Chapter 669: Eating fried noodles is exquisite, Bai Shiqiu will harvest a wave first!
Square brick factory alley, as long as you mention this place, it must have thought of the place to make bricks before, but now, the people of Beijing know it when they hear it...... Fried noodles.
Speaking of fried noodles, this is definitely the most common food in Beijing, and it is also the most popular among the public, in fact, it is eaten casually, you can eat it however you want, but you have to really pay attention to it, it is not popular to pay attention to it these years, and it is also a little particular in it.
There are actually many kinds of noodles, but those who really know how to do it can shout directly when they arrive at the store, pot picking.
The pot pick, that is, is picked directly from the pot, hot, but not cold water.
The sauce depends on the skill, this is the level of the chef. But the diners eat it themselves, and there are many kinds of dishes, such as side dishes.
Everyone knows that there are a lot of side dishes for fried noodles, and they have to be in line with the season.
This is not a Morse code, but, boiled in water, this is called a cipher, such as soybeans, do not need to be boiled, such as cucumber shreds, radish shreds, this is the clear code.
When eating, the pot is picked, so you will first place the code, the code is cooked, and it is hot. After that, the sauce is added, and then the clear code is placed, so that the stirring is even, and this bite goes down......
"Do you want to be so particular?"
"Just taste it."
Bai Shiqiu took a big bite when he snored, his mouth was also big, and he went down to a small half bowl in one bite, which was bold! Delicious!
"Haha...... Young people, appetite is good! ”
The mysterious man sat in front of Bai Shiqiu, eating slowly in front of a bowl of mixed fried noodles, as if he was as he said, when he was old, he couldn't gobble it up like Lao Bai.
As for the particularity of eating fried noodles, it was all told to Bai Shiqiu by the gentleman in front of him, Bai Shiqiu really didn't know much before, but he knew that when he ate it at home, his mother rolled it out by hand, bowl after bowl, and it was enough to eat it coolly.
It's not so much exquisite, the ...... in front of me Weird?
After thinking about it, he originally said that he wanted to talk, Bai Shiqiu thought that this mysterious person would take him to some more advanced place, but he didn't expect that he would come to eat fried noodles. This is not to say that eating fried noodles is not delicious, nor is it that he is out of the crowd in vain. But this heart is really wrong, obviously people are a master, to talk about some big things, this shouldn't be a cup of tea, clean music, sandalwood, this kind of elegance is easy to say?
This one...... Let's eat jajangmyeon with a sigh of relief, it's so fucking delicious.
However, what should come is still coming.
"Mr. Bai, it's still that question, I want to ask you, why do you have to make that "Thai Embarrassment"? Why do you have to allude to a well-known master? ”
"He's a liar who fools people, the so-called master, and has been convicted by the laws of the country, can't I sarcastically mock him?"
Bai Shiqiu knew that the real topic was like this.
The mysterious man smiled slightly, "Of course I know that this is your freedom, but I really want to know what Mr. Bai really thinks." ”
In this way, Bai Shiqiu really didn't understand why this mysterious person had to ask this question, but he was not afraid of this question, and his answer was quite simple, "The reason, in fact, is people." ”
"People?" Mystery people are weird.
"People just forget something."
"Oh, you mean, shooting like this, insinuating like this, I hope you remember something again."
"Sir is smart. Indeed, my thoughts are very simple, and I hope that there are some things that you will not forget. Well, there's an example I don't know if Mr. knows. ”
"Say it quickly."
"Sir, do you remember that year's Spring Festival Gala, Uncle Benshan had a sketch called "Selling Abduction", right?"
"Oh, of course I do."
"Well, there is a bridge in it, that is, Uncle Benshan, the big fool, fooling Chef Fan, the cook, he has one of the actions, stomping his feet, stomping his feet hard, and the line is, 'You stomp you are numb', right, so who is this bridge satirizing? Insinuations to whom? ”
"This ......"
Stomp your feet, stomp your feet hard, you stomp you are numb!
This paragraph is an absolute classic, a rare interesting thing in the sketch, and there is a particularly clear irony in it, or insinuation, because this is not a metaphor at all.
The mysterious man actually knew it as soon as he heard him, and he understood it at once, because this was a particularly powerful event back then.
This so-called exercise, the trouble is called a fierce, and later its main culprit fled overseas, and also won the support of many foreign messy forces, engaged in the wind and water, blacking us all day long, scolding us, how to do it, and typing on money, then what will the sky be destroyed......
It's pretty slippery, it used to be ten dollars, but now it's one dollar.
Among them, stomping the feet, stomping the feet vigorously, can cure diseases......
Needless to say, as long as you experience the events of the year, then everyone understands it in their hearts, and this sketch of Uncle Benshan is simply too clear, this joke is a satire of the liar who can cure the disease, and there are still some words in this sketch, which have not been said yet.
For example, you can fool people into setting themselves on fire.
At that time, when I was actually on the show, it was modified, and there was no meaning of 'lit', that is, ignition, only 'flickering'.
This matter is really too clear, but why is Bai Shiqiu saying it now?
In fact, the mysterious man already understands in his heart, yes, people just forget.
Bai Shiqiu continued: "What happened after that? Later, Uncle Benshan made two other sketches, and in fact, in terms of public opinion, especially on the Internet, many people are scolding him, scolding him in a state that seems to be longing for him to die, and even among these individuals, many of them are those with so-called high quality, those with status, for example, there is a lawyer who wants to sue Uncle Benshan, saying that he satirizes the disabled, that he satirizes the fat, what is the ugliness of people...... The situation on the Internet is overwhelming, and even some regional blacks are even brought together, such as scolding all the Northeast people, how are the Northeast people...... What is the result, sir? I think the gentleman himself knows ...... That's right, to this day, not many people still remember and know what this "Selling Abduction", this bridge, is satirizing. ”
Bai Shiqiu's words are very simple, very simple, and there is nothing to focus on, but what he said makes people feel a little creepy.
Yes, people forget.
The mysterious man smiled, "Then you're not afraid of being scolded?" ”
Bai Shiqiu smiled: "What am I afraid of, even if I scold me?" What I did was what I should do, without a Sect Master Li, there would still be Wang Shuangmu, and there would be many, many people in the future, who would come out to deceive everyone in various forms, and do some unthinkable evil things. Many people say how to be, quality or something, but we Northeast people, like me, we don't like to talk so much, and we can't see those ugly things, especially the fake things with a stench in our bones. Even if someone scolds me and someone hacks me, it doesn't matter, I'm worthy of my conscience. I, as a cultural worker, do this, warn the world, remind everyone not to be deceived, this is what I should do. ”
I have to say that this is really Bai Shiqiu's heart, he did this, so insinuation and irony, if he can play some positive role in this society, so that people like Master Wang have nothing to hide, wouldn't it be more meaningful.
Bai Shiqiu deeply knows that many years later, with the efforts of many people, let alone the post-00s, even the post-90s will not know what this bridge is satirizing, and even scold, this is not stupid.
After hearing this, the mysterious man nodded, and then asked, "Isn't there some other purpose?" ”
When Bai Shiqiu heard this, hehe, half of the garlic came.
"Hahaha......" laughed as he ate.
The mystery man also got the answer, but it wasn't over yet, "You hope some of the people above will know?" ”
"Of course."
"But, aren't you afraid that some people will see it and take some measures against you?"
"Sir, I'm talking about American things."
"That's probably against the girl."
"But I think that's what happened to me."
"Huh?"
What the two of them said was very interesting, it was nothing when it came to what happened in the United States, and Feng Ru had already made some judgments for Bai Shiqiu, she felt that the killer should be coming at her.
However, Bai Shiqiu actually said so now, what ......
"Most likely, it's not for you."
"I don't care what the odds, sir, don't you understand? What do I need probability? Even if they hadn't come for me, I'd have thought they were coming for me, and if I hadn't been clever, I'd have died a long time ago. ”
After saying this, the mysterious man smiled, "You kid is really good. ”
What does that mean?
To put it simply, Bai Shiqiu is ready to give it a go!
Whether it was coming at him or not, he was ready to fight back, strong enough.
"So what the hell do you have to do? Those individuals are not ordinary......"
"Do I have to say it all?"
"You ...... Hehehe, okay, I'll just watch, but there are some things, I have to give you some greetings. ”
"Huh?" This time, Bai Shiqiu was surprised.
What kind of greeting gift?
Also, who is this gentleman?
Bai Shiqiu was really curious, and even kept asking shamelessly, and finally said simply.
"I'm not a big person, I just like to do something simple, and sometimes, some people just want to hear it, and I give a little idea, that's all. There are many people like me, such as Mr. Zhang Wuchang, who is a scholar in Hong Kong...... So, I'm quite happy today, pretending to be a big-tailed wolf in front of you guy. ”
What is the ...... It made Bai Shiqiu awe-inspired.
I'm afraid this is a think tank, if I guessed correctly, this is the economist who gave some advice to the above.
When it comes to economics, Bai Shiqiu doesn't particularly understand it, but at least he knows that there are many schools of thought, many masters, and of course, there are many liars, such as the well-known Professor Lang.
Professor Lang is a real wolf, this guy can really fool.
After eating a bowl of fried noodles, Bai Shiqiu also understood a lot of things, and he had some inexplicable bottom in his heart, so he was more confident and determined, ready to launch a wave of counterattacks.
The first thing is to solve the matter of the moment.
Almost out of the alley of the brick factory, Bai Shiqiu immediately made an online press conference, directly broadcast it on the Internet, and contacted the reporters early in the morning.
"Everyone! Dear friends! Friends who care about me Bai Shiqiu! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. But there are some rumors that still need to be clarified, that is, about my whereabouts, I went to Honolulu to have a tour. Unexpectedly, there were a lot of rumors that I was dead...... Haha......"
Appeared!
Bai Shiqiu actually appeared!
Bai Shiqiu's full head and tail appeared!
The news was so good that it got out.
It turns out that Bai Shiqiu is not dead, and it turns out that "Painted Skin 2" is not a posthumous work.
Naturally, it caused a lot of complaints from everyone, saying that you are not righteous, how can you fool everyone so much.
However, some individuals are concerned about something else......
"Brothers! Youxi's network has risen sharply! "It was cool to be a kid, and he's been paying attention to U.S. stocks, and now he's really excited.
It's a drama network.
When the No. 4 fans saw it, they were all happy.
"How much has this gone up?" Honest people.
"Is it higher than before?" Big steamed buns with mushrooms.
"This stock is rising, and the relationship with our family Lao Bai ......" Xiao Hengshuai.
Of course, there is a relationship, and this relationship will come out immediately.
"Holy! Our family's old white is too damaged, haha...... "It's cool to play small, I don't know what to laugh at."
How to drop it?
In order to stabilize the stock price, the stock acquired before was sold by the drama network, and the number was probably more than 10 million shares, but I didn't say how much.
This is the open harvest!
Let's do a simple calculation, it seems that Bai Shiqiu's wave of profits will be more than ten or two billion US dollars.
The money to buy that glass slag is equivalent to not paying much.
But this is only the first wave.