Chapter 016: I, Dean Hao, thank you for the eighteenth generation of your ancestors
The doctors and nurses were waiting for each other, just like coaxing children, coaxing Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang, who took the lead.
These two are the long-time patrons of the mental hospital.
"We want this. Lin Fan shouted.
"It must be given. Old man Zhang held his head high, as if he was afraid that others would not know that he was also one of the leaders.
Doctors and nurses huddle.
Whispering.
"What do they want?"
"I think the O-O is probably two eggs and a ham sausage. ”
"And what about the other 0, what is it?"
"I think that 0's body is much thinner than O's, and he should be quail. ”
"I see, they want to eat. ”
Because I work in a mental hospital, the thinking of doctors and nurses is sublimated, and everything needs to be thought about food.
An old doctor bravely stood up, raised his hands to signal quiet, and then took a sip of hot water from the thermos cup, moistened his throat and said: "We have seen your needs and can understand them." ”
"You can rest assured that these will satisfy you, two hard-boiled eggs, a ham sausage, and a quail egg each. ”
The mentally ill who wandered with Lin Fan cheered.
"There were eggs to eat. ”
"There are ham sausages to eat. ”
"And quail eggs, but what are quail eggs?"
"You are so stupid, quail eggs are quail eggs. ”
"Oh, I see. ”
They followed Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang to protest and ask for something.
What do you want?
They don't know and don't know what is needed.
Just follow along anyway.
It's a lot of fun.
Now they can get eggs, ham sausages, quail eggs, and it makes them very happy.
"We don't want that. Lin Fan shouted.
"We want this. Old man Zhang pointed to the contents of the piece of paper and said.
The old doctor was very confused, although the first few words on the piece of paper were crooked, but it was not difficult to understand, but the back was difficult to understand, he asked softly.
"What do you want?"
Lin Fan pointed to the piece of paper with Old Man Zhang and said, "We want this, this, this is this." ”
The doctor and nurse were on the verge of collapse.
This one?
So what the hell is this, can you explain it?
The veteran doctor is experienced and good at communicating with mentally ill patients, and he is confident that he can communicate with mentally ill patients without barriers, and he can communicate smoothly.
This is the experience of 20 years of medical practice.
Abundant fruits.
It's not something that young people can learn, they need time to sharpen it.
"Okay, I can satisfy you, but what exactly are you talking about?" asked the veteran doctor.
"This. Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang continued to point to the piece of paper and said.
"And what is this specific thing?"
"This is it. ”
"Can you be clear? ”
"This is it. ”
"Be clearer. ”
"This is it. ”
......
Gradually, the atmosphere around him became quieter, and the old doctor, who was originally full of confidence, gradually lost his smile, not because he was angry, but because he overestimated his ability to communicate with the mentally ill.
Looking at the thermos cup in his hand, he felt the urge to smash his head angrily.
Who am I?
Where am I?
I'm in a psychiatric hospital!
A young nurse comforted, "Uncle, it's not your fault. ”
It's true that it's not someone's fault, it's really hard to communicate, and it's just a matter of saying what it is, but it has to be so complicated.
"The dean is here. ”
The arrival of Dean Hao is undoubtedly not a shot in the arm for them, here Dean Hao is their faith, for them, there is no mental patient with whom Dean Hao cannot communicate.
At this time.
Dean Hao, who was full of white hair, walked with a heavy heart, and when he saw the eyes of the doctors and nurses, he slowly straightened up, with a faint smile on his face.
It conveys a kind of power to them.
That power is called calmness.
"Dean, Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang need something they write, but we don't know what they want, so we asked many times, but they didn't say it, just said that it was this. A doctor said.
Dean Hao nodded, "Let me come." ”
Subsequently.
Dean Hao kept a certain distance from Lin Fan and the others, don't look at them as if they were unarmed and in close contact, it was a hidden danger, and no one knew what would happen.
"What do you want?" asked Dean Hao.
"We want this. Lin Fan pointed to the piece of paper with Old Man Zhang and said.
Ordinary people will definitely collapse when they see this scene, and if you want to say it directly, just point to this piece of paper, three words, and two pictures.
We want O—O, 0.
Depend on.
Who can understand this?
If anyone can understand, they will definitely not praise how smart he is, but silently clean up a special ward for him in the mental hospital, invite him to sit here, have a good chat, if you can, give you a test, send a small certificate, and leave a heavy mark on the honor column for your life.
Dean Hao glanced at it and said, "This won't work. ”
"We want this. Lin Fan and Old Man Zhang spoke in unison, at this moment they had a heart-to-heart connection and asked for unity, which was what they wanted.
The mentally ill who followed behind them, unsure of what they wanted, also shouted, "We want this." ”
Dean Hao is so tired.
The birthday on March 1st was a farce, and I didn't feel the joy of the birthday properly.
Think about age.
Think about where you work.
He wondered how many more birthdays he would have.
"Quiet, all quiet or not. ”
Dean Hao regretted a little when he was faced with a career choice.
There are two kinds.
One is to be a prison warden.
The other is the director of a psychiatric hospital.
He chose a psychiatric hospital.
If you choose the prison warden, even if this happens, it's easy to do, call the prison guards, pick up your dragon sling, and beat me......
But now......
They are all vulnerable.
How can you beat it.
Let's be honest.
Dean Hao is afraid, you never know what the mentally ill will do next, you suppress it by force, they can incarnate as supermen, turn on the gas stove, smoke a cigarette calmly, and die with you.
You can also hold a knife in your hand, cut yourself first, see if the knife is sharp enough, and then come and cut you.
These things have happened in the history of mental illness.
A real mentally ill person will definitely hurt himself before hurting others.
Because they also have a thirst for knowledge.
I want to know if it hurts.
Seeing that the situation is getting out of hand.
Dean Hao took a step back and opened the sky
"Okay, I'll give it back to you. ”
"Xiao Li, go and take the things out and give them them. Dean Hao just wants to spend his birthday on March 1st with peace of mind, go back to the office to eat a piece of cake, make a cup of wolfberry and red date tea, listen to a little song, and sigh where the time has gone......
Dr. Li looked confused, "Dean, what to take?"
"Barbells, punching bags. "Dean Hao is tired, there are so many people in a mental hospital, he is the only one who can understand the meaning of the mentally ill, how tired.
Can anyone help him?
I, Dean Hao, thank you for the eighteenth generation of your ancestors.