Chapter 296: New Year's Greetings
When the weasel was discovered, he seemed to be panicked, but in fact he quickly ran along the wall, spared it, ran back to the original chicken coop, and took a few bites on the chicken that was not yet dead.
Seeing this, Luo Yuanhao was shocked by the weasel's behavior in his heart, and couldn't help blurting out: "What a Wong Tai Sin." ”
When the weasel heard it, he actually glanced back at Luo Yuanhao, and then froze for a moment, as if he could recognize the person.
Seeing that this thing was full of spirituality, Luo Yuanhao immediately felt compassion and continued to say to the weasel:
"Little one, if you can understand what I say, don't be in a hurry to leave, listen to my advice, this family may have killed your children, and you, too, killed so many chickens and ducks. It's time to settle it, okay? ”
The weasel raised its head slightly, its forelimbs dangling in the air, and at that moment, it was a little like a marmot, revealing cuteness.
Luo Yuanhao was afraid that it didn't understand, so he said it again:
"As for them, they probably killed your kindred, and now you have killed a lot of their chickens and ducks. I know you still have grievances in your heart, after all, the murderer of your own clan is still alive. But who made you beasts, after all, inferior, at the next level of the food chain. I said, you know? ”
"You kill chickens and ducks like this, and you can come and go freely, it's not that people can't catch you, but you haven't thought of spending this effort to deal with just one Wong Tai Sin. If they're serious, find a hunter and kill you with one shot. You understand? ”
With such a painstaking explanation, I don't know if the weasel can understand it. You must know that my two wolf dogs have been trained for so long, and they can only understand commonly used words and short sentences.
It's just that Luo Yuanhao will talk so hard, precisely because this weasel is very fat, and he has not escaped, and it seems that he is still observing.
But the weasel is short-sighted after all, Luo Yuanhao was worried that it couldn't see, so he asked others to stand farther away and got a little closer.
The weasel's breathing became noticeably short, and he moved twice to the left side in the chicken coop, his movements seemed to be as fast as teleportation, as if it had changed its posture, and ran from Luo Yuanhao's right hand side to Luo Yuanhao's left hand side.
Seeing that he still didn't leave, Luo Yuanhao continued to talk bitterly and decided to say it one last time. What I am worried about is whether the old man will laugh at himself, not to mention that Zhang Wei is still live there, talking to animals like this, I don't know how many people are secretly laughing at themselves!
Luo Yuanhao gritted his teeth and said it anyway:
"As for me, I'm here to be a peacemaker, let's talk about it today, if you don't come again tomorrow, then it means that we will coexist peacefully, I promise that the old man's family will never trouble you again, and you can't come to trouble them."
"If you come back tomorrow, I'll take my hounds and my shotguns to kill you!"
When Luo Yuanhao talked about the gun, he raised his two hands and made a shotgun shooting pose.
When the weasel saw Luo Yuanhao making a move, he didn't know what was going on, so he made a posture of dodging back and forth, and made a sound like a pig's roar. It seems to be angry, provocative!
The message in the live broadcast room is in this state: "Damn, I actually talked to a weasel, Master Luo really has you!" ”
"It's not a weasel, is it? The color seems to be golden. ”
"Mom, this won't be the one you brought to Australia, will you?"
"Such a big weasel, caught, apply for Guinness World Records, right?"
"This size is inevitably too big, and the data given by Zhang Wei feels very rigorous."
"Compared with Master Luo's physique, I feel like I have more than ten or twenty pounds. Why is the published data so small? ”
"I can't believe this is a weasel, the weasel on our side is the size of two voles."
"The weasel is short-sighted, can it see Master Luo?"
"Animals are big things that look big but have a small actual weight, and some look small and have a large actual weight."
"You're too, aren't you? It's just about ten meters away, can you not see it? Are you blind? ”
"I'm more curious, I want to see how Master Luo catches this Wong Tai Sin tomorrow."
"Master Luo is also a talent, he actually treats weasels as equals, and talks to it. If you want me to say, wouldn't it be better to just kill it? ”
"So you're not Master Luo."
"Thankfully, it's not you who rule the world."
The weasel flashed its sharp claws and flicked the dead chicken. When Luo Yuanhao saw this scene, he was anxious, but his face remained the same, at least he couldn't let people see that he had no bottom in his heart, and continued:
"Do you understand? I'm also for your good, to give you a way to live. Otherwise, you just go and hide, and I can find you with my hounds and dig up your nest. When the time comes, it will be a massacre ......"
"If you kill a chicken farmer's chicken, no one will be able to protect you. If you understand, leave now. ”
When Luo Yuanhao said this, he waited for the actions of this huge weasel. Zhang Wei also began to capture the weasel, and the audience in the live broadcast room saw the weasel standing upright, and saw the cute and cunning appearance.
"Hurry up, never come." Luo Yuanhao added.
The weasel sat upright, stunned for a while, and suddenly made a movement that Luo Yuanhao did not expect, its two front paws curled up in front of its chest, and it actually shook Luo Yuanhao five or six times in a row like people have been doing it for a hundred years.
This scene not only shocked Luo Yuanhao, but also shocked Zhang Wei and the old man on the side! It shocked the audience in the live broadcast room even more!
"Nima, is this all right?"
"It's incredible, it's really Wong Tai Sin, is it asking for mercy?"
"Master Luo, please explain."
"What's the situation, I just blinked and missed it. Why did the number of comments explode? ”
"Just double-click 666......"
"Is this a New Year's greeting? Cover your face...... Laughing and crying......"
"It's so exciting, just this one shot, it's worth reporting. Hahaha"
"How is this possible?"
"The weasel gives the chicken a New Year's greeting, and I have always heard that the weasel will pay a New Year's greeting, and today is a long insight, and it will really make a New Year's greeting."
"Theoretically, the weasel's body structure and brain structure are more difficult to complete this action."
"My dog will also pay New Year's greetings, and it is said that this is not good for the dog, so we will not train."
"This weasel is fine, isn't it? I'll get a dynamic screenshot and ...... first."
"Doesn't anyone think this weasel is too big?"
"What, you're only talking about this now?"
"Congratulations on electrifying your home."
"The people of Guangxi sent a congratulatory telegram to congratulate you on your home network."
"What, my Great Qing Dynasty is dead?"
"The one who took a screenshot, you be careful, don't spread superstition, read more than much, and you will come to check the water meter."
"I found that what I wanted to say, what I thought in my heart, netizens have said...... Cover your face ......"
The weasel made such a move, and the entire live broadcast room immediately boiled, and the number of messages exceeded the limit of proportion, almost every ten people, there was a message.
However, at this time, Luo Yuanhao and Zhang Wei's attention was not on the live broadcast, but on the weasel.