Chapter 72: Yun Qianqian VS Liar
Disaster Genesis Chapter 72 Yun Qianqian VS Liar Ling Wushui Sleeve
Woe to Genesis
Chapter 72 Yun Qianqian VS Liar
Heaven walks with a smile of surprise and affection. But I already have old tears in my heart - is there such a coincidence! How should I end up now?!
Yun Qianqian looked at the others left and right, looked at the heavenly walk with a suspicious expression, and finally swallowed the question in his mouth, and walked into the adventurer's house in silence. The six men and three women inside had obviously misunderstood, and the eighteen eyes full of complex emotions were focused on Yun Qianqian.
"......" grass mud horse! Got in the shade! β¦β¦ After pondering for a while in the process of coming in, Yun Qianqian quickly connected everything together and figured out the general cause and effect. Yun Qianqian, who looked up and glared at Heaven Walking, and finally understood what was going on, was amused: "Just now, someone outside said that you confessed here that you like me?!" β
"Uh...... Pretty much. Heaven walked and wiped a cold sweat with a weak heart, and felt that his hands and feet had become a little cold - what about the laughing hair?! It's not too much to kill people, don't take you to scare people like this!
"The kid has a vision!" Yun Qianqian praised it, Heaven walked embarrassed and smirked, she really couldn't take this sentence, not only did she not answer, but she didn't even dare to put one more fart.
"Let's talk about it, I seem to have missed a lot of good shows on the outside just now, what do you like about me?!"
Heaven Walking hesitated for a long time before hesitating: "Your straightforward character?!" β
"Hmmm! This peach is innocent, no wonder you will be tempted! Yun Qianqian nodded solemnly, accepting this explanation. Heaven Walking and the six big men next to him sweated together.
After a few words, the three women next to Heaven Walking were still hostile, but now they all had strange expressions...... I'm just as gentle, temperamental, and cute as this girl?! Brother Heaven isn't scolding himself, right?! Or is it the legendary lover's eye in his eyes?!
After finding a fairly complete table and sitting down, Yun Qianqian just raised his head. Before he had time to find someone to settle the account, the owner of the adventurer's house had already run out tremblingly, looking left and right in a hesitation, and finally he might think that Yun Qianqian, the only sitting person present, was more like a head, so he leaned up and said carefully: "This young lady, may I ask ...... the table and chair you broke just now?"
"What do you call us?! Whoever beats the bad ones will find whoever goes, and the old lady passes by the soy sauce maker! Yun Qianqian glared at the boss and hurriedly made a serious statement.
The boss was shocked, trembled, and then turned his head very familiarly, looked left and right again, and said, "Several, each of you has paid for the things you smashed, right?!" Otherwise, I'll call the city guards......"
A few people were stunned, and they hurriedly didn't care about anything else, so they lowered their heads and hurriedly rummaged through their purses to find out how much money they still had. Isn't this a joke, the shop that smashes the system doesn't lose money, it's almost like a burglary in reality, if you really have to wait until the invincible soldiers appear, people don't care about you, just arrest and lock up the small black house for a few days.
The boss settled the accounts for these people on the side, and finally summed it up, the six big men need to lose the most money, who calls people the masters, they are arrogant in their hands and feet, and they shot angrily just now, and the effect of destruction is naturally even more extraordinary. The smashed tables, chairs, and plates at the scene. At least half of it is credited to these six people.
The three women are better, although they also made a move, but they are mostly parrying, women are not good at PK, and most of their minds are on trivial things such as shopping and chatting, and the less they practice, the power of their skills will naturally be smaller. Understandably limited in destructive power in a fight.
The most incredible thing is that Heaven walks, and this person doesn't have to pay a copper plate. People do something wrong and have a weak heart, so from the very beginning, they mainly dodge and dare not fight back with public anger. In addition, he estimated that he had encountered this kind of thing not once or twice, and his ability to dodge and deal with it could be described as experienced, so as a veteran of avoiding trouble, Heaven Walking did not have any debt at all......
"Are you rich?!" The six men were a little dumbfounded by the calculations, and when they came to their senses, they immediately began to ask about their wallets.
"No, Little A, what about you?!"
"My own isn't enough to pay, what about B?! Didn't you just go to the dungeon yesterday and brush a few handfuls?! β
"The things that came out of the brush haven't been sold for the time being, and Lao Tzu has a yarn!" Mr. B said angrily: "Otherwise, ask the boss if he can use things to pay off debts?!" β
"Stop the ink, old C, you ......"
The five who caught the rape man and the squad leader were originally aggressive, very stance, and very confident to come to Heaven to settle accounts. As a result, when I looked at it like this, I was disgraced and paid for it here, and it seemed that there was a little possibility that he would be forced to stay behind and sell himself to pay off his debts, but the culprit's little rabbit cub was leisurely, and his debtless body made people want to go up and kick him twice......
This world is really TMD unfair! The six big men were finally grieved.
"Brother Heaven, this is what you like...... Uh, a lot of peaches?! "The woman has a lot of spare money, and besides, she didn't break much of it when she made a move, so she quickly lost the money and walked around Yun Qianqian and Heaven one by one, her face was indescribably complicated.
"You don't need that, just one, you just call me Peach." Yun Qianqian was quite polite to the woman, and after smiling and speaking, she turned her head and threw herself to the heaven opposite her in a private chat: "If you want me to help you solve it, it will be 100 gold!" Otherwise, expose you on the spot and try to see if you will be photographed into ashes?! β
Heaven walked and wanted to cry without tears, staring at Yun Qianqian affectionately while gritting his teeth and replying to the message in seconds: "Eldest sister, I only have 44 gold on me now, you have to leave me some start-up capital, right?!" "Pickling girls is a high-consumption activity, and generally food, clothing, and flowers have to be paid by the grandfathers, and it is absolutely impossible to defend yourself without money. Otherwise, if the atmosphere is good, the woman's coquettish wants to drink a little milk tea, but the man can't even touch the five yuan, isn't it contemptible.
Yun Qianqian smiled very cooperatively, lowered her head shyly, and said softly as if she was embarrassed by Heaven Walking: "Brother Heaven, I have something I want to say to you alone." Privately, another text message flew out: "100 gold!" You can make an IOU with a time limit of one week, and if you don't pay back the money within a week, let the system sell your equipment, props, working capital, and illiquid industries to pay me...... If you do it, go over and sign a contract with me, and if you don't do it, we'll break up. β
"......" which is an IOU. This is directly taking advantage of the fire to rob! When Heaven walked and heard this, he was sad and indignant on the spot.
"Brother Heaven!" As soon as the three women heard that Yun Qianqian was going to take the heavenly walk away, they were anxious in their hearts, and they all shouted in unison.
...... "Please don't call me heaven, you still call me Brother Kaizi...... Heaven walked silently and tearfully, there were words of suffering in his heart, and after a difficult choice, he finally stood up heavily, and looked at Yun Qianqian sadly: "Let's go......"
βYESοΌβ Yun Qianqian snapped her fingers, not wasting time at all, and followed Heaven to the other side while drafting an IOU in cursive.
"Brother Heaven!" With tears in their eyes and shocked faces, the three women couldn't believe that Heaven Walk had really gone with the woman who came after. The three women wept with tears and blood, as if they had been abandoned by a ruthless negative man, and they were unwilling to follow the two of them in heaven, as if they were trying to redeem something.
"Don't come along!" As soon as Heaven walked around, Shen Sheng resolutely stopped the footsteps of the three of them...... Bananas, he's a big watermelon! I'm going to make an IOU, and I'm not going to sign any major treaty, so I'm not going to visit it, okay?! Isn't that a shame on yourself!
The three girls were shocked by the drunkenness, and then looked at the absolute expression on the face of Heaven Walking, and suddenly, disbelief, shock, sadness and other complex feelings surged from the hearts of the three of them. In the end, the three of them finally couldn't help but feel sad. "Wow" cried out together, and they all hid their faces and ran away together: "Brother Heaven/Stinky Heaven/Negative People...... I hate you!!! β
"......" Heaven was so excited that the corners of his mouth twitched, knowing that the three girls had misunderstood, but he didn't even dare to explain, let alone stop people. So at last, I could only watch the three delicate flowers that I had spent a lot of time and energy on soaking go away with the wind, turning into three small black dots at the end of the street......
"The old doesn't go, the new doesn't come...... In fact, if you think about it from another angle, these three women have already met each other, and it will be tricky for you to deal with it in the future, so it's okay to break it off early, you can just hurry up and find the next target......" Yun Qianqian tiptoed and looked into the distance. It wasn't until he really couldn't see anyone that he sighed, patted the heavens and walked comfortingly.
Heaven walked and pumped again, and after a long time, he finally wiped his face, looked at the six big men on the other side who were still raising money and taking the time to look at him by the way, and finally gave up, turned his head and lowered his voice and whispered to Yun Qianqian: "Forget it, go back and think of a way...... Okay, 100 gold, you have to help me solve these six troubles! β
"Isn't it just to get rid of them, it's a trivial matter." Yun Qianqian smiled, revealing his standard eight teeth: "By the way, if there is any damage caused to this place in the process of settlement, you will also be responsible for compensation...... This letter of responsibility is also troublesome to sign! β
The IOU here was laid, the compensation was paid off there, and the six men finally walked to heaven again, apparently to settle the ledger with him. Heaven Walking pretended not to see it, but in fact, he was already in a cold sweat, and desperately sent a message to Yun Qianqian: "Sister, you can't just collect money and do nothing!" Help me get rid of them! β
"What's the hurry, what is the urgency, what is the urgency...... Yun Qianqian muttered in a low voice, his face suddenly changed, and he pointed to heaven with anger in his eyes and scolded: "Do you have a kind of repeating it for me?!" β
"Huh?!" What are you talking about?! Walking in Heaven is a bit dumbfounded. Yun Qianqian didn't wait for him to react, his face changed again, and he became sad: "I didn't expect you to be such a person...... You just said that you were in love with her, was it true?! β
...... "Who do I love me?!"
"It turns out that fake drama can really be done, and such a long time of contact is really enough to make you forget me...... So, she just ran away, are you going to chase after her now?! Yun Qianqian continued to recite lines "sadly". When Heaven Walk heard this, he finally understood what was going on.
To put it bluntly, this trick is actually a Dafa of gaze shifting. Heaven Walking just now shifted the focus of the contradiction to Yun Qianqian's body, thinking that if this fruit was not present, the incident could be blurred, and then ended peacefully. Unexpectedly, the plot actually took a turn, and the heroine was unwilling to be lonely and ran out to join in the fun, which suddenly made heaven walk very big.
Now the clouds are reversed. threw the focus of the contradiction back on the three chicks who had just run away, and successfully shaped Paradise Walking into the image of a bitter man who just suddenly understood who his true love was...... What a bloody and familiar drama this is! Heaven walked excitedly, finally found a routine he was familiar with, and soon took on the role, he raised his head at a 45-degree angle, so that his eyes were full of tears, and he was very sad and ready to speak: "Yes Peach, I'm sorry for you, but ......"
"Good! In that case, I don't force it! Then let me give you a ride! Yun Qianqian interrupted the heavenly walk, ignoring the other party's stunned expression, and raised his finger: "Thunder Hell and Heaven Thunder Net...... Grass mud horse! If you can't start together, then thunder hell! β
"Wait......" Heaven Walking finally realized that something was wrong, his little face turned pale, and he quickly screamed and stopped.
Wait for the hair, wait! Hack to the old lady! β¦β¦ Yun Qianqian shook his head and pretended not to hear it, and the skills stored in his hands went up, and suddenly the entire adventurer's home was filled with a rumbling thunder and lightning, and Heaven Walking and the other six men didn't have time to resist anything, and they didn't even bother to take a sip of the red bottle, and they were split into pieces of ash in less than three seconds, one here, one there......
The owner of the Adventurer's House wanted to cry and stood in the shop like the scene of a fire, stimulated by the ruin-like scene, and was already out of breath and less in breath.
"This person is responsible for paying the bill, remember to send soldiers to arrest him when I go back!" Yun Qianqian threw the letter of responsibility that Heaven Walking had just signed into the boss's arms, and finally let out a bad breath, and his refreshed spirit flashed...... Banana's! Dare to ruin the reputation of the old lady's innocence?! If I don't let you know, if you know how to do fruit on the rivers and lakes in the future, my mother will make fruits!
As soon as he walked out of the adventurer's house, the crowd of onlookers outside retreated in horror, glaring at Yun Qianqian in shock, for fear that this female demon would suddenly burst out and kill people, Yun Qianqian looked left and right, scratched his head and asked, "What's wrong with everyone?!" β
What's wrong with "......?!" You brushed off the seven masters without blinking your eyes inside, and you dare to ask us what's wrong?!
"I'm out of love! Can't you vent your sadness?! Yun Qianqian held her chest sadly and made a resentful woman.
"......" is a fart for lovelorn! Everyone can see that you are in good spirits now, and you are delicious to eat......
On the same day, the Genesis Times was sold out of stock again, and the main news figure was Yun Qianqian, who had returned from going to sea and had not appeared in the rivers and lakes for a long time. The editor-in-chief of the Times sighed with emotion, the sales of this issue of the newspaper are as good as the sum of the previous two issues, and the news sold every day in recent months is either group P or single P, and the two guilds have been fighting for several weeks, so that there is nothing else that can attract attention in the entire Genesis. Coming and going, not to mention that readers are tired of watching this kind of news, even the editor-in-chief himself has been too lazy to review the manuscript for a long time...... Sure enough, the movement of people's fruit is more eye-catching!
In contrast, Yun Qianqian was not so happy about his news appearance. In a tavern, the fruit slapped the table violently, photographed the current hot-selling Genesis Times in front of Heaven Walking, and then confidently taught the other party: "Look at what is written on it!" Ben Peach is angry for you?! Banana's! Just look at our appearance and this figure, what man do you want to match? ! Do you have the impulse to be a professional liar for you?! β
Heaven walked with tears and hatred: "Sister, I still died at your hands!" It's time to be angry here, okay?! β
Yun Qianqian "cut" it: "Didn't you ask me to help you solve the trouble?!" Tell me for yourself, if you die like this, will those six people be angry?! β
ββ¦β¦ Be! But ......"
"No but! I turned the attention of the masses away from that, and now everyone doesn't despise your behavior anymore?! β
ββ¦β¦ That's right! But ......"
"'But' you ball! Don't interrupt me all the time, okay?! Yun Qianqian slapped the table, got up and stepped on the bench beside him, and said bitterly: "The people who are looking for trouble for you are gone, and the public opinion attacks on you have disappeared, how beautiful this peach has solved things for you!" But as soon as you get out of trouble, you turn around and want to deny it?! As soon as the whole thing crosses the river and demolishes the bridge, it will be thrown off when it runs out...... It's so unbelievable! β
"......" Heaven Walking was so aggrieved that he burst into tears, and after being silent for a long time, he wiped his tears: "You're right, but I still want to say but, can you?!" β
"Say!" Yun Qianqian snorted, raised his chin graciously, and signaled that the other party could speak now.
Heaven walked to sort out his thoughts, opened his mouth and just wanted to say something, but he closed his mouth in distress after thinking about it, frowned and thought for a long time, and then opened and closed his mouth again...... After repeating this a few times, he finally gave up: "I don't have anything more to say......" Mary's next door! You've finished talking about it, and now it's all Lao Tzu's fault, and Lao Tzu is still talking about yarn!
"Peach!" Brother Huang suddenly walked in from outside the tavern door, glanced at Heaven Walking, then turned his gaze back to Yun Qianqian, and smiled bitterly: "Can't you cause less trouble?!" β
"It's not me who causes trouble, it's something that messes with me!" Yun Qianqian was also helpless: "The people from the small team in front should have told you about what happened, right?!" I didn't recruit anyone to provoke anyone to follow the outside of the adventurer's house to watch the excitement, it was this kid's brain that got into the water, and suddenly announced to everyone that he had a crush on me...... If he didn't mention my name, could I be caught up in it for some reason?! Can there be so many bad things in the back?! Can it be reported again as soon as you turn around?! ...... "She is also very aggrieved, is it okay, the so-called people in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves, probably this is how she feels now."
Brother Huang thought about it, this matter really can't be blamed, although this fruit has never been kind, but if this time the matter is serious, the girl is just a victim who has been affected......
"That's it! I'm not here to hold you accountable! Brother Huang finally had no choice: "Now that the matter has passed, forget it." Those few people in our regiment should be taught a lesson, lest they always like to follow other people's butts and roar when they see injustice......"
Yun Qianqian nodded hurriedly: "That's it!" The middle qi is not so sufficient, and if you roar too much, you are not afraid of kidney loss?! β
The difficulty of "......" to answer this fruit talk was too high, Brother Huang thought about it again and again, and could only pretend not to hear it and ignore the past: "I came to tell you about the task." If it's convenient for you, can you stay in our group for a few days?! The one we took on was a team task, and you had to be a member of the team to complete it. β
"Farm the boss?!" Yun Qianqian was curious.
"It's easy to farm the boss." Brother Huang sighed sadly: "This task is even more difficult than before, it is not something that ordinary people can do, I think about it, and among the people I know, only you are the most qualified......"
"Really?! What kind of mission is so awesome?! Yun Qianqian was a little proud.
Brother Huang glanced at Yun Qianqian silently, took out a scroll from the space bag and placed it in front of him, unfolded it and explained it: "There is a team of foreign envoys who have come to visit the city, and for the sake of the dignity or face of the kingdom, the king asks all the officials to do their best to give it the best reception. But just before the arrival of the foreign envoy, the king suddenly received news that there was a professional swindler who wanted to deceive the envoy into offering the statue of the Holy Angel to the king...... Our regiment was tasked with protecting the statue from being stolen or swindled by the crook. The people sent out by our regiment in front of him have missed once, and the statue was lost, but fortunately, it was later recovered by the king's army, and it did not cause international disputes, but the king was furious because of this, and an order reduced our guild back to the size of the mercenary group, and if the mission is successful, the scale of the guild can be restored, but if it fails again, we can't even keep the mercenary group......"
"So this time you want me to take action to protect this broken statue?!" Yun Qianqian quickly grasped the point.
"Hmm!" Brother Huang nodded cautiously, glanced at Heaven Walking again, and then couldn't help but add: "I heard that the place where the statue of the Holy Angel was found is the location where this brother pretended to be an NPC a while ago, so I suspect that this matter has something to do with the NPC who sent him a task...... Of the people I know, I guess you are the only one who can see through the tricks of those liars, and people from the outside world say that you are resourceful and sophisticated...... Peach, can you help Brother Huang this time?! In the end, Brother Huang couldn't help but bring a pleading tone, it is estimated that the pressure on him from this task is too great, so that this big man can't accept it.
Yun Qianqian couldn't hear people's soft words, and when she saw Brother Huang like this, she immediately patted her chest with enthusiasm: "You just put your heart in your stomach!" I'll definitely give you that statue to keep, come one to kill one, come two to kill a pair, Samita...... Well, if that liar really dares to come, Ben Peach will cheat him out of his underwear to see if he still has the face to continue to come out and mix! β
"Then it's all up to you!" Brother Huang excitedly shook Yun Qianqian's little hand, and casually handed over a request to invite him to join the group, and Yun Qianqian immediately agreed and officially joined the group.
After a few polite words as usual, Brother Huang finally left with a sigh of relief, Yun Qianqian squinted his eyes, and looked at the heaven next to him who was drinking tea as if nothing had happened: "Boy! Then the liar is Samielus, right?! β
"I don't know!" Heaven Walking put down the teacup and shrugged helplessly: "Although we are peers, there is only a task relationship between me and him, and it is not related to him...... Who will report to me if he wants to deceive?! β
"Most statues can have some kind of bonus to territory-type territory. I guess it's Samites, his city is about to be built, everything is in short supply, someone just happened to send it to the door, how can this old liar not take it! Yun Qianqian tapped the wooden table a few times rhythmically, and deduced it, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this matter had nothing to do with Samielus, even if it wasn't him, it must be other liars sent by this old immortal, for example, like when he sent Heaven Walk to pretend to be an NPC to help him stand guard and work......
"Probably." Heaven Walking was not enthusiastic about this matter, and said a perfunctory echo and stopped talking.
"No! I still have to go to the envoy to see ...... first" Yun Qianqian thought about it and stood up, turned around and was about to walk out, when he suddenly paused again.
"What's wrong again?!" Heaven Walking asked suspiciously.
"I ask you." Yun Qianqian turned around and bowed her head shyly, and said shyly in anticipation: "Brother Ganghuang said that the outside praised me for being resourceful, have you heard of this?!" How do you say that?! β
"......" Heaven walked in silence for a moment, and finally stopped drinking tea and pretended to be deep. After thinking for a long time under Yun Qianqian's scorching gaze, Heaven Walking finally spoke, and explained embarrassmently: "Here's the thing, what about your evaluation, it's indeed similar, yes, but the original words are slightly different from what Brother Huang said......
"For example?!"
"For example...... You replace those positive words with derogatory words that express similar meanings, and it's pretty much the same. "Heaven walks and wipes sweat.
Foreign envoys enjoy the treatment of state guests, and it is needless to say where they live. In the inner city attached to the palace, a special pavilion was allocated for the residence of this envoy's team. In addition to guest rooms, the hotel also has a bathhouse, a kitchen, a small garden, a warehouse, and other facilities, so even if the envoys want to stay here, there is definitely no problem in life.
It may be that he is still haunted by the theft of the statue of the Holy Angel in the past, and the envoy has not been out for a long time since the statue was recovered. Brother Huang's mercenary group was directly divided into several special teams, which took turns patrolling in the pavilion in groups...... Of course, this bodyguard status is not officially recognized, so the envoys don't count their share when they eat and have fun, except when the player goes to consult him or involves mission-related content, the envoy directly ignores people as air, and really does what he eats and watchs, and he sits and stands...... In a nutshell, there is no human rights.
Yun Qianqian felt strange, since this statue of the Holy Angel was such a dangerous thing to put on his body, wouldn't it be better if you just offered it earlier?! If you have to bring such a broken thing to your side, why worry about it all day long?!
Huang Ge's explanation for this is that the king and the envoys need to wait for an auspicious day to officially hand over in a formal setting...... To sum it up, people still have to go through such a formality. Widely advertised to the world, so that everyone knew that the envoy of the XX country presented a XXX...... to the king of his country After all, this is not a cabbage, just give it, what if the person who got it doesn't admit it, or the person in the foreign envoy's family doesn't receive the news, and directly thinks that the person has embezzled something? !
Besides, if they are so timid for the sake of a mere liar, then the leaders of the two countries will lose face! So even if it's just to fight for a breath, the statue of the Holy Angel has to stay with the envoy until the moment of the official handover......
"To put it bluntly, it's enough to be full?!" Yun Qianqian summarized the current situation very accurately, causing Brother Huang's face to twitch violently for a while.
"Alright, I'll talk to the envoy and see how it goes. You can say hello to the current team on duty and ask them to cooperate with me when necessary, and you don't need anything else. Yun Qianqian waved his hand impatiently to drive Brother Huang away, thought about it seriously, and finally raised his foot and walked towards the dining room where the envoy was currently located.
The envoy in the dining room is eating snacks, although the facilities here are complete, but after all, there can't be too many entertainment facilities, so the NPC has been idle recently, staying in the hotel every day, except for sleeping, you can only eat, or go to the garden or take a bath...... Life is too tense, and high-ranking officials are not easy to mix.
After saying hello to the players in the same group who were in charge of protecting the envoy, Yun Qianqian walked over to the envoy with a smile on his face, and greeted people very familiarly: "Yo! Eating?! β
The "......" envoy was stunned for half a minute, not knowing what to say about it. According to his identity, he didn't need to deal with this person's nonsense. But from the perspective of the mission, he must now try his best to cooperate with the other party's questioning and actions...... This paradox is so thought-provoking that the envoy is confused.
Yun Qianqian casually pulled a stool and sat next to the envoy, ignoring the convulsive and depressed expression of the player next to him, and then approached the envoy: "Dude! I'm new here, and I'm in charge of the statue of the Holy Angel that you have on you now! If it's convenient for you, can you take it out and let me check the authenticity of the goods?! In case someone has already changed the tanuki to the prince, then let's protect a fart, you say?! β
"......" continues to crash...... The world is so confusing.
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