"Ahh

Xiao Qiang woke up suddenly, panting heavily! It was dark in front of me, and I always felt that I was about to burst my lungs with a thousand pounds of weight on my body.

"Your sister, I'm never going to fly again!" Shaking his head that is still rotating in 360 degrees, it always feels a little wrong, how can he be sinking like he has been fighting in an Internet café for a week.

patting his head hard, Xiao Qiang, who was panting, picked up the cocoon and recalled what happened little by little,

He was just loading a mod into the game he had been playing for half a year, and the plane was so cool that the plane was loaded at the moment when it was completed, and the plane suddenly broadcast a request to fasten the seat belt, as if it had encountered some airflow~

Xiao Qiang didn't even have a good computer, and the plane suddenly hung in the air! Xiao Qiang patted his head, he should have suddenly hung in the air,

The feeling of weightlessness in the water made the laptop in front of him levitate as well, and then ...... There is no after!

The light outside the window was finally clearer, but with a wave of his heavy arm, there seemed to be something next to him.

Xiao Qiang turned his head with difficulty, but saw a bloody arm right in front of him!

"Dead man!!" Xiao Qiang was stunned at first, and then screamed like a woman! Desperately trying to unbuckle the seat belt,

But at the moment of unraveling, Xiaoqiang fell down entirely!

It turned out that he felt heavy in his limbs, his eyes were blurred, and he was delirious because he was being strangled by a seat belt and hung in his seat!

Xiao Qiang's panic was solved, and he slammed into the roof of the cabin with a bang! Belch...... Now it should be said that under the cabin~

"Anyone! Is anyone alive? Is there anyone!! ”

Xiao Yi lay on the ground with weak limbs and shouted, what he wanted most now was some movement, not the quiet sound of the needle dropping!

Why hasn't the rescue arrived yet, didn't the hundreds of millions of curious people of the Great Celestial Empire see them crash with one of them? The route he flies is not a no-man's land in Hoh Xil~

"Is there anyone? Give me a word back!! ”

Xiao Qiang's hoarse voice echoed in the cabin, and he didn't know how long he had been hanging, and his two arms were as weak as dislocations!

He couldn't even climb, let alone stand on such a huge project, he couldn't feel what level of country his legs were wandering to!

Fortunately, there were all passengers' luggage packages under his feet, which helped him rush slowly and did not hit the hard shell of the plane, but it also made Xiao Qiang shout in his heart that he couldn't bear it!

Doesn't it mean that the domestic plane is very safe~ Why did I fall off the seat for the first time!

If you knew that if you didn't pick up cheap tickets to buy discounted tickets, wouldn't it be 18 hours slower? Honestly, I took the train home and there was nothing to do, I was only a freshman, how could the senior sister of the dance department follow the martyrs like this before I caught it!

"Marxist-Leninist bless, I will definitely read it twice more when I go back! Mom and Dad, thank you for giving me a great name! ”

The name of Xiao Qiangkan, who has been sick for half his life, seems to have exploded luckily at this moment.

Thanks to the strong rise of Xing Ye, Xiao Qiang's parents didn't know what to think, so they had to give him this name, and he was ridiculed by many people every time he went to school since he was a child.

In the face of the malice of the world, Xiao Qiang has also developed a hard-hearted heart that is not shocked, anyway, it is already the worst, and he will not suffer anywhere, quite a kind of self-amusing posture.

So Xiao Qiang's mental acceptance is much higher, maybe this is the reason why Xiao Qiang's parents gave him this name, this world is full of malice, and if you want to be strong, you can only rely on yourself!

Xiao Qiang recovered a little more and then puffed up Yu Yong, gritted his teeth and crawled towards the door of the plane, and without climbing a few steps, he actually grabbed a silky hand in the luggage all over the ground.

When I looked up, a pair of beautiful legs were in front of me, but her beautiful owner had no breath with her big eyes!

"Ahh With a scream, Xiao Qiang flew into the sky like a cat, and the cold hair stood under the sweat of the Yagara Waterfall! Looking at the beautiful stewardess Xiao Qiang, who seemed to be alive with a smiling face, carefully crawled over and put his index finger on the nostrils of the stewardess, without breath, and trembled and touched the pulse of the stewardess, and there was silence.

Xiao Qiang hurriedly withdrew his hand and rubbed the goosebumps on his body, and poured bitter water on the dead flight attendant with a wry smile:

"Beauty, die early and be born early, hurry up and ask for a good baby, don't learn from Sadako to be nostalgic for the world of flowers, be careful that you can't even pay the fare for reincarnation!

I'll kowtow to you three times, I'll crawl over you, don't get up and catch me~"

Xiao Qiang reluctantly kowtowed to the flight attendant three times, not because he was flamboyant, but in this way to make himself not so nervous, although his ears were now full of his heartbeat!

Xiao Qiang mustered up the courage to tremble and slowly crawled over the long legs of the flight attendant, his eyes did not leave her head, probably because of the game movie, when he saw the corpse, he felt that he would suddenly sit up and bite twice.

Xiao Qiang crawled out with his last leg pressing the front chest of the flight attendant, his whole body was as if he had just been fished out of the water, and his weight of nearly 200 pounds was his biggest burden.

The large secretion of adrenal glands and dopamine has kept Xiao Qiang in the two heavens of ice and fire, and he is very sensitive to the perception of the outside world, for example, his hair seems to have touched something, which immediately makes him nervous!

Xiao Qiang's eyes trembled, and the over-excited dopamine controlled him to see what was on the top of his head, but reason told him not to look at the best, but before he could fully raise his head, Rulin's drooping arms had made him lose the courage to continue exploring.

Xiao Qiang, who was panicked, suddenly burst out with unparalleled power in his body, crawled to the door, opened the emergency hatch, jumped out, and the plane was completed in one go! Even Xiao Qiang, who jumped out, didn't realize that the escape operation taught on the plane was so impressive!

It's just that this inflatable slide seems to be sticking out in the wrong direction~~

Xiao Qiang, who was lying in the dust, was like an afterlife, and it was not easy to fall from the hatch a few meters high~ Fortunately, the plane was upside down, and it was a little bit from the ground~

The heavy sun above his head made the thick coat he was wearing extremely stuffy, but Xiao Qiang needed this temperature to warm his cold palms at the moment!

Xiao Qiang felt that he had asthma, as if his throat and eyes were blocked and about to suffocate him, and he gave himself a slimy squirt of the McDonald's he ate before getting on the plane with two fists, Xiao Qiang greedily breathed the free air mixed with the smell of sourness, just now he really thought he was going to die!

Wiping the residue from the corners of his mouth, slumped next to the overturned plane, as the only survivor, Xiao Qiang had imagined that he would definitely become the object of various media reports.

Airlines and insurance companies will also pay themselves a considerable amount of money, but when he thinks of the hanging corpse in the cabin, Xiao Qiang's heart can't be happy.

After being sad for a long time, Xiao Qiang remembered to observe the environment, but when he looked around, he was dumbfounded! On the bare and rolling earth, there is not even a shadow of human creation except for the dry trees dotted with three or two of them, except for the gravel, which is loess!

Where is this?

I took out the mobile phone I carried with me and finally opened it after a long time, and I wanted to change it to an Apple 8 and throw this old Motorola blue bottle to the Himalayas, but my mother always said that the plaything was lost and I didn't change it.

Now he regrets it a little!

The icon of a certain movement in China was finally turned on, and Xiao couldn't wait to press the phone at home, but a blind sound made Xiao Qiang dumbfounded!

Xiao Qiang looked at the upper left corner of the screen, no signal? How can there be no signal in this Shenzhou trip!!

Xiao Qiang didn't believe in evil, and called 110, I heard that as long as there was a hint of signal, the distress call could be reached.

But Xiaoqiang had to face another disappointment, nothing! Xiao Qiang moistened his bitter throat with his mouth, and he found that things were a bit big~ Picked up the phone and called 119 without giving up!

It's also blind! Xiao Qiang, who finally forced Liangshan, could only press the last hope 120, and put the phone to his ear in despair, but this time the answering voice actually rang:

"Dongwei automatically serves you." Hearing the standard Mandarin Xiao Qiang felt the urge to burst into tears, is this what it feels like to be saved? Xiao Qiang shouted out with a crying voice:

"Hey, hey, hey! Thanks to Marxist-Leninist, I had a plane crash, but I don't know where I am......"

"What you are listening to is the automatic service system, please press 1 for product consultation, press 2 for product after-sales, press 3 for product riot for help, press 5 for company lawyer consultation, and hang up for product complaints! For manual service, please press the pound key! ”

"What the fuck is this!" Xiao Qiang was dumbfounded, and then he realized that 120 had become a Dongwei company, where did the emergency number go~ And this company is so domineering, complaints are not accepted, but what kind of rampant thing is the front~

But this is Xiao Qiang's only lifeline, he doesn't want to stay here for a moment! Helplessly press the pound button, at least let people know that there is a hard flight missing! It was another bell, and the standard tone of the machinery just now sounded again, and Xiao Qiang didn't even need him to say that he knew the content!

"The agent is busy, please wait and dial again, please press the * button when you return, and press the 9 button to leave a message."

Xiao Qiang pressed No. 9 with a sloppy face, and had to press it, he only had the last grid left, in case it suddenly disappeared, it was really called heaven and earth.

"My name is Xiao Qiang, I was killed halfway on the XXX flight from Yun Province to Lu Province, I am the only survivor, please notify the police as soon as possible to rescue, I don't know my location, there is a desert in front of me, it may be somewhere on the Loess Plateau, I only know that my plane flew for about an hour and a half, please come as soon as possible!"

After Xiao Qiang finished speaking, he took down the phone but found that the screen was already black!!

"Banana, you Barra! How many did you send to the ground, but you gave me a number!! ”

Xiao Qiang threw away his phone angrily. Turn around and kick it on the fuselage! As a result, the fuselage shook for a while, but I didn't expect that there was a slope next to the fuselage, and the fuselage only relied on a weak balance to turn over, and Zheng Hao's foot just kicked the plane over!!

Looking at Ding Ling's plane rolling down, the fragments of his wings were scattered all over the ground, Xiao Qiang grew his mouth, and he didn't know what to do for a while! can only show a wry smile that is uglier than crying,

"Isn't this a sabotage of the scene~"