Chapter Eighty-Three: The Matrix Shakyamuni
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PS: Youqin Ariki wants to make a cameo? I open a pinned post.,I want to make a cameo to leave a message...... The last "I also touched a woman" instantly poked the death hole of the great monk, his face was as green as a longevity turtle, staring at Xiao Jingchen, several times I wanted to speak, but I was frightened back by the angry scolding of the onlookers, even in the metropolis, there are some devout Buddhist believers, they believe in the Buddha rather than monks, and the "truth" that Xiao Jingchen broke out has completely annoyed these true believers.
Even if they are not Buddhist believers, they are more or less in awe of the real Dharma, and the most despised is this kind of flower monk who is in front of him and behind him, and even for some onlookers who are purely watching the excitement, it doesn't matter at all whether the "truth" of Xiao Jingchen is the truth or not, they just need such a fierce material to enrich the conversation of their spare time, so everyone began to push and shove, and some unbearable words were all thrown on the flower monk, and some radicals even started to move.
Several times I wanted to explain but was blocked back, and in the end, the great monk who felt that the general trend had gone did not dare to fight. almost ran away, but he didn't know that this attitude confirmed what Xiao Jingchen said, and labeled himself a "fake monk".
Soon, the video was uploaded to the Internet. "Little bald Ko Flower Monk", "Little Monk Great Wisdom", "Pure Little Monk Picked the Fake Monk's Vest on the Spot", "Buddhism also has a house fight", "The grievances and hatred of people outside the party" and other titles can blind your eyeballs, and the flower monk became popular overnight, and was searched by the dome for a while. He turned out all eight generations of his ancestors.
The result of the picture and the truth is that the little monk is completely popular, because her accusations are all in it.
Monk Hua not only ate meat and drank wine, but also took the girl to the hotel to open a room, and the video surveillance video was all recorded.
The face of eating meat is full of oil, the face is full of red when drinking and drinking, and the face is full of spring when the house is opened. To be more yd and more yd~!
As a result, the good deeds also began to flesh the "Emperor of Truth" and the "Great Wisdom" little monk, but they found nothing, and the computer experts and hackers were collectively dumbfounded, there are still people in this world who they can't do?? ——It's so weird~!
When it comes time to dig deeper. The computers of all the hacker masters were collectively hacked, and a few bloody bright red characters appeared on the screen as black as the rainy night sky, which was even more dazzling than the eldest aunt-
Dare to be a disciple of this seat, this seat will let you collectively go down to the nineteenth layer of hell to repent!!
There is also a small print signature message in the lower right corner - Sakyamuni! Next to it, a Q version of the Rulai avatar was added.
Embarrassment~!
"Poof-" Looking at the program effect on his brother's computer, Bai Luochen laughed very calmly, and he hugged his stomach and slammed the floor, "Hahahaha~~, Sakyamuni, brother." You're going against the sky~! ”
Bai Zechen, the fourth brother of the atypical technology otaku, pushed the highly myopic black-framed glasses that were thicker than the bottom of a beer bottle, looked at Bai Luochen expressionlessly, and said calmly, "The first thing I did against the sky was to kill you with righteousness, so that you would not pollute the air indiscriminately." ”
Bai Luochen: "......" wide-faced kelp burst into tears~ He actually picked it up, right~!
Bai Zechen continued to crackle on the keyboard. The cute face of Xiao Jingchen on all the relevant videos and photos on the Internet is mosaic, and the fluorescence on the computer screen reflects his paralyzed face, alluding to a strange and gloomy aura, "Which bastard dares to be a little cousin of the human flesh Lao Tzu, this seat will put his eighteenth generation of ancestors on the Internet." ”
Bai Luochen: "......" shuddered fiercely, should he be glad that he is from the same clan as him? ?
Speaking of Xiao Jingchen, the big monk ran away, she became the only person involved, and the onlookers were unwilling to let go of the rare excitement, so they shifted all their attention to Xiao Jingchen, and kept asking questions.
Xiao Jingchen was born to react slowly and half a beat, and the speed of speech was a little faster, she had to think for a long time to figure out what the other party meant, let alone the chaotic scene now, where voices from all directions converged and drilled into her left ear, and then before she even passed the brain circuit, she slipped away from her right ear, leaving her with no sound impression at all.
So, Xiao Jingchen scratched his head blankly, squatted down, sorted out the banknotes scattered all over the ground, stuffed the group bar into his pocket, and then sorted out a lot of coins, and stuffed the group bar into another pocket, and then lowered his head to the large long-legged forest, relying on his eighteen bronze people can break through the copper skin and iron bones are stunned to squeeze out a bloody road, relying on his short stature, he disappeared in the vast sea of people.
The onlookers looked at the "masters" who disappeared in an instant, and could only sigh at their backs.
After going around in the crowd n times, the road idiot's baby didn't know which corner she had turned to, so she could only blink her eyes blankly, squatting against the wall, and secretly aggrieved and pouting, Dad clearly said that he was going to send someone to pick her up, why did he even see a shadow now?
Big eyes blinked, little paws touched each other, Xiao Jingchen squatted there with a stupid expression, like a lost little lamb.
Suddenly, a pair of slender legs wearing black suit pants appeared in front of him, Xiao Jingchen's eyes lit up, and when he looked up, an uncle who looked like he was in his thirties was looking at her with a smile on his face, "Little friend, come with me, your father asked me to pick you up!" ”
Xiao Jingchen's eyes widened, and his expression of surprise was a little dull, "Is it really Dad who asked you to pick me up?" ”
The uncle smiled and nodded wildly, "Yes, yes, your father said that I will take you home." ”
Xiao Jingchen tilted her head, her expression was a little puzzled, she just reacted slowly. That's why she looks a little stupid, and she's not really hopelessly stupid, but in fact, she's not stupid. On the contrary, there is a kind of wisdom and foolishness, such as now, although she is waiting for her father to send someone to pick her up. But looking at the uncle in front of her, she always felt that something was wrong, but the simple brain circuit couldn't figure out what was wrong.
So, the confused little Jingchen looks really stupid to the extreme, and Uncle Zuo can't help but feel a little worried in his heart, he can't be a mentally retarded person~!
Suddenly, a girl with a shoulder bag stepped in between the two. Without saying a word, she pulled up Xiao Jingchen, and shouted with an angry face, "Stinky boy, let you wait for me, why are you running around!" Subsequently. Turned his head and glared at Uncle Zuo, "Who are you?" What do you want to do to my brother? ”
The girl looked no more than twenty years old, with short hair neat and handsome, and sharp eyes.
"Brother......?" Uncle Zuo was dumbfounded, I thought it was a lost child, he looked so cute, he would definitely be able to sell it for a good price, but he didn't expect it to be the owner. And the family is still around.
Uncle Zuo pulled the corners of his mouth stiffly, didn't dare to stay, and fled, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person." Recognize the wrong person. ”
Looking at Uncle Zuo's figure running faster than a rabbit, the girl waved her fist demonstratively, and then, she turned around and looked at Xiao Jingchen with an ignorant face, and couldn't help pinching her fleshy face, "You fool, you were almost abducted by human traffickers, do you know, what about your family?" ”
"Dad said he would send someone to pick me up, wasn't that uncle sent by Dad just now?"
"Of course not." The girl leaned against the wall, squatted down next to the small clean dust row, and said in an unkind tone, "That cheap person is obviously a human trafficker, which normal man would laugh so obscenely, only you, a fool, will be fooled." ”
"I wasn't fooled." Xiao Jingchen said righteously, she felt that she needed to tell the "truth" clearly.
"Poof-" Looking at her serious expression, the girl couldn't help laughing, couldn't help pinching her fleshy face again, and muttered enviously, "The skin is so good, it's as ...... as tofu, don't pretend, look at your previous expression, you must have believed him, but you felt that something was wrong, so I didn't know how to react for a while, right?" ”
Xiao Jingchen: "......" is completely correct...... The girl couldn't help laughing, "Don't look at me like this, I'm a top student of S Shadow, and guessing psychology by looking at expressions is my specialty, haha~!" ”
Small Dust ...... I didn't understand it at all.
Looking at Xiao Jingchen's ignorant and sluggish appearance, the girl's exaggerated laughter couldn't help but freeze, she touched her nose and muttered to herself, "There is really a generation gap with children, the gap is comparable to the ...... of Nicaraa Falls, what is your name?"
"My name is Jingchen, Bai Jingchen."
"My name is Xu Linlang, you can call me Sister Linlang, boy, how old are you this year?"
Xiao Jingchen compared his fingers, "Six years old." ”
Xu Linlang's face was full of black lines, "You're five~!" ”
Xiao Jingchen looked at his paws that were completely open, and said seriously, "Dad didn't hand me how to compare six." ”
Xu Linlang: "......", which unlucky child was taught by this family, raised by his stepfather~!
So, Xu Linlang patiently taught Xiao Jingchen to use her fingers to compare "six", "seven", "eight", "nine" and "ten", chatting with her, at the beginning, she would accommodate Xiao Jingchen's age and say some very naïve topics, slowly, she found that even a three-year-old child could talk about childish topics, Xiao Jingchen was still ignorant when she listened, so Xu Linlang gave up in despair, broke the jar and talked to herself, anyway, she just needed to pass the time.
So, one person is talking about life, the other is listening to the book of heaven, and the two people squatting together actually look at the surprising harmony, so that people passing by can't help but look sideways twice, and finally, when Xu Linlang said that his mouth was dry, and Xiao Jingchen heard the mosquito coil circle, the people they were waiting for came.
I heard a loud roar from afar, "Clean dust!" ”
Xiao Jingchen subconsciously looked up, and saw Ling Fei running towards her with a small cardboard box, Xiao Jingchen couldn't help but stand up, and the girl also stood up, pulling the backpack belt, "The person who picked you up is here, I have to go, little friend, it's very happy to chat with you." ”…… It's weird==!
Xiao Jingchen turned his head to look at her, pursed his lips and smiled with two small dimples, "Thank you, I'm also very happy." (To be continued) RQ