Chapter 333: No Pants
This man and woman are often bumped into in the woods, and Zhang Wei feels that he has a sense of picture and joy. What he thought in his heart was, if Luo Yuanhao found out a little later, would he also bump into the two people who were going on at the staircase?
He and Luo Yuanhao wore anti-earthquake costumes when they walked to the corridor outside the clubhouse for the second time. Then they picked up the most practical gossip net gun, and he was a little behind Luo Yuanhao, and followed him up the stairs.
Zhang Wei is particularly cautious, he and Luo Yuanhao have a common consciousness, that is, when attacking people, they must be measured, and they must not let people be injured, let alone cause death. Because no one can afford it!
When Zhang Wei walked up the stairs, he even hoped that Chen Aishan had already left. However, the reality is that when they walked to the flower garden on the top floor, they saw the two people again, but the situation at the scene was a bit spicy, and the man had already taken off his pants......
Sure enough, just like the news that was discovered, this Chen Aishan, who was very thick-skinned and bare-chested, was actually ashamed at all in front of Luo Yuanhao and Zhang Wei. Could it be that this beast is really faceless and skinless? So why did he bother wearing clothes and pants?
The two wolf dogs are no longer a problem, they were trained by Luo Yuanhao not to attack when they see their kind, but only to play with their friendly kind. So the two wolfhounds didn't bring with them either.
Probably because of the lack of two large fierce dogs, there was no one to follow them this time.
The guy in front of him, if he is really the same kind of wolfdog, then the next thing may be very convenient.
Luo Yuanhao looked at Chen Aishan's crotch and two thighs, which were no different from human beings, and then looked at his exposed limbs and head, which were completely human.
It's just that at this time, Chen Aishan saw two people bring firearms, and his face finally showed a serious look!
Luo Yuanhao tried to squeeze out a stiff smile on his face: "This big brother, can you put on your pants first?" ”
"Oops, forgot to play mosaic!" Zhang Wei hurriedly put down the gun, and in a panic, he took out the mobile phone in his chest pocket to operate......
At this moment, all the netizens who watched the live broadcast have exploded. Because no one thought that doing a live broadcast would be so large!
Although the distance is relatively far, you can see it clearly!
"My God, viagra, you work too hard, it's not enough to be angry if you don't give a reward!"
"What's the matter, now this live broadcast vs. zombies...... Have you started dealing with lewd idiots? ”
"My eyes, my eyes..."
"Fortunately, I'm a woman, so I won't suffer a loss!"
"I'm rubbing, what's wrong with this world?"
"Is it me, or the world?"
"How can there be such a thing, the two lovers are fighting a good field battle, what are you going up to get involved?"
"The Great Bad Scenery"
"That man is scared silly, isn't he? Not wearing pants now? You two are rape death squads, aren't you? ”
"That woman is so beautiful, I guess there's something wrong with it, right? It looks like it's missing a root in the brain. ”
"Dizzy, Zhang Wei hit the horse, can't see it, rotten girl wipe her saliva quickly."
"It's nothing, it's a little longer than a toothpick......"
The people who watched the live broadcast were all registered with ID cards, and in the end, most of them were adults, so it shouldn't have caused too bad an impact. It's just that many messages are directly blocked by the system because they are too dirty, and they can't be displayed in the live broadcast room at all.
Zhang Wei glanced at it twice, then put the phone back in his chest pocket, and after fixing it, he motioned Luo Yuanhao to continue.
Since Luo Yuanhao asked Chen Aishan to put on pants before, he saw that the other party didn't seem to care, and he still maintained the posture he had when he saw the two of them, and he didn't wear pants at all. Luo Yuanhao's face changed a little.
There is such a saying: After people are bent over by something unclean, they will like to take off their clothes, especially the beasts who cultivate immortals. However, a mentally ill person may also like to take off his clothes.
Luo Yuanhao couldn't make an accurate judgment for the time being, he just walked sideways to the left. Below the left-hand side is the lawn outside the private clubhouse, which is undoubtedly the best direction if the other party wants to escape.
After walking to the edge, Luo Yuanhao found an unobstructed position, at least at this angle, it was easier to shoot the gossip net gun and capture the other party.
Zhang Wei also always aimed his gun at Chen Aishan, but the rows of flower beds he built in front of him, some of which were growing very large, might make his Bagua net gun unable to hit the target. He didn't dare to go too far away from Luo Yuanhao, so he had to try to raise his gun and aim it at Chen Aishan.
"I told you to put your pants on, don't you understand?" Luo Yuanhao's voice suddenly became stern, before this, he had smelled the smell repeatedly, it was indeed from this man, there would be no mistake.
Chen Aishan listened to Luo Yuanhao's angry voice, no longer hesitated, and bent down to pick up his pants while looking at Luo Yuanhao.
At the moment when Chen Aishan picked up his pants,
"Bang-"
A gunshot rang out, Luo Yuanhao pulled the trigger, and a cloud of nets suddenly erupted, and after flying out of a distance of three meters, it suddenly dispersed, spinning freely, and immediately wrapped Chen Aishan, who was still bent over, like a zongzi!
Where does Luo Yuanhao really want the other party to wear pants, but this kind of firearm has a low rate of fire, and it can be dodged if it is prepared, so Luo Yuanhao wants the other party to pick up the pants. When doing one action in the whole body, it is extremely difficult to do the second action at the same time, so Luo Yuanhao hit it with one shot, and the other party immediately fell to the ground.
Luo Yuanhao was afraid that the net gun would be released, so he hurriedly rushed up and pressed the other party. No matter how much the other party struggles, he can't escape from Wuzhi Mountain.
When I looked back, I saw the woman standing next to me, looking blank, looking a little overwhelmed, and as if she was a fool with insufficient IQ, completely incapable of accepting and processing everything in front of her.
What Luo Yuanhao noticed at the second glance was that she was wearing a thin veil, and the skin inside was looming. He had to immediately avoid his own eyes and look at Zhang Wei: "Come over and help?" ”
Zhang Wei looked at Chen Aishan, who was constantly struggling on the ground, and was basically sure that he was definitely not a normal person at this moment. A normal person, if he is attacked by someone and trapped by someone with a net, he will definitely shout for help at the first time. This guy didn't say a word, he just struggled desperately.
Zhang Wei hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Get out of the way." ”
Luo Yuanhao hurriedly jumped away, and then his strong arm picked up Chen Aishan, and saw Zhang Wei aiming the gossip net gun at Chen Aishan, and "bang" came again, and the whole net was immediately tightly wrapped around Chen Aishan's body.
At this point, there is no need to worry about letting go and escaping. Because even if someone helps to untie it, it will take a lot of effort.
Things went unexpectedly well, and Luo Yuanhao and Zhang Wei high-fived each other in celebration.
Luo Yuanhao squatted down and sniffed Chen Aishan's body, and the stench really came from his body. So he asked Chen Aishan, who was lying on the ground: "Who are you?" What are you? ”