I promised everyone for a long time.,Finally offered.。

……… Hereinafter.........

Part 1 of the Night Talk in the Cave Room (the origin of the title)

After experiencing the pure ancient wedding, I know that it is better to have a modern wedding.

Although, it is the same tired, but in modern weddings, the bride is the protagonist, not the groom.

And Shi Zhongyu, who is a supporting role, still buys big and gives away small, so he was too tired to finish worshipping, and was helped back by Da Han and Xiao Han, who were already married, to rest.

The groom, Murong Ke, was worried about his wife, and after a few cups of tea at the banquet, he hurried back to the back hall. He used to be drunk when he was drunk, but now he finally exercised not to be allergic to alcohol, and he was afraid that the alcohol would smoke his wife who was pregnant with a baby, so even at his wedding, he still didn't give face.

To the elders, such as King Ningshan and Old Lady Qi, as well as Xia Shixiong and others, he also dealt with a few words, and even if the rest were as noble as Murong Changtian as Emperor Dayan, he was not a bird. The temperament is arrogant and arrogant to a certain extent. Fortunately, everyone knows what kind of virtue this demon is, but they don't care.

Actually, I can't afford it.

If this master doesn't care about it, he will dare to pierce it even in the sky. I especially remember that back then, he killed ministers on the street and teased the "demeanor" of royal nobles, and now he has finally "changed his ways", who will provoke him.

"The groom is too anxious, and the banquet is not over yet, so he has to go to the cave room." King Murong Chu finally shouted dissatisfiedly, causing laughter.

"Let's eat and drink our own, don't care about King Yu and King Xian." The emperor spoke, "Have fun, hurry home for the New Year." The uncle of the Seventh Emperor has always been unconventional, and anyone got married on Chinese New Year's Eve. ”

"Lao Qi is saying that if you get married on this day, you will take the meaning of celebrating with the whole world every year in the future." King Ning Shan explained.

Everyone laughed again, but they didn't know that there was a different scene in the cave room.

Murong Ke entered the cave room and stuffed the big red envelope prepared in advance to Da Han and Xiao Han. The latter two knew the opportunity and immediately stepped back.

Murong Ke hurriedly walked to the side of the bed, hesitated for a moment, and lifted the red hijab. Under the red candle flame, he eagerly saw Shi Zhongyu's face clearly, and then breathed a sigh of relief, "It's really you." ”

"Who do you wish for?" Shi Zhongyu was a little shy by him, and couldn't help but be coquettish.

"Of course I hope it's you!" Murong Ke's tone was unquestionable, "But I'm afraid that this is a beautiful dream, and the moment you lift your hijab, it will be unrecognizable." I am...... I was scared. ”

Hearing what he said, Shi Zhongyu's heart seemed to be pinched by something, and he liked it and was sour.

She stretched out her "poisonous" hand and twisted Murong Ke's waist fiercely. He has a good figure and strong muscles, and he shakes his fingers a little when he pinched it, but after all, his strength is concentrated a little, and the pressure is relatively large, which makes His Royal Highness King Yu scream.

"It's not a dream, is it?" She asked.

But I didn't know that at this time, Zuozuo and Right were quietly sneaking to visit their mothers, and when they walked to the door, they heard Daddy's screams, and they were frightened back, and ran back to the banquet and said, "Mother beat Daddy, Daddy screamed so loudly." ”

Everyone looked at each other and exchanged ambiguous glances to each other. At that moment, both the nobles and the grass people were extremely obscene.

In the end, the emperor represented the atmosphere of Dayan, and suddenly felt embarrassed, and immediately opened the golden mouth, "Speaking of which, the Seventh Emperor Uncle and the Female Idle King are really a good match." ”

Mrs. Qi immediately retorted, "Don't talk about the golden and jade good fate, Xiao Yu once told the old man a book called "Dream of Red Mansions", which includes the golden and jade good fate, but it is a sad ending. It's unlucky to compare that.

"Besides, it's not appropriate." Murong Chu interfaced, "Although there is a 'jade' word in Xiaoyu's name, there is no 'gold' in Lao Qi's name." ”

"King Ling is young, and there are some things I don't know." Xia Shixiong seemed to think of something, his eyes lit up, "His Royal Highness King Yu's milk name has a golden word." ”

When King Ning Shan and Old Madam Qi heard this, they both nodded again and again.

The eyes of the gossip immediately widened, because this matter was unheard of and considered a royal secret.

King Ningshan said, "Lao Qi's body has always been untidy when he was young, and he was always sick. Later, I met a man with a high way...... In fact, it is the virtue of the long, saying that the old seven lives lack gold. His title Yuwang is the golden edge. Empress Yuan was afraid that he would die young, so her name was Xiaojin. ”

Goldie?! Everyone smacked these two words, thinking of Murong Ke's demonic and arrogant appearance, which didn't match at all. Moreover, it has a very comedic effect.

Old Madam Qi couldn't help but laugh, "It's also strange that you don't know." Back then, because of this feminine name, he was so beautiful that he once lost his temper. Whoever calls this name is in a hurry with whomever he wants, and he is very fierce. So, the name didn't come out, only a few of us good guys knew. ”

It turns out that there is still this kind of past. It's ridiculous. Everyone slandered.

Gan Shaolian, a sour literati with soldiers, stood up and raised his glass, sighing, "There is a good poem that responds to the scene: As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world." ”

"Sure enough, it's a good poem, and it's lined with a pair of wall people." The emperor made a summary.

At this time, in the cave room, the groom was saying the same thing, which made the bride laugh, stretched out his tender index finger, picked the chin of His Royal Highness King Yu's beautiful face, and teased, "Xiao Jin." Little gold. It's such a cute name. ”

Murong Ke sighed helplessly, with a doting face, "You won't be depressed during pregnancy now, will you?" I told you all the shameful things back then, insulted myself, and made you happy. ”

"Not melancholy! Not melancholy. Shi Zhongyu assured, and muttered a few more times to Xiaojin, leaning forward and closing in happily.

Murong Ke took the opportunity to ***, put Shi Zhongyu's swollen feet in his arms, and gently kneaded them to make her comfortable.

Shi Zhongyu was waited for thoughtfully, and couldn't help but snort twice.

How did I think that the left and right just mustered up the courage to rescue the "beaten" father, and when I heard my mother's voice, I wondered, and ran to the banquet and shouted, "Our mother has been making strange noises, what's going on?" ”

At the banquet, there was a sudden silence.

The emperor finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted, "Come on." Take my royal brother down to sleep. It's not a good thing to be too curious at a young age! ”

2. Male? Woman?

"The chief of the Taoist path said that I have another daughter in my life!" Shi Zhongyu screamed, dripping with sweat.

"Whether he is a god or a god is still inconclusive, don't believe in his prophecy yet, okay?" Murong Ke was also covered in hot sweat, the muscles on his face were tense, and his voice was a little distorted.

"I want a daughter! I want a daughter! I want a daughter! ”

"Good, good. Don't worry, you want a daughter! ”

Yes~~~

Shi Zhongyu shouted loudly again.

Murong Ke was so nervous that he was in a hurry.

The midwife hurriedly walked over and bowed deeply to Murong Ke, "Trouble His Royal Highness King Yu, go out quickly, the delivery room is not a place for you." You can't work hard, you sweat in vain, and you make the princess ......."

"It's called this king, the idle king!" A woman in bed protested.

"Three to let the idle king say too much, a waste of energy." The midwife quickly changed her words, "You can't help, but you're making a mess, so please move outside." ”

"When she was born left and right, this king was not there, and now this king wants to accompany her." Murong Ke didn't leave.

"Your Highness, it is unlucky for a man to be in the delivery room." Midwife's persuasion.

Murong Ke was about to refute, but Shi Zhongyu waved his hand and said, "You go out quickly." You're here, and I hurt more. Besides, the left, right, and right are outside, and no one can appease them. ”

Murong Ke had no choice but to turn around and go out of the room three times in one step.

Behind him, there was a scream of pain from Shi Zhongyu.

He shuddered, and secretly decided, "Go back and use the old Shunzi incense, and don't let her suffer this sin again." ”

Outside the door, left, right, and right nervously looked in, and his little face turned white with fright.

"What's wrong with my mother? It hurts so much? Zuo Zuo asked.

"It's like this when a woman has children." Murong Ke said that just like he was very experienced, in fact, it was the first time he experienced his wife's birth.

"My godmother said that the child's birthday is a difficult day for the mother." The right interface said, "I want us to be filial to our mother." Today I learned that my godmother didn't lie to us. ”

Before the words fell, Shi Zhongyu screamed again.

Murong Ke twitched, as if it hurt him.

Why aren't you born yet? Is this baby a man? Is it a woman? He was anxious, panicked and distressed, and wandered around in place with his hands behind his back. Left and right follow his example and walk around with him.

After a full hour, the loud cry of a baby was heard.

The father and son all looked relieved, and wiped the cold sweat on their heads with exactly the same movements, expressions and postures.

The midwife walked out of the door, hugged the baby in her arms, and said to Murong Ke with a happy face, "Congratulations to His Royal Highness King Yu, you have another little son!" ”

Murong Ke was like encountering a thunderbolt in the clear sky.

Son? Son! Why is it a son again?! Ed said they had a daughter, but he didn't say how many sons he had. Since this child is still a son, should it continue to be born?

No way! Giving birth to a child makes Xiaoyu so painful, starting from October when she was pregnant. Even with him is painful, because he can't touch his wife for more than a year because of giving birth to a child. He loved her so much that he couldn't leave her for a moment.

"I want a sister! I don't want a brother! I already have one, it's annoying! "Left left protests.

"I want my sister too!" The right and right also shouted, "Let my mother be born again!" ”

"Nonsense, how can you do it all over again?" Murong Ke grabbed his hair.

The baby seemed to feel unwelcome and cried loudly.

Murong Ke was so noisy that he said to the midwife, "Just say to the outside world that this king has a daughter." ”

The midwife was startled, "How can that be?" It's obviously a son. ”

"Then let him pretend to be a daughter, in order to be filial to his mother and please his father and brother, he must do it." Murong Ke decided categorically, very unreasonable.

Yao thought that Xiaoyu had dressed as a man back then, so cute. So if the son pretends to be a woman for a while, there should be nothing wrong with it.

Be...... Right?!

Left, right, right, and right rejoicing. It's fun, little brother pretending to be little sister.

The midwife was helpless, so she came over and handed the child over to Murong Ke.

Murong Ke looked down carefully, although the baby's appearance had not yet grown, the eyebrows and eyes were completely similar to him, more similar than left, left and right.

He couldn't help but be very happy, "You just call it Zhongzhong." That's it, pretending to be a girl, no problem! ”

As for what will happen to the middle school classmates after pretending to be girls, whether they will gain different love like his mother, is another story.