Chapter 545: The Aggrieved County Order
Chapter 545: The Aggrieved County Order
Huang Dou combines the words of his father, grandmother, aunts, brothers and sisters who reprimand him on weekdays, plus his experience of arguing with others, it is extremely smooth to pull, whether it is straightforward or reasonable, he has a set.
Besides, Yuan County's order was powerless to refute, like a drowning person grasping a life-saving straw, he replied weakly: "The old man is afraid that the mountain will burn and affect the academy ......."
Huang Dou suddenly remembered something, and asked eloquently, "Has the academy been built?" Isn't it uncovered? You keep saying what it does, isn't this 'painting bread to satisfy hunger'? I also said that there are tens of millions of silver miles on my mountain, and if it burns it out, you will pay me? β
He had learned the phrase "painting bread to satisfy hunger" for a long time, and now he finally used it, and dug a trap and waited for the county magistrate to jump down.
The county magistrate really jumped barefoot: "Nonsense! How did your family become so rich? β
Huang Dou said: "My aunt's house has a lot of hens on the mountain. Chickens lay eggs, eggs hatch chicks, chicks grow up to lay eggs, and eggs hatch chicks. The chicks grow up and sell for money, and sell for money to buy mountains. I bought a mountain to plant trees, raised chickens in the woods, and when the trees grew up, I cut down the fungus and the fruits on the trees could be fed to the pigs. Pigs can be sold for money, chickens can be sold for money, fungus can be sold for money, pig manure and chicken manure can be used to fertilize the fields, and crops in the fields can be sold for silver. Sell the money and buy the mountain, buy the mountain and plant the tree......"
He spoke so smoothly without a pause. My aunt said that it would be a shame for a peasant boy to not even know his own work, and besides, he had always been interested in making money, so he asked more carefully than chestnuts.
Huang Dou counted a big circle, then looked at the sluggish crowd, and said in a tone of lesson: "You don't believe it either, do you?" Who wouldn't say that? It's almost the same as coaxing ghosts, being a fool! Net daydreaming! The rice should be eaten one bite at a time, the chickens must be fed day by day, and the eggs must be ground one by one, not too high...... That's far away. That is to say, mile. 'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step', and it is only right to focus on what lies ahead. That is to say, miles, a thousand miles of travel. It is also necessary to walk step by step, no one has ever stepped over a thousand miles, and a step across half a mile is not a mile. β
Needless to say, where did you learn it, you don't have to spend time explaining it.
Yuan Xianling wanted to faint decisively, but although he was tired all night, he still stood there well.
Hulu looked at the third brother who couldn't stop jumping and thought to himself. This kid is suitable for being an official in the family, and he is more suitable than the second brother. Well, when the fire is extinguished, I'll spend more time teaching him to read.
Fang Jingyu forgot about the firefighting, and looked at this little bean in a daze.
Who expected that the soybean was the most unwilling to suffer, he talked a lot, and he had a lot of eyes, and he talked with Yuan County for a long time, and suddenly remembered that the most important thing at the moment was to quickly put out the fire. Rescue my aunt and cousin, cousin.
He saw that the people over there were busy running back and forth, carrying water and soil, but the county commander, the yamen messenger and Fang Jingyu were standing here and idle. watched the excitement, and it hurt him to accompany them to hang out, so he got angry.
The little baby jumped to her feet and shouted, "What are you still standing here? Seeing that someone was on fire, he didn't go to help. Doing a favor is a matter of reaching out, and you don't lose a piece of meat. My mother often said that suffering a loss is a blessing, and helping others is helping yourself. You old man, just said that a gentleman is a gentleman, a gentleman is a good person, and a gentleman will definitely go to put out the fire when he sees it. You don't put out the fire yourself, and let me accompany you to fight a lawsuit. Wasted effort. Even my brother and my uncle have to accompany you, do you think it's great for you to be an official......"
The officials didn't even have the mood to laugh, and they didn't know what to do.
Cucumber felt that his brother's words were too rude, so he hurriedly grabbed him, but was glared at by the gourd, and let go of his hand again.
Huang Dou saw that the eldest brother didn't scold himself. I'm very happy, didn't my father just let himself talk nonsense with this county order, but this didn't get any cheapness? We have to think of a way to get them all to put out the fire.
So he rolled his eyes and said to the county order with a gray face: "If you don't go to fight the fire, aren't you afraid that the emperor will scold you?" I turned around and told people that you are not a good official, you don't care if the people live or die, and you can't save the fire. β
Yuan Xianling completely admitted it, and he didn't want to save face, according to this situation, he would only be more embarrassed if he continued to talk about it, so he waved weakly to the officials: "Go and fight the fire......"
Before the words fell, Hulu immediately said to the group of people: "The officials don't do farm work, and they don't dare to work to carry soil and water, so it's better for everyone to go to the mountains to help cut down trees and clear the separation belt." Afterwards, the Zheng family will definitely thank you again and not let everyone be busy in vain. Please come over here and get the axe. Uncle Fortune Cousinβ"
In the blink of an eye, he assigned the men, received the tools, and let them go to the mountain.
He didn't want to leave this group of people in front of him as an uncle, and he couldn't do anything and get in the way, so he went up the mountain. As for the tools, Huaizi asked people to go to the market before, and all the knives, axes, hoes, nails, rakes, etc. from the farm tool shop were all transported over, so now they are coming to receive them casually.
After the gourd was distributed, he thanked the county commander for his salute, and asked Ma Xiaoqi and Qingshan Cucumber to take care of the third brother together.
The county commander looked at the emptiness around him, and fell into a stupor again - why is this Zheng family's baby more powerful than the other? started to take care of things at such a young age, and the arrangement was unambiguous.
Huang Dou was very happy when he saw that he had finally sent everyone to work. But when I turned my head to look at the fire, I was immediately unhappy again. Such a big person, he didn't cry on the spot, which can be regarded as his psychological toughness compared to ordinary little babies.
He saw that Fang Jingyu was looking at him, and saw that he was dressed well, and thought to himself that this person was afraid that he was also with the county master. When I heard my father talk about Uncle Zhang Yang, he said that the county master usually has a master or something around him, and this person may be a master.
Master can't be idle!
There happened to be a little daughter-in-law who picked up a load of empty bamboo baskets and hurried to load the soil, so he stepped forward to stop the people, grabbed the basket rope, and said to Jingyu: "Uncle doesn't have a flat bamboo basket, right?" If you're in a hurry, you'll use this aunt's-" Fang Jingyu's eyes widened: Who is in a hurry-"Auntie, you go and help shovel the soil, that work saves effort, and you don't have to run around." Uncle, it's so hard for you! β
The little daughter-in-law heard that it was true, hurriedly dropped the dick down, urged hurriedly, turned around and trotted down the hill, and really went to shovel the soil. There, fifty acres of mountainous land with chrysanthemums have been dug up beyond recognition.
Fang Jingyu looked at the little baby who looked up at him and smiled sincerely, and then looked at the bamboo basket that he dragged to his side. He had never carried a flat burden in his life, and finally realized Yuan County's uncomfortable mood.
He really thought the soybeans were interesting, so he didn't shirk it, and took the bamboo basket with a smile. I just wanted to ask this baby a few words, but when I saw that he had already turned his head to find Yuan County's order, his heart immediately balanced-even the county order had to be instructed by him to pick up soil, and it was not a grievance to pick up soil by himself.
However, he thought about waiting for Yuan Xian to leave together, and the two elegant people who had never done rough work were together, and they had something to say no. Who knew that the soybeans did not let the county order pick the soil. comforted him, and what he said made Fang Jingyu's jaw drop again.
It turned out that Huang Dou remembered that his father had said when he asked people to call himself: It's okay to talk nonsense, you can't be rude, the county master can't be offended, and those who offend officials are unlucky.
So, when the little baby saw the county magistrate standing there with a black face, he was used to looking at people's eyes, and he thought that the county magistrate was angry, so he wanted to save his heart.
It's not hard either. Coaxing people is his best job.
He walked over and smiled and said to the county magistrate, "Grandpa county official, you are old. Don't pick up the soil, we don't feel good when we're tired-" The county magistrate rolled his eyes in his heart: Who is going to pick up the soil-"As long as the county official and grandfather stay here, it doesn't matter if he doesn't work." You're our parents. β
Fang Jingyu said in his heart, being an official is amazing, why don't I pick him?
Yuan Xianling was angry in his heart, how could he be coaxed by him in two words, so he "hummed" and didn't speak.
Soybeans don't matter, they talk to themselves. As he spoke, he began to cry: "...... The county magistrate's grandfather must be angry, I can see it. I'm small, and I'm not without eyes. I felt bad, my aunt and cousin were in the mountains, and I didn't know what was going on. My brother Chestnut and Sister Shallot are only eight years old, and Sister Red Pepper is only three years old. Brother Yam is only one year old - they will both be a year old by the time the Chinese New Year comes. Yesterday, we also discussed waiting for the snow to cover the sparrows with a bamboo plaque......"
He cried and said, crying his face full of snot and tears, so he stopped talking, pinched his little nose with two fingers, leaned forward, exhaled two soft and glutinous noses vigorously, and pulled out a gray cotton handkerchief from the pocket of his small jacket with the other hand, wiped the red little nose, wiped his hands, and then folded the handkerchief squarely, put it back in his pocket, sniffed, and continued to cry to the county order.
The county magistrate looked straight at it, but he couldn't say anything wrong, but he was very good, and he was swept by people coming and going with strange eyes, and he was embarrassed, as if he was bullying the little baby as an official.
ββ¦β¦ The day before yesterday, my aunt also taught me to read a poem with Red Pepper, the first two lines of which were, 'The old man Gu Ji Xiao, invited me to Tian's house'. If it weren't for the fire, the county official's grandfather came here, could we still not kill a chicken and keep the county official's grandfather to eat? Although it is not easy to feed a chicken to grow up: it takes about 20 days to hatch the chicks, and you have to help them sweep the chicken pen and get out of the chicken manure when you see the sky, and if you can't clean it, you will get chicken plague. Alas! Annoying people, and you can't put a bag on their butts. My aunt said that even weaving straw bags takes a lot of work, and if you change them every day, the cost is not small. However, I am willing to kill a chicken for the county official's grandfather to eat my mother......"
Yuan Xianling listened to his words and felt that he hadn't even seen the shadow of a chicken, and he couldn't afford it.
Huang Dou saw that he was pulling away again, like flying a kite, and hurriedly recycled the line: "I feel uncomfortable when I think of my aunt, I ...... I...... If...... What if my aunt burned to death...... What can I do......
Thinking that the chrysanthemum might be burned to death, his little face that he had just wiped clean immediately surged, crying like something, and blowing bubbles out of his nose vigorously.
Qingshan and Cucumber were already uncomfortable, but when they heard their younger brother say about their aunt, they cried sadly again, and they also cried.
The busy people thought that they had been scolded by the county order, and suddenly several farmers and daughters-in-law came over, pleading and apologizing to the county order. But the meaning of that sentence is that he is an official, and he shouldn't worry about the little baby, people are only so big, and his aunt's house is on fire again, so it's not normal to have a big temper? Several daughters-in-law hugged the soybeans in distress and helped him wipe his tears, and they also cried.
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Chapter 545: The Aggrieved County Order