Chapter 232: Salted Fish's Last Stand Before the Holiday
"I've been doing that since you drank too much and slept last night, I've already done that." Chu Yu took a sip of porridge and said, "I'm afraid that you don't know that I'll talk to you first, so that you don't have to mess around with bad things by yourself at that time." ”
Qian Xing nodded, put down his chopsticks slightly and said: "I can guess without you saying it, who made you promise so much yesterday, and didn't give yourself a little time to advance and retreat, at that time I knew that you would definitely deal with this matter at night." ”
"Oh~~~, no wonder you dragged me out to eat barbecue last night, and kept dragging me to drink, it turns out that you want to repay the debt! You didn't react when I called you, and it turned out that it wasn't my money. Chu Yu pretended to exaggerate.
"Good boy, you actually said that about me. Am I the one who is short of thirty or fifty dollars? Just kidding......" Qian Xing paused slightly, "that must be!" Your sister-in-law takes care of my pocket money every day, and I don't even have enough money for cigarettes, not to mention the soft truth of twenty-one packs, even the hard-shelled little Ziyun of ten yuan is all saved. ”
"It's so miserable, why don't you mess with me! When the income comes, we will be eighty-two, I will be eight, you two, what do you think? Chu Yu said as if discussing.
Qian Xing took another bite of the noodles in the bowl and said, "Have you seen this bowl?" ”
Chu Yu was puzzled: "What's wrong?" ”
"This bowl is big and round ......"
Chu Yu suddenly realized: "I know, you want to say that this noodle is long and wide, just like this bowl is big and round, right?!" ”
Looking at Chu Yu's expression, Qian Xing was very similar to pulling off his shoes and imprinting the soles on his face.
"Let me tell you, if it weren't for my good temper, I would have slapped the soles of my shoes on your face, believe it or not? What I want to tell you is that this bowl, although it looks big and round, it can only hold so many noodles, so this person can do as much as he can, and don't always think about doing things that are not proportional to the risks. Qian Xing kindly explained.
"According to you, if the benefits are proportional, you still have to do it? As I remember when I was in college when I was in Marxism-Leninism, there are so many things that I remember now: 'If there is a 10% profit, capital will be guaranteed to be used everywhere; With a 23% profit, capital can be activated. In this way, you say that I am doing a regular business, just borrowing a little bit of your convenience, which you are not ignorant. Chu Yu used his thumb and index finger to gauge how big that dot was.
"But do you know that there is a sentence behind the words, 'With 50% of the profit, capital will take risks; For the sake of 100% profit, capital dares to trample on all the laws of the world; With more than 300% profit, capital dares to commit any crime. ’
If your so-called interests are based on breaking the law, then I can only arrest you. Qian Xing took a sip of noodle soup and said, "And have you ever seen a meme?" ”
"What meme?" Chu Yu never expected that Qian Xing would keep up with the trend!
"The difference between the fingertips is the difference between the entire galaxy." What Qian Xing wants to express is also very interesting, maybe you think a little bit, in my opinion, it is already bigger than a galaxy, not to mention the agnostic law and breaking the law, not even the most basic bottom line of being a person, as long as there are interests, you can sell yourself casually, such people can't be contacted, let alone gullible.
Chu Yu was thoughtful, but he didn't notice that Qian Xing's 'little hand' sneaked in front of him.
Seeing that Chu Yu was a little fugue, Qian Xing snatched the porridge bowl that Chu Yu put on the table and drank it in a big gulp.
Gone!
Then he put the bowl down and said, "Go to work!" ”
Chu Yu was stunned for a moment, and said, "I didn't expect you to be such a money punishment and actually rob other people's things to eat." ”
"Don't slander people! I took it in front of you, and you didn't resist, so it's not a robbery. I didn't want to grab it, at most I wanted to taste what you were eating, so I took it and took a sip. "Qian Xing deliberately emphasized the word 'take'.
"Okay, okay, you're more powerful!" Chu Yu pretended to admit it.
"Let's take two buns and go, there is still a way to go from here, I guess you haven't eaten enough, you have to eat some more, after all, I don't know if you can eat on time at noon." Qian Xing glanced at Chu Yu and said.
"Forget it, I don't have this habit, I eat as much as I want, eating well is not full and moving, and eating too much may not be able to afford to work." Chu Yu thought about it and decided not to eat it, if he was really hungry, he couldn't get something delicious to eat.
Why should you grieve yourself?
"Okay, since you don't eat it yourself, then I won't force you. I thought you would take two buns and divide one with me, but if you don't want to eat either of them, you can give me both. Qian Xing smiled and pulled Chu Yu out of the cafeteria.
"So you hit this idea, so why don't you get it yourself?" Chu Yu was a little strange, why didn't he take the money himself, but let himself do it for him.
"Isn't it afraid of eating too much and gaining weight! So I've always been very restrained, I'm afraid that my body will be out of shape, after all, I'm not middle-aged, how can I get rich! I'm not one of those leaders, and I'm going to keep going until I retire. Therefore, a healthy and strong body is indispensable. Qian Xing explained.
"I think your words are very pale!" Chu Yu said coldly: "If you want to eat, you can take it, and no one restricts your appetite, I think your words sound a little reasonable, but don't you think this is the biggest cruelty to yourself!"
If you don't have enough to eat, you won't have the strength to do so. When you prepare the prisoner, you almost have so much strength, what do you say? ”
Chu Yu's rhetorical question made Qian Xing fall into deep thought, did he deceive himself into a misunderstanding!?
Seeing that Qian Xing was a little distracted, Chu Yu smiled: "There is a pit under your feet!" ”
Although Qian Xing was distracted, he still heard Chu Yu's words and immediately jumped to the side. After jumping, he glanced at the position just now, what kind of potholes were there, it was completely Chu Yu talking nonsense.
"The kid can't see it! When you're full, you actually have the strength to fool me, or you go to eat some more, and I'll see if you're going to turn the sky upside down! Qian Xing grabbed Chu Yu by the collar and said.
"No, no, you let go! Let people see how faceless, be careful that people say that you are bullying. Chu Yu was at a loss.
"Anyway, I don't care, my face is worthless. And I'm surrounded by people I know, and they're just joking with me, and at most you're just a joke, and it's none of my business. "Qian Xing looked like this, anyway, I just did it, you can do whatever you want.
"Tell me why you don't eat so much?" Seeing that Qian Xing was beaten to death and didn't let him go, Chu Yu gave up resistance and asked Qian Xing about the reason for his diet in the morning. "Anyway, I don't think it's like you're going to be."
"If you don't want to say it, go by yourself. My hands are sore when I mention you, and I don't even want to lift a pen today after mentioning it for a while. I can't see that I'm a thin person, but it's so heavy, it seems that I've practiced! Qian Xing let go of Chu Yu's collar, shook his arm and said.
"You have a good eye!" After Chu Yu praised it, he walked on the road freely.
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