Chapter 558: Burning the Substitute Straw Man
When I carried the straw man out of the boys' dormitory, I once again successfully attracted the eyes of those classmates, and I showed a look of indifference, there is a famous saying "go your own way and let them see" Don't ask me whose famous quote it is, I don't know.
I first went to the Buddhist hall to buy two bundles of paper money and a bundle of incense to the intersection and burned it to Mrs. Huang and Mrs. Huang San, and then I sat on the side of the road with the straw man tied by the old woman and waited for it to get dark, and the pedestrians looked at me from time to time, and some took out their mobile phones to take pictures of me, and when I took pictures of them, I quickly lowered my head to prevent them from capturing my face.
"Dude, please put your head up," a young man about my age walked up to me with his phone and said to me.
"," I raised my head and scolded the young man, only to hear a "click", and the young man instantly captured my face.
"Thank you for your cooperation" The young man said this to me calmly and left, I thought to myself that these people are really boring.
I took the straw man in my arms and fell asleep unconsciously, and when I woke up again, it was already dark, and I found that I was surrounded by ghosts, men and women, old and young, and their eyes were looking directly at the straw man in my arms, and I was pretending not to look at them.
I took out my phone from my pocket and glanced at the time, it was exactly eight o'clock in the evening, so I put the paper with Zeng Lu Shengchen written in red and white in my pocket and pasted it on the straw man's head, and then I put the straw man in the middle of the road and waited for the car to run over it.
There were a lot of cars coming and going, and when those drivers saw the straw men lying at the intersection, they drove around slowly, and I squatted on the side of the road and looked at it, and I was really anxious.
"Why are people so immoral now, get a straw man and throw it here, I thought it was a real person" I saw an off-road vehicle parked on the side of the road, and then a chubby man pushed the car door and walked down and cursed and walked towards the straw man.
The chubby man walked up to the straw man, raised his kick and kicked the straw man to the side of the road, then he got into the car and left, I quickly ran over and picked up the straw man who was kicked on the side of the road and threw it in the middle of the intersection, I looked around from time to time to see if anyone had found me, and I finally realized what water was a thief in my heart.
I waited for almost an hour, but I didn't see a single car run over the straw man, and I was sweating profusely.
Just when I was about to despair, a red SUV ran over the scarecrow, and I almost jumped up in excitement when I saw it. I saw the red SUV parked on the side of the road, and then a woman in her thirties got out of the car, and when she walked up to the straw man, she first showed an angry expression, and then patted her chest.
"Now this person is really bad, I thought I knocked someone down" The female driver looked at the straw man on the ground and said, if you want to say that it is still a female driver.
"Now this man is really naughty, this prank is a bit too much, I have to burn you" I quickly ran forward and dragged the straw man to the side of the road and lit a fire.
"What a good man, young man," said the woman in her thirties with an appreciative look on her face, and if she had known that I had thrown the scarecrow at the crossroads, he would not have said that to me, and I smiled awkwardly at the woman and said nothing.
When I burned the scarecrow, the ghost that had surrounded the scarecrow came around again, and I saw a soul that looked exactly like Zeng Lu floated out of the burned scarecrow, and those ghosts dragged the soul that looked exactly like Zeng Lu and left.
I was stunned for a moment when I saw this scene, and then my heart was uneasy, I quickly took out the phone and called Zeng Lu, I don't understand why there is Zeng Lu's soul floating out of a straw man's body, it's incredible.
"Second brother, what's the situation" Zeng Lu asked me on the phone, after hearing Zeng Lu's voice, my hanging heart instantly relaxed, and I wanted to know if he was okay.
"It's okay, I just want to tell you that I'm done here," I said to Zeng Lu with a smile on the phone.
"Second brother, will you come back tonight? It's almost ten o'clock, if you come back, I'll go and ask Uncle Wang for the key to open the door for you," Zeng Lu asked me on the phone.
"Go back, I'll go to school now, I'll do this first, and when I go back," I hung up the phone after saying this, and I walked to the school while thinking about the scene I had just seen, and I couldn't understand why there was a soul floating out of the scarecrow's body, and the figure of the soul was still a little weak.
Back in the boys' dormitory building, Zeng Lu took out the key to open the door for me, and Uncle Wang was already resting.
"Zeng Lu, don't go anywhere this month, just stay in school honestly for me, although this catastrophe has been resolved, but I still feel a little uneasy" I told Zeng Lu with a cautious face, I can't completely guarantee that burning the substitute straw man can solve Zeng Lu's death calamity, and it is best to avoid things like this.
"Okay second brother, I'm not going anywhere this month, I'll stay in school," Zeng Lu nodded to me.
When the two of us returned to the dormitory, I found that Huang Tao and You Zhipei had already fallen asleep, and the two of them were snoring at each other, one higher than the other, and Zeng Lu and I were also used to the snoring of their brothers, sometimes I couldn't hear the snoring of the two of them when I was sleeping, and I was a little unaccustomed to it.
Looking back, this time flies really fast, it's Friday today, and we have a holiday for another day's class, and I didn't go to the fried skewer shop to help tonight, and I don't know if the second uncle and Sister Feng Jiao can be busy, and I am really relieved to hand over the fried skewer shop to the second uncle.
I got up at six o'clock the next morning, I washed up first, and then ran to my fried skewer shop, and when I ran to the door of the fried skewer shop, I saw that my second uncle was busy moving goods to the house of the fried skewer shop.
"Second uncle, I'll help you," I said with a smile and helped the second uncle move the goods.
"I don't need you, I can move this goods myself," the second uncle replied with a smile.
"Second uncle, it's much better to do this fried skewer shop than if you build a greenhouse at home!" I asked my second uncle while carrying the goods.
"It's a lot stronger, but you can't see the money when you do it in a greenhouse at home, and you can see the money when you do this fried skewer, which makes people very motivated," the second uncle said to me with a grin.
"By the way, nephew, I sold more than 3,000 last night, and I can earn more than 1,800 by throwing out the cost of expenses, if I continue to do this, I can buy a house for Feng Jiao in the city at the end of the year" The second uncle said to me with a smile, I thought that the second uncle was working hard in this life, and when he was young, he made cows and horses for his second aunt, which was a little better and he had to make cows and horses for his daughter, and he never thought about himself.
"Second uncle, don't always think about my sister Fengjiao, you also have to think about yourself" I looked at my second uncle distressedly and said.
"Alas, you don't know if you don't have children now, you will know when you have children, at that time you lived completely for children, if it weren't for your sister Fengjiao all these years, I would have divorced your second aunt a long time ago" The second uncle sighed and said to me, and I didn't say anything, the second uncle and his daughter-in-law who was such a brutal shrew as the second aunt were really eight lifetimes of blood mold.