Chapter 2 We are all brothers
The white shirt was thrown on the couch in disgust, and then the people on the couch began to take off their pants.
"Hey, hey, can you tell me a little bit of etiquette, how can anyone strip naked as soon as they arrive at someone else's house!" Tan Hao picked up one corner of his white shirt and kicked the overturned shoes on the ground.
"I asked you where you were, and you pulled me directly to the court to play basketball, and my shoes were going to run out." Xin Yiyu on the sofa did not stop his movements, and in a blink of an eye, his trousers were also removed. "I'll take a shower first, and you can find me some clothes."
"That Yin Chenguang has long wanted to frustrate his spirit, and he doesn't ask who is the slam dunk master, he really thinks that he will steal the limelight as soon as he comes to the court." Tan Hao muttered as he packed his clothes and pants.
"He played well, but he was more tendonous, and it was luck to get a tie today."
"If you want me to say, the main reason is that you are not ready, how professional the equipment is, it seems that we are very downgrade, next time, next time I will give them the next battle letter! Be sure to knock them out! β
"Okay, strictly speaking, he's still my senior, although it's not in the same department, it's not good to spread it." Xin Yiyu turned on the shower, "Don't say it, I'm taking a shower, you hurry up and find me clothes." β
Looking at the falling water, Xin Yiyu suddenly recalled the breakup plot in the game.
Bu Si actually broke up with me because Lao Tan broke up with me, should he be heard somewhere, thinking that Lao Tan is a girl, right? After all, in order to scare off a fan girl who was chasing and beating hard, Lao Tan used a voice changer to pretend to be his girlfriend......
The more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, Xin Yiyu quickly finished flushing, wrapped a bath towel and came out to ask for guilt. At this time, the "culprit" was playing a game and chatting with a girl.
"Are you pretending to be a girl in the game again?" patted his shoulder and forcibly turned Tan Hao's chair to himself.
"Neurotic.,I'm rich and handsome in this game.,The girls who chase me are lining up to add friends.,Can I pretend to be a sister and pretend to be a girlfriend?"
Xin Yiyu thought about it for a while. But why don't you say anything and share it with him?
"I'm broken."
"Huh?" Tan Haotou didn't go back and continued the liver game.
"I said my love is gone!" Xin Yiyu's voice was close to Tan Hao's ear, shaking him.
"What? Silent little sister is separated from you? It seems that he was also frightened, and he could turn his head back to the monitor screen, "I'll take a look, there are several little sisters I want to know through the plus, I'll pick a few suitable ones for you." β
"you." After pushing Tan Hao's head onto the monitor, he picked up the clothes and pants on the sofa and quickly put them on. Tan Hao's clothes are a bit big for Xin Yiyu, after all, Tan Hao calls himself Wu Yanzu in the slightly fat world. However, the wide T-shirt with wet hair looks like a lazy ruffian in Xin Yiyu, and it looks like a two-dimensional wallpaper in this messy room with various figures.
"Hey, hey, isn't this a silent little sister." Hearing Tan Hao's shouting, Xin Yiyu immediately rushed to the monitor.
"Little sister, this is going to the next dungeon.,I don't feel like I'm on a team.,I'm here to educate her.γ
After speaking, he immediately opened the chat panel
--Silent, do you want to fight the Demon Flame copy? Is there a team?
--Well, it's not on yet.
--There are no monsters in this copy.,Wudang isn't a very good group.,Why don't we call a word and start a group ourselves.γ
This kid is very scheming, he doesn't poke it directly, and forcibly adds drama to make him embarrassed. Xin Yiyu sometimes has to admire Tan Hao's flirting skills, that is, because his mind is spent on flirting with his sister, he didn't study well, he went directly to the repeat class, and the game didn't fall well, and he went directly to the list of villains.
--He seems, not online.
--It's okay, I'll call him online.
Tan Hao gave Xin Yiyu a color, Xin Yiyu picked up the laptop on the side and opened the game.
--Hey, hey, why don't you two have a couple buff?
--Oh, I'll go, you two are divided? What's going on?
Tan Hao's knowingly asked kung fu was really home, and the silence in the game was really bombarded by him to "silence". Looking at the dumbfounded silence of a white-clothed person in the game, Xin Yiyu typed at the right time
--Let's start with this.
In exchange for Tan Hao's eyes: "You deserve to be issued a good person card." After finishing speaking, he also got a flying kick from Xin Yiyu. Tan Hao rubbed his feet and neck, and continued to tap on the keyboard without knowing whether he was alive or dead.
--Silent sister, today I came to my house to ask for wine, do you say I will give it or not?
The silence in the game was stunned for a while, and replied by typing:
--I heard you say that everyone is a student......
--We are college students, and the so-called college students are half social people, and it is normal to drink some alcohol or something.
--Oh, yes......
"It's over, little sister is going to see us as bad students."
Please don't add the word "we". Xin Yiyu was smoothly operating the character in his hand while dealing with Tan Hao's pranks.
Although this Demon Flame dungeon is not the most difficult dungeon, it is still very tricky for players who have not yet reached the level, and it has a lot of blood and high defense, and the explosion is strong, and if you are not careful, you will be killed in seconds. Xin Yiyu operates "Yiyu", fighting at the feet of the boss, you need to dodge the boss fixation and explosive ultimates at any time, and you also have to observe the position of your teammates to adjust your angle in time so that the boss ultimates do not affect your teammates as much as possible, the Emei girl of the temporary group, the amount of treatment is too low, and she doesn't know how to move, and the blood volume of Yiyu has been hovering around 30%, and she keeps moving and turning on the defense absorption shield, otherwise it may be wiped out at any time.
The boss's HP gradually reached 10%, and he was about to open a wide range of enhanced AOE damage, Xin Yiyu didn't have time to type, so he turned on the voice: "Boss ultimate, pay attention to dodge, and add a continuous blood regeneration buff to everyone." β
After finishing speaking, Demon Yan's eyes were red, and a bloodthirsty red demonic aura emanated from his body, and the red circle of light under his feet became larger and larger.
"Dodge!" One word and one three-stage jump, Tan Hao operated Tan Wuyi and flashed out of the boss's aperture with a sliding step, and the other output Tang Men was hit by continuous blood loss because he couldn't dodge, and the rest of Emei was directly hit by the ultimate move and stiffened, and he fell to the ground in the next second.
"Output at full strength!" After letting go of the ultimate, Demon Yan burst out, completely ignoring his own taunts, charging the whole field, and launching a surprise attack towards every player with the red mark on the ground.
"Tang Men pay attention to the use of stealth techniques, which can reduce hatred. Don't say anything, you output with all your might. Judging that Bu Si should no longer have the physical strength to dodge, he can only make the final output, and he still follows closely at the feet of the boss and keeps swinging the long sword.
fell silently, Tangmen kite output, talk about no desire to add blood while poisoning the boss, but this blood return is really a drop in the bucket.
Seeing that the boss turned the target to himself, he absorbed a shield with a word, opened the ultimate, the sword light was full of blood, and the demon flame finally fell to the ground under the sword airflow.
"Let my God's right hand see what good things can be opened!" Tan Wuxian walked up to the boss excitedly, and before he could touch it, he saw a word next to him and died.
"Can't you add a health buff to me first and then open the boss." Xin Yiyu stared at the back of Tan Hao's head and shook his head.
βWudang's Demon Flame scabbard
β The Bloodthirsty Dart of the Tang Gate
βEmei's blood-colored bracers
- Random treasure chests
"It's another day of part-time work. Silent little sister, your weapon is really good, plus blood and defense, it suits you very well. Tan Wuxian turned the fan in his hand, and suddenly knelt down in front of the boss and cried.
"Thanks to the three little brothers, I just need a bowl, I still haven't got a waist protector for this, can we do it again." The Emei girl on the ground also got up, and this time she opened the voice directly, and her voice was soft and glutinous, which was very seductive.
--I'm going to school tomorrow, I'll go down first, thank you.
After typing a line, he made a silent gesture and was about to quit the game. "Hey, hey, don't say anything, you wait, you haven't answered me just now!"
--Everyone is a brother, thank you for taking me.
Brothers...... Before Tan Hao came back to his senses, he was already offline.
Xin Yiyu was also stunned for a long time, not knowing what to do.
"Handsome guys, let's find another output."
"This treasure chest is for you, see if you can open the waist guard you want." Then he quit the team.
"Yo, you are so unhappy when your little sister goes offline?"
Xin Yiyu was too lazy to pay attention to Tan Hao, and came to the aura point with a word, which was the place where he meditated at the end of the day.
"I said brother, you shouldn't be serious." Tan Hao looked at Xin Yiyu with a dejected look, and estimated that this brother was probably really trapped by love, for a virtual love relationship in an online game...... Thinking about it, Tan Hao shook his head again, how many beauties are handing love letters to the kid, no, no. came to Xin Yiyu, and was about to enlighten this child, but he saw that on the game panel, the Emei girls who had formed a team together just now were riveting and sticking to a word.
- Handsome guy, thank you for taking me down just now, I didn't operate very well, you should be very tired.
β I've seen a lot, it's okay.
Poof, this kid is lonely. Tan Hao couldn't help but laugh and continued to peek.
βCan I still find you in the future? You operate it well, and you command it well.
β It depends.
- I see that you don't have a love affair yet~ If you don't have a relationship, there will be a lot less buffs and system gifts.
β Hmm.
- I haven't been playing this game for long, and I haven't formed a relationship yet, so let's two groups, I can follow you to add blood to you.
β I have a relationship.
- But I see that the system shows that you don't......
β I'll get it back.
Tan Hao's eyes widened, and his face was almost attached to Xin Yiyu's computer monitor.
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Xin Yiyu closed the computer and glared at Tan Hao.
"No, I said, good horses don't eat back grass, what kind of medicine did this silent little sister give you?"
Xin Yiyu ignored Tan Hao at all, and began to clean up the clothes and pants that he had thrown on the sofa before.
"Where is there no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower, I think this silent little sister is quite incomprehensible, don't put the top ten gods in the whole service, what kind of divorce is there!" Tan Hao sat on the sofa with his butt and held his cheeks, as if he was seriously thinking about the reason.
"Silent little sister, shouldn't it be a relationship in reality, and her boyfriend doesn't allow her to fall in love in the game?"
Xin Yiyu was stunned for a moment, picked up the clothes and pants in his hand, and casually put them into a backpack. "Back to school."
"Oops, that's the bag I just bought! I haven't memorized it much myself! β
The morning light lay on the bed after washing, looking at the ceiling by some moonlight.
Cute girls are good.,I don't know if they're still taking the girl to the next copy.γ
"Thank you, three little brothers." Chenxi learned what the Emei girl in the game said, and immediately rolled her eyes and gagged. Why is it so ugly to say it yourself, how does it feel like a shemale......
Dawn shook her head vigorously, covered the quilt and rolled over again.
When he opened the quilt, he suddenly thought of another question, at dinner, Yin Chenguang asked his mother for pocket money again, saying what equipment to buy to play in the league.
League matches? Can Yin Chenguang really become a professional player? Jordan, Kobe, LeBron, Yao Ming, Jeremy Lin......
Dawn patted her head
"What do you think, Yin Chenguang is so old."
"Do you want to drink alcohol often when you talk about peace......?"
What a long night......