When the fat man said this, the two of us glanced at each other, and then they both laughed unprecedentedly, I smiled: "This is simply the bloody scene used in martial arts, your biological father came to teach you martial arts, and you found out that he turned out to be a martial arts alliance leader, and then he was killed by the enemy, you go to help him avenge the blood sea and become the new martial arts supreme." ”

"Fuck you uncle!" The fat man's tears came out, but he stopped smiling in the next moment and said: "I'm really not kidding you, I had a black and white TV in my neighbor's house at that time, and I watched a few episodes of the god list at his house every once in a while, and I was very envious of the gods who called for wind and rain." I just wanted to learn spells, and I thought that one day there would be a Taoist who fell from the sky to take me away as an apprentice, and in a blink of an eye I became a Erlang god when I came out of the mountain, and as a result, someone sent a pillow when I fell asleep, and this person came, saying that I was not afraid of being embarrassed, I had no idea whether he was my father at that time, and the most important thing was that he could teach me what I wanted to learn! He came once a month, every time on a full moon night, and he was more punctual than a woman's aunt, and when he taught me these things, I was not allowed to show them to outsiders, saying that if they did, they would not want me. I pretended to be very good at the beginning.,After all, it's an agreement between the two of us.,I have to abide by the hook.,As a result, one time,Playing with the kids.,That guy is the same as the fat tiger in Doraemon.,Often bullied me.,That day he scolded me for being a wild seed.,I didn't hold back.,I used the spell that the man taught me to him.,That is, a small fireball technique.,As a result, a small fireball burned that guy almost burned to death.。 The little ones were stunned for a moment, saying that I was a monster and could fireball, but fortunately, the family didn't believe me, thinking that I burned the bear child with a match, and I was almost killed by my adoptive parents, and the child who was burned by the fire. The family was also poor, and there were many children at that time, so they just found a Tulang and took some medicine and waited for death at home. ”

"Fat Tiger? Aren't you supposed to be a fat tiger? I laughed.

The fat man grabbed a sofa cushion and smashed it over and scolded, "Get out, do you want to listen to the story?" Don't want to hear the fuck off! ”

I hurriedly raised my hand and said, "Okay, Fat Tiger Master, I was wrong, no!" Fat man, I was wrong! And then, did the kid die? ”

"No, let's tell you so, at that time, everyone's legal awareness was also weak, there was no such thing as losing money, everyone was a villager, you said that the two children were angry, one burned the other to a serious injury, to change now, the first thing that must have come to mind was the problem of claims, but at that time there was not. I was beaten, and then locked in the house, my adoptive parents and the child's family were all going around to inquire about the local method can cure burns, so I didn't think about going to the hospital, at that time, how dare the poor people go to the hospital, just thinking about finding a home remedy or something, but the home remedies used a lot, and they were useless, seeing that the kid couldn't live, and then we came to a Tulangzhong, this Tulangzhong said that there was a unique secret recipe for treating burns, and the family immediately invited this Tulangzhong to the kid's house, this Tulangzhong is really powerful, After seeing his injuries, he prescribed a prescription, grabbed the medicine and grinded it into powder and smeared it all over his body, about three days later, the kid turned out to be better, not only was it good, but there was not even a little scar left on his body, at that time everyone was very grateful to that Tulangzhong, especially our two families, so my adoptive parents invited this Tulangzhong to eat at home, in order to entertain him, the old hen in the family was killed, and then I was released, and when I put it out, I was immediately dumbfounded, because this Tulangzhong is that person, The one who said he was my own father. The fat man said.

"Yes, it's your dad who came out to wipe your ass." I said.

"But no, I was frightened at the time, because this person explained to me that I must not show what he taught me in front of outsiders, I not only showed it, but also hurt people, I knew that he would definitely clean me up, sure enough, after eating, he said that he wanted to say a few words to me alone, my parents thought that people were going to take me as an apprentice, so they happily let us talk alone, but as soon as my parents left, he directly slapped me to the ground, and asked me to kneel down, after kneeling down, he didn't beat me again, Just told me that I had broken my promise with him and that he would never see me again. His fate with me is coming to an end here, and then he told me some messy things, saying that my surname is Xuanyuan, and I am his child, especially when he told me that it is something in the snowy mountains, that our ancestors held a key criminal there, and sent a powerful general to guard it, and also said that the lama there has a black ancient book, which was given by the ancestors to the ancestors there, and this jade pendant is the key to finding that place or something, I told you that you may not believe it, and I forgot what he said later, I roughly remember that he seemed to say that it was the key to becoming an immortal or something, I was young at the time, so I didn't remember those things. I only remember that he said that this jade pendant is a collection of two dragon veins, which can be turned into two dragons. The fat man said.

"Look at you. I learned the way of the eldest brother, and when I got to the key place, I either forgot it or didn't want to say it, or you didn't know it at all. I said.

", I really forgot, you expect an eight- or nine-year-old kid to have such a good memory? And I won't tell you if I don't say it, I won't tell you, I forgot what he said. But then I went to the Jade Emperor Road and I slowly groped for it, let's put it this way, the man finally said goodbye to me and said that he would not look for me again, and I didn't go to my heart, and then even if he really never appeared again, I gradually forgot about him. But later, someone came to the door, settled my adoptive parents well, moved out of the mountain village and lived in a big house, I only thought that the person who came was my relative, who knew that my adoptive parents put on new clothes for me that day. My adoptive mother hugged me and cried for a long time and said let me go with that person, the two of them are old and can't take care of me, I naturally don't want to, but what can I do? As a result, I was forcibly taken away by that person, and you can guess where I was taken. It was brought to the Jade Emperor Road in Kunlun Mountain, I was there, followed by a group of children, and became a disciple of the Jade Emperor Dao, and you will know what happened later, I am talented and intelligent, okay, don't look at the fat man like this, first, the fat man I have a foundation, and secondly, it may indeed be because I am that person's child, I learned very quickly, so I quickly stood out. Later, I became the apprentice of the old man, and then later, I inadvertently broke into the forbidden land of the Jade Emperor Road, and you may not believe it when you say it, in front of the forbidden land of the Jade Emperor Road, there is a blue water and golden-eyed beast. It is the mount of the Bull Demon King on the Journey to the West, but it is much more domineering than the Journey to the West, there is a big waterhole in front of the forbidden land, and the blue water golden-eyed beast is in the waterhole, this waterhole is the key to the Jade Emperor Road, and it is also planted with the luck golden lotus of the entire Jade Emperor Road, according to legend, the seed of the golden lotus was planted by the Yuan Shi Tianzun, and the golden lotus represents the rise and fall of the Jade Emperor Road. The fat man said.

"Blue Water Golden-eyed Beast, I believe it." I nodded.

"No, you shouldn't believe it? Have you seen it? The fat man wondered.

The fat man definitely didn't know that there was a fake fat man's statement, and I didn't say anything, so I said: "The Jade Emperor Dao itself is bizarre enough, so I don't feel strange if there are other bizarre things in it." ”

"Hey, it's good if you believe it, and I wasted my tongue on the fat lord of the province, the blue water golden-eyed beast, but the real person in charge of the house gives face, but it's strange to say, the blue-water golden-eyed beast likes the fat man me very much, so I went around and entered the forbidden land, in the forbidden land, I found that the Jade Emperor Road is a scam, those ancestors who became immortals on the list of immortals, the corpses are all placed in the forbidden land, none of them have soared, there are no immortals in this world at all, they are all dead and hidden, but to the outside world it is said that they have ascended to immortals!" The fat man said.

At this point, what this real fat man said was the same as what the "fake fat man" said at that time, and I was a little anxious: "What about after that?" ”

"After that, I didn't catch the real person in charge of the sect, and called my master over, which frightened me, because the reason why the forbidden land is called the forbidden land, that is, you can't enter, and the real person in charge of the sect said that the person who broke into the forbidden land was to be thrown into the waterhole to feed the blue water golden-eyed beast, but the real person in charge didn't blame me, but the price was to expel me from the Jade Emperor Road, but before expelling, he told me a secret, the secret of becoming an immortal." The fat man lit a cigarette at this time, he took a few deep puffs, so that his whole body fell into smoke, looking at his appearance, listening to what he said, at that moment, I felt deeply unreal.