Chapter 14 The Three Realms Are Intolerable
"One piece, equal to a hundred? Really? ”
"Why do you think I'm lying to you? If that's the case, I don't have to talk to you anymore. I'm leaving, so do it yourself! ”
"Don't, don't, I believe in you, I believe in you! Okay, I'll tell Ma Laodao to stop the secret marriage, and I'll go directly to the underworld to find a wife. “
"That's right, after you get to the underworld, whether you are reincarnated or live, it's up to you, no one has been staring at you all day, how good is that? The living should be in the yang world, and the ghosts should go to the underworld, this is a rule that no one can change! ”
"Okay, okay, big brother, I understand!"
"Don't call me big brother, you're much bigger than me!"
Wan Hongliang nodded, and before he could speak, a golden light lit up behind him, Zheng Qian's eyes were quick, and he quickly pulled Bai Ling aside.
Ma Laodao held the charm in his hand, stood behind Wan Hongliang, and said, "If you dare to run, I'll see where you are running this time!" ”
Zheng Qian strengthened his courage and said, "You, you, you, presumptuous, what are you doing, what do you want to do?" Really, this is broad daylight, and it's all about the day... No, in the middle of the night, you dare to kill ghosts? ”
Wan Hongliang shook his head and said, "Big brother, you really said the hardest words in the most cowardly tone. ”
Ma Laodao was stunned, turned his head to look at Wan Hongliang, and asked, "Big brother?" What do you mean? How did you become a brother with him? ”
"This, you don't care, by the way, Ma Daochang, I want to tell you something, I won't do this secret marriage!"
"Don't do it? What does that mean and why? ”
"This big brother, untie the knot in my heart, and I can go to the underworld now."
Ma Laodao put away the charm and asked, "Really fake?" ”
"Really, I don't have any knots in my heart now, I just want to go to the underworld quickly, reincarnate or stay, I don't want to make trouble in the world!"
Ma Laodao looked at Zheng Qian incredulously and said, "You, how did you do it?" ”
"Is this still a problem? Really, Hades is me..."
Halfway through the words, he remembered the old man named Bai Wu he saw in the dungeon of Hefu, even in the human world, he couldn't talk nonsense, not to mention that he had already said this sentence to Bai Ling once, and now he couldn't talk nonsense!
Ma Laodao then asked, "What are you?" ”
"Nothing, nothing..."
"So, you're from Hades?"
"Ah, yes, no, no!" Zheng Qian realized that the ghost was nearby, so he must not talk nonsense, so he told Ma Laodao: "Don't ask too much about your old way, you know too much, it won't do you any good!" ”
"Oh, that's what happened, then I understand, I understand, I don't ask, I didn't expect it, it turns out that you have such a wide range of roads below, and how much you offended yesterday, and when I get below, I have to ask you to take care of it!"
Zheng Qian waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, it's all easy to say, now, you go and talk to Wan Hongliang's family about this matter, and you don't have to worry about the rest!" ”
"Huh? Ah, okay, I'll go, I'll go! Ma Lao Dao ran into the house with a fart, completely different from the previous fierce and vicious attitude, after knowing that Zheng Qian had a way below, Ma Lao Dao was much more polite!
"Let his parents burn more money for Hong Liang!" Zheng Qian shouted.
"Okay, got it!" After agreeing, Ma Lao Daozai went directly to the house.
The matter in front of him was solved, Wan Hongliang walked in front of Bai Ling and said, "Little sister, I'm really sorry to toss you like this." ”
Bai Ling shook her head and said, "Forget it, the matter is over." ”
"Are you going to Hades with me? We still have a companion on Huangquan Road! ”
Bai Ling glanced at Zheng Qian and said, "Brother Wan, you, you go first, I still have something to do, after I finish it, I will go down!" ”
Wan Hongliang nodded in understanding and said, "Okay, okay, that brother will go down first to help you explore the way." ”
After finishing speaking, Wan Hongliang walked all the way to the west, and as he walked, he disappeared.
This means that he has gone to Hades.
Zheng Qian asked Bai Ling: "What you said, does it still count?" ”
"Oh, Brother Zheng, it's not over yet, why are you in such a hurry!"
"Not over? Isn't this already solved? ”
"No, now that Wan Hongliang is going down, I can't go down yet, you have to talk to that old man."
"Oh yes, forget about it!" Zheng Qian shouted into the house: "Ma Laodao, come out!" ”
"It's coming!" After Ma Laodao heard the voice, he hurriedly ran out of the house and said, "I have arranged everything, Wan Hongliang will not be wronged below." ”
"That's good, there's one more thing, let me ask you, did you do anything to Bai Ling's corpse? Why can't she go to hell? ”
"Huh? Oh yes, you see I'm old and confused, in order to prevent her from running to the underworld, I deliberately made a corpse array in the coffin, and the array is a talisman, I'll take it down! ”
Ma Laodao hurriedly ran to Bai Ling's coffin, ripped off the charm on Bai Ling's corpse, and then said to Zheng Gan: "Look, now she can go down and reincarnate." ”
Zheng Qian nodded and said, "Old Ma, I know how you got Bai Ling's corpse, you should know what to do next!" ”
"You mean, find Bai Ling's biological parents? Let them be buried well? ”
"Count your old boy excited, okay, hurry up and do this, I still have something to do, so I'll go first!"
"Okay, don't worry, it's definitely done!"
Zheng Qian took Bai Ling's hand and walked all the way to the grove outside the village, Bai Ling asked him: "You just told Ma Laodao that you know how he got my body?" How did he get it? ”
Zheng Qian smiled and said: "The corpse of a beautiful little girl like you, some of the immoral cremation is not burned, just get some ashes and put them in the urn, so that the family members will be fooled, and then sell your corpse to someone who is worthy of a secret marriage, he can make a fortune, understand!" ”
"And that kind of thing?"
"Nothing, I heard about it after I went to the underworld."
This is indeed what Zheng Qian heard in the Yin City, it was the noodle stall owner Chen Degui who told him that the old man died in the Republic of China, stayed in the Yin City for a long time, and heard many stories, and this incident was one of the stories he told Zheng Qian.
At that time, Zheng Qian was still puzzled and asked Mr. Chen, why did he know about modern things when he died in the Republic of China, and Mr. Chen said that he himself listened to people who died in modern times.
Zheng Qian saw that there was no one around, and the lonely man and widow were in the woods, so he picked Bai Ling's chin and said, "What's wrong?" Little girl, what you said is a personal promise, does it still count? ”
Bai Ling lowered her head, snickered and nodded.
Seeing that she acquiesced, Zheng Qian directly hugged her waist, this young girl's waist is slender, and it is as soft as no bones in her hand.
Zheng Qian hugged Bai Ling and was about to make the next move, when suddenly a gloomy voice came from behind him: "You kid, you're very happy!" ”
Zheng Qian hurriedly let go of Bai Ling, and when he looked back, two men wearing Qing Dynasty official clothes stood behind them, each holding a spirit banner in their hands, Zheng Qian thought about it, and quickly pulled Bai Ling to kneel on the ground and kowtow, kowtowing and saying: "The little one has seen the ghost cha adult, I don't know the ghost cha lord again, the small one is more offended, and the adult Haihan!" ”
In fact, what Zheng Qian is afraid of is not the ghost, but the spirit banner in the hand of the ghost, with a slight wave, the living can die, and the ghost will be scattered.
Bai Ling didn't know what was going on at all, so she knelt on the ground directly with Zheng Qian.
One of the bearded ghosts said: "You kid, you just stopped a ghost marriage, and helped a ghost who died in vain but got a knot, which is considered to have done two good things, my brothers didn't want to be difficult for you, but I didn't expect you to want to spoil other people's little girls in a blink of an eye!" ”
"Little rudeness, forgive me for sending the ghost to the adult."
The bearded ghost cha continued: "Okay, you two get up, we brothers, I don't want to stop you, I just want to remind you, you are young and ignorant, if the two ghosts do things between men and women in the underworld, the female ghost will not get pregnant, after all, the underworld only accepts the dead, but if you have fun in the world, the female ghost is easy to conceive a yin fetus, you know, the yin fetus is not tolerated by the Three Realms, if this kind of thing really happens, you two probably don't even know how to die!" ”
Hearing this, Zheng Qian kowtowed again and said, "Thank you Lord Ghost for your advice!" ”
"Okay, you kid is here to do something, don't worry, we will help you keep it secret, we won't cause trouble for ourselves, but I have to remind you, don't go out of line, if you break the rules, then the most people I don't care about, I have to take you down!"
"Yes, thank you for your success!"
"Let's go, our brothers still have to catch up with the one named Wan Hongliang, stop him from talking nonsense."
After saying that, the two ghosts disappeared.
Zheng Qian breathed a sigh of relief and said to Bai Ling: "It's so dangerous, I almost stabbed the big basket!" ”
"What is a female fetus!"
"I don't know, but the ghost said that the yin fetus is something that the Three Realms do not tolerate, if you are really pregnant with a yin fetus, then the gods in the sky, Mr. Yin and Yang in the world, and all the forces in the underworld will hunt us down, then, we really can't live."
"Then, when I get to the underworld, I'll go to you again!"
Zheng Qian sighed and said, "No, you better go, after you get to the underworld, you have to pretend not to know me, and I can't say that I know you, otherwise, it will be a big trouble!" ”
"Huh? This..."
"Let's go, from now on, you and I will never get along!"
Bai Ling was very sad, but the ghost couldn't cry at all, she said with a crying voice: "Brother Zheng, although I don't know who you are, but I know that you are a good ghost, you are my savior, if you go down there, you need my help, then I would rather be scattered, and I will not give up..."
Then she bowed deeply to Zheng Qian, then turned around and walked on the road to the underworld.
Zheng Qian's heart is not happy, he likes this little girl very much, but this is fate, so far it can be regarded as the head of the aisle.
He took a deep breath, thinking in his heart that it was better to finish the things Li Xue explained first, and then find Chen Guangzong.
But Chen Guangzong is in Nancheng County, and now he is in a village on the outskirts of Nancheng, how can this pass!
After walking around the village for two steps, I saw a car about to start, and a beautiful woman in her thirties was sitting in the cab, and she was talking on the phone.
"Okay, I'll go to Nancheng and see what's going on, you wait for me in the old place, don't worry, let's go!"
Then the beautiful woman put down the phone, Zheng Qian heard it clearly outside the car, he hurriedly passed through the car door and got into the car directly, thinking that his luck was really good, and he happened to meet a car going to Nancheng.