Chapter 45: The Lord Visits the Green House Every Day ( 3 )
"I don't want to save you!" Chu Yu found a stone, blew the dust on it, and then sat down with a butt, "But my identity doesn't allow me to ignore it." ”
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OMG, it's here again!
When the scholar heard Chu Yu's words, he was slightly surprised, straightened up, frowned and stared at her for a while, and wondered, "What is the identity of the girl?" ”
"Because I'm a fairy!" When Chu Yu said this, a dazzling smile hung on the corner of his mouth, his eyes were crooked, and he narrowed into a crescent moon, "Fairies are supposed to be chivalrous and righteous." ”
“……”
The scholar also seemed to be shocked by this answer, and stood there for a long time without coming back to his senses, blinking his eyes, not knowing how to reply.
"I know I'm as beautiful as a fairy, but you don't have to stare at me like that." Chu Yu raised his eyes and glanced at the scholar who was standing in place, "In case my beauty is taken away by you, I will have to give money at that time." ”
“…… It's a small student who is rude. When the scholar heard Chu Yu's words, he immediately lowered his head, and his eyes didn't dare to look at her directly.
"Xiaosheng didn't mean to peep at the girl, but he just felt that the girl's personality was very straightforward, and there was a slight difference between it and ordinary boudoir women."
"Fairies are different." Chu Yu didn't care about the scholar's words at all, but leaned against the tree and looked at him, the corners of his mouth hooked slightly, "Were you committing suicide just now?" ”
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This question is enough for sand sculptures, if it's not suicide, it's swinging!
The scholar was relieved when he heard that Chu Yu had skipped the topic of peeking, and then his face was helpless, and he shook his head slightly, "...... Yes, Xiaosheng wanted to cut himself off, but he didn't expect to meet the girl......"
"Then why did you kill yourself?"
"Hey, it's a ......long story," the scholar said with a look of helplessness and anger on his face.
"Xiaosheng has studied hard for more than ten years, and he has gone to the imperial examination three times, and I thought that I would be able to be named on the gold list."
"On the day of the unveiling of the list, Xiaosheng got up early in the morning, and after seeing the results, his heart, which was originally full of joy, suddenly became depressed, and the top three were actually the children of officials with no talent and no virtue."
"Forget it once, it's the same three times, Xiaosheng has no shame to live in this world, it's better to die."
"Then ......" Chu Yu nodded solemnly, and his tone paused slightly, "It's really quite weak." ”
Then the topic changed again, staring at the scholar like a torch, and his eyes were full of obvious seriousness, "But I don't think your way of seeking death and choosing the place are good." ”
"What do you mean by that?"
"Come on." Chu Yu sat down next to him and moved some seats, "Sit together, I'll tell you how I sought death." ”
The scholar looked at the seat next to Chu Yu, sat down after a moment's stunned, and turned his head to look at Chu Yu's side face, "Seeing that the girl is lively and cheerful, I didn't expect to find death?" ”
"That's it!" Chu Yu stroked the bangs on his forehead, as if he was showing off something proud, and it was also a smile that he immediately retracted.
"I'll tell you, I've also hanged myself, I hung on it for a day and a night, and finally I couldn't stand it anymore and fell asleep, and when I woke up, I was stunned that nothing happened."
“……”
"And I jumped over the cliff, more than a thousand meters?" Chu Yu measured the height with his hand, and then turned to face the scholar, "After falling off the cliff, there is not a single wound on my body, not even a coma fracture." ”
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