Chapter 1: Ghost Hunting Pretending System

Qiuping Township.

On a mourning hall.

Endless paper money is burned, and cigarettes are everywhere.

Zhang Qing was wearing a monk's robe, with a smooth head, and he was reading in his mouth, and the Tao was natural.

Zhang Qing thought for a while, and suddenly his stomach "gurgling" and "gurgling" made a wild sound, and he couldn't help it, got up and asked where the toilet was, and ran out.

Squatting in the toilet, I ordered a Yuxi.

"It's so comfortable." After Zhang Qing pulled it out, he couldn't help but say. Suddenly! In the closed toilet, a cold voice spoke: "Hello. ”

As soon as this cold voice appeared, Zhang Qing trembled with fright, and the cigarette in his hand fell directly into the pit, and he had hairs on his back.

Slowly turned his head and looked around, there was no one here?

Although I didn't believe much in ghosts in the world, I was quite scared and my feet trembled.

The cold voice spoke again, "You...... Do you have extra paper? ”

Zhang Qing breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be the other side of the toilet, the men's and women's toilets were separated by a wall, and the thatched pit in the countryside was so shabby.

Zhang Qing: "Girl, can you speak so suddenly, scare me." ”

The voice on the other side suddenly became shy and said apologetically, "I'm really sorry, can you ...... Can you give me some? I came in a hurry just now, and I didn't bring any paper.

Zhang Qing recalled the girl's voice, it felt very good, maybe it was a beautiful young lady, and said, "Yes, I'll give it to you." ”

"Thank you."

Look, I didn't expect it to be a polite girl.

Zhang Qing took out the wrapping paper, suddenly! A cold, serious voice appeared in his head.

"The ghost hunting system is on, and the host" Zhang Qing ", who doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, believes in science, and likes to pretend to be forced all his life, and he can't pretend to be fucked instead, so he is the best candidate for my ghost hunting and pretending to be forced system. ”

"The ghost hunting system begins to load ......"

The mechanical voice startled him again, his hand trembled, and the paper fell into the pit, and his eyes widened instantly.

"!!"

Zhang Qing watched a whole package of paper fall into the pit, patted his head and scolded, now it's okay, just took out a sheet, and all fell in.

"What's wrong?"

The girl on the other end was also taken aback by Zhang Qing.

Zhang Qing was embarrassed: "Paper ..... The paper fell into the pit. ”

"Ahh So what now? ”

The voice on the other side was full of anxiety, she was in a hurry and didn't bring paper, not even a mobile phone, otherwise she could call someone to send it.

Zhang Qing was surprised by the voice in his head, but he still answered: "I still have two, but it's not enough!" Or I'll wipe it first, and I'll get you a few more when I go out. ”

"No, I'll use it first, lady first."

The girl was anxious, she didn't want people to see her bad side.

Zhang Qing was immediately unhappy when he heard it, the paper is Lao Tzu, how can I let you use it first!

If you're a beautiful woman, that's fine, but if you're a fat woman with a bear's waist and a tiger's back, wouldn't it be a big loss?

Zhang Qing felt that the other party's character was definitely not good, and he couldn't see where he looked good, so he said lightly: "Fifty yuan a piece." ”

The one on the other side pondered for a while and said, "Okay, you give it to me." After speaking, he took out a sheet and stuffed it from underneath

Zhang Qing was happy in his heart, so he also stuffed a piece of paper, and the girl opposite immediately screamed: "This ...... Is this paper? What about you playing with me? ”

A piece of paper that can't be thinner anymore, if this is used to wipe the buttocks, won't it be pierced?

Zhang Qing coughed twice, and said a little embarrassed: "Haven't you used wrapping paper?" A piece of paper can be stacked in two, and one is for you, don't I use it. ”

"You...... You...... It's a bastard liar!. ”

It can be seen how angry the girl on the other side is, and she is almost about to burst out.

Zhang Qing ignored her, wiped her and left, and returned to the mourning hall, he was a little strange about the voice in his head just now, was it because he was too tired and hallucinated?

But he didn't think much about it, and stepped into the mourning hall.

"Ding...... The ghost hunting system is loaded, and the host "Zhang Qing" gets a level 1 newbie gift package. ”

"Ding...... Gain character attributes. ”

In Zhang Qing's mind, his own character attributes suddenly appeared, as clear as a VR stereo image, this is the legendary virtual technology?

Host: Zhang Qing

Novice Ghost Hunter: Level 1 (After reaching level 9, you will become an entry Ghost Hunter Onmyoji)

Experience Points: 0000/1000

Pretend Forcing Value: 0

Mana: 0

System prompt: Five minutes later, Liu Xiaoling's ghost is about to appear, the goal is to ask for his own relatives, please prepare in advance to catch the evil ghost.

Zhang Qing's eyes widened, he was in a trance, it felt unreal, and then he was extremely excited and ecstatic!

Isn't this the cheat system that you often see in novels?

I have such a day!!

Ghost hunting system?

Nima's.

Is there really a ghost in this world?

When Zhang Qing was in the direction of the toilet, a panting girl came running, looking about eighteen years old, looking like a pair of watery eyes, very cute.

Although she is wearing mourning clothes, she can see that the figure under the mourning clothes is prominent, and Ana is colorful, which makes people reverie.

The girl also saw Zhang Qing, and immediately exclaimed, "Zhang Qing? ”

"Liu Xinyu!"

When Zhang Qing saw the girl, he instantly felt that the sky was dark, he wouldn't be so coincidental, right?

Liu Xinyu, a high school goddess-level school flower, the people who chase her can line up on the highway, but the most important thing is that Zhang Qing and her are still classmates!

However, it was such a coincidence.

Liu Xinyu was shocked and angry, pointed at Zhang Qing's nose with a white and tender finger, and scolded: "Bastard, you were the one who was in the toilet just now?" ”

Liu Xinyu was really angry, the thin piece of paper just now that couldn't be thinner, almost didn't make her cry, her ass was too big, so she used it carefully, she had never felt so aggrieved and embarrassed, and now when she came back, she had to bring the paper back and continue to wipe her ass.

She is a goddess-level school flower, this kind of messy thing is actually related to this bastard, maybe Zhang Qing will go to the school to bewitch the public, what will happen to her reputation at that time.

Zhang Qing saw that the situation was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Donor, you have recognized the wrong person, the poor monk is lonely." ”

Liu Xinyu was wearing mourning clothes and shouted angrily: "Lonely your sister, Miss Ben who turned into ashes knows you, and she actually deceived and came to your aunt's house, and you have good fruit to eat."

Speaking of which, there is also a bad fate, Liu Xinyu was deceived by Zhang Qing of eighty yuan at school.

It doesn't matter if this money is the most important thing for Liu Xin's tone, Zhang Qing told her that the peach blossoms are coming, and she can meet the prince charming in her heart in the big square where she turns left at the school intersection.

She knows this guy in front of her, who turned to ashes.

Zhang Qing made a bitter face, it was really troublesome to meet this school flower.

The quarrel between the two quickly attracted people in the mourning hall, and a middle-aged man came over and asked, "Xinyu, what's going on?" ”

Liu Xinyu pointed at Chu Hao and said, "Uncle, he is my high school classmate, his name is Zhang Qing, not a monk, this person is a dancing god, a charlatan." ”

How can Zhang Qing let her expose it! Hurriedly said: "Donor, you may have recognized the wrong person, the poor monk doesn't know what you said about Zhang Qing, who has been learning Taoism with his master since he was a child, and his law name is lonely." ”

The middle-aged man looked at Zhang Qing, this little monk was about eighteen years old, with a smooth head and monk's robe, delicate and honest, not like a liar.

"Xinyu, did you recognize the wrong person?"

Hearing that the uncle didn't believe herself, Liu Xinyu became even more angry, her breasts kept rising and falling, she strode towards Zhang Qing, and slapped Zhang Qing's bald head.

Liu Xinyu smiled brightly: "I heard that you usually like to dress up, your bald head is fake, right?" ”

Then, with a hard pull, a piece of face was removed, and Zhang Qing's hair was exposed.

Zhang Qing secretly scolded those bastards who actually sold themselves.

"Huh?"

The middle-aged man looked at it, his face showing anger.

There are dead people in the family, and the mood is not very good, and now there are still liars who deceive them into the mourning hall, which is a great shame.

The middle-aged man snapped and said, "Get out." ”

The two men hurriedly stepped forward and glared at Zhang Qing viciously, as if they wanted to swallow him alive, and in normal times, they would definitely beat this liar severely.

Zhang Qing was anxious, and he couldn't care so much, and said, "Wait....... I came here for a reason, your mother-in-law Liu or something is coming to ask for the soul, you can't drive me away. ”

Zhang Qing's words made everyone present look at him like a fool.

All the relatives present were the relatives of the old lady, and when they heard what Zhang Qing was saying, their eyes widened with anger, and their faces were extremely ugly.

"Throw it out."

The two men grabbed Zhang Qing and threw it outside the mourning hall.

He fell on his heel and ate a mouthful of mud and dust.

"Don't let me see you again, or I'll break your legs." The two young men were still vicious, turned around and left.

Zhang Qing stood up, looked displeased, spit out the mud in his mouth, and said, "Phew... Bah.... I'm really unlucky today, how did I meet Liu Xinyu, a dead girl. ”

It seems that the two hundred yuan for the practice is in vain, and this is his food money for the next week? It's distressing to think about it.

With a gloomy face, he was about to leave.

Suddenly, a cold wind hit behind Zhang Qing, and he shivered, as if he had been thrown into an ice cave in an instant.

When I turned around, there was nothing in the courtyard, it was pitch black, it was very silent, even the silence was terrifying.

"The yin wind is coming, is it true that what the system says is true, Liu Xiaoling is here?"

As soon as Zhang Qing thought of the system's reminder, he was a little scared when Liu Xiaoling came to ask for his soul a minute later.

He patted his head, "I have a pretending system, afraid of hair?" ”

Suddenly, there was a scream from inside the mourning hall.

"Ahh

What kind of scream is that?

The throat emits hundreds of decibels, which can shatter glass and sting eardrums.

The door of the mourning hall closed with a "bang", and when such a strange thing happened, Zhang Qing was frightened, and his face turned pale.

"System prompt: Liu Xiaoling is coming, the first target is Liu Xinyu."

Zhang Qing was still in a daze, when he heard the voice of the system, which brought him back to his senses.

Not only did I think of Liu Xinyu's pure and lovely appearance, although the two had nothing to do with each other, a school goddess, and a poor dick who even had a problem eating, but over the years, he couldn't see death without saving him.

Zhang Qing slapped himself and said angrily: "You have the system in your hands, I have it in the world, what the hell, God, afraid of chicken feathers!" ”

"Open my Starter Pack." Zhang Qing said in his consciousness.

"Ding...... Get a bottle of Tears from the Open Sky Cow. ”

"Ding...... Obtain a primary Maoshan robe. ”

"Ding...... Obtain the Novice Peachwood Sword. ”

"Ding...... Obtain five Red Dragon Runes. ”

In Zhang Qing's mind, the sound of system prompts kept appearing, which made his body shake and his eyes glow.