221 This chapter is a spoof, enter with caution!!

In order to celebrate Xiang Wutang Hanshoe becoming the owner of this book, a special chapter is added to show gratitude.

Xiao P's beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, as if the blue eyes were the same as the back, only a layer of ocean tide remained, but it was the largest layer of waves in the entire sea, surging towards Johnson and the others: "If you can't complete today's homework arrangement, Sally in the laboratory still lacks a playmate." ”

With a swish, Johnson and a few people disappeared into all corners of the room with textbooks, Mei Yu looked at Xiao P and asked curiously, "Sally?" ”

Xiao P's squinted eyes bent upward, with a little narrow smile, Mei Yu almost thought she was dazzled, but she heard Xiao P say seriously: "Sally is two years old, with a round body, pink skin, sweet and cute." ”

Gilts of appropriate age......

Mei Yu guessed the answer accurately, no wonder Johnson and the soles of their feet were smeared with oil.

Mei Yu was about to say a few good words to a few boys, and the mobile phone rang again, this time it was the director Hank, and the director, who is usually a little crazy, had a loud voice at this time even more terrifying: "AY, have you watched TE/TV?" I've already been contacted by several newspapers and interview sections, and if you want to do an interview, are you interested? ”

Interview? Mei Yu was stunned, pondered for a moment, and politely refused: "Director Hank, you know that my English is very PR, and I am afraid that participating in the interview will have the opposite effect, and now, except for running a trick in the campus choir, I don't have any qualifications to make a move." ”

Hank nodded again and again: "AY, you said a lot, let's wait for you to make more films, I'm very optimistic about you, you're really a cover." I've already spoken to a couple of directors I know well, and they promised that if there is a suitable role, they will give priority to you. ”

Mei Yu was stunned for a moment, and immediately thanked him with joy: "Thank you so much, I will remember your kindness." ”

With director Hank's kind words, I believe that her future career in the film will be much smoother, which is like an employee getting a recommendation letter with a positive evaluation from his boss before changing jobs, which is conducive to finding a new job.

A few more polite words with Hank. Meiyu hung up the phone, a deep smile bloomed on her face, Hank's recommendation was the best news of the day.

The results of the campus choir belong to the entire crew. Hank's personal recommendation, but it was given to her.

Later, Meiyu received a lot of congratulatory text messages, all of which were sent by the crew members of the campus choir. Mei Yu's fingertips kept swiping across the screen of her mobile phone, replying to their text messages one by one.

Xiao P looked at her in a hurry from the side, raised his eyebrows, and said coolly: "Idiot." Don't you know about copy and paste? ”

Mei Yu's hands stiffened, and she silently began to copy and paste.

Wait until she's done replying to all the texts. Her neck was so sore that she couldn't lift it, she stretched out her right hand and pinched the root of her neck vigorously, raised her head and turned around twice, her head was not lowered, and there were two consecutive prompts in her ears, and two new text messages.

The first letter was Jiang Fan's, and the tone was relaxed, "Xiaomeizi, you really surprised me, you became a mysterious Asian beauty so quickly." Your three-turn body is so beautiful, I made it into a computer desktop, don't you mind. ”

Little plums. Big brother, are you planning to ask us to be transgender eunuchs or to rub oil through homophony? What a big star. If you have nothing to do, just go to gossip websites.

Mei Yu shouted frantically in her heart, mind, she always minds, as soon as Comrade Jiang returns to China, she will be found dead ah, Jiang Xin is quite a calm madman.

In the past, Jiang Fan once had a rumored girlfriend, who was a newcomer who had just debuted, but was boycotted by Jiang Xin, and these maniacs connected together to expose the girl's flesh to the kindergarten to pee her pants, not to mention how many boyfriends she had, and the eighteenth generation of her ancestors was dug out of the grave.

Mei Yu's little heart trembled for a moment, and replied cautiously: "That's my honor, Your Highness." ”

Xiao P watched coldly, touched his lips up and down, and coldly spit out two words: "Hypocrisy." ”

The words are round and pure Chinese, Mei Yu's heart raised high instantly fell down, shattered into countless petals, this is whose child lacks virtue, quickly take it back, don't release it to harm people, a rabies vaccine is very expensive.

Mei Yu's hands were bruised, and her mobile phone was drenched with sweat, if it was a piece of bread, she would have been pinched into a ball by this time.

I remembered that there was a text message that I didn't read, Mei Yu forcibly suppressed the evil fire in her heart, and it was useless to be angry with Xiao P, this kid had a very poisonous mouth, and he had to find something to do if he had nothing to do, according to Amy's private revelation, this inhuman guy has always wanted to use living people for biological experiments.

The second letter was KING's, "AY, your three-time body is so beautiful, I made it into a computer background, don't you mind?!" ”

Mei Yu gritted his silver teeth and replied hatefully: "Mind, I mind too much." ”

There are two words in my ear: "Shameless." ”

Mei wiper raised her head, staring at Xiao P, is it unbearable, she lowered her eyes, and saw Xiao P's white and tender hands moving back and forth on the computer keyboard, his hands are very beautiful, and his white skin is faintly cyan, as if it is a bloodshot jade.

Mei Yu stretched out her right hand as fast as lightning, grabbed Xiao P's right hand, and sent it to her mouth and bit it hard......

Johnson, who had been spying on the two siblings' every move, looked at the scene in front of them with wide eyes, their mouths opened in surprise, and the textbooks in their hands fell to the ground with a thud.

Amy was the first to react, he and Xiao P Meiyu lived the longest, and his immunity was relatively strong.

Amy rushed over with an arrow, hugged Meiyu tightly, and shouted hoarsely: "Loosen up, hurry up, you will be killed!" ”

I can't help it, Amy used her native language, the word KI was unusually harsh, and saved Johnson and several people from his sluggish state, and several boys pounced together, but no one dared to touch Xiao P, one or two came to pull Meiyu.

Finally removed Mei Yu's mouth from Xiao P's hand, looking at the pink tooth marks on the back of Xiao P's white hand, and there was faint blood identification, several teenagers shivered together, and they didn't dare to look up at Xiao P's face.

Xiao P calmly stroked his hands, looked at the red-eyed Meiyu, and said calmly: "I'm going to get a rabies vaccine." ”

Johnson and the others were stunned, ancestors, don't you two play? As innocent passers-by, they feel stressed.

Whoa!

Mei Yu went on a rampage again, and she roared angrily: "Let me go, I'm going to bite him to death!" ”

Xiao P snapped the computer notebook and swept Johnson and a few people, under this powerful pressure, Johnson and several people, including Amy, all bowed their heads deeply, and their legs trembled, God, I will serve you all my life, please save us from the devil!

In the end, the blue eyes went straight to the black eyes, one was bottomless, the other was burning with raging flames, the erupting volcano retreated in front of the endless ocean, the flames in Meiyu's eyes gradually dissipated, she folded her eyes, and vaguely remembered that she seemed to have done something great just now.

It felt very cool, like when I played a chivalrous girl before, I beat thirteen ruffians in a row, and it was as if I was standing in the ring, knocking down countless challengers, and finally my legs trembled and the referee grabbed my right hand and raised it high.

The tide of pleasure generally receded, followed by a wave of fear, Mei Yu barely squeezed out a smile, tried her best to make her face kind, and asked in a gentle tone: "Baby, I'm sorry, my sister didn't mean it, does it still hurt?" ”

As Mei Yu's own brother, Amy was fortunate to watch this heartwarming scene, many years later, as the younger brother of a big star and a big scientist, explorer Amy said the following when interviewed:

"The most terrifying thing in my dangerous and exciting adventure was not the expedition in the Pyramid of Khufu, nor the pursuit of the Mayan ruins in the primeval forest and strayed into a cannibal tribe, but at the age of sixteen, it was so terrifying that I almost thought the end of the world had come."

Weirdly, Xiao P's face slowly bloomed with a sweet smile, the smile was beautiful and pure, as if the white sand on the beach that had been washed by the sea for thousands of years, and like a rainbow after the summer rain, more precisely, the smile of an angel, at the door of heaven to every trembling soul......

Xiao P didn't speak, opened the laptop, and after tapping on it for a while, turned the screen to Meiyu, and his voice was calm: "Death or surrender?" ”

Johnson's heads immediately leaned forward together, trying to see what was on the screen clearly, and after scanning them twice, the boys' faces changed greatly, and they hurriedly took two steps back, leaving Meiyu alone in place.

Mei Yu took a deep breath, squinted her eyes and looked at the screen, her face suddenly changed greatly, she didn't care about her image, and scolded: "People die and birds face the sky, they don't die for thousands of years, there is a kind of coming to Lao Tzu!" Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated! ”

Killing people is not too much, Mei Yu really became a martyr today, majestic on all sides, and he also felt hearty, and he always wanted to teach PETER this guy a good lesson one day, and this evil breath was extremely refreshing.

Xiao P crossed his fingers with his hands, glanced at Mei Yu deeply, and asked again, "Are you sure?" ”

Mei Yu held on, straightened her back, looked ahead and looked at death as if she were at home, shook her hair in a chic manner, and expressed her decision with movements.

Xiao P's slender fingers lightly pressed two keys, the computer interface switched, and an empty room appeared, Mei Yu looked at it in confusion, a little puzzled what Xiao P meant, looked at it, her face was pale, she hung her head softly, raised her right hand, and said weakly: "I surrender." ”

Xiao P nodded with satisfaction, turned off the video interface, and Mei Yu was dressed in civilian clothes, leaning against the window and looking at the bright moon in the sky, unspeakably suave, only Mei Yu knew, this was the scene where she was figuring out the script, and in five minutes, she was going to change into pajamas, if this video was posted on the Internet by the demon lord...... (To be continued.) , () Vote for recommendation, monthly pass,,。