Chapter 58: Professional Liars
Woe to Genesis Chapter 58 Professional Liar Ling Wu Water Sleeve
Woe to Genesis
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Professional Liars
"Xiaoyun, do you know. Every time I come here, I can make you laugh, and that feeling is as if the whole world has brightened up all at once, like the sound of the first flowers blooming in spring, and like the breath of the first melting of winter snow...... I believe that in the dark, there must be some story between you and me......" When approaching, Yun Qianqian could vaguely hear the man expressing his feelings affectionately.
Yun Qianqian inexplicably glanced at a small green-level equipment of the warrior mainstream that the two of them were holding together, and then looked at the strange-looking stall player in front of the dog man and woman, scratching his head, he really couldn't figure out how this man thought of a woman's laughter at such a time...... It seems that the environment is not quite right, but these words are not bad to put in a beautiful mountain field, and maybe they can lead to a wonderful field battle. But at a roadside stall......
This is like a person carrying a vegetable basket to buy vegetables, squatting in front of someone's stall, but picking up a cabbage without asking the price or picking, putting it in his hand while caressing the vegetable leaves while sighing with emotion: "Oh...... Seeing this cabbage, my whole life seems to have become full, this is the condensation of life, this is the affectionate call of spring, this is the ......"...... This is absolutely going to be arrested as a nervous disorder!
And what Yun Qianqian hates the most is those who don't study elementary school Chinese rhetoric well. People who deliberately show that they have depth, and they have nothing to do with the "voice" of flowers...... MD people are all used to see the flowers blooming, as far as you can still listen, the literary and artistic petty bourgeoisie in these years is also neatly set up in a fantasy style!
But if you are serious, this man's methods make her a little familiar, as if she has seen it before......
"Heavenly King Covers the Tiger!" Yun Qianqian ignored the man who was a little inexplicably familiar, but still walked straight to Xiaoyun, who was listening intoxicated, and lowered her voice with a smile to give people such a sentence.
Xiaoyun and the man were originally smiling lightly at each other, and their eyebrows were full of affection when they were passionate. Hearing this, he was stunned, and then raised his head from the stall together...... Then, the former instantly changed color after seeing Yun Qianqian, and the latter was instantly confused.
"Xiaoyun, your friend?!" The man looked at Yun Qianqian for a while, then turned his head and asked suspiciously.
"......" Xiaoyun was speechless, she didn't know how to answer this question.
"Hello, hello, I heard that you are Xiaoyun's husband?!" Yun Qianqian was familiar, stepped forward and grabbed the paw of the familiar man and shook it up and down, patted the other party's shoulder enthusiastically, and praised with admiration: "The little white face is a good mix, and I heard that Longteng's godsister and you also have a leg?!" It just so happens that I also have a bit of a friendship with Long Teng, do you want me to help you maneuver around it and let you blossom at both ends?! "Hmm...... I feel that the voice sounds a little familiar, but I can't remember who it is...... Who the hell is it?! Incomprehensible......
Yun Qianqian was puzzled here, but the man over there changed color after hearing her words, what kind of woman is this, you say she is hostile, people seem to be very sincere, but you have to say that she is not hostile. What people say sounds like a fierce level, and no matter how you taste it, it feels like irony......
"Uh...... Thank you for the bother, I still don't need it......" After thinking about it for a long time, the man finally only held back such a sentence. He really can't do anything, although he can be regarded as having traveled from south to north, but the level of this conversation in front of him is obviously not what he can cope with at his current level.
"What do you want to do again?!" Xiaoyun originally just wanted to be a silent lamb, but when she heard Yun Qianqian's words, it was obvious that she couldn't be silent anymore, so she stood up angrily and anxiously, and questioned Yun Qianqian's intention to stir up the situation.
Yun Qianqian temporarily gave up and continued to think about the identity of a man, but still comforted Xiaoyun in a good voice: "It's nothing, don't be nervous, don't be nervous!" Look at your urgency...... I just passed by and heard the sound of flowers blooming, thinking that I had never heard of it, so I came to practice it out of curiosity, and if you are not happy, then when I don't exist, you continued, I was silent next to me. And if you really don't like me, take a hundred and eighty gold out, and I can't consider taking the money and leaving on the spot......"
"You ......" Xiao Yun's paragraph was a little lower after all, and his face was red because of Yun Qianqian's answer. But I couldn't find the right words to refute it.
After all, the man doesn't just listen to the straw bales that bloom, when he saw the tense posture of the two women, he guessed that the two were not like his imaginary best friends, thinking of this, the man smiled and stepped forward to answer politely: "This girl, I still have something to do with Xiaoyun, so let's go first." ”
"Yes, yes! We've got something to do! Xiao Yun answered angrily, grabbed the man's arm, and glared at Yun Qianqian.
The man smiled apologetically, didn't want to say more, and just turned around and left. Yun Qianqian smiled, gestured to Jiuye and the others who were relieved, and said goodbye, and then quickly abandoned these unentertaining men and caught up with the pace of Xiaoyun and the others in front.
"Why are you following us?!" As Xiao Yun walked, he found the oil bottle behind him, and finally went a little crazy. "Huh" turned around and asked angrily.
"The road is facing the sky, go to each side! If you can walk this road, I can't walk it?! Yun Qianqian retorted angrily.
"You ......" Xiaoyun was angry, the man pulled her and whispered to reassure: "Xiaoyun, don't be angry, let's just treat her as if she doesn't exist!" ”
Xiaoyun was embarrassed for a moment, thinking about it, she can only be like this, she is a lady, she can't be angry, she can't be sprinkled on the street, and she can't ...... Roar! This woman is so infuriating.
"Humph! Love and follow, you woman is so shameless! Xiao Yun glared at Yun Qianqian fiercely, pulled the man to his back, and made up his mind not to pay attention to the person behind him again. If she loves to follow, let her follow! Anyway, I don't care about her. Let's see what else she can do.
Yun Qianqian happily watched Xiaoyun and the man turn around and leave, without any embarrassment and sense of loss being ignored. Look, the lethality of your little complaint to my sister is too low, today I will let you see what it means to be cheeky...... Belch! No, how can I be cheeky, I just have a good temper, so I am not shocked, so the clouds are light and the wind is light, so ......
Xiaoyun is a pure woman, the so-called pure woman, which means that she has the feelings that ordinary little women have, and she is easy to be sensual...... She came out at this time, originally planning to date the man next to her, there have been too many things in the past few days, plus the second daughter husband snatching incident has just ended, in order to prevent the picture of the two of them from being seen and passed out to stimulate the MM of Longteng, the little couple has been very low-key for a while, and they haven't appeared together for a long time.
And after not seeing each other for so long, today finally has time to meet, and the two are naturally like a long drought and a rainstorm, and dry firewood meets a fire...... The atmosphere is getting more and more ambiguous, the air is getting warmer and hotter, and JQ, which has been accumulated for a long time, is about to be touched. As a result, Yun Qianqian's appearance was like a basin of cold water poured on his head, which poured cold on the two poor little men and women.
Xiaoyun felt that nothing could be worse than this. I remember that when she was with the world, although she felt a little sorry for Brother Hai in her heart, the relationship between the two was smooth and smooth, and the world knew how to cherish herself, and this alone was better than Brother Hai. Then, the man even had a good development, and he was about to become the new head of the regiment...... But just when everything was going well, the huge cup suddenly arrived. This unknown woman named Peach Duoduo suddenly appeared, and shamelessly put a coffee table in front of her life path and the world......
"Guess what that woman is trying to do?!" After walking for a while, the man maintained a shallow smile like a spring breeze on his face, and there was still a doting emotion in his eyes, but he lowered his voice and whispered to Xiaoyun's face, and said something that didn't match the expression on his face at all. If others just look at this posture, at most they will only think that the two of them are there, and they will not guess the content of the conversation at all.
"I don't know." Xiaoyun gritted her teeth, at this time she deeply felt her powerlessness, with the thinking of a normal person, she wanted to substitute the character of the fruit and guess the purpose of the latter, this is really an impossible task.
"Why don't we teleport somewhere else?! As long as we turned out of the teleportation array, she probably couldn't have guessed where we had chosen. The man thought about it and sighed helplessly.
Xiaoyun bit his lower lip and thought about it, and after being embarrassed for a while, he sighed and shook his head: "But Brother Xing, now the outside is preparing to do the pet egg task, and there is chaos everywhere in the wild...... This main city is in a prosperous station, so there are many fewer people in Longteng, and if we go to another map, maybe it will be discovered by Longteng's people at some point......"
When the man heard it, he was really embarrassed, the conscience of heaven and earth, he just wanted to make a girl to adjust his life, but he didn't want to pay any blood price for it! Although Longteng's MM has been very quiet recently, and I heard that the other party has also found a new target, who knows if this is a trick?! Take a step back and say, even if the other party is really diverted by other men, but one yard is one yard, and it is still a fact that he has thrown off others, in case people have forgotten about it, and as a result, he came to the front of him, which reminded people of that bad memory, and in a fit of anger, he ordered to pick himself up or something, so how wronged he was......
Thinking of this, the man was finally depressed, the gentle smile on his face remained unchanged, and he took Xiaoyun's shoulder and asked, "So who is that woman?!" "This kind of fierce and coquettish character. I vaguely seem to be about ...... Heard it in the regiment?!
Xiaoyun snorted, and said angrily not very happily: "This woman is a lot of peaches." ”
"Uh......" The man was shocked and shocked, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and after reacting, he almost didn't learn the woman and screamed: "She's a peach duoduo?!" ”
Only then did the man know who was the person who was following him and Xiaoyun with a dead skin. If you want to say that good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles. It's the same in the game.,Learning from Lei Feng to talk about the news of dedication is generally not willing to publicize.,And who's who's and where heels and where's the head.,Or who's choking up.,This kind of news is everyone's favorite.。
Don't say anything about the declining world or anything like that, give you two books to choose from, one is "The History of Marxist-Leninist Philosophy" and the other is "The Bitterness Behind a Generation of Female Stars", which one will be chosen is not a matter of obvious things in front of you! Of course, if you choose a book just to put it on the shelf to show off your level and connotation, then you don't say anything......
In recent days, in the most popular news in Genesis, the shadow of this peach has appeared nine times out of ten, either as the main or as a match, but no matter which performance is concerned, the peach is recognized as the representative of the shameless villain in Genesis, which is absolutely certain.
As the saying goes, only women and villains are difficult to raise...... This fruit is a very coquettish direct combination of the two, but also the despicable in the mean, difficult to raise, its reputation is immense, has transcended the geographical limitations, until the ...... Well, everyone understands!
So after hearing such a thunderous name as Peach Duoduo, the man really didn't know what kind of reaction to give.
"Yes! It's that peach duoduo, I used to be with my brother in the world...... Well, when we were together in the sea and sky, it was this woman who spoke ill of us to other people, and then the world had to quit the group! Xiaoyun said in a hateful voice, and couldn't help but remember the years with the world. Although this is not bad in front of me, but unfortunately there is no power, and in the past, the world was almost able to become the new head of Haitian Yise.
"This handsome guy, when did you join Haitian Yise?!" During the discussion, Yun Qianqian didn't know when she stepped forward and greeted the man next to Xiaoyun with a smile.
"What the hell are you here for?!" Xiaoyun wanted to run away and yelled angrily.
"Can't I even flirt with a handsome guy?! It's your business again?! This man belongs to your family?! Yun Qianqian roared back, rightly arrogant.
Because of Brother Hai's relationship, Yun Qianqian didn't want to see Xiaoyun, the other party was comfortable, she felt uncomfortable, and the other party was uncomfortable, so she felt extraordinarily comfortable...... It is typical to build one's own happiness on the pain of others.
In this way, Yun Qianqian followed behind Xiaoyun and the others, happily playing a threesome with others, and being disturbed like this, Xiaoyun and the man also completely lost the idea of dating, and after being helpless, the man and Xiaoyun discussed, or break up on the spot and go their separate ways, and see you another day.
After the man saw Xiaoyun leave, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't need to look to know that as soon as Xiaoyun left like this, the fruit must have followed her, and when he met someone for the first time, they shouldn't have come for him......
The man who finally relaxed turned around after thinking about it, and was about to leave in a good mood, but a kind smiling face suddenly appeared in front of him, which suddenly made the man's heart cold - what's wrong?! What did you provoke her?! Why are you staring at yourself, it's wrong......
Could it be that she watched the two of her break up, so she didn't plan to continue to follow either side?! The man pondered suspiciously, and while thinking about it, he tentatively walked out of a hundred meters, and when he turned around, a certain fruit still did not leave an inch, and followed him.
"......" the man was speechless.
"Hehe......" Yun Qianqian smiled sweetly.
"This girl, Xiaoyun has already left, what are you still trying to do with me now?!" The man wiped his face and spoke helplessly. Anyway, he wouldn't think that the other party suddenly took a fancy to him, there must be some reason in it.
Yun Qianqian smiled and said: "It's nothing, I'm not interested in Xiaoyun now, I just want to observe and observe you, don't mind, just treat me as air!" ”
“…… Mingren doesn't say secret words, is the girl looking for me to have something to talk about?! The man asked cautiously after a few seconds of silence.
"No, no, I'm doing this purely out of love and appreciation for a handsome guy...... You don't have to mind! The more Yun Qianqian smiled, the brighter she became, and her expression was so sincere that people couldn't bear to believe her.
The man was suspicious and suspicious, his eyebrows were almost wrinkled into knots, and he hesitated for a while before carefully discussing with someone: "Here's the thing, first of all, I'm not familiar with you, and secondly, I have to do a mission next, so ......"
"Then I'll help you do the task! I'm very good, and the salary is low, I guarantee that you will never lose money after hiring me! ”
In fact, like under normal circumstances, Yun Qianqian's request is easy to embarrass. Not everyone is willing to let others know or participate in their own tasks, after all, knowing people and knowing faces do not know their hearts, even if they know each other, if it is just a general relationship, everyone should be on guard and have to be on guard, otherwise it is not impossible if there is something to do with money, or even to die for money.
Generally, as long as the game time is a little longer, we all know that sometimes we should leave some space for each other, don't get tired and crooked and want to stick together, if you make it better, people know that you are stupid and lack of eyes, if you encounter suspicions, you will directly suspect that you have other plans.
For example, in reality, if you take a bank card to withdraw money at the ATM, if you go with a sensible white-collar team, you know that you have to stand a meter away and wait, otherwise you can't tell if you have less money in the card in the future, and only those who lack the heart and eyes will gather in groups to enter the password together, and most of these people are tide girls and female students.
The man stared at Yun Qianqian for three minutes, and he didn't see if he was lacking in heart or if he had other plans, so he said with a big grin that he wanted to go on a mission with him, could she consider her own position first?! …… Men are stimulated.
“…… I can't take outsiders with me on this mission! The man simply said something straight.
"Is it true or false......" Yun Qianqian saw that the other party was dry, and he simply said directly: "To be honest, I have always felt that your behavior is a little familiar, but I can't remember it all of a sudden...... But one thing is certain, you are not sincere in chasing Xiaoyun, right?! ”
"How so?!" The man's eyes widened and he looked shocked, covered his chest violently, and looked at Yun Qianqian with a very hurt expression: "How can you doubt my feelings for Xiaoyun?!" She is my goddess, and my life has only begun to fill with color since the day I met her, and I ......"
"Is it your IQ problem or do you think I have a IQ problem?!" Yun Qianqian despises looking at men.
"......" dead rotten fruit, sure enough, the real person is as annoying as rumored! The man grinded his teeth, his face changed in blue and white, and finally stopped the performance stupidly, and coughed dryly: "What do you want?!" ”
"Refreshing!" Yun Qianqian praised it, and suddenly summoned a bolt of lightning to slash down, splitting a big stone beside him in half, his face instantly sank, and he said seriously: "It's torture time, you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become your last words!" …… Name! ”
“…… Heaven walking. ”
"Career!"
"Thieves."
"Gender!"
"I'm sorry, but I'll start over for a while...... Race! ”……
At the end of the three-minute interrogation, Heaven Walking looked at Yun Qianqian helplessly: "Can I go now?!" ”
"One last question...... What are your intentions for Haitian Isse?! ”
"I swear by my personality that I have absolutely no intentions for Haitian Isse!" Heaven Walking's face turned pale, and he said with a righteous awe.
"Okay, now the personality is all sold in the wholesale market for 3 cents a catty, if you are really sincere, just take 500 gold out to make a system contract, if you do anything that damages the overall and reputation of Haitian Yishi, then 500 gold will belong to me, how?!" Yun Qianqian sincerely suggested after despising one.
Heaven Walking was deeply embarrassed, thinking that he really couldn't make this contract, so he smirked and tried to get by. Yun Qianqian looked at it and snorted coldly: "At your level, you still want to make the beautiful man plan to separate the sea and the sky...... It's not that I'm talking about you, those lines of your bubble Xiaoyun are outdated, and I'm embarrassed to vomit when I hear it. ”
The two of them have already talked about this, and the man is embarrassed to continue pretending, mainly because he knows that the other party has seen through it, and it is pointless to pretend again. So he smiled and apologized embarrassedly: "Sister Peach, I have heard of your previous deeds since joining Haitian Yishi, since you have understood it in your heart, then I will not be ambiguous...... There are 100 gold in the world, let me collapse the sea and sky, I just took the lead with Xiaoyun not long ago, and I only had time to figure out the hostile incident of the dragon last time, but I didn't expect that the back was also suppressed by you, and now I haven't had time to do anything else, you see ......"
"I don't care if the sea and the sky are broken, but when it comes to Brother Hai, I can't help but ask a few words." Yun Qianqian was amused by the other party's frankness: "I said, you won't show your face, so you plan to retreat by yourself, so you will be honest with me, right?!" ”
"Aren't we all out to eat two mouthfuls of food, we are not as coquettish as the killer, and we fight all our lives to complete the task or something...... To put it bluntly, we are a little liar, we can cheat if we can cheat, and if we can't cheat, we will withdraw, act when we see the opportunity, see the wind and rudder, and see ...... Anyway, we are all familiar with this routine, and it is not worth getting into trouble with others. Heaven Walking frankly admitted, not ashamed of his profession at all, looking at his expression, that demeanor, there seemed to be a little bit of pride, there was a kind of everyone who was stupid and I woke up...... Translated, it is also the feeling of "everyone is stupid X, only I am cow X".
However, the attitude of walking in heaven also represents the mentality of most people playing games, games are relaxing, and generally no one will want to make themselves uncomfortable, and play a game as tiring as real life. So the consideration of the players here is much simpler than reality, no matter what it is, do it if you are happy, and do it if you are not happy. It doesn't matter if it's murder and arson, or field group P.
If this is a liar in reality, it is so simple for Heaven to walk and withdraw from it, to clear the name, to end the unfinished tasks and aftermath, to ...... How easy it is in the game, whether the master wants to do it or not depends on his mood.
"Okay, if you don't continue to toss, I won't be embarrassed by you, let's look at it myself......" Yun Qianqian praised Heaven Walking: "Fortunately, you retreated quickly, if you have to insist on your opinion, in fact, I can find the Internet police to arrest your ......" I can really find it, anyway, there are four ready-made in the list of friends, and it is unlikely that the nature of this Heaven Walking in front of me will be convicted, and it is famous to chase and kill a few levels......
"...... "Heaven Walking Khan, Great Khan, for the first time understood what it meant to collude with officials and bandits...... With the reputation of this fruit in front of her, she is embarrassed to find the Internet police to preside over justice?!
A major event was solved, Yun Qianqian re-contacted Jiuye and the others, and before he turned around and walked away a few steps, Brother Hai's message had already flown in: "Peach, there is a person in the group called Heaven Walking who suddenly quit the group, and he also deleted the friends of the people in the group, and now everyone can't contact him, Xiaoyun cried and shouted that it must be you who did it...... "Listening to this helpless voice, Brother Hai must be having a headache now, and it is estimated that he is being entangled, so I came to ask what happened."
"Hmm...... Heaven walks and doesn't retreat from the group, it's my business! ”
"Xiaoyun said that before she separated from Heaven Walk, it was you who followed them all the time......" Brother Hai wiped his sweat in his heart, and he really didn't dare to make this fruit angry.
"I've offended people every way I walk?!" Yun Qianqian was angry.
“…… Actually, I didn't want to help Xiaoyun, but I was very curious to hear it, Heaven Walking actually didn't do anything wrong, he just accidentally provoked a little more peach blossoms......" Brother Hai swallowed: "Uh...... Peaches, they say you drove heaven away for me?! ”
"......" Who TMD dumps pink bubbles indiscriminately?!
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