Chapter 14: Teasing and Robbery
Yun Xin and Xu Banxian walked out of the museum and returned to the house where they were temporarily living the same way.
Because she was afraid that Qin Feifei would come back, Yun Xin had been wandering around the city, and she hoped that when Qin Feifei came back, she would be able to, because in this world, except for Qin Feifei's parents who had been away from home for many years, Yun Xin was her only family.
It's been a month, if she can come back, she will come back a long time ago, and now Qin Feifei is either dead, or she can't come back because of unavoidable reasons, if that's the case, Feifei has double abilities, and the Qiankun bag also contains a lot of supplies, she should be fine.
If the injured man told the truth, it was not safe for them to continue to stay in the city, ordinary zombies and first-level zombies were not the same concept, if Yun Xin could kill more than thirty ordinary zombies at a time, but the evolved first-level zombies not only had intelligence, but also had the same abilities as humans, then Qin Feifei felt that she might try her best to kill one, as for a group, don't even think about it.
Yun Xin decided to go to the establishment, so she said to Xu Banxian, "Banxian, let's go, we have to go to the base." ”
After the words fell, he got up and walked out of the house without his head.
Xu Banxian trotted up and asked, "Boss, boss, if we leave, what if Sister Fei Fei suddenly comes back?" ”
"Don't worry, your sister Feifei is a cat and has nine lives." Yun Xin replied.
"Ah, I know dogs, sheep, and cats?" Xu Banxian looked confused.
"Yes, why not, there are still people who are cheap." Yun Xin replied very seriously.
"Cheap? Who? Xu Banxian humbly asked.
"Far away, close at hand." The words fell, and he also glanced at Xu Banxian.
Xu Banxian stopped, seriously thinking about the meaning of this sentence, and suddenly, it dawned on him, "Boss, you call me cheap." ”
It's just that Yun Xin's figure had already walked far away, and Xu Banxian hurriedly trotted to catch up.
Yun Xin knew that the nearest base was the Red Sun Base, but he didn't know where it was, and he originally wanted to arrest someone to ask, but he didn't see two figures except for the walking dead on the street, and when the two people didn't know where to go, two people suddenly jumped out.
These two people are tall and short, fat and thin, a little obscene, and their faces are full of pimples.
Among them, the tall man jumped out and blocked the way of Yun Xin and Xu Banxian, only to see him holding a kitchen knife and saying sharply to the two people, "I planted this tree, I opened this road, if you want to pass by from here, leave your life for food." ”
Uh, why does this scene look so familiar, it reminds Yun Xin that he seems to have done this kind of stupid thing, and he still uses it again.
It's just that it's not a family, and if you don't enter a family, these two seem to be two goods?
It's just that before Yun Xin could say anything, Xu Banxian had already blocked Yun Xin with his body, and then said to Yun Xin very tragically, "Boss, go quickly, even if I die, I will stop them for you." ”
Yun Xin slapped Xu Banxian's head with a very unceremonious fist, "I said, let's not be so playful, OK?" ”
"Boss, it hurts." Xu Banxian covered his head and looked at Yun Xin with an aggrieved expression, he wanted to be like in the TV series, a hero to save the beauty, and then let the boss promise him, why didn't the boss follow the routine every time.
"Well deserved." Yun Xin looked at this second goods, and couldn't help rolling his eyes, with this second goods, Yun Xin felt that he was more normal than a normal person.
"Hey, did you listen to me?" The tall man asked Yun Xin and Xu Banxian, "You are being robbed now, you have to be very scared, you have to cooperate with us, how can you still flirt there, do you respect the profession of robbery?" ”
"Yes, you have to respect us." The short man stepped forward to cheer on the tall man.
"Boss, what should I do? Do you want to cooperate with them? Xu Banxian asked towards Yun Xin.
"Cooperate, of course cooperate, two big brothers, I'm sorry, it's the first time you encountered a robbery, and you're not familiar with the process, otherwise, you rob again, we promise to cooperate." Yun Xin said sincerely.
"Shorty, are we going to do it all over again?" The tall man asked the short man.
"Okay, do it all over again." The elf nodded in agreement.
The tall man looked at Yun Xin and said, "Okay, let's do it again, you have to cooperate with me, understand?" ”
"OK, OK, no problem." Yun Xin waved his right hand OK, and nodded again and again to indicate that it was no problem.
"Alright, let's do it again." The tall man cleared his throat.
Before the tall man could shout robbery, Yun Xin was already holding a kitchen knife and shouted, "Robbery." ”
Yun Xin's 'robbery' was so frightened that the tall man who was about to shout 'robbery' swallowed those two words deeply in one breath, and he almost didn't mention it in one breath, and he blushed.
Yun Xin looked sorry, stepped forward and patted the big man's back vigorously and apologized, "Big brother, I'm sorry, I didn't know I scared you, you take a deep breath, yes, don't be able to lift it in one breath, yes." ”
The tall man felt that even if he wasn't swallowed to death, he would be slapped to death by the woman Yun Xin, and he would be a thief. He looked at the dwarf with an aggrieved face and asked, what to do?
Seeing that the tall man was in trouble, the short man hurriedly stepped forward and said sharply, "Don't underestimate our two brothers, we are superpowers. ”
These two people are too obscene, and they can still have abilities, and they asked in disbelief, "Do you have abilities?" ”
The dwarf thought that Yun Xin was afraid, and immediately replied proudly, "That's, what's the matter, I'm afraid." ”
Yun Xin clenched his hands into fists and put them on his chest to make a very scared look, "I'm so scared." ”
Xu Banxian thought that Yun Xin was really scared, and immediately blocked Yun Xin with his body, "Boss, don't be afraid, I will protect you." ”
Yun Xin slapped Xu Banxian away, you are a supporting role, how can there be so many scenes.
Yun Xin turned to the dwarf and asked, "Since you have an ability, what is your ability?" ”
The dwarf said triumphantly, "I'm an earth-based ability, and my buddy is a gold-based ability." ”
Shorty, earth-based ability, he is like that, so Yun Xin can't help but think of Tuxingsun.
Tall, gold-based abilities, if it weren't for that face, the figure would be okay.
The tall man said proudly, "Sister paper, are you afraid, don't worry, as long as you give us food and water, we won't hurt you, we rob with professional ethics, as long as food and water, don't hurt people." ”
I'll go, robbery and work ethic! Yun Xin heard about it for the first time, but when he saw that two people robbed and didn't hurt people, he also had a good impression of them, after all, in the last days, you can encounter robberies anytime and anywhere, they not only rob food, but also snatch women back, as for what to do when you rob them back, you don't write it here. And Yun Xin encountered a lot of robbers, and in the end, those people turned into zombies and were killed by Yun Xin, scum and scum, even if they survived, they continued to plague their compatriots, what was the use of keeping.
Yun Xin nodded and asked curiously, "This is the city, and there is food in the supermarket store, why don't you collect it, but rob it here?" ”
Speaking of this, it immediately caused sadness among the short and tall people.
The tall man's eyes were red, and he said indignantly, "We were also forced to be cornered, we originally lived well in the Red Sun Base, but because of our ugliness, we were deceived by Zhang Daqian's goods." ”
The dwarf man continued, "After we were tricked out, we had nothing but clothes and shoes on us, and we hid all the way here. ”
"yes, the two of us have been hungry for five days, and we don't have the strength to go again, woo." The tall man said the end and began to cry.
Uh, these two or two goods, Yun Xin couldn't help but look at the sky, does she have the physique to attract two goods, otherwise why did she meet all the two goods, so sad. Why don't you let me meet a handsome guy Xiao Xianrou?
The dwarf stepped forward and hugged Yun Xin's thigh and cried, "Sister, you are so good-looking, you must be a kind beauty, you can give us some food and water, please save us two poor people, good people have good rewards." ”
Seeing the dwarf hugging Yunxin's thighs, Xu Banxian's eyes were straight, the boss's thighs could only be hugged by him, he didn't want others to compete for his favor, so he stepped forward and dragged the dwarf away, "Dead dwarf, you are not allowed to hug my boss's thighs, the boss's thighs are thick, so I can only hug them." ”
Nani, she actually said that the old lady has thick legs! Yun Xin slammed his fist on Xu Banxian's head, and scolded, "Can you speak?" ”
Xu Banxian hugged his head and looked aggrieved, "Woo, boss, why are you beating me again!" Then he glared at the short man and the tall man fiercely, just because of the two of them, he has been beaten by the boss today.
Suddenly, the tall man ran up to the short man and muttered in a low voice, "That woman is so violent, I guess it's not easy to deceive, or let's run." ”
"Mom said, violent women can't be provoked, let's flash." The dwarf replied.
So, the tall man and the short man tried to run.
Yun Xin finally met a living person, how could he let them leave.
In terms of running speed, of course, choose Xu Banxian, now Xu Banxian's speed is running so slippery, even the zombies are surrounded by him.
So Yun Xin ordered directly to Xu Banxian, "Banxian, go, catch me back." ”
This tone, a bit like, close the door and let the dog go!
Xu Banxian looked at Yun Xin with a weak face and said, "Boss, I'm hungry and don't have the strength to run." ”
Yun Xin looked at Xu Banxian like that, she didn't know that he was cheating again, but it was not good to develop this habit and she had to change it, so she said to Xu Banxian with a pleasant face, "Banxian, if you can't catch these two people, then you will be punished for not having food for a week." ”
"Boss, I promise to get those two people back!" Xu Banxian 'whoosh' and disappeared from the spot.
The short man and the tall man just thought that they had run away from Yun Xin's sight, but they didn't want to, and a 'tornado' attacked the two people from behind.
The tall man was dumbfounded, and said with a look of surprise, "Damn, why is he faster than us, isn't he an ordinary person?" ”
The short man kicked the tall man and hurriedly reminded, "Shut up and run, we have met a master this time." ”