She fell into a different world after drinking, but when she woke up, she found that she had become a discounted product: 20% off height, 7% off weight, 6% off age, and 1% off her personal property as low as fainting.

A house, facing the sea, spring flowers, 10 trillion broadband, can be ordered to take out - this is her goal in her own time, but just after saving a down payment, she was left home.

From writing to being crossed, I found that the days of the other world are not easy to mix, people live with a mouth, and eating is important, so individual customers came to Yuwangfu in a group, and the contract was signed every five years, five insurances and one housing fund have never been, and the quality of life is not as good as a dog. Bearing the horror of being chased and killed, holding Mulan's heart to join the army, and taking a salary of 1% off after tax.

It's sad! According to this line of struggle, not to mention the exquisite small apartment in the rich area, even the stable life of farmers, mountain springs, and fields in the suburbs will not be her turn.

As the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing, look at me doing the opposite, kicking down three or two concubines, stealing a peerless golden man, and solving the problem of livelihood and childbirth together!

Kim: Bold female thief, this king doesn't care about your unknown origin, he left you in the palace for refuge, you don't repay your kindness, and steal the king's treasure.

Jade: Didn't you steal the meat of your heart? Tomorrow I will buy two catties at the pork stall and pay you back.

Kim: Butler, please bring back the repatriated Zhao family, saying that this king has not seen him for a day, and he wants to invite Concubine Xian to come back to preside over the inner courtyard and make it the main room.

Jade: You dare!

Jin (in front of the stage): You live in my room, eat my food, and go to my bed, but this king is still afraid that you will not succeed?

Jin (behind-the-scenes): Xiao Yu'er, your seventh uncle, grandfather, and third nephew are watching it, so give me some face

Jade: It depends on the mood, the weather, and the moon

Kim: Shi's eyes are unusual, roaring husband, punishing the face of the wall...... (Sounds suddenly thin nymph flies)

Everyone: Lord, what do you say?

Jin (ignoring everyone, pretending to be deaf and dumb): Stone in the jade, don't go quickly

A certain Dan (hammer the ground, scratch the wall): Bai hurts, Bai teaches, I'm angry. Are you good at attacking the point, what do you mean by facing the wall and thinking about Zhou Gong?

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In midsummer July, meet 66 new works of gold and jade, and once again applaud love.

A faint and evil meat throwing scene:

Chunhui's tent is warm

Kim: You lit the fire, you were responsible, it stood up, for a long time

Jade: Then let's punish the station

KING: But it didn't make a mistake

Jade: This is the 47th time you've pretended to be pitiful

Kim: I want a baby

YU: I've used this excuse 56 times

Kim: It's good once, I miss you, and you miss me too, right?

Jade:...... (I didn't refuse, just because my tongue was being caught in my mouth by the three-no product that had no taste, no shame, no discipline)

That night, the guards patrolled and eavesdropped for the first time: Lord Wang~Don't~~ (tender like water)

The second patrol eavesdropping: the prince... No... (tired)

The third patrol eavesdropping: Lord Wang!! No!!! (Horror plus anger)

A certain light said: Because the article is called Jin Yu Liangyuan, and the female protagonist's name is jade, so when describing the male protagonist, gold is directly used instead; In fact, when I first saw the introduction written by 66, I had an idea: this book is renamed "Wang Ye ~ Don't ~~", how fragrant and glamorous, how reverie, ha!