Chapter 41 Poison is not poison
In fact, the words I wrote at the door of the room are to attract her to come into the house to take a look, her martial arts must be high, but how high is the martial arts, she is also a person, and she will also have curiosity, she will see the words written at the door, she must think, what will I be uncomfortable with? Could it be that there is something strange in the house? So, a person who knows martial arts will open the door with the palm wind (this is the first sound I heard), and then she will find that there is nothing unusual in the house, the only thing that is unusual is that the teapot on the small coffee table on the wooden couch covered with brocade has a note pasted on it, and a few words are written on the paper: "Poison, do you dare to drink it?" ”
Of course she didn't dare to drink it, so, another palm wind, the previous palm wind was not fine, then, in the bottom of her heart, this one must be fine, she knocked down the teacup, the teacup was filled with, of course, not poison, but water, water splashed on the wooden couch covered with brocade, and the brocade burned for no reason......
You know, this is the cold palace, what will be the consequences if there is a fire in the cold palace? She understands in her heart, I understand even more, if so, she was busy waving her palms, the wind gusted, trying to extinguish the fire, the fire was really controlled by her, but at this time, it began to smoke, in the smoke, there was a faint aroma, she secretly screamed that it was not good, the smoke was poisonous, she was busy holding her breath, opening the window, wanting to let the smoke out, but she didn't care, the dust of the smoke fell on her skin and cheeks......
She thought that the poison was in the aroma and penetrated through the nostrils, but she didn't expect that in fact, the dust was the poison, sticking to the skin......
The black dust sticks to the bare skin, as if it is sticky, and it can't be wiped off no matter how much you wipe it, but the body is getting more and more itchy.
She had to come to me spontaneously.
Actually, this poison was caused by herself, and the things I put in it were not poisonous at all, if she didn't knock over the cup and kettle in the coffee table on the bed, the poison would not have formed. However, the first time she opened the door with the palm wind, it was no different, so how could she not use the palm wind again the second time? Especially after seeing those words?
In fact, this kind of poison is very difficult to get down, it itself is non-toxic, after encountering water, it produces flames, if it is fully burned, it will also be non-toxic (when I don't have flint, I often use this kind of thing to make fires), but if at this time, someone extinguishes the fire (how can she not extinguish it, this is a cold palace, she is a fake mother, the consequences of a fire, I think she will definitely understand very well), let the smoke be generated, then, it will form a kind of dust that sticks to the skin, so that 80% of people will produce skin allergies, And skin allergies, I think, no matter how high your martial arts are, you can't avoid it. The dust sticks to the skin and is extremely difficult to wash off......
Now you understand, why I told her to take a bath with this pill, in fact, what kind of antidote is it? Isn't it just a powerful cleaner that I have made specially?
Of course, in order to maintain its mystery, I put it in an absolutely unexpected place, glued inside the copper teapot of the fake girl. Who would have thought that the antidote was in the teapot in which she drank her own tea? And there are a few words pasted on the teapot: "Poisonous, do you dare to drink it?" All this made her even more convinced that I was really a poison king. The poison produced is incredible.
In fact, the so-called poison is nothing more than a worm egg, and I added a substance to it that ignites when it comes into contact with water.
Actually, this kind of thing, I don't usually use, it's too much trouble, and I can't have the slightest mistake, otherwise, there will be no effect, but who told me to only have this thing on me? And I'm afraid of itching myself, I just thought about the scene of the fake lady tickling just now, I feel a little itchy on my body, and I feel even more itchy when I see her like that, in fact, I don't want to use this method, hey, who told her not to see me, otherwise I wouldn't have taken such a technique, I still have a little itch on my body (this is a psychological effect), this can't blame me, you are pretending to be Situ, that is my master, people have the right to portrait, you are pretending to be someone, you have to say hello, right?
While I was thinking nonsense, Qionghua didn't ask me about the poison, she just looked at me silently, as if I had a golden flower on my face, and I was embarrassed to look at it.
I finally couldn't stand her inquiring eyes and asked her, "What do you see?" Do I have sores on my face? ”
She hurriedly turned her eyes to the cobwebs on the roof. I looked up, and there were no spiders on it, what are you looking at?
I was about to ask her about it, when the fake lady walked in, I took a closer look at the fake lady and found that she looked a little similar to Situ Zhen, I don't know if she was wearing a human skin mask?
But when I looked closely, I found that there were wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, and I thought, why is she wearing such an old human skin mask? If you want to wear it, you should wear a younger one, right? Women, don't they all like to be young? Could it be that this is her true face, and not a so-called human skin mask? Will a human skin mask be so lifelike?
I raised my eyes to look at her, under the candlelight, the night was hazy, but the thin wrinkles at the corners of her eyes were clearly visible, but I could still see that she was beautiful in the past, flowers like cheeks, eyebrows like leaves, eyes like autumn water, but unfortunately, the means were so ruthless, much more ruthless than me.
I can't help but feel a shudder when I think of the means she has inflicted on me. Busy smiled at her.
It seems that her anger has not subsided, and she has ignored her overtures to me. I was busy trying to make persistent efforts to build a good relationship with her, but she pointed to the wind and pointed at me, before I lost consciousness, the last thought was: I must Xiaofuzi learn some acupoints and solve acupoints......
When I woke up, it was getting late, Qionghua had already left, I smelled the aroma of the room, I felt extremely hungry, I turned my head, and saw the woman sitting on the table, with calm eyes, looking at me sitting up on the bed with a thoughtful expression.
I feel that after she and Qionghua didn't know what to talk about, that attitude changed again. On the surface, at least she doesn't think of me as her enemy, and there's a bit of kindness in it.
She asked me, "Do you want to eat something?" ”
Her tone suddenly became kind, and I couldn't figure it out, the only thought was, what kind of vicious means was she going to play with this woman?
I looked at the surroundings and found that I was not lying in my own broken house, but in her room, the mattress was all replaced with new ones, cleaned cleanly, on the table, the aroma was fragrant, this fragrance, I am more familiar, often can not be seen and eaten, of course, I asked Xiaofuzi to steal it to me twice, that is the emperor is blessed to enjoy the mille-feuille silk cake, even Situ as a concubine, but only once at the queen mother's birthday banquet, because this kind of cake is mixed with the extremely precious thousand-year-old snow lotus.
I smiled, walked over to the table, and sat down, "I forgot, I haven't eaten all day today......"
There was a flash of color in the woman's eyes, which I thought was a look of appreciation, or perhaps the look of surprise at the sight of a xenomorph creature (xenomorph creature and creature with a very thick skin......
I gulped down the pastries on the table, and when I had to eat, of course, I had to eat as much as I could, not to mention such top-notch dim sum, which I ate once, but not once.
I finished eating the pastries on the table, and drank a big sip of tea, when the tea entered my throat, a fragrance as clear as blue musk slowly diffused in the chest and abdomen, I knew that this tea is also the best, and only the emperor above ten thousand people can drink it, I exhaled, stopped, and wiped my mouth with my sleeve rudely.