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"It's just a shoe, you can't control the ghost fat man on a shoe?" I asked, looking at the fat man incredulously.

The fat man nodded and said: "Isn't this, the yin qi is so heavy, that is, the old man is not an ordinary person, if you let ordinary people stay in a room with this shoe for a while, you will become a psychotic if you don't die!" ”

I looked at my eldest brother, then at the fat man and asked, "Then the fat man, in your opinion, this shoe is buried in my grandfather's coffin, is it appropriate?" ”

"If there is an old man's corpse in the coffin, it is naturally not suitable, this extremely yin shoes are a medicine primer, which can turn the old man into a zombie, but since it is a well-dressed mound, it naturally has no effect, if I usually see such a shoe in the fat man, it must be a fire, and I really have to throw it in the oil pan and fry it, but it is estimated that it is the old man's favorite thing, and it is not impossible to be buried. Fat man, I am just curious about how the old man's taste can be so heavy, and it is not good to make a love token, so he actually took such a dead man's shoe. The fat man scratched his head.

"How can ordinary people see through my grandfather's affairs? Weirdos always have quirks, right? I smiled wryly.

The eldest brother didn't speak from beginning to end, he kept staring at the shoe on the bed, as if thinking about something, so I asked, "Big brother, what do you see too?" ”

The eldest brother shook his head and said, "No, I was just wondering where the other shoe was." ”

- Since the fat man said that there is no problem, then we officially began to arrange grandpa's funeral, we found a coffin, laid a coffin and pulled it to the house, placed it in the living room at home, put a few clothes that grandpa usually wears into it, and set up a mourning hall, although the big guy probably knows that it is just clothes, and we also treat him as a normal funeral, and the neighbors in the village come to burn paper to worship us and do not refuse, my eldest brother and I have been kneeling in front of the coffin to keep my grandfather's spirit.

Although our family is the only person with a foreign surname in the village, but because I have a good relationship with the big guy on weekdays, and the eldest brother is now famous, almost half of the people in the village come to worship, but in the afternoon, Chen Shishi actually brought Chen Dakui to my house together.

I saw this Chen Shi on the face of annoyance, killing people to pay for their lives, I didn't go to report him to kill the third grandfather, it's good, now he wants to sacrifice to the river god and failed, if I don't have the face to stay here and leave the village, he is good, just like a person who has nothing to do, and now he dares to come to give incense to grandpa.

"Stop, you are not welcome in our family, you can go, grandpa is not unfamiliar with your worship." I said.

Chen Shishi looked embarrassed, Chen Dakui glared at me, but he didn't dare to play as arrogant as dealing with others, Chen Shishi said: "We just kowtow to Uncle Ye, don't do anything, I'll leave after kowtowing." ”

I was about to speak again, but the eldest brother gently patted me on the shoulder and said, "Grandpa is in the ground, and the one who comes is a guest." ”

The eldest brother spoke, and I didn't say anything, and Chen Shishi was also honest, and took Chen Dakui to kowtow to his grandfather three times, and stood up after putting on the incense, and when he left, he looked back at me and said, "You guys be careful, they won't give up." ”

"Weasels are not happy to pay New Year's greetings, they won't give up, you will?" As soon as I heard it, I got angry, aren't you and Tang Renjie and Liu Lao the same thing?

Chen Shishi sighed and said, "It was my mistake. ”

After speaking, he led Chen Dakui away. The fat man also acted as my grandfather's junior to keep watch in front of the coffin, but he did not kneel, but squatted on the side, after Chen Shishi left, he smiled: "This Chen Shishi's eye sockets are black, and his son also has a black line on his forehead, if I guess correctly, the fat man, it should be that fool who is looking for trouble with their father and son, don't forget, Chen Shishi's family still has the child who was cut out of the fool's belly." ”

The fat man didn't say it, I really forgot about it, so I said to the fat man: "Fat man, that fool is a poor person, if you have time, help her solve this matter, God has the virtue of a good life." ”

"Don't buckle my hat, don't you just want me to wipe your ass?" The fat man gave me a blank look and said.

"So are you going to help or not to help?" I asked the fat man.

"Help, naturally you have to help. Who made me soft-hearted? The fat man stood up and said, "Fat man, I'll go and shhh ”

- kneeling on the ground for a day, this is actually not light work, when everyone disperses at night, I can hardly stand up, after dinner, the fat man lay on the sofa and snored, I asked Han Xue and my mother to go to sleep first, I and my eldest brother continued to keep vigil for grandpa, until midnight, I began to yawn, if the coffin is really grandpa's corpse, I come to the vigil will be forgotten, the problem is that I know that it is just clothes, this mentality has changed. The vigil was not so attentive.

The eldest brother saw that I was really sleepy, so he said, "You go to sleep first, I'll do it alone." ”

I originally agreed, but then I couldn't stand too sleepy, so I fell asleep as soon as I closed my eyes against the door of the house, but this posture was very uncomfortable, and I don't know if it was the reason, I kept having nightmares, first I dreamed that the corpse king was gnawing on my grandfather, and then I dreamed that someone took a knife to put on my grandfather's neck and let my grandfather skin my father, and finally I dreamed that the skinned yellow skin enshrined in the ancient temple in the back mountain came to find grandpa for revenge, to avenge grandpa's skinning revenge, in the dream I was anxious and annoyed, But I couldn't help my grandfather, and I couldn't even say anything to help, just when I was in a hurry, I suddenly heard a few cat meows, and then an old lady with a cat face appeared in front of my face, glaring at me! Those eyes were extremely cold, and the problem was that the old lady was still wearing an embroidered shoe on her feet!

I woke up suddenly, and at the same time I heard a clattering sound mixed with a terrible cat meow, followed by the sound of the back window of the house breaking, and even the dream just now, I instantly asked in a cold sweat, "What's the matter?" ”

The eldest brother was standing at this time, and the fat man was also staring at the back window, and when he saw me asking, the fat man smiled and said, "It's okay, a wild cat is calling spring, and the fat man I beat it away with a stick, and even the window is broken." ”

I patted my chest and said, "I just dreamed that an old lady with a cat face was looking at me, and when I woke up, I heard a cat meow, and it scared me to death." ”

"Look at your guts, but this cat is not a good thing, thanks to the fact that this coffin is not the body of the old man, otherwise this cat meow may be a cat cheating the corpse." The fat man said.

"Cat scam corpse?" I asked after a moment's pause.

"The corpse stops, the family guards the spirit, because the person is dying, the Yin Si is going to take the person, the deceased is a new ghost, and it is inevitable to be afraid of seeing the black and white impermanence of the Yin Si, so the family is going to keep vigil, it is rumored that the cat is an evil spirit, if the cat jumps on the corpse or the coffin board, it will lead the corpse to deceive the corpse. This is just a legend, I haven't seen the fat man, but many places strictly prohibit cats and dogs when they stop because of this statement. The fat man said.

"It's not a cat." At this time, the eldest brother suddenly said.

The words he suddenly burst out made the fat man shudder, and he turned his head and glared at his eldest brother and said, "Sun Zhongmou, don't be surprised!" ”

"Ordinary cats will not cheat the corpse even if they jump on the corpse, that kind of cat is not an ordinary cat, it is fed by the yin raiser, and it is raised by a small ghost on weekdays, it is a kind of evil art, and the yin raiser is also called a ghost raiser, specializing in ghost cultivation, and the cats they raise are for them to collect yin spirits." Big brother said.

"Just like you water ghosts want to raise a black dog?" The fat man asked.

The eldest brother did not speak, but at this time, he shushed us, and he seemed to be on guard.

"What are you doing?" The fat man shouted.

Who knew that as soon as the fat man's words fell, the light bulb above our heads suddenly flickered, and then exploded with a bang, and the surroundings were suddenly plunged into darkness, only the brazier in front of Grandpa's coffin still glowed faintly.

"Protect the leaves!" At this time, the eldest brother screamed.

Immediately afterward, I heard the sound of my grandfather's coffin board shaking, as if there was something in it that was about to rush out of the coffin, but there was nothing in this coffin except for grandpa's clothes.

No! And that embroidered shoe!

The eldest brother jumped directly on the coffin, and with his weight, pressed the shaking coffin board, while the fat man protected me in front of him.

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