Chapter 259: Scare
Chapter 259: Scare
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Chapter 259: Scare
Lewd players are challenged to bear it mentally.
The key is not how sharp Yun Qianqian's remarks are, but mainly because her current identity is too special. The obscene player stared at Yun Qianqian for a long time with strange eyes: "If this is said by someone else, forget it...... But didn't you just get in with the boss and his sister the day before yesterday? ”
"I ......" Cao Yun Qianqian swallowed a mouthful of blood in his throat, desperately holding back. It turns out that her current body is still at the level of a colt, so she can be regarded as a small manager, and this position really can't be regarded as an ordinary player.
It's still chatting here, and the alliance leader's mobilization speech has come to an end, and the tirade sounds very impassioned, but in fact, the central point is nothing more than three points.
The first is that he is very satisfied with the work of the first half of everyone. The second is that I hope to continue to work hard for a while, and make persistent efforts to create chaos and bad order in the recruitment site. The third is that you can eat now, the restaurant has been chartered, you are welcome, what is not enough, just order......
"Xiao Er, the supreme luxury sea, land and air big set meal, pick up the most expensive dishes" Yun Qianqian was really not polite, and slapped the table and called the meal that he had coveted for a long time but had never been willing to eat...... She is a landlord in Sky City, and it may be a bit too much to say that she knows everything in the streets and alleys, but she still remembers clearly what the signature dishes are in such a powerful restaurant.
A restaurant player was frightened, and collectively looked at the clouds like a prehistoric monster.
"......" The leader of the alliance twitched, and smiled dryly at a certain president who looked embarrassed next to him: "Your brother-in-law is really ...... Cool, ha, haha......"
"Hehe......" The embarrassed president glared at Yun Qianqian, waiting, and when he turned around, he didn't tell his sister to let this kid kneel on the washboard......
Of course, you can't break up immediately after eating, and the next step is to report and summarize the progress of the work, and the presidents will take advantage of this time to study the specific policies that need to be specified next.
Yun Qianqian smiled without saying a toothpick, listening to the troublemakers who stood up one by one excitedly exchanging their work experience for the morning, and by the way, his subordinates took out paper and pens to make records. Okay, these names have to be memorized, and you can't let go of any of them when you turn around.
The president, who was suspected of being his eldest brother, looked over here, very unhappy Yun Qianqian's leisurely attitude of staying out of the matter, and then thinking back to the embarrassment at the dinner just now and the strange funny eyes cast by other presidents, he suddenly became angry in his heart, slapped the table and pointed at Yun Qianqian: "Tell me what you did all morning?" ”
The lewd player was stunned for a moment, and then gloated at his buddies. Yun Qianqian stood up unhurriedly, and reported loudly with a toothpick: "Pickle girl"
The leaders were silent, the alliance leaders were silent, the onlookers were silent, and the lewd players were crooked and almost fell off the chairs.
The eldest brother's fingers trembled, and his little face turned pale with anger: "What did you say?" ”
"I said I went to pick up girls in the morning...... What, you look like you're going to eat people, I'm afraid. Yun Qianqianle explained: "Actually, this is also one of my plans, the girls are easy to get information out of their mouths, and I sacrifice my beauty to deceive their favor, mainly to figure out the current situation in Fruit Paradise, so as to provide more adequate information for our next checks and balances...... It's not my goal to make a little trouble, my goal is to completely destroy Fruit Paradise from all sides."
"Fart," the uncle yelled.
The alliance leader pondered for a while, and then calmly asked, "...... Tell me what you've figured out. ”
"Actually, it's nothing." Yun Qianqian spread his hands as a difficult person: "After studying for a long time, I feel that we are hitting stones with eggs." ”
"Oh?" The alliance leader narrowed his eyes and sneered not so friendly: "According to what you say, let's disband it as soon as possible?" ”
"If you don't mind, I personally agree...... Uh, you seem to be minding? ”
"What do you think?" The alliance leader sneered again.
"Yes or no, no, I think it's a fart."
Men love to use this phrase to play Tai Chi when they have nothing to do - "Do you love me?" "What do you think?" "I think you love me" "Hehe......"
What Yun Qianqian hates the most is this man who is more inkblot than a woman, who does he show with an unfathomable look? Even when he was unhappy, he didn't want to say it clearly, so he had to go around the bush in a circle, and go around with guns and sticks for a long time.
If Yun Qianqian's words were simple, just tell people "You guessed right", or just throw a thunderbolt at a hurry, and express any position clearly, how cool
The eldest brother looked at Yun Qianqian in embarrassment, thinking that he still couldn't let his brother-in-law talk to others like this, or it could also be thought that he was embarrassed to continue to watch Yun Qianqian talk nonsense, so he made countless glances, was ignored, and had no choice but to cough hard, in exchange for an inexplicable glance from the other party...... In the end, seeing that the hint was ineffective, he had to say clearly: "You sit down, don't be ashamed"
"Oh," Yun Qianqian sat down indifferently.
The alliance leader was furious when he saw this attitude: "No, let him continue." ”
"Good" to stand up again.
"My subordinate has no brains and no words, so don't let him continue to delay time...... Sit down. ”
“…… Well. "Sit down again.
"I'd like to hear what he thinks."
"Forget it......"
"......" couldn't bear it anymore, and Yun Qianqian got up: "You are tired of silly boys sitting and standing?" ”
The eyes of the masses who had been diverted were focused again, and the obscene player sat next to Yun Qianqian and said that he was under a lot of pressure, and wiped the cold sweat one by one, he couldn't figure it out, which tendon did his brother draw in his brain today, why was he so blind?
Yun Qianqian raised her hand and patted the table again, this time bringing out a map of the world, self-drawn, and pressing the projection on the table: "I want to hear the old lady...... I'll tell you."
One pointed somewhere: "This is the city in the sky, the main city level, the only attribute, there is a territory of the fruit clan, the defense is 240,000, the attack index is 170,000, even if you lie flat and let it be teased, no one in it will fight back for several hours, not to mention that this station is still floating in the sky and there is no offensive route that can be used...... This defense is mainly against NPC riots. ”
Then he pointed to a place in the blue area: "Island station, defense 130,000, attack index 100,000, semi-peaceful territory, if you want to fight over, you have to build a ship first, and you have to know how to fight, the treasure of the station is the conch horn, you can summon tens of thousands of water monsters, and a piece of monsters can directly bury your ship, unless you plan to swim to lay down the station and then swim back." ”
Brush brush brush and mark a few more places: "Attached island one...... Two...... Three...... Route 1...... Two...... Three...... Friendly NPC races: Protoss, Dragons, Elves, Merfolk, Subordinate Races, Fishmen, City Lord Races, Shura...... Sorry, this doesn't count, I accidentally counted more data for a while. "Brush and brush a few strokes to erase the word Shura, Yun Qianqian brushed out a data table again: "At present, the Fruit Paradise Tripolar Guild has 2,000 members, including 500 after the expansion of hidden races, and three alliance guilds, all of which are second-level guilds, with a total number of ...... 5,000."
The Twelve Guild Leaders and Alliance Leaders looked stunned when they heard this, and Yun Qianqian continued: "You guys...... What's that, the twelve guilds of our alliance are all level 1, and they all have a total of 6,000 people. 5,000 veteran players vs. 6,000 novices, fools know which side is stronger. And now the old alliance has taken two official seals, that is, it may have two main city stations in the future. ”
"I'd like to hear what he thinks."
"Forget it......"
"......" couldn't bear it anymore, and Yun Qianqian got up: "You are tired of silly boys sitting and standing?" ”
The eyes of the masses who had been diverted were focused again, and the obscene player sat next to Yun Qianqian and said that he was under a lot of pressure, and wiped the cold sweat one by one, he couldn't figure it out, which tendon did his brother draw in his brain today, why was he so blind?
Yun Qianqian raised her hand and patted the table again, this time bringing out a map of the world, self-drawn, and pressing the projection on the table: "I want to hear the old lady...... I'll tell you."
One pointed somewhere: "This is the city in the sky, the main city level, the only attribute, there is a territory of the fruit clan, the defense is 240,000, the attack index is 170,000, even if you lie flat and let it be teased, no one in it will fight back for several hours, not to mention that this station is still floating in the sky and there is no offensive route that can be used...... This defense is mainly against NPC riots. ”
Then he pointed to a place in the blue area: "Island station, defense 130,000, attack index 100,000, semi-peaceful territory, if you want to fight over, you have to build a ship first, and you have to know how to fight, the treasure of the station is the conch horn, you can summon tens of thousands of water monsters, and a piece of monsters can directly bury your ship, unless you plan to swim to lay down the station and then swim back." ”
Brush brush brush and mark a few more places: "Attached island one...... Two...... Three...... Route 1...... Two...... Three...... Friendly NPC races: Protoss, Dragons, Elves, Merfolk, Subordinate Races, Fishmen, City Lord Races, Shura...... Sorry, this doesn't count, I accidentally counted more data for a while. "Brush and brush a few strokes to erase the word Shura, Yun Qianqian brushed out a data table again: "At present, the Fruit Paradise Tripolar Guild has 2,000 members, including 500 after the expansion of hidden races, and three alliance guilds, all of which are second-level guilds, with a total number of ...... 5,000."
The Twelve Guild Leaders and Alliance Leaders looked stunned when they heard this, and Yun Qianqian continued: "You guys...... What's that, the twelve guilds of our alliance are all level 1, and they all have a total of 6,000 people. 5,000 veteran players vs. 6,000 novices, fools know which side is stronger. And now the old alliance has taken two official seals, that is, it may have two main city stations in the future. ”。.。 (Dynasty Chinese has no pop-up window, update timely)