Chapter 668: Madman
At noon, the sun is warm.
"Knock knock!" There was a knock on the door.
Lu Hao was sleeping under the futon, when he suddenly heard a knock on the door, and shouted, "Who! ”
"Daoist Lu, it's me, Chen Ergou."
"Come in!" Lu Hao looked unhappy.
The door opened, and a dog-faced probe came in mysteriously, and when he saw Lu Hao lying on the bed, he immediately smiled.
"Strange, why did you come in with your clothes on?" Lu Hao frowned.
Chen Ergou was startled, it's normal for me to come in with my clothes on! Could it be that he has a special fetish? In order to learn the technique of piercing through the wall, I went out, and it was a big deal to find a girl to go to bad luck.
Chen Ergou smiled and began to undress.
Lu Hao's eyes widened, and he said in shock: "You are crazy, what are you doing without clothes?" ”
Chen Ergou smiled and said: "Daochang Lu, I came in just now, you disliked me for wearing clothes, and now that I took off my clothes, you should be happy!" ”
"Phew, don't disgust me." Lu Hao looked depressed, and my eyes were normal again. Last night, no matter who I looked at, I didn't have any clothes on.
Lu Hao rubbed his eyes, and after making sure that he was normal, he asked, "What are you looking for me for?" ”
"Plop!" There was a muffled sound.
Chen Ergou knelt on the ground, kowtowed three times, and said sincerely: "Daoist Lu, please teach me the technique of piercing through the wall!" I want to be a thief who robs the rich and gives to the poor. ”
Lu Hao said angrily: "This wall-piercing technique is a side-by-door way, harming others and yourself." ”
"It doesn't matter, as long as you teach me the technique of piercing through the wall, I will bear all the consequences." Chen Ergou is serious.
Lu Hao sighed and said, "This wall-piercing technique is difficult to cultivate, and it is also very dangerous, so you should be more careful yourself." ”
After the words fell, Lu Hao threw a small notebook over and said, "This is a record of the cultivation mantra of the wall-piercing technique, you can slowly comprehend it yourself!" ”
"Thank you, Daoist Lu." Chen Ergou was grateful.
Lu Hao stretched, shook his head and sighed, and walked out of the room.
Chen Ergou smiled thiefly, opened the small notebook and looked at it, and was immediately dumbfounded. The first sentence of the mantra for the cultivation of the wall piercing technique is that if you want to practice this skill, you must first go from the palace!
It is worthy of the technique of the side door, and it is really evil, and it is necessary to wield a knife from the palace.
That's it, as long as I Chen Ergou can cultivate the wall-piercing technique, I don't want to kill the root! Isn't it just wielding a knife from the palace, what's the big deal?
If you want to achieve great things, you must first be cruel to yourself. …… The more ruthless, the better!
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Lu Hao walked down to the second floor and saw Lan Ruoxi and the crow spirit eating.
"Brother Lu, you're awake, come and eat." Lan Ruoxi waved her hand and smiled.
Lu Hao sat on the chair and said with a dry smile: "I'm really sorry last night. ”
Lan Ruoxi's face turned red, and she said delicately: "Actually, if you want to, I can serve you." ”
"Poof!"
The crow spirit squirted tea and smirked, "You talk, I'll go back to my room." ”
Lu Hao explained: "Miss Lan, you misunderstood, I had a problem with my eyes last night, and I can see everything very clearly. ”
"Brother Lu, you don't have to explain, it's okay." Lan Ruoxi's face was red and her heart was beating, and she was extremely beautiful.
Lu Hao jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it clearly, so he took out a spirit rune, slapped it on the table, and said: "It's all this kind of spirit rune that hurts me, I don't believe you can try it yourself." ”
Lan Ruoxi's eyes widened, and he found that the spirit rune on the table was more than a foot long, and some incantations were written on it in red cinnabar.
"Perspective!" Three words, particularly conspicuous.
Lan Ruoxi was shocked: "Perspective charm, what is it?" ”
Lu Hao said: "This kind of spirit rune is extremely strange, as long as it flickers in front of your eyes, there will be a problem with your eyes, whether you look at a man or a woman, it is the same as not wearing clothes." ”
"It's amazing!" Lan Ruoxi picked up the perspective talisman with a look of disbelief.
Lu Hao warned: "Don't use it, otherwise it will be troublesome." ”
Lan Ruoxi nodded and returned the perspective charm to Lu Hao.
Lu Hao hid the perspective talisman, this kind of spirit talisman needs to be used at important times, it can see through a woman's body, it is really amazing, a must-have for lustful people.
"Hahaha......" Outside the door, there was a maniacal laughter. A white-haired, dirty beggar wandered around the doorway.
"Dead madman, get out of here." The guy at the inn blocked the door, eyebrows and angry eyes, and scolded the people outside called Hanako.
"I'm not crazy, you're crazy, all of you are crazy." The white-haired beggar pointed at each other and giggled.
"If you don't get out, I'll beat you." The innkeeper was angry.
"You're crazy, you like to hit people." The beggar swayed from side to side, his full beard swaying in the wind.
The innkeeper was furious, and raised a wooden stick to beat him, but was stopped.
"Why be like a madman." The person who spoke was Maoshan Taoist Lu Hao.
The man said, "Sir, you don't know, this madman has done a lot of unbelievable things in Xi'an City. ”
Lu Hao frowned, and asked with a smile: "Tell me, what did this madman do?" ”
The guy sighed: "This madman is hopeless, sneaking on women's buttocks, and likes to eat dog poop." Sometimes it's so crazy that you don't even know who you are. ”
"It's so crazy!" Lu Hao was taken aback.
The man said, "Sir, you'd better stay away from him, and be careful that he hurts you." ”
Lu Hao said strangely: "He's just a madman, can he kill people." ”
The man said, "This madman doesn't know what's going on, and sometimes there are thunderbolts on his body, and they bruise people all over their bodies. ”
Lu Hao was taken aback, thunder and lightning emitted from his body, this madman is not simple! After hesitating for a moment, Lu Hao returned to the dining table, picked up a roast chicken, and walked out.
"Brother Lu, what are you going to do?" Lan Ruoxi shouted and chased after him.
Barking!
The big black dog took a meat bone in his mouth and ran out.
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Outside the inn, there is a street, and there is a lot of traffic. A gray-haired, crazy man named Hanako walks from side to side as if she was drunk.
A young master is carrying a birdcage, leading a group of family members, looking for beautiful women.
A young woman in a cheongsam, pouting her ass, was picking out rouge gouache, and suddenly, her ass was slapped on the face.
The young woman's face was pale, and she turned around suddenly, only to see a broad young master smiling at her.
"Stinky rascal, you dare to touch my ass." The young woman was furious and raised her slap to beat him.
"Beauty, don't be angry, I have money." Young Master Kuo smiled and held a few silver dollars in his hand.
"Stinky rascal!" When the young woman saw the money, she snatched the silver dollar, turned around and left.
Just a few steps away, I was slapped in the ass again.
The young woman was furious, turned around suddenly, and saw that the young master Kuo was smiling, and there were a few more silver dollars in his hand.
"Beauty, do you have time tonight?"
"Pervert!" The girl snorted and ignored him.
"Pretend to be serious! Cheap. Young Master Kuo snorted, carried the birdcage, led a group of family members, and continued to look for beauties.
Suddenly, a man named Hanako came to him, smelling all over his body, shaking and swaying, and rushed towards Young Master Kuo.
"Grass mud horse, where did this come from called Hanako, hurry up and stop him." Young Master Kuo glared and shouted.
The two housekeepers rushed up and stretched out their hands to stop Hanako. Called Hanako hehe smirked, regardless of it, and rushed straight up.
"Get out of the way, kick you to death." Young Master Kuo was furious, and he was in a good mood, but suddenly, he was called Hanako and ruined his good mood to find a beautiful woman.
Young Master Kuo gritted his teeth, rushed over, and kicked Hanako. Tell Hanako to lie on the ground, hehe, giggle, finger the person in front of him, and say some gibberish words in his mouth.
"Fuck, that's bad luck." Young Master Kuo was furious and ordered the family to beat Hanako. A group of housekeepers surrounded and punched and kicked Hanako. Take a hundred plating to read the latest chapter of "The Best Ghost Hunting Little Fairy Doctor's Claw Book House" for free for the first time.