Chapter 14 Protecting the Emperor

"Attitude is everything, well said!" Han Mou praised it.

That's what a foreign football coach said! The spring is secretly wiping sweat. But I thought that she had passed the test, but she was overwhelmed by the rapid change of thinking of Uncle Huang, and she was stunned the next moment.

"Since that's a good point, I'll tell you a joke as a reward. It's very winding, but with your cleverness, you must have guessed. ”

Is it possible to refuse? Your Majesty, the little folk girl doesn't dare to listen to your jokes, even if she is ridiculous, she can't laugh! She thought to herself, but she was powerless to stop the Tang Dynasty from talking. Moreover, the emperor began to praise her before he started telling jokes, which is definitely not a good thing!

"There's a guy named Ma Yi." Han Mou spoke slowly.

As soon as he spoke, Chun Tu's face turned green. Fortunately, she kept her head down, and others couldn't see her expression.

This joke was told by the great American writer Mark Twain, and at that time she suddenly had some mischievous intentions, so she changed it slightly and told it, but she didn't expect Uncle Shadow to relay it to the emperor. And when the emperor hears this story, he will definitely know that she suspects that the emperor and the shadow are twins, and if the emperor wants to keep this secret, she is the kind of person who should be killed.

She's too careless! She thought she was well adapted to this different plane, but she was far from it. Inadvertently, she often pays little attention to her words and deeds. In addition, since she started fighting lawsuits, she has maintained a record of winning all draws, which made her a little carried away, so she made mistakes. And in this era when human rights are lighter than paper, any negligence can bring big trouble!

Her mind turned sharply, a thin layer of cold sweat quickly broke out on her forehead, and the emperor's voice in her ears was still not hurried, not high or low, "This Ma Yi often tells people about a sad incident when he was a child. It is said that he was born as a twin, and he and his brothers looked exactly like each other, even their mothers could not tell the difference. One day, when the maid was bathing them. Accidentally dropped one of the children into the tub and drowned. Everyone thinks that the elder brother is the one who survived, but in fact it is not, it is the younger brother who survives. So he always said: I am the one who drowned! ”

Speaking of this, Han Mou paused, "When I started listening to this story, I didn't think about it for a long time, and then I understood...... It turned out that there was a confusion in the name and identity. In terms of name. Brother is born and brother dies, in fact, brother dies and brother lives. But because of the misunderstanding of others, the younger brother used the identity and name of his elder brother, lived in the name of his elder brother, and inherited everything from his elder brother. Everyone thinks he is Ma Yi, but in fact, he is Ma Er! ”

Chun Tu Yu was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but look up at Han Mou's face.

It's just a joke, a joke that can make people dizzy. But he actually let Uncle Huang find out the meaning of the words "the name does not match the truth". I'm afraid, but I also think of myself. So he put words to the test of her.

"Chun Tu, why don't you laugh?" After even the air became tense and silent, Han Mou asked with a sneer.

Knowing that sticking out her head is also a knife, and shrinking her head is also a knife, she simply bit it and said, "Back to the emperor, forgive the people for daring to say a word." The joke you told is very cold, not ridiculous at all, and the folk girl can't laugh. Ruoqiang laughed. It's a deception. ”

"Oh, why isn't it ridiculous?"

"Because Ma 1 is Ma 2, and Ma 2 is Ma 1. It's lucky to be able to survive, Ma Yi and Ma Er, just a name, does it matter? "What I didn't say was: Your Majesty, you are all sitting on the dragon chair, don't worry about the rest, right? If you really have to make a big ugly person, why didn't you just kill Uncle Shadow in the first place, why do you want to stay until now and become a disaster?

It's not that she's vicious, it's that she knows the truth of the emperor's ruthlessness. And today's saint is known as a hero, and this stupid trick must be very special. In short, this fraud case has clear facts and conclusive evidence on the surface, but there are countless secrets and unguessable places inside. She was instinctively curious about this, but reason told her not to think deeply, let alone understand deeply. It's just that she has an unlucky physique, and it's a little difficult to get out now.

"There is nothing in the world, but I am afraid of those who have a heart." Han Mou said softly, he couldn't hear the joy and anger, but seemed to be a little emotional.

And just as Chun Tuyu secretly sighed that the heart of heaven was unpredictable, one moment like this, another moment like that, the topic and mood changed very quickly, making people at a loss, Han Mou suddenly stood up from behind the bookcase, folded his hands upside down, and strode towards the door, "Follow me, go see another brother of the Ma family." ”

When you say this, you admit that you are twins with Uncle Shadow? But why did you say it in front of her? It's not a favor, it's another knife around her neck. However, he already knew that the emperor would not let himself go easily, so although his heart was fluttering, he could only trot and follow behind.

There is a strange relationship between the emperor and Uncle Shadow, and it seems that there is a wrestling. Why didn't the emperor cut the grass and eradicate the roots in the first place, and what was Uncle Shadow's life experience? What chips does he have? He never seemed to exist, but suddenly appeared in Luoyang. His actions seemed to be deliberate, in Han Wuxing's words, looking for death. And the emperor did not kill the shadow in a fit of anger after learning about it, but actually wanted a public trial! Why, why, why? There are too many questions to figure out, what a deep and dark secret the royal family has! It's just that she thinks that the emperor has the possibility of killing her, maybe she can use the power of Uncle Shadow to keep herself and her family safe.

Out of the door of the main hall, the night breeze blew slowly, she couldn't help but shiver, only then did she know that the cold sweat on her body came out layer after layer, and in the autumn weather, even her clothes were soaked.

Won't you be afraid? Ha. How many crossing women, talking eloquently in front of the emperor, behaving generously and calmly. Fake, those are all fake! Give it a try! When there is someone who can dismantle you at any time, and you don't even have the ability to contend at all, can you still be calm? This is not a public court, not a place to reason. If she is unreasonable, she will not have the slightest strength. So she wasn't scared to death, she remained calm and rational, and she was able to deal with the past, and to put it mildly, she admired herself.

Gu Long said well: I am not afraid of death because I don't know how terrible death is. Since the face of the saint, it has always been a dialogue, but the sword and sword shadow in it are thrilling...... She seemed to be rolling on the edge of life and death several times. If it's just about herself, how can she not be afraid of her beloved family?

And only at this time did she dare to look around, and found that only she and the emperor were in the palace just now, and there was not even a waiting chamberlain. Kang Zhengyuan stood two feet outside the hall, ensuring that he could not hear the conversation inside, and when he saw the emperor coming out, he hurriedly greeted him.

"Your Majesty. You're ......"

"You continue to wait here, and ask Gao Fu to follow me with his apprentice." He is the emperor, he doesn't need to explain, just order.

So although Kang Zhengyuan wondered in his heart, he didn't dare to ask more, and only gave Chun Tuyu a reassuring look, and then waved his hand. Immediately, a middle-aged eunuch walked up quickly with two little eunuchs. The shape of the product is slightly wrong two steps later, and the spring is thrown at the end.

The emperor didn't use lanterns, and so did the three eunuchs. Therefore, although there are lights everywhere in the palace and the moonlight is fine, in the dark night, the flowers and trees are sparse everywhere, and the shadows are full of shadows, the spring tu, who has poor eyesight because of no martial arts, also stumbles. Several times I almost fell on my heels.

She discovered that the emperor is not a merciful person. There is no intention of slowing down or stopping, relying on the fact that he is an emperor immediately, has martial arts, is in good health, and strides all the way, and the more he goes, the darker and darker he goes. Such. made her even suspect that the emperor was going to take her to a perverted room and torture her with his own hands.

"Who?" In front of a dark and dilapidated palace courtyard. Out of nowhere, a few black-clad guards popped out.

Gao Gonggong stepped forward and shook something in his hand, and the guards immediately bent down and retreated, not knowing where they had gone.

At this point, Chun Tu Yu could already guess that the palace courtyard in the corner was where Han Yingzi was imprisoned, and no one was allowed to approach it in normal times, and a large number of secret guards with extremely powerful martial arts were covered around it.

Entering the courtyard gate, Chun Tu saw that the courtyard was quite deep and wide, the house was surprisingly large, there were wild grasses everywhere, and the slightest light and popularity were also lacking, which made her feel like visiting and chatting at night. And when he arrived at the door of the palace room at the very end, he climbed several steps, and Han Mou instructed Gao Fu and Chun Tu Yu to follow up, and the two little eunuchs stayed outside to guard.

Chun Tu didn't find out that there were other guards here, presumably the emperor had other ways to make Uncle Shadow unable to move, saving the number of guards from being too many, and it would be used by others, or increase the number of people who knew about it.

Thinking about it, he followed in. However, the palace was still empty, and there was no one to be seen, only Gao Fu stepped forward and touched the wall on the left a few times, and a dark passage appeared on the ground, and there were also flashing lights that pierced through the darkness and spread weakly.

It turns out that there is also a dungeon in the palace. No wonder, nothing can be seen from the outside.

However, after going down the stairs to the end, Han Mou suddenly stopped. Chun Tu Yu was in a hurry and almost hit the dragon's back, but Gao Gonggong was immediately vigilant. Then, suddenly, there was a "ding" sound in the dungeon, where it could not be seen.

Han Mou's body shook, snorted, and pressed his hand on his left shoulder, revealing a painful look. But he only paused for a moment, and rushed in in the blink of an eye, looking like he had very high martial arts. Gao Gonggong, followed closely.

Chun Tu didn't know what to do, and ran over desperately, but before he turned the road, he saw the light reflected on the wall. Messy, staggered back and forth, with weapons in hand...... Then Han Mou shouted, "Who is coming?!" ”

It was the sound of swords that answered him. And Uncle Shadow shouted, "You go!" ”

Han Mou and Gao Gonggong did not quit, and walked in the spring. She reacted super fast, turned and ran.

It's so obvious, there are assassins! Whether it is to kill the emperor or the fake emperor, it is playing lively. She couldn't help, so she had to move the rescuers. Otherwise, the emperor has three longs and two shorts, no matter how wise she is, she has to bury the unlucky twin middle-aged uncles with the whole family!

"There are assassins!"

"Guards!"

"Protect the Emperor!" She screamed loudly in a row of anger!

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………… 66 Have something to say...............

Some readers guessed the joke about the twins, which is actually quite funny, that is, to bathe the twins, but because they look too similar, one was not washed, and the other was washed twice. But unlike my joke, I thought it was funny when I watched it at the time. There is also a very, very winding logic implied in it. You can push it carefully, it's really winding.

Also, we arranged for our little Tu Yu to do some stupid things, which is for the sake of truth. Because people are like this, it is impossible to calculate everything, and everything is not wrong, otherwise how can there be a head to let the donkey kick it? Hehe.

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