Chapter 500 Godbrother

Shallot expounded her views from a professional point of view, and she pouted at a few small ones: "Why are they so stupid, whether they are big or small, long or short, thick or thin, and they are smashed by stones, and they all hurt the same?" Unless some bones are broken, and some are just touched, but not smashed. Mother, you have to be clear, whether it is as ruthless as smashing, we can choose. ”

The gourd and chestnut also nodded their heads.

Chrysanthemum sighed that these big ones were all wary of their usual weird questions, but they were right, they should set a condition, and they were negligent.

She said helplessly: "Even if you smash it as hard!" —getting more and more complicated, and it seemed to be a little farther away from her purpose.

Chestnuts hurt just as much as gourds and shallots.

The reason for the shallot is that if you smash it as hard, the damage to the flesh and blood of the bones, meridians and veins will be the same, and of course it hurts. When it comes to treatment, the medication is the same. She still doesn't leave her profession in three sentences.

The reason for gourds and chestnuts is that there is no reason because they are guessed.

They laughed and said, what the aunt meant was already clear to them: compare the baby with her fingers, regardless of the length of her fingers, it will hurt if she smashes her mother, that is, even if she usually likes which baby she likes more, in fact, all the babies are distressed.

Liu Yunlan gave her son an appreciative smile.

Chrysanthemum asked with a smile: "Did you two guess my intentions first, and then you both felt the same pain, in fact, you don't know if it hurts the same or not, right?" ”

Isn't it a few years older, why is it so uncute, can't you think about it for a while? Look, the youngest one dares to think the most, and the big one is much more rational although he answers correctly.

The gourd nodded honestly, and the chestnut shallots were right.

Qingshan didn't think of it, thinking that it was strange and faceless, and now I heard my sister gourd chestnut and shallots answer correctly. He retorted: "Shallots, no matter how long or thick they are, they all hurt the same, that's not right." You slap you in the face, then a spank in the face. See which one hurts? Of course, my face hurts even more. ”

Chrysanthemum was stunned again, although Qingshan was a little far away, but the point he raised was related to the distribution of nerves in the human body, or the problem of sensitivity, but she didn't understand it very well.

Soybeans also support Uncle Xiao, it can't hurt the same. He proved this with his own practice: when his mother spanked him, he would be fine if it hurt; If you pluck his ear, it will hurt hotly, and it will hurt for a long time, and he will have a fever.

provoked everyone to laugh again, Liu Yunlan glared at her youngest son angrily, and said If you are not naughty, can your mother beat you.

Red peppers have no experience of being beaten. Hearing that the soybeans had to have noses and eyes, some of them were suspicious, so they ran to the chrysanthemum. Let her mother spank her, and then twist her ears to try, she will taste it.

Huaizi Aoki and the others laughed again, and Chrysanthemum looked at the little girl speechlessly.

Soybean rolled his eyes, smiled like a ghost, and leaned in front of Red Pepper and said, "Sister Red Pepper, I'll help you fight." I beat my aunt better, and after I beat you, you know where it hurts more. ”

Fight better than your aunt? It's a shame he can think of it.

Several adults had already laughed softly, and their voices were no longer high-pitched, but became weakly humming. It's just that their bodies keep shaking, which proves that they can't control themselves.

Red Pepper is not stupid, seeing the soybean thief's smirk, and the appearance of the mother's big bad wolf deceiving Little Red Riding Hood, he categorically refused, he thought beautifully.

Aoki saw Shikato and rolled his eyes to look at everyone. Hurriedly asked, "Girl, what do you think?" Let my father and aunt hear about it. ”

Liu Yunlan came to her senses when she heard this, and hurriedly pushed the little girl, telling her to do whatever she wanted, it didn't matter.

Seeing that everyone was looking at her, Zi Ji tilted her little head, blinked her eyes twice, and said, "Mother hurts the most!" ”

The group didn't understand and continued to look at her.

Chrysanthemum was afraid that she was small and didn't understand the topic, so she explained: "Zi Tomato, if your mother's five fingers are smashed by stones, and they are smashed as hard, which finger do you think hurts the most?" ”

Zi Ke first shook his head, and then said: "My mother's hand is smashed, and Zi Ke hurts the most; The purple eggplant smashed her hand, and her mother hurt the most. Well, my dad hurts, my aunt hurts, my grandparents hurt, my brothers and sisters hurt......"

Woohoo! This little girl! Liu Yunlan felt that her heart was about to melt - her daughter was so well-behaved, why did she complain that people liked her? They all looked at their sister with joy, and felt that her words were listening.

The little man who is only two years old is very considerate of the thoughts of adults, and knows that she feels distressed when she smashes her relatives, and as for who likes whom more, she has never thought about it at all. Don't look at her as the youngest at home, but she never cries and fights for favor, and she is even very coquettish.

Chrysanthemum was also moved, this baby has a pure heart, just like her real aunt, herself, is not so simple.

She took the opportunity to take Aoyama's shoulders and whispered a word in his ear.

Qingshan listened, looked at the little niece and nodded, and promised her a few words. As for whether it can be complied with, let's look ahead, of course, the education of little children is not achieved overnight. However, he made a move that made Chrysanthemum very happy: he ran to the gourd, pulled his arm, and asked him if he was still in pain, and the uncle wronged him.

The gourd hurriedly stopped hurting at all, and then looked at the uncle and grinned, and glanced at the aunt again.

Chestnut was very happy to see that it was rare for his uncle to admit his mistake, so he beckoned them to go out to play, "Hurry up, we will have dinner after playing for a while." ”

After the babies went out, a few people still felt funny and sighed when they remembered what had just happened.

Chrysanthemum leaned lazily on the back of the chair and asked Aoki, "Brother, why did your father become like this?" If our family is that complicated family, or my brother and sister-in-law are ruthless and disregard for their brothers, he has to go over to protect him like this, obviously the family is harmonious, he wants to be troublesome. ”

Where can Aoki get it, only a wry smile.

Liu Yunlan saw Chrysanthemum looking at her, pursed her lips and smiled: "Sister, don't think about it." How can this be justified? My mother-in-law didn't do this to Yungen back then, and they didn't work if I left me. So I'm not surprised that my father-in-law is like this. It's that you and Aoki are usually used to being kind, and they can't see this kind of thing. But I want to say more words today, this matter is not urgent, the more you want to take care of Qingshan, the more my father-in-law must protect it, because he thinks why you always dislike Qingshan, so I don't see your gourds and chestnuts. ”

Huaizi suddenly realized: "Dad may really think so." ”

Chrysanthemum frowned and said, "But Qingshan is a little arrogant, no matter what?" "Bigger it and it's finalized.

Liu Yunlan smiled and said, "Dad doesn't think so. ”

She thought to herself, her mother-in-law didn't give more money to Aoki that year because her mother-in-law's old lady Chrysanthemum, regardless of her mother's family, and pointed out that Sang scolded Huaidi and threw a tantrum at her father-in-law.

She can see through it, the old man's mind is also very simple, they don't think so much, they just feel sorry for their younger son, for fear that their younger son will suffer more, and they are afraid that he will suffer, thinking that his brother and sister can do more, so take care of him more. I don't know if I'll become like this when I'm old.

Aoki tapped his finger on the table and said, "Wait until I think of a way......"

Chrysanthemum proposed: "If you don't think of a reason, let them help pick fungus." It's good to teach them some truths when they work. Qingshan is a simple character, if no one follows him, he may not be like this. ”

Aoki nodded, "That's not bad." Let them go to Uncle Liu's to help. It's right at your doorstep, so you don't have to go to me, and my dad has to worry about it. ”

Huaizi smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm short of people." They can do some work, eat less, and don't have to pay for it. Look at what I'm doing with them. ”

Aoki laughed.

At lunchtime, men and women sit separately, and there are two large tables. The atmosphere at the dinner table was lively, and the little babies were already as harmonious as ever, as if there was no such thing as quarreling.

After the meal, there was another happy event: Zhang Yang sent two people to send a letter back, which had been released as the county magistrate of Sanyuan County under the rule of Yuzhou. Because Sanyuan County is 600 miles south of Qinghui County, it passes through Qinghui County on the way. He specially asked for an early post, and when he passed by Qinghui, he would return to his hometown to visit his parents, and it was estimated that he would be able to arrive home in mid-June, and he would live at home for more than 20 days.

Zhang Dazhuan and his family were overjoyed, and they suddenly became energetic, and shouted loudly to hurry home, to pack up and prepare, and the youngest son was about to go home.

Huaizi looked at her father and mother funny, and said, "Dad, mother!" The house is complete, there are many empty houses, and there is nothing to prepare. Yang Zi is the son of his father and mother, and he is also the son of his father and mother when he becomes an official, so he doesn't want those fake gifts for face. Mother might as well think about it, wait for this kid's house to come, and cook something delicious for him to eat! ”

He smiled embarrassedly: "I'm also dizzy with joy." This stinky boy, he hasn't come back for so many years, and when he comes home, I won't smoke him! I also cooked rice and ate him, thinking beautifully! I should let him cook with his daughter-in-law and eat me. ”

The little babies laughed when they heard it, and the chestnut squeezed her eyes at the shallots and said, the second uncle is miserable!

Seeing her with a dead duck's hard mouth, Yang persuaded funny: "Even if it is my own son, I have to make some preparations." He didn't come back alone, he also brought his new daughter-in-law's house, and the little grandson also saw his grandparents for the first time, so he couldn't be sloppy. Chrysanthemum, help your mother-in-law with some information. You are the sister-in-law, and the brother and daughter-in-law do not live with you, although they are a family, they are counted as entering the door, and they must be greeted with all their hearts. ”

Chrysanthemum nodded with a smile.

Concubine, I don't know what it is? I often listen to the stories of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fighting in the village, and I feel that my family is too quiet and monotonous.

Zhang Daxuan looked at the chrysanthemum with satisfaction and said, "Damn, why are you blind." There are chrysanthemums, what are you worried about? If you want me, you still have to make up your mind. Chrysanthemum and Huaizi have read a lot of books and know a lot, they are more knowledgeable than us, so it is best for them to go to Zhang Luo, and it also saves us from getting inappropriate, so that the daughter-in-law from the capital can see the joke. Even if the daughter-in-law doesn't laugh, the subordinates they bring will laugh too. ”

He listened to the central meaning, nodded again and again, and turned around to entrust Chrysanthemum.