Chaos Genesis Chapter 77 Disrupts the arena and dances with water sleeves

Woe to Genesis

Chapter Seventy-Seven: Disrupting the Arena

After a whistle, it was accompanied by the earth-shattering shouts and cheers from the audience. The 25 members of the envoy team have been divided into five groups, and each group has drilled into the barbed wire at an interval of 10 seconds. At the same time, the sky was full of arrows and loomed down towards the crossing area......

Less than half a minute later, in Yun Qianqian's silent eyes, the captain of the guard, who had just promised to let the "envoy" take a look at the heroic posture of the soldiers, sweated embarrassedly: "This...... It's not that our army is too weak, it's that the enemy is too strong......"

“…… Understandably, call a priest down and treat the athletes. Banana's! It's good to be wise...... Fortunately, the Lord God expanded the scale, and by the way, he temporarily changed this time period to a period of no death, forcing the last bit of blood to be retained, otherwise they would have successfully become martyrs...... "Although this group of NPCs is not really their own surname, it is good to say that it is also under her cover now, and this dead king is too faceless!"

There is no suspense, this game is regarded as the victory of the king's army, and the cheerleaders belonging to the Nanming City side in the stands applauded thunderously and rejoiced, while Yun Qianqian gritted his teeth and looked angry.

"Your Majesty, congratulations on your victory in the first battle!" Yiye Zhiqiu first said hello to the king who was dancing with his eyebrows, and then turned his head to comfort Yun Qianqian: "Your Excellency, please don't worry, there are still a few left." ”

Yun Qianqian squinted at Ye Zhiqiu coldly, and squeezed out three words from between his teeth: "Wall grass!" ”

"Uh......"

Long Teng, who hadn't spoken much since he entered the arena, suddenly sneered next to him. His eyes were still looking at the game where the players had withdrawn, not knowing who he was mocking. Yiye Zhiqiu's face was a little unbearable, and he glared at him angrily: "What are you laughing at?!" ”

"I'm happy to laugh at something, what are you nervous about?!" Long Teng replied unhurriedly.

"Which eye of yours saw me nervous?!"

"Two!"

"You ......"

Yun Qianqianqing jumped wildly, beckoned to pull the captain of the guard behind him, pointed at the two brains and asked, "Don't let me see them before the next game starts?!" "I'm thinking about the next game, these two are distracted by the side, and I don't know how to restrain my voice so high......

Before the captain of the guard could explain to Yun Qianqian how inconsistent this requirement was, Ye Zhiqiu and Long Teng, who also heard this sentence, had already shut up themselves, the so-called people don't fight with officials, and players don't fight with NPCs...... He is not only an aborigine, but also a big official, and he can't afford to be provoked!

After getting the two of them, Yun Qianqian grabbed his head and picked up the game table from in front of him: "Next game...... Uh, quizzes?! What kind of idiot is this Race List?! Thought it was a variety show?! I've never eaten pork and I've seen pigs run, which soldier's competition will come up with such a project?! ”

King Nanmingcheng coughed awkwardly beside him, cleared his throat and said: "This is a game that was sorted out after the opinions of comprehensive professionals, and the talents of modern countries pay attention to multi-faceted and all-round development, even if they are just soldiers, they can't just focus on force!" It is a taboo to be brave and unresourceful, and we must actively cultivate a new generation of fighters with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor......"

Three wins in five games, the competition between the two armies is actually the last item, and Yun Qianqian has every reason to believe that the rules in these rounds of the game are definitely done by tricks, not to mention the crossfire in front, for example, the intellectual competition in the back, maybe people have already taken the answers to the questions to all their soldiers to memorize.

Cheating is everywhere. It is much more convenient than others to have a back door and a backstage, don't think that the so-called open and transparent assessment is really fair, you must know that the wisdom of Chinese is infinite, especially in terms of these collusions, it has gone through thousands of years of civilization and experience......

"It's not good!" At this time, Yun Qianqian only had to catch the gentleman to discuss, her expression was serious, and her tone was solemn: "Now it's a critical time, it doesn't matter if you win or not, but at least you have to hold out until the last competition!" If we lose three games in the first four games, let alone force your senior brother into a Jedi at that time, it is estimated that he will not even need to make a move, just mix up the number of people in the team! ”

"In other words, we have to control that both teams only win two games each, and more or less will cause the last game to be dropped by the clouds......" The gentleman touched his chin: "You can't control the situation in the intellectual competition?!" ”

"Control a yarn, Lord Ben is now an envoy, and he sits here as an ambassador, do you think we are like a dragon, and no one pays attention to it wherever we go?!" Yun Qianqian glanced at him: "If you want me to control the envoy team to lose, it's simple, if you look at the momentum is too good, just call the athletes over." Said to be a reward for them, each person will be rewarded with a bowl of powerful fast-acting laxatives......"

The gentleman couldn't help but shudder. Either how to say that people are the first person to be insidious and cunning, and they have been liars for a long time, but they have never met such ruthless girls, especially for their subordinates, what a rare professional quality, his three brothers and sisters outside Samarius, none of the four can do such a beast......

"How much time is there until the next race project starts?!" The gentleman settled down, wiped off a cold sweat, and finally began to study the topic.

"In less than ten minutes."

"Not enough! It will take me at least fifteen minutes to get the contest questions! The gentleman shook his head solemnly, very sorry.

"Can you get the contest questions?!" Yun Qianqian's eyes lit up, and she was suddenly overjoyed. The gentleman looked down on her surprise virtue, and didn't want to think about what he was doing, as for being so surprised: "Don't forget, I'm a professional...... But it's still that problem, there is not enough time to solve the problem! ”

"No problem! I'm going to apply for an extension! If it doesn't work, I'll think of something else. Yun Qianqian waved her little hand, patted her chest very boldly and promised: "As long as you can get the competition question, let alone fifteen minutes, I can fight for you in half an hour!" ”

"Really?!" The gentleman gasped, this time Changyun Qianqian despised him: "Don't forget, Ben Mi...... Ben-sama is also a professional! ”

......The gentleman was silent for half a minute, and then wiped his sweat again. I almost forgot, although other people's professional props are not as many as their own, but when it comes to pit abduction, if you and others really want to match, you may not be at a loss, that is an ancestor-level character, and when you pestle this fruit, it actually seems so pure......

After ten minutes, the break ends. The king glanced at the host, who understood, and was about to raise the microphone to announce the start of the game again, when an NPC child suddenly entered the arena and stumbled over a large envelope to the host, smiling sweetly and cutely: "Big brother, there is a sister who asked me to bring you this envelope." ”

"Uh...... Good boy, my brother is presiding over the game, don't make a fuss, okay?! The host sweated, and then turned his head and accused the soldiers in charge of guarding the field unhappily: "How can you just let children into the playing field?!" ”

The soldiers looked at the crowd, but they didn't look at the host - that's our king's youngest son, do you have the guts to stop one for us to see?!

The king of Nanmingcheng was also sweating, and hurriedly made a look, and asked someone to go down to pull his son back, and by the way, he apologized to the "envoy" who came back after going to the toilet: "The little prince is not sensible, let the envoy laugh." ”

"It's okay!" The new "envoy" is the heavenly walking who was temporarily recruited to help, calmly pretending to be a big-tailed wolf, and in the eyes of many people, he looked like he was not shocked, but he already wanted to cry without tears in his heart - who did Lao Tzu recruit to provoke whom?! We're very shy and shy, okay, don't bring people on the stage to show people like this!

The little prince was carried back and placed next to the king, and the other NPCs hurriedly added a small place in the stands. And the envelope finally fell into the hands of the host, who was inexplicably depressed for a while, and finally decided to see what he was getting. As a result, as soon as the envelope was unfolded, and after just a few glances, this person immediately sweated like rain.

There is only a note and a few photos in the envelope, not to mention the content of the note, but the photos are very scary, it is a man who looks exactly like the host, and he is surrounded by a group of beautiful NPCs, snuggling left and right, laughing at several close-ups......

Grass mud horse! When has Lao Tzu ever seen so many superb girls?! The host was puzzled and unfolded the note and looked at it, and said: Delay the game, otherwise these photos will be the headlines of the next issue of the Genesis Times...... Down, a lot of peaches.

Slander is a harmless thing for many men, if you come across such news. Usually it just means that you will smile, and no one will blame others. Not to mention that these photos are not exciting enough at all compared to the XX door, at most they are just a small lace.

But the problem is that this host is different, people's profession in reality is a soul engineer, a freshly baked little gardener who has just obtained a teaching qualification certificate and has not been on the job for a long time...... If such a photo is seen by a real colleague, classmate or student's parents, regardless of the authenticity of the protagonist of the photo, just discussing it for a while is enough to leave a stain on his career.

I just want to be a host, and by the way, I just want to make a nickname. If you lose your professional life for this, it's really not worth it, and if it is sent by someone else, it doesn't matter, this peach Duoduo is a well-known rotten person, she definitely did it...... The host couldn't help but wipe his sweat again, and the more he thought about it, the more frightened he felt.

"King, please announce the start of the tournament at once! What's wrong with you, sir?! A soldier came to deliver the king's words, and the host's nervous eyes rolled a few times, and he suddenly squatted down and cried out to cover his stomach: "Ouch! I just had a bad stomach, where's the toilet?! ……”

The host left the stadium halfway, and the whole game was in an uproar, and the face of the king in the stands became not very good. In the game hosted by himself, the most critical host actually ran away, which is simply making him lose face in public!

"Envoy, I'm so sorry!" The king apologized to Heaven Walking in embarrassment, and Heaven Walking waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, it's okay, people have three urgies!" Understandable, understandable...... Haha......"

Yiye Zhiqiu and Long Teng glanced at each other, and at the same time expressed their incomprehension. It's okay to say that the host is an NPC, but it's obviously a player...... What are the three urgencies that players will have in the game, and they will also need to find a toilet?!

The situation is one after another, the king's side is in a hurry to catch the temporary host all over the world, and there are NPCs in the competition field again, a group of chefs with pots and pans rushed in, and the leader ran to the judges' table to greet the king: "Hello Your Majesty, just now Her Royal Highness the princess went to our restaurant to order a few chefs, saying that she was going to hold an open-air flowing water banquet in the competition venue......

"You say princess?!" The king glanced suspiciously at the princess behind him, who was surprised: "I haven't been out here all this time?!" ”

The cook glanced at the princess in the king's line of sight. Then he nodded with great affirmation: "Yes, it is Your Royal Highness the princess who went in person!" ”

"It can't be!" The princess was angry, this person dared to lie with his eyes open in front of so many people, it was simply too unusual.

"It's true!" The chef was aggrieved: "The guests who dined in the restaurant at that time can testify......"

"That's it!" When the king saw that this seemed to be a little confused, he quickly stopped them from continuing their argument, rubbed his temples with a headache, and said helplessly to the cook: "The princess has never left my side, maybe you are mistaken...... "Banana's!" I have to let this group of people get out of the way first, the cooks below have already opened the table on his playing field and set up the stove, they are playing a game, not preparing for an open-air dance!

"But ......" The chef still wanted to declare that he was not mistaken, but when he saw that the king's face was already blue, he hurriedly closed his mouth and swallowed the unspoken words, thinking about it, he was still a little aggrieved, and he pouted and said: "We have so many people, delaying a lot of business in the restaurant, and we spent more than 300 gold coins just to buy enough ingredients......"

"Treasurer, settle the bill for him and send these people out of the playing field!" The king hurriedly called.

Not long after the matter of the cooks was settled, a group of people from the song and dance troupe entered again, and the head of the troupe walked up to the king respectfully and bowed: "Your Majesty, according to the orders of Her Royal Highness the princess, I have brought the best song and dance girls in our troupe to ......"

"I didn't ......" the princess didn't know what to say anymore, her mouth was grunted aggrievedly, and her eyes were shining with tears.

The ...... king was silent for three seconds, then turned his head and continued to call the treasurer: "Settle the appearance fee, and then send the people away!" ”

- "Your Majesty, we have been ordered by Her Highness the Princess to set up the playing field, and we have brought paint, streamers, balloons, magic plants, and ......"

"Treasurer! Give them a checkout! ”

"Dear Your Majesty, the priest of our church is the princess, who invited to do a physical examination, doping test, blood sugar and blood pressure blood ...... for the athletes"

"Treasurer!"

"Your Majesty, we ......"

"Treasurer ......"

In just half an hour, the king received no less than a dozen groups of visitors, who came here for a variety of reasons and with different arguments. The only thing they have in common is that they all claim to have been invited by the princess herself, and all of them have witnesses to prove it.

There was no commotion among the players in the stands, and although the game had not been announced for a long time, such excitement was rare. Everyone was here to pass the time, and the scene was obviously more joyful for them.

The princess hugged her head and began to wonder if she had a split personality, otherwise why did she do so many things and she wouldn't remember?! The king's energy was exhausted, his eyes were straight, and now he didn't know anything, as long as he saw someone walking in front of him, he immediately subconsciously shouted: "Treasurer, give money!" Let him go! ”

"Your Majesty, I haven't started presiding yet, how can I get paid now?! And where are you going to let me go?! The temporary presiding officer, who had been appointed on the verge of danger, looked at the king with anxiety, feeling aggrieved by what he had been disliked as soon as he arrived—who had he provoked?!

The king was stunned, then blushed, how long had it been since he had done such a humiliating thing?! As the leader of a country, the most important thing is to maintain a good image in front of the public, not to mention a public gaffe, even if you want to fart in public. Embarrassment, the financial officer behind him, who was also confused and subconsciously wanted to take out his wallet to settle the bill as soon as he heard the order, drove back, the king pulled the corners of his mouth stiffly, and tried to put on a kind and majestic expression: "You are the new host?!" Very good, host it with your heart, hosting this game will be one of the honors of your life......"

But this game is going to be one of the nightmares of your life...... Heaven Walk, who had been watching everything from beginning to end, sympathized with the king, and let out a long sigh of compassion, glad for the first time that he had not become an enemy of the rotten fruit.

Replacing the guard who pretended to be the gentleman at the beginning, Yun Qianqian sneaked into the competition venue, and in the name of the envoy that Heaven Walking is now playing, he gave the questions and answers that the gentleman deceived from the judges to the guards who participated in the competition to urgently sprint to learn, and gave a death order, requiring all the guards to memorize at least 10 questions, and to cooperate together when answering them.

Although there was some resistance to cheating, the commander's order was the greatest, and after the guards hesitated for a while, they sent someone to walk in heaven and ask for instructions, and finally reluctantly started the high school entrance examination-style cramming camp. Within ten minutes, all the guards had been reborn.

Out of consideration for double insurance, Yun Qianqian was not satisfied, but ran to the side of the king's team again, and found a way to add some ingredients to the tea of the participants......

Finally, the fun time is over, and the players in the stands are disappointed to find that the athletes have been back in place, the host has also been replaced, and more importantly, there are no other NPCs entering the venue, which makes them a lot less fun.

The game was announced to start again, and Yun Qianqian took off her mask and blended into the audience in the stands with her true face, becoming one of the most ordinary soy sauce parties.

"Done?!" The gentleman and the Heavenly Walking Pair flew together to receive the news, Yun Qianqian replied to the former with a positive message, and then criticized the latter mercilessly: "Don't be distracted, you are an envoy now, just do your own task, what are you doing so much about other people's affairs?!" ”

Heaven Walking was very aggrieved: "If you get it done, come and replace me over there!" With so many people watching, I feel very uncomfortable! ”

"Look at your little bit of talent!" Yun Qianqian despised it: "Since you are a professional liar, the first thing you should learn is to be good at adapting to various situations!" Could it be that you only plan to take the civilian route in the future, and you don't plan to deceive the nobles and the top of power?! …… Your master will cry for you if he knows, and as a man, you have to have a little ambition! ”

Heaven walked and wiped his sweat: "Sister, don't you talk about a shady profession as if it were a great ambition, okay?!" And I don't want to make my work pressure so big, just deceive a few little MMs to adjust their ordinary life, and leave the more difficult task to my so-called master and gentleman! ”

"Cut!" Yun Qianqian cut off communication and didn't like to deal with him. A far-sighted person like her can't communicate with a short-sighted person. No matter what kind of resources it is, the best part must be in the hands of a few people such as the children of nobles, whether it is wealth or beauty, otherwise there will not be so many nobles robbing folk beauties......

"Hello everyone! I am the new host in the future, and from the second competition project, I will lead you to appreciate the heroic appearance of the contestants. The new host quickly got ready, raised the microphone in the middle of the playing field, and began to talk enthusiastically like the previous host.

"Cut! Load B! Yun Qianqian glanced at it with disdain and lost interest in looking at it, and shifted her gaze to the contestants on both sides.

"yes, yes! If Lao Tzu hadn't been yin, this good thing would have been topped by him! Unexpectedly, there was actually a person next to Yun Qianqian who echoed her.

Yun Qianqian turned around curiously, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, how could the host who was yin by herself be in the audience? ! Shouldn't he find a place to hide for a while now, and it's normal to cry bitterly by the way?!

"Hello, hello!" The former host also noticed that Yun Qianqian was looking at him, and thought it was a fan who was attracted by the hosting he had just hosted, so he hurriedly straightened his hair and introduced himself: "I am the host XXX who came on the stage, may I ask Miss your surname?!" ”

"Uh...... I don't think you should want to know. ”

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