Johnson had no choice but to choose the stupidest and most effective method, teach sentence by sentence, he sang a sentence, and Meiyu sang another sentence. There are a total of five lyrics, and Johnson is very entangled to find that his tongue is about to be knotted, and Meiyu is still out of tune according to a strange admiration.

If Johnson's voice is running on a straight track, then the sound of the rainy season is a big circle, wading through mountains and rivers in the middle, and returning to the finish line after a lot of hardships.

There are more than one turn after running out of tune, and it is conceivable that the sound of the rainy season is really a terrible torture for the instructor.

Johnson was not a very patient person, and when his forehead was bruised and his patience was exhausted, he finally grabbed a few brothers who were watching the excitement in a frenzy, and called her by name one after another: "Eric, you teach her to sing the first line, Amy, Els, Cruise, Jerry, you take turns to come down, one sentence per person." ”

Eric is a cute fat boy, Els is a very beautiful boy, and Jerry is a tough and handsome boy.

Looking at Johnson's strange smile, several boys looked at each other, and finally touched their noses in resignation, and took on the position of temporary teacher, anyway, there are five people, one person teaches a sentence, it's not difficult, right? Probably, maybe?

Johnson didn't know where to turn out a beer, opened the can, poured it in one go, wiped the beer foam from the corner of his lower lip with the back of his hand, turned his head to see a few brothers teaching AY, and his mood improved greatly.

As Mei Yu's own brother, Amy is obviously the most patient of the boys, and he patiently corrects Mei Yu's pronunciation: "This is heaven, not hair, we want to enter heaven, not your hair." ”

The half sip of beer that Johnson just swallowed immediately squirted out ♀ The chick is too stunky, can you not be so funny, think about it, when he taught AY just now, it seemed to be so funny, no wonder those guys went to the toilet every once in a while, and thought they drank too much, now that I think about it, TD is running to the toilet to steal fun.

When Amy was tortured to the limit, Cruise came up like a hero, which is a chatterbox. The characteristic of chatter is careful, Cruise summarized the reasons for the successive failures of Johnson and Amy, well, Johnson wants to learn to run before he can walk, and Amy also wants to do it in one step.

Cruise looked at Mei Yu with a smile, and only one word popped out of his mouth, and heard Mei Yu repeat it. He nodded with satisfaction, yes, corrected the pronunciation a little and passed the test.

Read a word three or four times, and wait until Meiyu has completely mastered the pronunciation of each word. Cruise repeated the lyrics together, and Meiyu repeated them with him.

Cruise burst into tears, ♀ is the legendary famous teacher and apprentice, right? The two fools in front of him are all first-class children of misguided people, and sure enough, Maxima has to meet Bole to become four hooves.

Cruise's voice was gently squeezed out of the water, and a lyric was sung by him with affection, and after singing, Cruise looked at the rainy season with anticipation, come on, child, let them be shocked by your beautiful singing voice, when you ascend to the throne of the most popular singer in the Grammys, don't forget to thank your dearest teacher. Cruise.

Under Cruise's encouraging eyes, Meiyu bravely opened her mouth, with the same affection. It's just that Cruise sings like a girl with a spring, and Meiyu is a who wants to get out of the wall.

Crews, with his eyes straight, couldn't face this reality. He shook his head slowly, muttering, "How come? Even if it's a pig, it's time to know by now. As soon as the words came out, Cruise shuddered excitedly, what did he say just now, oh my God, no, is he making it clear that this violent woman is stupider than a pig?

As if to prove what he said, a cold voice was as pervasive as the moonlight at night, covering the room: "Please don't insult pigs, pigs are very smart." ”

Who's this? Whoever is so bold and tired of living will find a crooked-necked tree and hang it, AY will make people unable to survive, and they can't die.

The boys looked together towards the place where the sound came from, a slightly thin teenager, carrying several large boxes of pizza in his hands, with no expression on his face, but it just made people feel that he was superior, and his disdain popped up frantically from every pore on his body.

Amy squeezed out of the crowd, almost crying with joy, he took the pizza with one hand and cried, "Peter, you're finally here." Amy almost didn't kneel at the feet of Little P, thanking the Savior for coming.

It turned out that after Johnson and others saw the super high strength of Meiyu, they thought that it was likely to rehearse all night, this house is not in front of the village, and it is not on the ground, and usually everyone only stores some beer and drinks.

Xiao P responded lightly, and casually ordered: "My computer is still in the car, you go and take it out for me." ”

Amy answered loudly, shoved the pizza into Johnson's arms, and ran out of the house.

Under the slightly hostile gaze of Johnson and others, Xiao P put his hands in his pockets, slowly paced in front of Meiyu, looked up and down, did not speak, only squeezed one out from between his teeth.

The hostility in Johnson's eyes instantly dissipated, full of worship for the warriors, this simple huh is too learned, showing the maximum contempt a person can send to the limit, the slanting eyes, the lazy posture, and the sound that seems to be unprovoked to the extreme, G, even a saint will jump out of the grave and slap him twice.

The boys peeked at AY again, her fists clenched, her head drooped deeply, her cheeks bulging continuously, obviously angry to the extreme, but that's it, she didn't even react in any other way.

didn't jump up and beat people, and didn't refute loudly, ahhhh

AMY WALKED BACK HAPPILY WITH HER LAPTOP IN HER HAND, AND WHEN SHE SAW THE SILENCE IN THE HALL, SHE WAS STUNNED FOR A MOMENT, AND SAID, "YOU DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER ♀ YET, PETER IS MY BROTHER." ”

AMY HESITATED, AND SEEING THAT LITTLE P DIDN'T REACT, SHE SUDDENLY BECAME CONFIDENT, STRAIGHTENED HER WAIST AND SHOWED OFF: "PETER IS A PROFESSOR." ”

Sure enough, the eyes of all the boys changed, Johnson shook his head violently, and said repeatedly: "Impossible, you lied to people." ”

Several other people also discussed: "Yes, you are a professor at such a young age?" Fool the ghost! ”

"I guess I'm a high school student like us, and at most I skipped a grade and went to college. It should be a college student. ”

In the midst of all the discussions, Xiao P calmly opened his mouth, "Princeton University has a Ph.D. in biology and Dartmouth College has a Ph.D. in psychology." ”

Silence, infinite silence.

Amy's words. was unanimously doubted by everyone, and the same words came out of Xiao P's mouth, but it was unusually convincing.

This is the embodiment of the strong strength of non-human beings, Lord P, hurry back to Mars, don't bully the weak and poor humans, Meiyu and Amy, the two sisters and brothers, have a high degree of unity of mind at this time.

Little P quickly turned on the computer ∫ didn't find a chair for a long time, and finally Cruise flattered and sent the drum stool. Amy respectfully handed over a piece of pizza.

Watching Xiao P fiddle with the computer with all his attention, and the others scattered the pizza in a hurry, Johnson glanced at Mei Yu and Xiao P, whose heads were together, patted Amy's shoulder, and lowered his voice and said, "I said, how did your family get the best quality?" ”

Amy's pizza became a little unsavory, he glared at Johnson fiercely, and argued: "What is the best, this is excellent!" The perfect embodiment of excellent genes! ”

Johnson raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Obviously, the excellent genes have been used up in your brother and sister. There's only a bit of scum left with you. ”

Amy smiled, not hit at all, he pulled the collar ∠ side of a badge shiny, obviously carefully cared for by the owner] Sen's face suddenly gloomy, this stinky boy, went around China in the summer, and when he came back, he became a veteran, and a few of them are still in the elite.

After eating the pizza, Xiao P beckoned to several boys and gave a simple and direct order: "You sing this paragraph for each person." ”

The boys glanced at each other, and although they didn't know what Little P meant, they still sang loudly as he commanded.

Mei Yu listened carefully, everyone's voice was very distinctive, Johnson's voice was low, with some metallic texture, like a blunt saw, cutting slowly;

Cruise's voice was a little sweet, like the cream foam in a cappuccino, and when you inhale it, only a faint milky aroma remains;

……

There were only five lyrics in total, and soon, all the boys sang it again, and Xiao P reached out to wait, reached out to put on the headphones, and then signaled that Meiyu could sing.

The boys lowered their heads in unison, not daring to look at the face of the female devil, shame, and were laughed at alive.

Mei Yu's breath blocked her throat, and she could vomit blood when she opened her mouth, she gritted her teeth and sang it again, this voice was more magnificent than she had sung before, just from the fact that all the boys on the field moved in unison to cover their ears.

After all the singing, Little P's fingers tapped, and soon, seven curves appeared on the screen, each curve was undulating, some like a sine function, or an electrocardiogram in the hospital.

The boys all gathered around curiously, but no one dared to ask, Xiao P glanced at the bystanders lightly, pointed to the curve, and explained: "These are your sound functions, including the two basic variables of vocal range and volume, by filtering the most similar sound functions,"

Xiao P's hand tapped on the computer, and soon, the curves disappeared one by one, and finally, only two curves were left on the screen fluttering slightly.

Anyone can see that the waveforms of these two curves are the most similar.

Xiao P's eyes swept through the crowd, and finally fixed on Johnson, and said with great certainty: "You and her voice quality are the most similar, and you will lead her to practice, which will have the effect of getting twice the result with half the effort." ”

This is very simple, just like most gymnasts are short and muscular, while swimmers have inverted triangle body proportions.

People who engage in the same activity have more or less in common.

It's just that in terms of entertainment, it's not as obvious as sports] Sen stretched out his index finger in disbelief and pointed at his nose, and asked, "Me?!" ”

The other brothers looked at him sympathetically, and nodded in unison, with expressions on their faces that wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

No one expected] Mori pushed Meiyu to a few other people because of his lack of patience, and went around in a big circle, and this unlucky errand fell back to him.

Xiao P's will cannot be refused, his words are concise, clear, belong to assembly language, directly input into the computer and execute immediately, "You sing, she practice." ”

Four words decided Johnson's fate] Sen gritted his teeth and refused to accept his fate: "Why don't you record the voice." Ask AY to listen to the recording and learn? ”

Xiao P shrugged his shoulders: "The sound recorded by the computer, if it reaches a certain point, it is not easy to choose, and it is a waste of time." ”

Johnson wanted to cry without tears, and he understood. He is a smart repeater, which does not use batteries, which is efficient and environmentally friendly. And it's cheap.

Johnson also can't remember how many times, a hundred times? A thousand times?

He remembered in a trance that his last wish was to be a mute and spit out the last coda and look at the rickety Johnson. Mei Yu stretched out her index finger and tapped it lightly on his forehead. An evil force enveloped Johnson's body, and his body instantly stiffened, plopped, and fell to the ground.

Well, the poor boy just sleeps with exhaustion.

Mei Yu looked at the boys sleeping all over the ground, and was a little reluctant to go, these people began to watch Johnson's disciple tour with great interest, and even came up with a lot of bad ideas, and then they couldn't stand the rotten wood of Mei Yu. One by one, they yawned and fell on the spot.

Meiyu sighed and moved them together, but fortunately the weather was not very cold ♀ now, and the floor was covered in the house again, and Meiyu took off the cotton cloth covering the drum kit. Cover them up.

When I turned around and saw that Xiao P was still busy in front of the computer, I couldn't help but lean over, looked at it twice, and asked in a low voice, "Aren't you sleepy?" ”

Xiao P's hand jumped quickly on the keyboard a few times, and then he looked up at Mei Yu: "It's okay," paused, Xiao P's eyes became strange, he looked Mei Yu up and down, and said with some confusion: "You run out of tune very well, but once you find it, you won't sing the wrong ...... again."

Surprised by the meaning of exploration in Xiao P's words, Meiyu couldn't help but shudder, she laughed twice: "Ha, ha, I'd better rest, it will be dawn in a few hours." With that, Mei Yu ran upstairs with a smoke, joke, she didn't want to be the object of Xiao P's research.

Upstairs was where the boys changed their clothes, and there were some punk-style clothes piled up on the ground, and Mei Yu gathered these clothes together, sat down simply, and slowly lay down on the ground, humming softly in his mouth, and fell asleep unconsciously.

The next morning, Mei Yu was quarreled by the loud music downstairs, and she turned over and sat up, confused for a moment, before gradually recalling the events of the previous night.

Mei Yu saw that the sky was bright outside, and she hurried downstairs to see several teenagers playing with musical instruments vigorously, and Amy was holding the microphone in the center of the venue and making an affectionate singing gesture, but it was Cruise behind him who really spoke.

Mei Yu glanced at it, and felt a little funny, these guys are still playing double reeds.

Among them, Johnson is behind the drum kit, shaking his head with a drum cone in his hand, very intoxicated, and looks quite handsome, if you ignore the strange sight of him squatting in the air.

Meiyu quietly walked to the side of Xiao P, who was still occupying the drum stool, and looked at the time on the notebook, uh, eight o'clock in the morning, fortunately, it was in time.

Mei Yu turned around and rushed into the bathroom, simply splashed her face with cold water, and took out a makeup bag from her bag, and simply put on light makeup, looking much better.

After coming out, Mei Yu looked at the boys who were playing in the middle of the room again, and Johnson was the first to notice her, her feet were weak, she almost didn't stand firmly, barely supported her body, and laughed twice: "Do you want to cooperate once to see the effect?" ”

Mei Yu looked at the time, it was still too late, and immediately nodded excitedly, she also wanted to see the results of her one-night special training, she dreamed last night, and she was still singing the sound of heaven in her dream, this song is now unforgettable.

As yesterday, the boys took to the corner to stand, and it was still Johnson who took the lead, and the magnetic bass seduced the ears, and even Little P looked up from the computer to watch.

Everything went smoothly, a group of cats sneaked out of all corners in turn, singing in chorus, it was perfect.

When the formation suddenly dispersed. A strange sound suddenly appeared, and the cats stiffened, as if their tails had suddenly been stepped on, and everyone looked back at Meiyu together.

Mei Yu snorted, and only felt embarrassed under the expressionless gaze of everyone, Johnson squatted down, pulled his hair painfully with both hands, and the others walked to him sympathetically and patted him on the shoulder.

Johnson jumped up angrily, his fingers trembling. Pointing to the rainy season, "You, you ......"

Mei Yu hurriedly lowered her head, looking like a good boy who knows his mistakes and changes them, and whispered: "I don't know, why did there go wrong when I sang."

After that, Meiyu raised her head and looked at Johnson with a smile, "Why don't I give you a separate paragraph?" Then, Mei Yu sang to herself, her voice was clear, the words were round, and each note stood in her position just right, and even the beat was exactly right.

The boys looked at each other, not knowing what was wrong, and Little P pushed the computer and stood up, "It's supposed to be the time of the chorus, you took her voice away."

After speaking, Xiao P simply took off the headphones on the computer, threw them into Mei Yu's hand, and ordered: "Put it on, do it again."

Mei Yu put on the headphones suspiciously, and the world instantly cleared up, and all the sounds seemed to be separated by a thick wall, and only vague whispers were left in the ears.

This time it went well, Mei Yu didn't go out of tune, Johnson breathed a sigh of relief, Mei Yu also breathed a sigh of relief, she looked at a few boys with a biased face, bowed heavily, and solemnly thanked: "Thank you very much this time."

Seeing the boys petrified again, Mei Yu had a hint of mischievous pleasure in her heart, she pursed her lips and smiled, slipped to Xiao P's side, pulled his sleeve and said, "You send me to the set." ”

Xiao P responded lightly, closed the notebook, and walked out with Meiyu ☆ Took a deep breath of the dew-stained air, Meiyu's internal organs were moaning comfortably, the air here is really good.

It wasn't until Xiao P's family car roared away that the boys gradually came to their senses] Sen sat on the ground and looked around a few brothers weakly, with a tired smile on his face: "Although I'm tired." But it's quite fulfilling. ”

Amy and Cruise smiled at him, squirmed and walked to the center of the living room, the lewd duo made a grand appearance, the two of them cocked their butts and gave a hat salute to the surroundings, Amy asked with a sharp voice, "Dear AY, how do you feel about winning the Grammy Most Popular Singer Award this time?" ”

Cruise's voice became sweeter and sweeter: "First of all, I want to thank the most handsome group in the world, Thunderbolt Lightning, their members are all core members of the FREE dance troupe uh~ Wow wow, they are so handsome, people like them so much~"

Cruise gestured with his hands in his heart, and both eyes seemed to turn into stars.

Gossip reporter Amy asked again: "Miss May, if you were given a chance to confess to one of these boys, who would you choose?"

Cruise looked surprised, looked left and right, saw that everyone was reluctant, and finally said very embarrassed: "Hey." Each of them is so good, it's really hard to choose, it's better to take one turn every day. The weekend coincides with a double holiday. ”

After saying this, Cruise coquettishly threw a few flying kisses. Everyone has a share. He saw his companions watching his performance with their mouths wide open, and became more and more proud, and when he was about to twist his waist and swing his hips a few more times, a cold voice came from behind him: "I won't do this." ”

Cruise screamed uncontrollably, he turned around tremblingly, and saw Mei Yu striding in with an expressionless face, picking up the sheet music falling from the ground, and walking past him again, just screaming in horror.

Mei Yu walked to the door, stood still, glanced back at the stunned boys, and suddenly laughed, this smile, eyebrows fluttered, and several flying kisses were thrown in a row, everyone had a share.

Looking at a few stunned boys, Mei Yu laughed and went out.

After a while, Johnson walked up to the sluggish Cruise, slapped his head heavily, and said with a straight face: "Stupid, people look much better when they laugh than you." After saying that, Johnson himself couldn't help but laugh first.

PS,It's basically the same this week.,One more every day.,One more 6K.,In order to climb the word number list.,Naked/running people can't afford to hurt it~ (To be continued.) , () Vote for recommendation, monthly pass,,。