Chapter 19: Poke Your Chrysanthemum

Xu Banxian sat down on the chair tiredly, not burdened with the trust, the room was finally cleaned, although tired was a little tired, but the room that originally looked like a 'dog kennel' became clean at this time, and it was quite fulfilling.

Xu Banxian has been pampered since he was a child, and it is the first time he has cleaned like this, I don't know if the master and senior brother will be impressed by the five bodies he admires.

Senior Brother told you that no, with the virtue of Senior Brother, he would beat Xu Banxian first and ask him if he was pretending to be their little junior brother.

Yun Xin didn't disappoint Xu Banxian either, and made a table of meals. There are scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded shiitake mushrooms with green peppers, braised chicken feet and chicken wings, egg custard, hot and sour shredded potatoes, and fragrant shredded potato and meat soup. It's all made by Yun Xin according to the recipe.

"Half immortal, eat." Yun Xin set up the dishes and chopsticks and greeted Xu Banxian.

Hearing about eating, Xu Banxian's eyes lit up, and suddenly his waist was not sore, his legs were not painful, and his tiredness was swept away, he ran to the dining table with a 'whoosh', and devoured the dishes and chopsticks.

Yun Xin couldn't help but be happy, "You eat slowly, no one will rob you." ”

"Boss, it's been a long time since I've had a hot meal, it's so delicious, it's so touching, my tears come out." Thinking of the hard life in the past month or two, Xu Banxian wanted to cry, since he was a child, he had never suffered these hardships, if he hadn't sworn that he would never return to the master if he didn't train his physique into an immortal body, he would have gone back a long time ago, and he blamed the senior brother for setting him up, otherwise how could he make that stupid oath.

Xu Banxian ate for a long time, and when he saw that Yun Xin didn't move his chopsticks, he was puzzled, "Boss, why don't you eat?" ”

"I'll see if you'll die if you eat this dish." Yun Xin replied with his chin in his hands.

Could it be that this meal will kill people if you eat it, Xu Banxian was puzzled, suddenly thought of something, his face changed greatly, and he hurriedly asked, "Boss, you won't poison the food, right?" ”

Yun Xin shook his head, "It's not poisoned, but it's the first time I've fried a dish according to a recipe." ”

Xu Banxian breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that he wasn't poisoned, he still wants to live a few more years, in the last days, eat canned bread or something every day, and now he can eat hot meals, even if Yun Xin is as bad as, he can eat it very fragrant, but well, Yun Xin just learned to cook, he must be encouraged, and he did a good job, so he did not hesitate to praise Yun Xin's food. "Boss, don't say it, you are a natural chef, this dish is full of color, flavor and flavor, you can do it so well the first time, let the little brother I admire the five bodies to the ground."

Just as the two of them were enjoying this stolen quiet time, suddenly, the voices of a group of people came from the shop outside.

- "Boss, this is it. ”

- "Yes, this is it. ”

- "It's good to be here, brothers, and smash everything here for me." ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a 'crackling' sound of things smashing.

Xu Banxian found that his house was smashed, and he was the first to stand up, before he could swallow the food in his mouth, he put down the dishes and chopsticks, and scolded while listening to the movement outside, "Damn, as soon as Lao Tzu moved in, someone smashed things." ”

Then he didn't care about eating, and ran out in a hurry. This is his and Yun Xin's home, did you ask him before smashing it?

Yun Xin also stood up, frowning slightly, she was also puzzled, why someone came to the door to smash things, she followed Xu Banxian to the front store.

As soon as I entered the store through the back door, I found a group of men outside, holding iron rods in their hands, and smashed things when they saw them.

Xu Banxian let out a loud sigh, "Hey, what about you?" ”

The man standing in the middle without moving his hand looked at Xu Banxian, and said loudly while picking his teeth, "Well, what do you say, Lao Tzu is here to collect protection money." ”

Protection fee, Xiao Feng didn't mention this at all, if there was really such a thing as collecting protection money, Xiao Feng wouldn't not tell her, there was only one possibility, there was no protection fee at all, but these people saw that they were new here, and they also bought such a big house and shop, and their eyes were red, so they came to make trouble.

Xu Banxian saw that he looked like a very dick, quarreling and making trouble, losing people does not lose the battle, and he can't grow others' morale to destroy his prestige, seeing that there is a square table intact, Xu Banxian is like what is written in a martial arts novel, his right foot is facing the ground mining area, his right leg is raised and bent, and he 'flies' to the square table with a graceful demeanor.

Not to mention, such a performance also calmed down the group of people, and the deflated three toothpicks that were originally standing in the middle of the toothpicking fell off, and they were stunned to watch.

But in the next second, Xu Banxian saw that everyone was suppressed by him, and couldn't help laughing, and said in a suffrage, "What's the matter, Lao Tzu is handsome!" ”

Everyone replied in unison with a black line, "Cut." ”

Qi San spat out, "I thought it was so powerful, it turned out that the acrobatic troupe was doing acrobatics." ”

Xu Banxian is a real kung fu, although he obviously hasn't practiced to the point of flying eaves and walking walls, but the is a little stinky, and he is still a little capable. "Don't blame me for warning you, Lao Tzu moved his hands, even he was afraid."

Mi San couldn't help laughing, "If you have the ability, come and fight, stand on the table, let us see if you are so scared that you pee your pants?" ”

Xu Banxian looked at Yun Xin, he remembered that Yun Xin said that because the two of them had no foundation in the base, they should not cause trouble if they could not cause trouble, but now that everyone is bullying them, should they still be turtles with shrunken heads?

Xu Banxian asked Yun Xin, "Boss, they are all bullied, do you want to beat them?" ”

This group of people are not all supernatural people, just ordinary people, they should be ruffians and hooligans in the Red Sun Base, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, Yun Xin really doesn't want to cause trouble, but since these people come to the door to find a beating, then Yun Xin is not welcome, "Half immortals, let go of the beating today, as long as you don't beat them to death, they will cry and call your mother if you are beaten." ”

"Okay." Xu Banxian is waiting for this, MD, he has been fighting with those ordinary zombies, he is boring, and it is comfortable to beat the living, and it is very rewarding to beat them crying and calling their mother.

"Huh." Qi San sneered, a man and a woman, and they were all ordinary people, actually amplified their words in front of him, and he shouted directly at his brothers, "Brothers, go on, the man, the beating crying father shouted to the mother to beg Lao Tzu to let go, the woman, catch it back, let the brothers 'open meat' together tonight, and get on this woman." ”

Damn, it's really the old lady who made tofu. Yun Xin was the first to react, and he didn't take the weapon, he ran directly in front of Qi San in two or three steps, started work with his left and right hands, and slapped Qi San in the face.

By the time Qi San reacted, he was already screaming in pain, and subconsciously, he picked up the iron rod and hit Yun Xin.

At this moment, Yun Xin retreated, Xu Banxian moved, 'flew' down from the square table, kicked Qi San in the face, and snatched the iron rod in his hand.

"Half Immortal, well done!" Yun Xin praised without hesitation, "Go on, beat them up, and we will eat barbecue to celebrate in the evening." ”

Hearing that there was a barbecue to eat, Xu Banxian became even more energetic, and rushed to the pile with an iron rod.

Yun Xin and Qi San did it, they actually wanted to go to the old lady, and they wanted to come to NP, and they didn't wipe their faces with water to see what virtue you had, Yun Xin kicked one of Qi San's subordinates away, snatched the iron rod from the man's hand, and returned to Qi San.

Qi San spit out a mouthful of blood, wiped it with his hand, and then stared at Yun Xin, "Stinky woman, dare to beat Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will not be able to get you out of bed today." ”

"Okay, then the old lady will let your 'chrysanthemum' bloom today." Yun Xin returned it unceremoniously.

Before Qi San could react to what a 'chrysanthemum' was blooming, he saw that Yun Xin had already attacked, and he subconsciously attacked, but he didn't want to, Yun Xin didn't hit him, but went around his back.

Suddenly, Qi San felt something stabbed into his 'chrysanthemum', and in an instant, his painful tears flowed down. "Oh my mom, my ass, my ass."

He wanted to break free of the thing inserted in his 'chrysanthemum', but he didn't want to, as he wished, the thing left, and he just breathed a sigh of relief, and the thing stabbed into his 'chrysanthemum' again.

This time, his feet were weak, and he pouted his ass and knelt on the ground in pain, a position that was a bit ......

"Big sister, no, beauty, woman, spare your life, ouch, my ass." Mi San begged for mercy while suffering from pain.

Yun Xin took the iron rod inserted into the deflated ass and asked, "What did you just say you wanted to do with the old lady?" ”

Qi San slapped himself in the mouth, "Woman, blame me for being cheap, saying the wrong thing, what I said is, let my brothers me, not you." ”

On the side, Xu Banxian did the same, and did not attack head-on, with his own speed and foot skills, he quickly ran behind those people, and then inserted an iron rod into those people's 'chrysanthemums', a few of them had already been tricked, and the rest also learned to be obedient, back to back, and did not give Xu Banxian a chance.

But seeing that their bosses were beaten down, they also knelt on the ground one by one and begged for mercy.

Yun Xin kicked Qi San's body hard and asked, "Say, why did you come to smash our store?" ”

Thinking of this, the woman who asked them to come clearly said that these were just two ordinary people, and they were fat sheep, with a lot of food and water, so they came to the door to make trouble. Now that she is deflated, she doesn't hide it, "Woman, it's a woman, what is her name, it seems to be called Tian Jiang, a woman in the slums, she said, you and your friends are ordinary people, there is a lot of food and water, and you have bought a house and a shop in the Red Sun Base, she said you fat sheep, as long as we arrest you back, then your food and water, as well as the house and shop, will belong to us." ”

Yun Xin couldn't help but be happy, she hadn't had time to find Tian Jiang yet, but she didn't want Tian Jiang to come to the door automatically, Yun Xin continued to ask Qi San, "What benefits did she give you, so that you could believe her words and come to me for trouble." ”

Qi San was bitter at this time, "Woman, she didn't give any benefits, that is, she came to the door by herself and asked us to go to her, that she volunteered, and she didn't want anything, then our brothers haven't tasted a woman for a long time, so it's refreshing." ”

Hearing this, Yun Xin felt disgusted, Tian Jiang, since you like to be by men so much, then I will satisfy you, "You call you Qi San." ”

Qi San hurriedly responded, "Yes, yes, Woman, what do you command?" ”

"Tian Jiang is my old classmate, she seems to know the whereabouts of a friend of mine, you go and ask me out." Yun Xin paused, looked at Qi San, and then said slowly, "If you can't ask the answer I want, I'll let you 'chrysanthemum' bloom every day." When the words fell, he deliberately flicked the iron rod inserted in the three 'chrysanthemums'.

He screamed in pain, and hurriedly nodded in agreement, "Woman, don't worry, I promise to ask you a clear question." ”

Yun Xin stepped aside and said sharply, "Get out." ”

Qi San's men hurriedly stepped forward to support Qi San and dragged him out of Yun Xin's shop.