Chapter 55: Do You Need a Shaker?
Tan's body shook immediately, and his head hit the window lattice, and then the whole person was planted backwards - fortunately, Lu's mother next to her was fast, caught her and dragged her back two steps before they both stood still.
"She, she, she...... What did she say? Tan stammered a little excitedly, although she leaned on Lu's mother's arms and reached out to cover her forehead, at least she lowered her voice to speak, obviously feeling ashamed.
"The second grandmother seems to say, '...... hard'" Lu's mother's face also flew red, and she was embarrassed to separate her hand and rub her face.
"Huh?" Tan was a little like a lightning strike for a while: "How can this be done?" looked at a little girl, but she became a demon moth? Isn't that a ...... Ay! She straightened up and was about to go to the door and window, but Lu's mother hurriedly dragged her again: "Mrs., Mrs., don't worry, Xu is, Xu is the reason for the medicine!" ”
Tan's legs and feet were retracted, and he turned his head to look at her: "Are you all down?" ”
Mother Lu nodded: "You said that it must be done, and the slave maid poured all the bags into it after thinking about it!" It's just that I didn't expect the second grandmother to be alone in the house, and she drank all the pot of wine! She heard it clearly outside, and the second grandmother could say that she was not drunk with a thousand cups!
When Tan Shi heard this, the scorching color on his face immediately dissipated, and then he reached out and pulled his hair in a bun: "If that's the case, then, it's not that she is not dignified......." ”
"Yes, the second grandmother is not that kind of person, the slave maid still listened to her shouting no!" Mother Lu smiled embarrassedly as she spoke.
"That's Ji'er, he came hard?" There was a hint of worry on Tan's face again.
Mother Lu saw his wife's face change, and quickly explained, "Why did my wife say that? The second master's bowl of perfect tonic soup must be on fire, now, you listen to this movement, where is it still hard, it is obviously dry firewood meets the fire......" Lu's mother said that she was embarrassed to say it even if she suppressed her voice in the back, and Tan smiled at the moment, pulled Lu's mother and the two of them went to the crack of the window to peek and eavesdrop, and the next sound made the old faces of the two of them red into pomegranate color.
"Hey, work hard......" The lazy breath in his voice was very strong.
"I can't push it anymore, what should I do if it hurts you!" The voice of pity and hesitation belongs to Moji.
"Oh, you can get it, it's okay, hurry up!"
"No......"
"What's wrong, hurry!"
"No, let's take our time!"
"Slowly, eh, you! Oh, you just talk, why stop, you see, slide out! It's you grinding and chirping, it's so annoying! ”
"Come out, come out, I'm stuffing it in, won't it be over? It's okay, let's do it again! ”
"Whoever comes with you again, go, you come and go again!"
"Night Phoenix...... How can you let me get one! ”
"Okay, come on, hey, hey, you poke there, hiss, it hurts me!" The woman's voice suddenly became a little irritable: "Here, stupid uncle! ”
"Okay, I'm stupid! Right this time, right? ”
"That's right!"
"Then I'm going to do it!"
"Well, forcefully!"
……
Tan turned around and ran out a few steps, and then used his hand as a fan to fan the wind, and Lu's mother also hurriedly followed, and after the two gasped together a few times, they looked at each other, and then laughed together.
"Oh my God, I'm so ashamed, I'm blushing when I hear it, this medicine is too powerful, right? Both of them, both ......" Tan's face became redder the more he spoke, but his eyebrows and eyes were full of satisfaction, Na Lu's mother had been by her side for decades, and she knew what to say, and said with a smile at the moment: "Hey, who hasn't been young, with the age of the second master and the second grandmother, isn't this the time to do this!" Besides, the second master has also been widowed for a few years, and now the decoction is on it, and Meng Lang is also in the tent, so don't worry about it! Oh yes! Slave and maid should congratulate you, wife, now, it's done! ”
Tan's face was full of smiles when he heard this: "It's good to be done!" It's not in vain that I'm worried about it, hey, I'm embarrassed to listen to this, let's go, let's just go and worship Guanyin, and ask Master Guanyin to give me a healthy male grandson of the Mo family at the right time! ”
"What Mrs. said is, walk!" Lu's mother immediately helped Tan to leave, and Tan reached out and rubbed her forehead after taking two steps, and helped Lu's mother out of the happy courtyard with a smile.
In the bed tent of the happy room, at this moment, Yehuang was lying on the bed sideways, maintaining an Arhat pretending to sleep, but her eyes were open, staring at the man who was burying his head in her waist and fighting, and pouted impatiently: "Are you okay?" ”
"It's coming!" Mo Ji replied without raising his head.
"Hey, I'm really convinced of you, a sweat towel can be solved into a dead knot!" Yehuang lowered his voice and complained: "I said that if you can't pick it out, then cut it, so it takes so much to wait for you to untie it, it's dawn, how can I still act with you?" The most important thing is that lying down like this, you have to inhale, it's very tiring! ”
Mo Ji raised his head: "Okay, okay!" It's out! As he spoke, his hand pulled up, and the silk of the sweat towel shook in front of him, and Yehuang felt that his waist was loose, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and muttered: "But it's untied, strangle me!" ”
Mo Ji smiled embarrassedly, reached out and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "I really didn't mean to." ”
Yehuang rolled his eyes at him, only to find that Mo Ji's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and he pointed at him and laughed: "Look at you, don't you just bow your head and untie your belt, are you still congested with blood?" ”
Mo Ji didn't understand what his head was congested, but at the moment he only had one feeling, and that was thirst.
"Where's my hairpin?" Ye Huang stretched out his hand to Mo Ji, Mo Ji immediately handed over the hairpin in his hand, and as a result, Mo Ji's face was even more embarrassed, but Ye Huang opened his mouth wide, and grabbed the hairpin when he passed, looking at the hairpin that was almost pulled into a V-shaped line, he was so angry that he could only grit his teeth at Mo Ji: "Uncle, do you want to be so comedy, let you untie a sweat towel, you can make a slipknot into a dead knot; I borrowed your hairpin to pick up the sweat towel, and you can tie me to it; Now I'll cooperate with you to lie on your side for you to untie, why don't you just pick a silk scarf out, and you won't make the hairpin like this, right? I said, how can you let me bring it in the future? ”
The sad image that Yehuang complained about was not that she was stingy, but that she really felt sorry for this hairpin, because this hairpin was a fourteenth birthday gift from her cheap mother, and its shape was completely designed by herself!
"I, I'll buy you a new one tomorrow!" Mo Ji didn't have any momentum at the moment, and Ye Huang couldn't say anything more when he saw this, so he stuffed the hairpin under the pillow and smiled at Mo Ji: "Forget it, it's not a big deal, eh, how to get it now?" We, do you want to shake the bed? ”
Mo Ji paused: "Shaker? ”
Yehuang nodded, stretched out his head to Mo Ji's ear, and said close to his ear: "The windows rang just now, obviously not only listening but also seeing, I'm afraid we can't hide it if we say a few words like this, why don't we shake the bed?" After saying that, she looked at Mo Ji and waited for his decision, but she opened her mouth wide again: "Hey, you, why did you have a nosebleed?" ”