148 2nd highest exam results in history (2nd update)
The boy slowly but firmly wanted to withdraw his finger, but Xiao Jingchen was playing hard, completely forgetting that this finger belonged to a strange big brother and not a stupid father, so Xiao Jingchen subconsciously grabbed it so that his toy would not slip away, if it was Bai Xijing, with his strength, he could withdraw his claws if necessary, but the boy ......
The young man only felt a pain in his finger bones, and his knuckles seemed to be about to break, so shocked that he didn't dare to move anymore, but pulled the corners of his mouth stiffly, and his eyes flashed with innocent light, "What are you talking about, why can't the big brother understand?" ”
Xiao Jingchen didn't raise his head, his little paw grabbed the "toy finger" and sent it to his mouth, so shocked that the young man almost knelt on the ground, Bai Weichen hurriedly grabbed her little wrist and glared, "How dirty are your fingers, you will have stomach trouble when you eat it." ”
Xiao Jingchen pursed his lips, let go of the young man's fingers with some pity, and said, "Every time the potato is disobedient, Mingbao's nephew always has a way to make it obedient, and when Mingbao's nephew teaches potatoes, there is always a fragrance on his fingers, and this fragrance is the same as the one in the big brother's hand~!" ”
Oh, your sister's oh~! ——The young man's face changed slightly, and he retracted his fingers violently, but he was robbed by Bai Weichen halfway.
Since Xiao Jingchen tossed the colorful white tiger of the Luo family, Bai Xijing specially made a little popular science for the young people of the Bai family, and the "potato" that Xiao Jingchen said is definitely not the kind of food with super high starch content in a broad sense, but a pure domineering and mighty king of the grassland - a lion!!
Being able to make a lion who is all kinds of manic because he can't eat meat obey is definitely not something that can be done with a little "fragrance".
Ignoring the young man's struggle, Bai Weichen forcibly put the finger on the tip of his nose and sucked it hard. Although his sense of smell was not as sensitive as Xiao Jingchen's, his nose was still breathable, and a faint fragrance that was almost inaudible made Bai Weichen's face change suddenly, he stared at the young man viciously, gritting his teeth, "Han Xiaofeng!" ”
The young man's face turned a little pale, he put away his weak and boneless white lotus grass temperament, and looked at Bai Weichen fixedly. "Don't you believe me!! ”
As soon as these words came out, it was obvious that he acquiesced in Xiao Jingchen's "accusation" Bai Weichen's face was also pale, he didn't expect that his best friend and brother's sworn friend would "frame" him like this.
The young Han Xiaofeng also had all kinds of entanglements in his heart, he could actually deny it, a six-year-old child's words and such specious words, who would really believe it. But I don't know why, he just made God admit it, make God admit it, God send it to admit it, God sent it to admit it, and God sent it to admit it, and he did it to admit it. Confessed, recognized, ——!
If he wasn't sure that his consciousness was very clear, he would have wondered if he was also hypnotized~!
"You guys go home first, don't delay the afternoon exam." Bai Weichen decisively handed over Xiao Jingchen to Bai Luochen and Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi, and then dragged Han Xiaofeng away like a dead dog, Bai Luochen took Xiao Jingchen and Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi together and silently looked at the backs of the two teenagers holding hands and walking away, and suddenly his heart was full of melancholy - what is the situation of swelling now, hey~??
Xiao Jingchen blinked his eyes blankly, and his face was blank and ignorant-Shenma situation~??
Xiao Jingchen's confusion lasted until the end of the afternoon exam. As soon as I got out of the examination room, I saw a stupid father not far away. Xiao Jingchen's eyes lit up, Shenma was dazed, Shenma was confused, all were floating clouds, her eyes were bright at the moment, and her eyes were full of only the handsome face of her stupid father.
Bai Xijing hugged the little clean dust that flew in. kissed her fleshy face, and then the two father and daughter left the campus in love, leaving Teacher Ruan, who was silently tearful in front of Xiao Jingchen's test paper in the examination room.
That night, Bai Zechen, the fourth child, received a video when he was surfing the Internet, which recorded everything that happened outside the cake shop at noon, and along with the video there was a sentence - "Let this woman stay away from your brother!" ”
Bai Zechen pushed his glasses, silently looked at the other party's breezy portrait, and was very unkind to mourn for his third brother, being targeted by such a guy who looked like a white lotus grass and was darker than the ink ball in his heart, I don't know how sad he will have to be in the future~tsk~tsk~!
Bai Zechen didn't plan to go too far, but when he saw the video from beginning to end, he witnessed the only female baby in their family within three generations being "bullied" and "ravaged" by various technical otaku The heart was instantly dark and furious, so the girl cupped and silently withdrew from the stage of history o(╯□╰)o
After the mid-term exams, the primary school students got a day off, and Xiao Jingchen accompanied the stupid father who also took a vacation on weekdays for a day at home, and when he went to class the next day, the whole was full of mourning.
After the class bell rang, Mr. Ruan walked into the classroom with a stack of test papers, this is the first big exam for first-grade children, which is of great significance and far-reaching impact, so when they see the pile of test papers on the podium, the children are very nervous, nervous and excited, excited and mixed with a little apprehension, in short, it is all kinds of complex and tangled, except for the ...... White Dust!!
Xiao Jingchen sat in a row, facing the podium, and she could see the top test paper when she poked her neck, but Ya was completely out of condition at the moment, looking up at the teacher with big eyes, the corners of her mouth habitually pursed, and she unconsciously exuded a cute attribute.
As soon as Mr. Ruan lowered his head, he could see this fool, and his mood was simply more complicated and entangled than that of the little pot friends.
Taking a deep breath, Teacher Ruan began to distribute the test papers, from high scores to low scores one by one, "Garrison, 100 points." ”
"Wow-" The scene was boiling, and the garrison became the focus at this moment, and what the children saw was no longer his white-washed old clothes, his inferiority complex that always bowed his head and pretended to be transparent, and his face covered by long hair was only his face, but the bright red "100" idol on the test paper he took from the teacher~~!
Teacher Ruan is obviously very satisfied with the reaction of her classmates, just know the importance of academic performance, I'm afraid you don't know, his eyes fell on Xiao Jingchen's face, Teacher Ruan's smile stiffened, why is this thing still ignorant and her eyes are blank, how can she hear the words of her teacher——???
"Shangguan Zhe. 100! Teacher Ruan's voice increased a little more, and the children shouted "Wow~" again!
Shangguan Zhe touched his sassy hairstyle, his smug eyebrows and eyes flew, and he glanced at the garrison defiantly, but the garrison just lowered his head and put him in his eyes, Shangguan Zhe said he was very depressed.
Tang Miaomiao, 99...... Amy, 98 ...... Luo Jiani. 98…… Song Chao, 97......"
The test papers were sent down one by one, and the students gradually felt that something was not right, in the center of the front, each student's score was above ninety, and even Qian Duoduo, who was the least favored by the teacher, rubbed out a "91" Only Bai Jingchen's name Mu You was called by the teacher, and now it is sent to students below sixty points. Is it swollen or does Mu have heard the name of the big boss of the second class of the year??
It wasn't until the last test paper left in Teacher Ruan's hand that she finally spit out that amazing word - "Bai Jingchen, 2 points." ”
??????????
There was a dead silence, and after ten seconds of silence, the class blew up the nest, screaming that the roof was almost torn off.
Teacher Ruan put the test paper in front of Xiao Jingchen nearby. As soon as Xiao Jingchen looked down, Tang Miaomiao immediately pounced, the garrison also leaned to the side, and Luo Jiani and Amy in the back climbed on the table with the whole person, and even Song Chao, who had always regarded himself as a noodle, did not fall behind to look at the class...... Oh no, it should be the lowest grade in the whole grade or even the whole school.
Pure math test papers, ah, there is wood-
1+1=2(√),2+1=2(×),3+2=2(×),5-1=2(×)……
It's all addition and subtraction within ten, but. The section after the equal sign that is filled in by the student. It was all written "2" in pencil except for the first 1+1=2 correct, everything else was wrong, and the bright red ×× covered the entire test paper. It takes a lot of "2" people to write such a "2" case and get such a "2" score~!!
Originally, we only needed to write 1-10 Arabic numerals, but because of the integrated circuit-like writing method, I got a big duck egg, and the only two points in the whole test paper came from the "1+1=2" and this is the only "2" written like "2".
Teacher Ruan said that the head teacher who cross-revised the paper by the teacher of another class can't afford to hurt it~!
The alternative numbers written by Xiao Jingchen, in fact, Teacher Ruan is used to it, if she changes to this test paper, at least the question of writing numbers silently, Xiao Jingchen should be able to score a lot of points, but unfortunately, the teacher in the other class can't understand her ghost drawing talisman at all, so, Xiao Jingchen cup!
Tang Miaomiao patted Xiao Jingchen's shoulder sympathetically, and comforted sincerely, "It's already good to score two points." ”
I thought that Xiao Jingchen would be sad, Shangguan Zhe was even silently playing the manuscript for a while how to comfort the little beauty, since knowing that Xiao Jingchen was sister paper, this sao Bao Xiao Zhengtai began to launch a fierce attack on sister paper without pressure, but unfortunately, sister paper was born with little roots, I only thought that Shangguan Zhe was so good to herself completely out of classmate love, and in addition to accepting it with peace of mind, she also spared no effort to be good to Shangguan Zhe, and put a Shangguan Zhemei ...... As soon as he turned around and found that the sister paper was also so good to other boys, Shangguan Zhe was depressed again...... Tsk~tsk~ What a fool~!
In short, what everyone was worried about happened completely, listening to Tang Miaomiao's comfort, Xiao Jingchen turned his head and pursed his lips to reveal a sweet smile, "Well, Dad said that as long as you don't take a negative score, you can get a reward for scoring more than zero." ”
Tang Miaomiao: "......" for Mao, she has such a stupid father who has a brain pumping and scratches the wall~! - This is also the voice of the whole class!
Teacher Ruan knelt down solidly, and when she met such an "enlightened" stupid father, they can have a magic horse method when they are teachers~!
In two math classes, Teacher Ruan carefully explained the entire test paper repeatedly, in addition to the lecture, she would always unconsciously look at Xiao Jingchen, to see that she was listening carefully to the class, but to be honest, as long as Jingchen Sister Paper didn't smile, she couldn't tell with a microscope whether she was listening carefully or being distracted, really, because in both states, her expression was so empty that there was any difference, except for the stupid father, someone could tell ......the difference, oh, wrong, maybe there was another person who could tell the difference-
The male pig's feet who don't know which corner to hide in and steal vegetables ╮(╯▽╰)╭.