Chapter Forty-Six: Disguised as a Man
In the carry-on space, Yun Xin sat leisurely on the sofa, drinking drinks, listening to music, eating snacks, and staring at the situation outside the carry-on space.
It's been the tenth day, and Zhang Daqian's gang hasn't sent the black-clothed supernatural people who surrounded his house away.
Looking at Zhang Daqian's posture, he wants to be trapped in Yunxin for a year and a half.
It's just that what Yun Xin can't figure out is why this Zhang Daqian is sure that she must still be at home, instead of running away?
Just when Yun Xin was puzzled, every day at a fixed time, the baby jumped over, and happily reported Xiaofeng's current situation, "Master, Xiaofeng's condition is fine, according to my estimate, he should be able to mutate and evolve successfully soon." ”
Yun Xin has heard this nine times, and this is the tenth time. She couldn't help but hold her forehead with a headache, and looked at the baby spirit mouse speechlessly, this thing is this sentence every day, so she didn't change the trick.
A day or two ago, Yun Xin was very happy to listen to the words of the baby spirit mouse, and praised it for its awesomeness, but it has been ten days, and Xiaofeng is still the same, and he can't see the success of mutation and evolution at all.
Later, Yun Xin learned that in fact, the baby spirit mouse didn't know about Xiao Feng's situation at all, and only said those words to make Yun Xin feel at ease.
Seeing that the baby looked at himself expectantly, with an expression of praising me, Yun Xin had to continue to cheer for it. "Baby, come on, with your ability, you will definitely be able to make Xiaofeng wake up as soon as possible."
The baby spirit mouse nodded seriously, "Master, I'll do my best." ”
After saying this, the baby spirit mouse left again.
As soon as the baby spirit mouse left, Xu Banxian ran over with an excited face, "Boss, my task is completed today, today I have collected two thousand sweet potatoes, one thousand white radish, and one thousand carrots." ”
Yun Xin gave Xu Banxian a thumbs up, Xu Banxian's physique is not only getting better and better, but even the speed of planting and harvesting vegetables is getting faster and faster, even Yun Xin can't compare. "Demi-Immortal, I found that you are a special gentleman when you do farm work."
Xu Banxian glanced at Yun Xin, "Boss, don't think that if you praise me, I will do more farm work, no way." ”
"Why, I don't praise us half-immortals for doing more farm work." Yun Xin said with a smile.
"That's it." Xu Banxian replied without hesitation.
Seeing Xu Banxian enter the set, Yun Xin patted Xu Banxian's shoulder with a smile and said, "Banxian, the field in the carry-on space will be taken care of by you." ”
"No problem." As soon as he finished answering, Xu Banxian felt that something was wrong, and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Yun Xin's words.
Yun Xin said, "Half Immortal, our food accumulation is almost over, and now, we can't sit still here. ”
Xu Banxian also noticed that outside the carry-on space, Zhang Daqian's people had not yet withdrawn, "Boss, they haven't withdrawn yet, how are you going to get out?" ”
Yun Xin doesn't sit and play in the space all the time, she always pays attention to the situation outside the carry-on space, she has long noticed that one of the black-clothed abilities, named Sun Xu, is somewhat similar in height and body shape to Yun Xin, especially he has a problem, it seems that he has a little frequent urination, and he has to run the toilet N times a day.
Yun Xin pointed at Sun Xu and said, "Half Immortal, my target is him, this person often runs the toilet alone, I want to take advantage of his loneliness, the tanuki will change the prince, that is to say, I will disguise myself as Sun Xu, blend in with them, and then find the right time to leave." ”
No, Sun Xu's guy is standing guard today, and the old problem has been committed again.
Outside the carry-on space, Sun Xu said to Wu Qiang.
- "Wu Qiang, that, I'll pee, you pay attention." ”
- "Sun Xu, what's the matter with you, is it that your kidneys are not good, and you urinate frequently every day." ”
- "Ahh ”
- "Roll on, Lao Tzu is not a good man." ”
Sun Xu walked in the direction of the latrine, the thatched toilet that Sun Xu went to was the kind of thatched toilet for raising pigs, and below it was a large manure pit, which was built with wooden planks, and there were gaps between the wooden planks to facilitate people to go to the toilet.
In the carry-on space, Xu Banxian saw that Sun Xu was really as Yun Xin said, and ran into the toilet alone, he hurriedly said, "Boss, this is a good time." ”
"Yes." Yun Xin nodded excitedly, she was going to knock someone with a stick, why did she feel a little excited.
Outside the carry-on space, Sun Xu, as usual, hummed a small tune and walked into the toilet, of course, he did not pee as he said, I saw him take out a cigarette from his clothes, and he was reluctant to light it, but took the cigarette and put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it vigorously.
In the personal space, Yun Xin couldn't help but feel disgusted when he looked at this picture, this guy smelled cigarettes in such a stinky toilet, was he sick? In such a stinky place, he still opened his nose and sniffed hard, knowing that he smelled cigarettes, and those who didn't know thought he had some special habits, and liked to run to the toilet every day to smell the smell.
Yun Xin poked Xu Banxian with his finger, "That, Banxian, otherwise, you can disguise yourself as him." ”
Xu Banxian is a little clean, and after he becomes him, he still has to wear his clothes, which is a little unacceptable, but, but for the sake of Yun Xin, he is also willing, but ...... He said, "Boss, but after I changed my appearance to him, I can only run away by myself, not with you." ”
"yes, it's useless for you to escape alone." Well, Yun Xin's personal space has been integrated with Yun Xin, that is to say, where Yun Xin is, the portable space will be there. As long as Yun Xin escapes, he can escape with the people in the space by the way, and there is no second choice.
Meow, death is death. After Yun Xin made up her mind, she took a thick and big stick out of the carry-on space, she bent over, rushed to the toilet as fast as she could, and took advantage of Sun Xu's failure to react, directly knocked him unconscious, and then pulled him into the carry-on space.
Xu Banxian took out a disguised pill from a small gourd and handed it to Yun Xin. "Boss, remember, the statute of limitations is only 24 hours."
Yun Xin nodded to indicate that she knew, she took Yi Rong Dan, and then looked at Sun Xu's appearance and imagined becoming him.
After a minute, Yun Xin didn't know if he had changed into Sun Xu's appearance, so he asked Xu Banxian. "Am I becoming Sun Xu?"
Xu Banxian hurriedly took out a three-dimensional mirror and put it in front of Yun Xin, except that the clothes were different, not to mention, it became exactly the same as Sun Xu.
It's just that it's a little embarrassing that Yun Xin's chest is flat, why do you feel that there is something between her legs that shouldn't exist, this Yi Rong Dan effect is too strong, is this really just Yi Rong Dan so simple? Why does Yun Xin feel wrong......
Xu Banxian saw Yun Xin standing in place in a daze, he obviously didn't find anything wrong, because Yi Rong Dan's time limit was only 24 hours, so he had to urge, "Boss, why are you stunned?" Change of clothes? ”
"Got it." Time is urgent, and Yun Xin doesn't have time to care if this is Yi Rong Dan or not.
Xu Banxian hurriedly stepped forward to pick up Sun Xu's clothes and pants and gave them to Yun Xin, Yun Xin didn't have time to dislike the dirty clothes, so he took the clothes and ran to a hidden place to change clothes.
Outside the carry-on space, Wu Qiang saw that Sun Xu had not come out of the toilet for half a day, so he let his companions next to him star, and then he personally ran outside the toilet to urge Sun Xu, "Hey, Sun Xu, what's the matter with you, not only do you urinate frequently, but also can't you urinate completely?" Why hasn't it come out for a long time? ”
Xu Banxian, who had been staring at the situation outside in the carry-on space, saw Wu Qiang coming to check on the toilet, so he urged Yun Xin again, "Boss, hurry up, Wu Qiang is here, you must go out immediately." ”
"yes, okay." Yun Xin, who was dressed in Sun Xu's clothes, hurriedly put on Sun Xu's shoes.
Outside the carry-on space, Wu Qiang saw that no one answered, and shouted loudly again, "Sun Xu, have you fallen into the dung pit?" ”
Seeing that there was still no one answering in the latrine, Wu Qiang saw that something was wrong, so he wanted to go into the latrine to check.
Seeing that Wu Qiang wanted to check if Sun Xu was in the toilet today, Xu Banxian's nervous heart was about to jump out of his body, "Boss, are you okay, Wu Qiang is going to go into the toilet to check!" ”
"Wait." Yun Xin's men's movements also accelerated.
At this moment, Wu Qiang deliberately slowed his steps and walked towards the toilet, he wanted to check what Sun Xu was doing in the toilet, but he had just sneakily walked to the door of the toilet, and suddenly, a figure rushed out, and Wu Qiang, who was hit, was unstable, took two steps back, and looked up, it was 'Sun Xu' who had been urinating for a long time.
"Sun Xu, you are in the toilet, you can pee for half an hour, there will be no one hidden inside." After Wu Qiang finished speaking, he wanted to look into the toilet.
Yun Xin, who was transformed into Sun Xu, did not stop him, and replied in Sun Xu's tone, "Watch the ball, in the toilet, you still want to hide the beauty, the beauty doesn't stink, I don't like it, you don't dislike the smell, go in and take a look for a while, take a closer look, if you are not satisfied, you can take a beauty in to challenge the limit." ”
"Bah, that's all I said." Wu Qiang heard that what Yun Xin said made sense, and he didn't look into the toilet anymore, but said with some dissatisfaction, "Sun Xu, without a beauty, you still stay in such a stinky toilet for so long, you won't have any habits, okay." ”
Yun Xin said angrily, "What's the fetish, I just went in for a while, and I can't squat on the tuba, I know how to urge and urge." ”
Wu Qiang saw that Yun Xin was angry, and hurriedly smiled and said, "Sun Xu, this is not that I am afraid that Zhang Daqian will come to inspect in a while, I am afraid that you will be found out by Zhang Daqian and leave your post, so I specially came to call you out early." ”
It turned out that Wu Qiang was still thinking about Sun Xu's goods, Yun Xin accepted it when she saw it, she looked at Wu Qiang with an apologetic face and said, "I'm sorry, good brother, I misunderstood you." ”
Wu Qiang hurriedly waved his hand, and said with a look of me not caring, "We are brothers, let's talk about that, it's just, Wu Qiang, when are you getting some cigarettes for my brother to smoke, and I have been addicted to smoking recently." ”
It turned out that Wu Qiang was so polite to Sun Xu because he wanted to smoke, he was really a plastic partner, so Yun Xin boldly promised, "It's a small thing, when I get a cigarette, it's no problem to give you a pack when the time comes." ”
Anyway, Yun Xin has only 24 hours to disguise Sun Xu, and after 24 hours, who cares if the real Sun Xu will give Wu Qiang cigarettes.
Wu Qiang happily married a new daughter-in-law, and hurriedly thanked him. "Sun Xu, what a good brother, don't worry, I have no problem with you staying in the toilet for 24 hours in the future, I promise to give you a lookout."
Yun Xin stretched out his index finger and pointed at Wu Qiang, nodded with satisfaction, and finally said three words, "Good brother." ”
Wu Qiang put his hand on Yun Xin's shoulder, looking like we were good buddies, "Good brother, go, go out and continue to guard, if you leave your post for a long time, you will be deducted money." ”
In this way, Yun Xin disguised himself as Sun Xu, blended into the black-clothed ability, and when he found the right time, he slipped away.