Chapter 348: Poor Big White Dog

"Of course!" Zhang Wei replied seriously, "It's not a secret, my master's axe also has a more complex rune, didn't you see that as soon as the axe passed in the video, the monsters in the wall would be bloody?" ”

Tan Yingbo's cheeks twitched twice, and he looked at Zhang Wei with a puzzled gaze.

"Don't believe it, the full version is also available, which can suppress almost all bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods! It's just that he suppressed it in our secret base, and he wouldn't dare to take it away at ordinary times! ”

Tan Yingbo had already felt that the young man in front of him was too capable of fooling, but he asked himself if he was a well-informed person, how could he not be deceived by this kid, but the interesting thing was that with his vicious eyesight, he didn't see the slightest bit of lying from this guy.

He's a feng shui gentleman, and he's an expert in it. Although as he grew older, his ideals faded and he was reluctant to speak more, it did not mean that he had forgotten these abilities.

And in addition to his eloquence, his ability to observe words and colors is also first-class, even so, he can't see that the young man in front of him has half a lie, but he is surprised in his heart, and he has never shown it on his face.

This observation made the old man hesitate, almost shaken, believing what Zhang Wei said.

"Secret base ......" Tan Yingbo stroked his beard, he was now more curious about this place.

Zhang Wei said again: "But what about me, I haven't gotten the true inheritance, let's be honest, those magic weapons of my master, even if I hold them, they can't exert their power, right?" ”

Tan Yingbo and Bai Chongyu nodded when they heard this.

After nodding, Tan Yingbo realized that the two of them had unknowingly acquiesced to the truth of what Zhang Wei said. He couldn't help but shake his head and said to Zhang Wei, "You say this dog is a monster?" ”

"Shhhh Zhang Wei pretended to be forced. "It's good that we know, we can't let others know."

Tan Yingbo didn't care about these at all, but said: "Then how can I know that this dog is a monster?" ”

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, and smiled: "It's very simple, everything you say, it can understand it, is this a monster?" ”

How smart a dog is, I believe that everyone has a number in their hearts, and to be able to understand every word, in the hearts of the general public, only humans and humans can do it.

So Tan Yingbo laughed self-deprecatingly: "Big dog, big dog, can you understand me?" ”

The big white dog looked at Tan Yingbo, and then nodded.

Tan Yingbo's face changed, and when he looked back at Bai Chongyu, he saw that the other party's face had also changed from his previous calmness to doubt.

"You two don't doubt it, it understands. Don't ask too high-minded, it's simple, it can do it all. ”

Tan Yingbo thought about it, touched his body, took out the lighter in his hand, and asked, "Look at the lighter in my hand, do you know what I'm going to do?" ”

The big white dog immediately ran away, and went to the room where Tan Yingbo lived, and at a very fast speed, he went to pick up a pack of red box cigarettes.

It turned out that Tan Yingbo forgot to take it when he went out, so he gave it a try. What the two didn't expect was that this big white dog really knew how to take it. You must know that the test question just now seems simple, but he didn't say what he wanted, which requires "opening the brain meridian", and ordinary children may not be able to react so quickly if they don't realize it.

Tan Yingbo lit a cigarette, took a few puffs, and suddenly smoked. Bai Chongyu on the side was obviously also a big smoker, and he also smoked one.

Zhang Wei said to the big white dog at this time: "Well, the performance is okay, there is meat to eat today, cooked, canned." ”

The big white dog immediately showed a tongue, and saliva was dripping down.

"By the way, I'm in a hurry. Let's get down to business. Luo Yuanhao said, stretching out his hand to the big white dog, "You, before the morning, run through the entire manor and find out all the problematic things and places." ”

The big white dog left trotting away with his head down, and sniffed east and looked west.

Zhang Wei said again: "It's in my sight." Don't run far. ”

So, every time the big white dog walked a while, he looked back at Zhang Wei again, and was always under Zhang Wei's sight.

Zhang Wei will say this because the remote control distance of the electric shock collar is only 200 meters. Beyond this distance, it loses its effect. But he never told the big white dog, so the big white dog didn't know that it ran two hundred meters away, and the owner couldn't help it.

After all, the big white dog doesn't understand high technology, and the collar is very strong, so it can't be easily broken by it. It's just that when Zhang Wei was no longer at home, he bit the remote control and planned to run away.

When Zhang Wei returned home, the big white dog was locked up at home and did not escape. It's just that he was eager to attack Zhang Wei. But after all, it is not the fierce character of the black whirlwind and the little cow, it was instigated by Zhang Wei as soon as he was frightened, and ran to the corner to hide.

Zhang Wei saw that the remote control was bitten to pieces, so he knew what was going on, and took out another remote control from his trouser pocket......

Seeing this, the big white dog immediately knew that he had been tricked......

It turned out that the remote control placed on the platform was actually a bait, and it was to see if it would cause damage!

In the next three days, after Zhang Wei got off work, on average, every three hours, the big white dog was electrocuted, and without a drop of water, he was dying of hunger, and he no longer dared to do the slightest damage.

It didn't dare to destroy it at all, and it didn't dare to attack Zhang Wei at all, because it inadvertently saw that there was a remote control for half a drawer in Zhang Wei's bedside table, and Zhang Wei also had at least two remote controls on his body.

This method of punishing it was proposed by Luo Yuanhao. He knew that this dog was too smart, and he was a monk halfway, so it was impossible to easily follow Zhang Wei's command. There is no way to subdue it, it is absolutely impossible.

Zhang Wei made slight improvements in the punishment plan, such as letting the big white dog inadvertently see the remote control of half a drawer, such as letting the big white dog see that he was carrying several remote controls......

Zhang Wei also deliberately called to tell Luo Yuanhao about the incident, and asked if he wanted a remote control. Luo Yuanhao decisively refused, and he told Zhang Wei that he didn't need it at all, even if this big white dog came to sneak attack, he could only look for the weak lower yin and throat, and he was absolutely sure that he would kill it before being bitten.

The phone is in hands-free mode, and of course the big white dog can hear it, and this tactic that almost makes the dog feel desperate makes the big white dog fall into endless terror.

And some information, after all, is not something that this big white dog can know, for example, after it was coronaized, Zhang Wei installed a receiver in the collar to form a double insurance. Another example is that Zhang Wei used the excuse of corona to change it, but it was actually just to replace the battery......

Due to the asymmetry of information, coupled with the fact that it has no leopard guts to resist, it can only be called by Zhang Wei.

This big white dog is also considered to be a bitter fate, it used to be a typical representative of "people are not as good as dogs", but now it has fallen to this point.

It can only be said that Sun Wukong will never be able to jump out of the palm of the Buddha's hand......

At this time, in the summer resort, the big white dog was wagging its tail, looking hard for a flaw.