Chapter 1086: When Shi Niang raised her weapon
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After a few rounds, Gu Qiqi felt that he had suffered a lot!
Since everyone found out that although the lord has a cold appearance, he is very talkative in front of Gu Qiqi, especially when it comes to things that involve affection with Gu Qiqi, he is simply responsive.
So one by one, these imps came up with even more bizarre ideas:
"Sir, you and Qiqi eat dates together! One person bites one side! β
"Sir, you and Qiqi have a sweet exchange! It's to feed this chocolate bean to Qiqi, you can't use your hands, you can only use your mouth! β
"Sir, do you and Qiqi dare to combine Arabic numerals 0 to 9 with their bodies together!"
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Listening to the "troubles" flying one by one, Gu Qiqi almost wanted to strangle this group of little ghosts: What the hell do you think this is a haunted room? Why don't you let me go through my bag?
The little dirty turtle heard Gu Qiqi's heart, and muttered curiously: "What does it mean to explore the bag and take things?" β
No one answered him.
As a curious baby, of course, he has to find out this knowledge point by himself.
So, a few seconds later, he held up the latest encyclopedia of knowledge and suddenly realized: "It turns out that this is how to explore and retrieve things, take two eggs, stuff them into the lord's trousers, and then move and move, all the way to the crotch of the lord's pants." The two eggs finally met happily! Then, move it out of the other leg separately...... Well, this baby thinks that this game can also be called probing for eggs! This one is so interesting, why don't you play it?? Babies want to play! β¦β¦ Oh! β
The head of a certain turtle was slapped hard by the main silver and retracted.
- What did the baby say wrong? ~
Gu Qiqi was blushing when she was tossed, every "big adventure" in particular made people blush, did she and Gong Jue accidentally kiss again in the process of doing the action.
And the action of posing Arabic numerals is too strange, when they were about to pose "8", Qiu Yu actually said shamelessly: "This is too simple, Master and Master, you stand face to face, and Master Niang raises her weapon to be 8hahaha......"
Gu Qiqi: "......" children have learned badly!
However, the palace lord did not agree to everything.
When someone asked: "Please take a measure of Qiqi's bust!" β
The palace lord sternly refused: "This can only be mastered by Lao Tzu himself, and it is not open to the public!" β
Saying that, boldly punish yourself with a glass of wine!
Gu Qiqi: "......" is, you secretly master it every night!
Everyone was fighting and drinking.
I am having fun.
Suddenly, there was a noise at the door of the tavern.
"Call me! Hit me hard! Hit that little rabbit all over the ground looking for teeth! Hmph, isn't his wife a shrunken turtle? Then let her son come out and be beaten, I'll see if his wife is still standing in the pit and not! β
A vulgar female voice rushed in from outside the door, and everyone at the table frowned.
Gu Qiqi thought that something had happened to another store outside, but he didn't take it seriously at first.
However, the next second, only listen to the "clangββ! With a crisp sound, the frosted glass sliding door at the door of the "former tavern" was directly smashed!
Shattered frosted glass, splashing everywhere!
Fortunately, Gong Jue reacted quickly, and suddenly hugged Gu Qiqi and protected him in his arms.
Several pieces of broken glass splashed on his back and wrists, and his skin was cut at once.