Chapter 114: Drunken Madness
Chapter 114: Drunken Madness
Baltu listened carefully and reminded Shuyi, who was in pain, "It's Prince Jane's son, not your sister." ”
Shuyi knocked his head: "It's the prince of the world that is even worse." Shuyi grabbed Baltu, Baltu understood Shuyi's character, and was annoyed that Shuyi didn't look at Shu Yao, "You don't enter the door?" Your sister is drunk and in the same place as Yarjana, not worried? ”
"I'm worried, I'm worried."
Shuyi didn't let go of Baltu, "I'm worried that the prince has a headache, and I'm worried that Eniang will punish me." ”
"I mean your sister." Baltu was furious, "Yarjianga is not only a dramatist, but there are many concubines around him. ”
Shuyi said: "He can't get close to the little sister's body." Shuyi was pleased with Baltu's concern for Shu Yao and explained: "After my little sister got drunk, she began to be very sober, she would ask you a lot of questions, and the coherence was clearer than usual, but it was more uncomfortable than facing my eldest brother, didn't you hear the prince of the world calling?" ”。
Shuyi's eldest brother Baltu has heard of it, "Your sister is so powerful? ”
Shuyi nodded yes, "A long list of numbers came out of her mouth, asking you to say the final result, and if it wasn't right, she would hit someone." ”
"Can she beat Yarjan?"
"When my little sister is drunk, she is as powerful as an ox, and my eldest brother and Ama can't hold down my little sister."
Shuyi was not afraid of losing face, and said with palpitations that the only time Shu Yao was drunk, Baltu stammered, "Your sister is very interesting." ”
"The prince of the world asked for himself, he didn't have the heart to drink for his little sister, and he reaped the consequences."
Shuyi didn't plan to enter the door at this time, and he couldn't wake up Shu Yao even if he entered, Yarjianga dared to pour Shu Yao to drink, of course, he would bear the consequences by himself, the dignified prince of Jane would never tell people that he was beaten by the drunken Shu Yao, Yaerjianga couldn't afford to lose face, and Yaerjianga didn't want Shuyi to let them see the miserable appearance of being bullied by Shu Yao.
"When will she be sober?" ”
Shuyi leaned his back against the wall, "Half an hour later, she will get drunk after half an hour, in fact, except for the first half hour, my sister is quite well-behaved after getting drunk, and she doesn't make trouble and doesn't vomit." ”
Damn you, you dare to beat you? ”
Yarjiang's voice came out at the right time, Shuyi hung his head in embarrassment, Baltu couldn't see Shuyi's expression clearly, Shuyi explained in a low voice: "Only the little sister in our family has bad wine." ”
Baltu was stunned and speechless, and after a while, he leaned against the wall side by side with Shuyi, and when he saw Xiao Er's entourage coming up to ask, Baltu said: "Get out of here, today's master will charter the field, and the people will be clear." ”
"Huh."
Baltu is Lord Belle, he gave an order, and the wine shop immediately began to clear people, and the boss said all the good things, and sent away the guests in the wine shop, not daring to go up to the second floor, and staying below with work.
Shuyi and Baltu stayed outside the door, listening to Shu Yao's crisp and calm voice inside, how much? ”
Baltu snapped his fingers, and Shuyi stopped: "You don't have to forget it, no matter how much you count, you can't count my sister." Baltu put down his hand decadently, "Your sister's wine is hard to find. ”
Shuyi is modest: "Awards, awards, third in the world." ”
Baltu glanced at Shuyi in surprise and came to his senses: "What did your sister say? ”
Shuyi gave a thumbs up and signaled that Baltu had guessed correctly. The two of them shook their heads and sighed at the same time, and took pity on Yaerjianga inside, what are you not doing well, you have to give Shu Yao a drink.
I don't know."
"Smack."
Shu Yao's bamboo board fell and knocked on Yaerjiang's palm, "I didn't answer the shot." ”
Yarjiang's wrist was grabbed by Shu Yao, no matter how he couldn't break free, Yarjiang'a was stunned and didn't understand how Shu Yao could be so energetic, Yarjiang'a couldn't afford to resist, the ability made meritorious service again, after Shu Yao was drunk, the ability was violent, the shock section, the power bonus was fully opened, if Shu Yao was sober, he would find that the big red letter on the ability interface was as powerful as a bull, and the momentum was like an emperor flickering, and the ability caused the tragedy of Yarjianga.
When he entered school, Yarjianga couldn't finish his homework and the master dared to beat him, they were all haha beads instead of him being beaten and punished and kneeling, Yarjianga tasted the pain of bamboo stew today, and his palms were knocked red, if you ask where the bamboo board in Shu Yao's hand came from, Yarjianga has the intention to kick people, the signature dish of the wine shop, one of them is placed on the bamboo board and sent on the plate, Shu Yao took it and used it, Yarjianga hated the owner of the wine shop, hated himself, because he ordered this dish, he blamed himself for being curious.
Yarjianga poured a glass of wine for Shu Yao because of curiosity, he never wanted to get drunk Shu Yao in the conscience of heaven and earth, but he just watched Shu Yao look at him drinking very unbearably, knowing that Shuyi cared about Shu Yao, knowing how powerful Zhiyuan was, thinking that it should be okay to give Shu Yao half a cup, but as a result, Yaerjiang regretted not being at the beginning, he didn't understand until now, Shu Yao was drunk? Or pretending to be drunk and deliberately tossing him?
"Shu Mulu Shu Yao, if you beat the master again, the master will be"
"Smack" Shu Yao smiled and slapped Yaerjiang's palm again, "Grandma just beat me, what's wrong with you?" Can't answer the question, is it reasonable? When you were studying, no one taught you to respect your teacher? ”。
Even if Shu Yao is drunk and can't pull out the ancient text, the straightforward and simple words hurt people, since Shu Yao dared to be an aunt and grandmother in front of the fourth elder brother Yinzhen, Shu Yao subconsciously remembered that she dared to be presumptuous in front of the prince, not to mention that you are the prince of the prince's mansion.
Yaerjiang stomped his feet in pain, "Shu Mulu Shuyi, you get in for the master." ”
"You are not allowed to call me a master in front of my aunt and grandmother, and then I will be beaten."
Yarjiang's palms were beaten and swollen, and the swelling would not go down in ten days and a half, Yarjianga was angry and annoyed, and what made him most aggrieved was that another person dared to treat him like this, even if it was the prince, he dared to stumble behind his back to take revenge, Yarjianga was crazy but even the prince dared to collide, but he was beaten by Shu Yao, he was only helpless, how could he not have any thoughts of revenge, Yarjianga stared at Shu Yao in a daze, and his little red face after being drunk made him want to touch it, and his lips were curled up proudly, Yarjianga actually had an urge to kiss Fangze. Obviously drunk and drunk, but with the seriousness and rigidity of being a teacher, Yarjianga forgot that his hands hurt.
Shu Yao threw out a long list of numbers again, Yarjianga couldn't answer, or answered incorrectly, how could it be so easy for him to come across the correct answer, Shu Yao was ruthless, Yarjianga accepted his fate, and secretly decided to find out the gentleman who taught Shu Yao, what did he teach? Teaching arithmetic? Can't you teach Shu Yao something else? It's all Mr. Teach's fault, Yarjana remembers.
In fact, Yarjianga should be glad that Shu Yao only asked about addition and subtraction, and did not ask about optoelectronic knowledge, and did not ask about the complex theory of pure science, as long as Shu Yao asked about the speed of light, Yarjiang Abi was 10,000 times more miserable at this time. The more esoteric the topic, the heavier the punishment if you can't answer it.
Shu Yao burped and opened her starry eyes slightly: "The last question, can you also fight for your aunt and grandmother?" ”
Yarjianga gritted his teeth and burst out with one word: "Good." ”
How much? ”
Yarjana was blinded weakly: "1754." ”
"Bingo, that's right."
“”
Yarjana wants to cry without tears, God has opened his eyes? Did he get it right? No need to be beaten anymore, Yaerjianga saw Shu Yao approaching, and said vigilantly: "What are you doing?" ”
"Reward."
Shu Yao got closer, tugging on Yarjiang's collar, Yarjianga lowered his head, and his nose blended with the aroma of wine, Yarjianga's heart fluttered, Shu Yao's lips went up, Yarjianga was nervous, he was never nervous, Baltu felt that something was wrong, opened the door, and saw Shu Yao Lierjianga getting closer, and shouted: "What are you doing?" ”
Shu Yao vomited Yaerjiang's body, Baltu was completely stunned, Shuyi's head was almost on the ground, little sister, can you stop playing this set, what you are looking at is the prince of the world, not your second brother and me.
Yarjianga didn't get a kiss, she was vomited, and she was so angry that she almost fainted, after Shu Yao vomited, she pushed Yaerjianga away and complained: "It's dirty, it smells." ”
“”
Yarjianga looked at the filth on his body, and said weakly: "Shuyi, can your sister be more shameless." ”
"Shizi Ye Shizi Ye She has always been like this" Shuyi is extremely sympathetic to Yaerjiang, he has also suffered this treatment, and the worst thing is that Shu Yao forgot everything after he woke up.
Shu Yao's head was raised forty-five degrees, making a bright sad look, and chanted: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed bows his head and misses his hometown, I am drunk." ”
Shuyi hurriedly stepped forward, caught the paralyzed Shu Yao, and apologized to the stunned Lord Belle, and Yaerjiang, who was vomited, and said happily: "She is drunk and asleep, she won't go crazy anymore, you two can rest assured." ”
Shuyi didn't dare to look at their faces, picked up Shu Yao, slipped away, the mess should be handed over to Ama and Eniang to clean up, Shuyi is not good enough, he can't bear the revenge of the prince of the prince's mansion, no, it is an expression of wanting to cry without tears, Shuyi dares to ignore Shu Yao's nonsense, it is to believe the little sister, Shu Yao just has a way to make people unable to rise to the idea of revenge, Shuyi has already argued many times, in case Prince Jane retaliates, and Ama Eniang, how will Shu Yao suffer.
Shuyi carried Shu Yao back to the Duke's Mansion to ask the Guerjia clan for the time being, Baltu finally came back to his senses after their brother and sister left, and saw Yarjiang's miserable appearance, "Haha, haha, haha, Yarjiang, it's not so easy to steal jade and incense haha"
Yarjianga rose up, grabbed Baltu and rubbed the filth on Baltu's body, and the two of them twisted together, "You laugh again, who is the murderer like this?" ”
"What are you doing? In broad daylight, how dare you do something to break your sleeves and divide peaches? ”
With an angry roar, Yarjianga and Baltu were stunned at the same time, "Broken sleeves? Me with him? ”
"It is inevitable for young people to be curious for a while, but you must know that the harmony of yin and yang is the right way, Zi said"
"Get out, you get out of the master, get out of your son."
Yarjianga rushed to the scholar who was obviously an old pedant, and after punching him in the chin, he left angrily, today is too unlucky, there is no one who agrees, Baltu looked at the mess in the room, the old man was still persuading him not to sit down and do the wrong thing, Baltu looked up to the sky and sighed, his reputation is all ruined, don't think that tomorrow the matter of him and Yarjianga will spread all over the capital, which evil god did he offend?
ps Shu Yao is cute, no, reward, pink, reward it, oh hehe, the happy article only asks for joy, don't be too considerate. To mention the foreign words, whoever Shu Yao marries, whoever will have a chicken and a dog jump in his life, and Xiao Drunk guarantees that it is really a chicken and a dog jumping.
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