Capable people and strange fruits mostly live in the people, and in a blink of an eye, netizens pieced together an outline of the content of the talk show host's column:

"I heard that Director Jim was bitten by a dog when he was a child."

"Actually, you're all wrong, Jim just broke the ENTER button, and the system automatically sent the same sentence repeatedly."

"Well, I'll admit, I did it, I had a crush on Director Jim for a long time and didn't get a response, so I had to ruin him."

"Who am I, you ask? Oh, and it made the headlines of the tabloids yesterday, wearing a skirt, a pockmarked face, a big beard, and I was eating a burger. ”

……

A lot of jokes were added to the jokes in the United States, and from time to time netizens gagged,

"Brothers, you are so talented, I laughed out loud."

"Pulis Dog Ang."

In the middle of a jubilant aftermath, Director Jim still persistently sent that curse, like a potential evil fish at the bottom of the sea, popping out from time to time to show its face, which will not kill you and disgust you.

In a way, Meiyu and Jim Knight are actually quite similar, and both of them are insistent and outrageous.

Mei Yu looked at the happy messages of netizens, and then looked at the curses that Jim interspersed, she couldn't cry or laugh, and the development of things became more and more joyful.

The mobile phone rang happily, Mei Yu took it out and saw that the caller ID was Hank's, and she immediately connected: "Director Hank, is there something wrong?" ”

Hank was not as anxious as last time, and still sighed: "Hey, AY, your matter has already spread, if there is a change of director." I've been touched by you for a long time, but it's a pity, Jim, the stubborn donkey. ”

Meiyu understood that Director Hank, who was the middleman, must be very uncomfortable at this time, so she comforted softly: "Director Hank, don't worry, I won't hold a grudge against Director Jim for this." ”

Hank still frowned: "Hey, AY, you don't know. No, no, you'll find out right away, hey, I don't know what to say, so don't have a bad impact on your development. Jim and Harry have never been much to deal with. ”

Meiyu was confused, but Hank didn't want to say more‖ sighed and hung up the phone.

Mei Yu's attention returned to the screen in front of him, but he couldn't help but be stunned, and it took just a minute to answer the phone. The situation has completely changed, from the original hero Jim to challenge thousands of troops. It has become a clear barrier between the two armies.

The opposing defense friend is the director Jim, and his argument is to block the rainy season.

The right side of the debate is director Harry, whose arguments are more incisive, Jim farts.

Paranoid against the paralyzed man above, this war is fought extremely weirdly.

Paranoia: "AY, I'll ask all the directors I know to ban you!" ”

Facial paralysis: "Dream, idiot! ”

I saw these two sentences rolling around on the screen, and the two big-name directors kept selling cuteness to each other, and even the purest people couldn't help but guess, what kind of adultery was there between these two people, right?

An enthusiastic netizen couldn't hold back. The true translation of these two code phrases is given:

"AY doesn't like me, I want to call on all my friends to block her and block her!"

"Don't think about it. You're mine, you want me to pick up girls for you! ”

After the WikiLeaks document was newly released, ▲ friends expressed their understanding and kindly reminded the two big names that New York State has now recognized the legitimacy of same-sex marriage, please don't be careless and brave to go.

Many enthusiastic netizens expressed their willingness to go to the ceremony.

The two of them still go their own way, and continue to roll around and sell cuteness.

The stalemate was finally broken with the entry of a third party, or the third party was the most unreliable, and the war escalated rapidly.

Director Hank persuaded the two friends with a bitter face:

"You're all too old, don't be embarrassed here, let's go home, have a drink, and forget about it."

Hank's words roughly mean this, his two friends are still quite face-saving, no matter how funny netizens are, they can't change the lines of the two big directors, as soon as Hank comes, the muzzles of the two people are unanimous to the outside world, and they almost scolded angrily at the same time: "SUT/UP!" ”

Oh oh oh, the evidence of Chi Guoguo's adultery, countless netizens have green eyes and quick screenshots to take as a souvenir.

As soon as the mouth opened, the next thing was easy, the two directors tore their faces and began to expose each other's scars, and Harry, a man with facial paralysis, took the lead in firing: "You are a fake Taoist, the last time I filmed that knight, I invited the big beauty Helena to make a cameo, and she posted the news on Weibo for the first time, why didn't you come out and say that you blocked her?" ”

It was very sharp, netizens screamed, and soon some bored people found Helena's Weibo records, proving that what Director Harry said was true, and Helena expressed her helplessness about being hit by a stray bullet.

Director Jim quickly fought back, "That chick named Elaine, just because she refused to shoot a clip with nude shots, you threw people in the wilderness for half an hour, and the whole crew drove a car not far away, which is too immoral." ”

Ahhh

Netizens are an unprecedented climax, this is all entertainment gossip, and it is all true, it is definitely not the kind of news published in the tabloids.

The number of visits to Meiyu's BKFAE swelled rapidly, as if ten tracheas were pumping into a deflated hydrogen balloon at the same time, 1.1 million, 1.15 million, 1.2 million, and in the blink of an eye, it exceeded 2 million visits.

Countless entertainment reporters flocked to the shark as if they had smelled fish.

Obviously, director Harry is not a willing to suffer, and he quickly fought back: "Elaine is not dedicated to the work of the actors, it was a rape scene, just a little bare skin, she read the script in advance and temporarily repented, wasting the resources of the entire crew, such a person should be punished!" ”

Harry then ridiculed: "You fool, you don't believe in the weather forecast, you shoot a rain scene, stupidly transfer five sprinkler trucks from the fire brigade, but it starts raining as soon as the car arrives, you are wasting taxpayers' money!" ”

Jim finally got really angry, "Lao Tzu is willing to make the rain bigger, don't think you don't know, you have been in love with your assistant Vivian for a long time, and you always take people with you during filming, constantly increasing the workload, making her busy with work and unable to get along with her boyfriend, which is shameless to the extreme." ”

The broad masses of the people watched the excitement with relish, and the hawkers who bought all kinds of snacks were still strong in the war of words between the two directors:

"Freshly baked Italian bolognese pizza delivered to your home in Queens!"

"Popcorn fries burger, the gift package only costs 3 dollars."

"Don't miss it when you pass by, Director Harry and Director Jim's private treasured photos~"

The two of them gradually scolded the real fire, the other party's troubles were constantly exposed, the war became increasingly white-hot, and finally after a short peak, the screen was blank, and only the hawkers were left shouting.

Netizens who watched heartily pressed the refresh button in disbelief, these two bastards are addicted to hooking up with people, just run, it's really shameless, no wonder they want to explode chrysanthemums with each other!

In the righteous indignation of many netizens, Director Harry and Director Jim, who ran away, appeared in front of everyone again, this time, they were not fighting alone, they brought a strong group of relatives and friends.

Dan, the director of the supernatural night, Betty, the director of the female doctor's intern, Annie, the director of Gossip Girl, and Angeli, the director of the legal shark......

There are no less than twenty or thirty directors of popular American dramas who appear here, and stray bullets are flying in the air:

"Dan, I am optimistic about the newcomer, you have to rob me, and secretly promise her the position of the starring role, your behavior of digging the foot of the wall is really unacceptable!"

"Angli, the TV station obviously said that it would release my film first, why did it end up being yours, what did you call your handsome lead actor and the old-fashioned female assistant of the radio boss?"

……

The eyes of the entertainment tabloid reporters are not enough, the camera in their hands is flickering wildly, but they still miss a lot of wonderful news, the picture is refreshing at an alarming speed, and the people who watch it are dizzy, and later, it is not clear which director is mad at whom.

Mei Yu was shamefully squeezed aside from the protagonist's position to play soy sauce, and Johnson was dumbfounded, how did things become like this?

watched silently for a long time, and saw that the director's topic had nothing to do with him, Mei Yu quietly sent the last message: Tubes, wash and sleep.

was quickly drowned in the director's saliva, and maybe there were no fans paying attention at all.

After Mei Yu sent this message, she turned off the computer with a snap, stood up decisively, crossed her hands, and her sore fingers were numb, which made people want to cry.

Amy reluctantly raised her head from the director's battle, looked at Mei Yu, and asked in a daze, "What now?" ”

Mei Yu shrugged her shoulders and replied neatly: "Exit the battlefield." ”

yes, what else can you do but quit the battlefield? Now that we have jumped from the era of cold weapons to the era of nuclear weapons, in the face of nuclear missiles flying in the air, are we still carrying a kitchen knife to rush forward?

Meiyu is serious and responsible, but not a fool, when manpower makes a difference, she will do her best, but now that the situation is out of control to the point that it is useless for Helena and Tim to come together, what can she do as a small, well, out-of-the-box actor?

Why don't you wash and sleep.

The big husband can bend and stretch, and the little woman can persist or give up.

Seeing Mei Yu's slightly hunched figure disappear at the end of the stairs, Amy pushed Els, "Her fingers hurt, you go and help her." ”

Ells nodded wordlessly and quietly went upstairs.

Amy stood up, gave up her place to the brothers who were excited, walked slowly to Xiao P, looked upstairs, and asked hesitantly, "What's the matter with her?" ”

Xiao P slowly raised his head, looked at Amy, and said simply: "It's too rigid and easy to break, so it's good." ”

The princess of the second watch has arrived. (To be continued.) , () Vote for recommendation, monthly pass,,。