Chapter 819: Cohabitation Beyond Time and Space? What kind of cohabitation is this? Take out a super big terrier!
""Living Together in Time and Space" is tough on the front, "Women's Federation III"!?"
"That's, isn't it? How could it have just been! ”
"Bai Shiqiu took the wrong medicine, did he destroy our family even with him?"
"Fuck off! I tell you, don't take advantage of the teacher's mouth, and call my wife, give me to support the movie! ”
"I feel very unwilling, Bai Shiqiu, this bastard is not ...... with Woo"
"Impossible! Definitely not! Didn't everyone say it, staff dormitories, reward villas! ”
"But, Bai Shiqiu later said that he loved ......"
"! Aren't we also screaming at one wife!? ”
With the arrival of the Chinese New Year file, the smell of gunsmoke is getting stronger and stronger, "Living Together in Time and Space" and "Women's Federation III" were released on the same schedule, and it is rumored that Bai Shiqiu is very DISS for "Women's Federation III".
Well, this is not a rumor at all, it is something that came out of the TT of some individuals in Marvel China during the previous Marvel Ten Year event.
Their event was so bad that it was complained by many fans, and there was no way, so they leaked part of what Bai Shiqiu said at the film viewing meeting.
It's a loss.
In this way, the two movies are even more pitted against each other.
And this situation makes one person a little worried, she is Su Lun, the director of "Living Together in Time and Space".
Su Lun was originally given to the photo by Xu Zheng, and this book was also written by Su Lun, but later, because of Bai Shiqiu, this guy ...... It's changed, it's changed!
It's better than that.
Su Lun, the female director, felt that her rights and interests had been violated, so she always treated Bai Shiqiu...... This bastard is definitely a scumbag!
After the previous revelation came out, Su Lun immediately affirmed that Bai Shiqiu didn't say anything else, at least it had something to do with Ao, that kind of relationship, and then ...... In a short time, I was also eye-to-eye with Sister Pink!
Brother Xu Zheng, does he eat and live?
When Su Lun was in the crew, he was so curious that he was even distracted by filming.
Now, the movie has been released, and Bai Shiqiu is still going to provoke the big film "Women's Federation III" of Marvel, my God!
Su Lun really doesn't understand, what does Bai Shiqiu think, is he crazy?
Moreover, his own movie, the first work he directed, and the first big-screen work, was changed by Bai Shiqiu...... She was a little unsure.
Of course, she knew what Bai Shiqiu had changed, but she didn't know how fans would react to such a change.
Although Bai Shiqiu has all kinds of awesomeness, this time...... Still bottomless.
So, Su Lun came up with a solution, after the premiere, she pretended to be sick at the drinking party or something, and then poured a few cups of coffee, preparing to stare at the cinema all night.
She had booked several tickets before, and she wanted to know the fans' reactions as soon as possible.
It must be said that with the blessing of Bai Shiqiu and Ao, the tickets for this movie are really difficult to get, and I have been looking for a long time on the APP to have the opportunity to book three shows in a row, and it is still a rather remote theater.
No matter, this is Lao Niang's first movie!
Outcome...
"Hahaha......"
"My beauty!"
"This old white is too funny......"
Laugh at the beginning, this ...... Su Lun was not surprised, because she had been thinking about these jokes for a long time.
Let's just say that Gu Xiaojiao was deceived at the beginning, this is quite a meticulous plan, and later, Gu Xiaojiao and Lu Ming met in time and space, and all kinds of stalks in this place are also quite interesting.
Blowing hair and blowing flour on the face.
In the pool where Lu Ming washed vegetables, there was ...... Pants!
Ha ha......
Su Lun laughed herself, well, in fact, this place has been changed, she originally planned to use something like a bath bomb, but the pants are ...... It's a little annoying.
It was Bai Shiqiu's guy who came up with it, and this guy is really speechless.
But though, when the water hibiscus came out, it poked its head out of the bathtub, and as a result, hahaha...... It's full of mung bean sprouts.
Su Lun is quite satisfied with his movie, at least until now, especially when he heard the laughter of the audience, his heart was very stable.
But well......
"Huo!"
"Lao Bai, this girl has material!"
"This is the so-called dressing to look thin, and undressing has meat, right?"
"! I can train this muscle too! ”
The next shot, but it's Bai Shiqiu's 'big scale', this guy is taking a bath, and the result is ...... In 2018, Gu Xiaojiao kept pressing the shampoo, and she didn't have flour on her head, but as a result, all these shampoos fell on Lu Ming's head.
Ahh......hhh This guy's scream of washing his hair is so miserable.
Fans can't help laughing, of course, everyone has also noticed our Lao Bai's figure, and there is material.
As for the figure...... Hmph, there's not much, don't show it.
Until the two of them lived together through time and space......
Ahhh
Don't fight, don't fight!
Bang bang bang.
Well, this time the snap came a little earlier, and Gu Xiaojiao woke up to a man in front of him who had never met before, and he really couldn't help but make a move.
But...... Su Lun remembers that when filming, this scene was really not easy, as if the strength of the shot was always not well controlled, and it was light.
Why is it so light?
When you think about it, it's amazing!
Su Lun didn't dare to think about it anymore, Bai Shiqiu, this guy is absolutely unclear with Ao, want to come...... Hey, he's a guy, how many beauties he's provoked.
But think about it again, Bai Shiqiu's ...... Even the figure is so material, and it seems really reasonable to provoke it.
Su Lun didn't know that he had actually seen too much of that body, and the water in his mouth was inexplicably more.
What about Bai Shiqiu?
was beaten up and screamed, and with his hurdle vest from some kind of architecture school, not to mention how funny it was.
It's normal for fans to laugh.
In other words, this place has actually changed, and what I prepared before was to design a conspiracy, that is, Lu Shiyi, a guy who wanted to make a wormhole in time and space, but it didn't work out.
However, Bai Shiqiu strongly advocated not to do this, his theory was to say that Su Lun was confused at that time.
What now?
I can't see it, I can't see the difference between good and bad at all.
In the current "Living Together in Time and Space", Gu Xiaojiao in 2018 and Lu Ming in 1999 live together because of a comet passing by.
This change is very ordinary, something that is used in many sci-fi films, until the comet has passed, and then it has returned to its original appearance.
In other words, this routine is a bit old, and Su Lun has no bottom in his heart because of this.
But the movie has just begun, and I still can't see any bad reactions.
Read on.
And then ......
"People in our time can hire assistants without money!"
"!"
"Lu Ming! You wait for me! ”
"I'll wait!"
There were a lot of jokes after the two lived together, but what about this assistant......
"Aha......"
"Nima! I can't stand it! ”
The audience burst into laughter, because Xu Zheng is here!
"I'm the waiter who knows the most in our Haidilao......"
"Oh, big brother, you're dressed with a lot of character."
"Oh, this is really a match for my sister-in-law."
Xu Zheng not only contributed his dancing skills, but also kept talking.
"Who's with him!" Gu Xiaojiao was not happy.
"And you live together?" Xu Zheng was surprised.
"Friend, friend......" Lu Ming still had a serious face.
Who can believe it?
"I understand, friend, friend......" Xu Zheng said, this friend of his, is different from Lu Ming's friend.
Our Chinese dialect is broad and profound.
So......
Hahaha!
Fans really laughed until their stomachs hurt.
Su Lun is complaining, this is a common routine.
Okay, it's really common, but the key is the performance, let's just talk about Bai Shiqiu's acting skills, he pretends to be stupid, and he really can't see the slightest problem, why?
He usually talks to him, that's the state, he sometimes pretends to be stupid, and then scolds him for being a fool, of course, it's a little fun.
So, now that I feel like I'm coming out, it's very good, it's very good.
However, slowly, Gu Xiaojiao's money worship was seen.
All kinds of pretenses, or embarrassing pretenses, anyway, it's very embarrassing and embarrassing.
This naturally attracted more laughter, and it also made Lu Ming a little unbearable.
"If you don't have money, you don't have money, but that's it?"
"That's it! My wife is the most beautiful in the world! It's so unreasonable! No, I can't!"
This one...... It is definitely Bai Shiqiu's words, and Su Lun was a little panicked at this time.
But at this time.
"Okay!"
There was such a chorus shouting directly in the screening room.
"......" Su Lun was stunned.
Among the fans, at this point in time, can give up "Women's Federation III", a blockbuster film that has been planned for ten years, to watch this "Living Together in Time and Space", so do you need to talk about it?
A large part of them are fans.
The other part is Lao Bai's fans.
That's it, it's definitely like this, then, the powder...... Wife, this is my wife!
My wife worships money?
Yes!
No, it's okay!
This is simply a philosophical thing, Su Lun really can't imagine.
Forget it, it's time for Bai Shiqiu to pass the test.
However, what worries Su Lun the most is actually in the back.
The book of the movie "Living Together in Time and Space" was written by Su Lun, and her original story was that Gu Xiaojiao and Lu Ming met and had a very interesting love, but this encounter was destined.
Gu Xiaojiao worships money so much and wants to marry a rich man, her purpose is to buy her home back.
It was a big house, and the owner of this big house was actually the owner of the real estate company where Lu Ming worked.
It's wonderful.
In the end, Lu Ming has a struggle, that is, there is a big villain, Lu Ming's boss, he killed the big boss, and then disguised himself as a drunk driver, and the car burned in an accident, so that Lu Ming changed from a small designer to a real estate tycoon step by step, but after meeting Gu Xiaojiao, he knew the truth, this big boss is Gu Xiaojiao's father.
It turned out that Gu Xiaojiao's life was a turning point because of this.
What should Lu Ming do?
In the end, he made a choice, that is, to prevent his boss from killing the big boss.
But in this way, Lu Ming has no chance to become the real estate tycoon Lu Shiyi, and Gu Xiaojiao, she shouldn't be like this in 2018, or she probably doesn't exist.
So, in the end, Gu Xiaojiao disappeared in front of Lu Ming.
This is the story of Su Lun, but now...
"You, you ......"
Mua!
"You fool! Not at all! ”
"Me, I think I'm quite similar, you can see that?"
Lu Shiyi came to Gu Xiaojiao, and he said that he had many memories of Gu Xiaojiao in his mind, and he wanted to marry her.
And Lu Ming knew that the comet was going to pass, but Lu Shiyi was not him Lu Ming, so he wanted to persuade this Gu Xiaojiao to be with Lu Shiyi, and Lu Ming thought of a way to pretend to be Gu Xiaojiao.
To put it simply, although Lu Shiyi is rich and powerful, what he lacks in Lu Ming is his true love for Gu Xiaojiao.
Of course, this kind of thing must be contained in the lens, and fans must discover it for themselves, and Su Lun is very clear about this.
It must be said that Bai Shiqiu's switch between Lu Ming and Lu Shiyi is really powerful.
It's just that in Su Lun's opinion, this is too normal, okay.
Isn't Bai Shiqiu a big boss, or a super boss, and this man also has amazing acting skills.
When he was doing Lu Ming, his silly smile was handsome and funny.
And when he became Lu Shiyi, his kind of free and easy, that slight look in his eyes, the kind of posture that no one cares about, Lao Tzu is invincible in the world, is gone.
That's right, Bai Shiqiu must be such a guy usually, this is a true performance.
At this point, Su Lun wore colored glasses.
It's much easier, she doesn't need any transformation at all, she's just a cute, somewhat silly money worshipper.
However, in the face of Lu Ming, she is indeed reluctant, difficult to give up, how can she give up.
However, Comet is about to leave, and there is a serious conflict between Lu Ming's boss and the big boss.
Lu Ming, chose to save people!
"Boss, your daughter is still waiting for you at home. That one...... If I can meet her on another plane, I will definitely ...... her."
After saving people, Lu Ming's words...
"You bastard! My daughter is only 12 years old! ”
Can the big boss not be angry?
Such a bridge, needless to say, caused laughter.
However, Su Lun knows that this will be different next!
How is it different?
What's the difference?
Lu Ming frantically returned to his residence, he wanted to find Gu Xiaojiao, but Gu Xiaojiao had disappeared, and his house had changed back to its original appearance.
What about Gu Xiaojiao?
At this time, what about Gu Xiaojiao?
She is in 2018, and at this time, everything Lu Shiyi gave her, the card is gone, the gift is gone, and the phone number is gone.
Lu Shiyi is gone!
That comet is gone!
However, Gu Xiaojiao's life has changed.
"Daughter, what are you thinking?"
"Dad?"
"Why do you look like you've seen the hell?"
"I, I ......"
Gu Xiaojiao is different, she is a rich girl now, and she worships money casually now.
However, money can't satisfy the emptiness in Gu Xiaojiao's heart, and she thinks about someone all day long......
"Dad, Lu Ming, do you have an employee named Lu Ming?"
"That bastard! I fired him a long time ago! What are you mentioning him for? ”
"Dad......"
Obviously, Gu Xiaojiao still has Lu Ming in his heart.
What to do?
It's over, it seems that the two of them don't have any chance.
But at this time, the female classmate who was married to a rich man came to her.
"Class reunion? Tsinghua? Did I get admitted to Tsinghua University? ”
"Gu Xiaojiao, aren't you? Isn't Tsinghua University worthy of you? ”
"No, it's not ......"
"Then come on."
This female classmate, in the original time and space, was a lot of squeezing Gu Xiaojiao, but now she has a feeling of kneeling and licking.
Well, she's Seaweed, the one in "Snail House".
Gu Xiaojiao was so surprised that he was a graduate of Tsinghua University.
But Su Lun knows that this is an adaptation!
Bai Shiqiu's adaptation is a very chicken thief adaptation, in this adaptation, before that, a small thing was buried.
To put it simply, it's an implant, an implant.
Whose implantation is it?
Dongxing Shopping!
So......
"Hahaha...... I can't! ”
"Oh my God! Do you want to be so funny...... Hahaha......"
"Sarcasm! It's an absolute irony! Hahaha......"
It was as if cold water was poured into a hot oil pot, and the hula guy's exploded, and the audience laughed a lot.
Why?
Because Lu Ming appeared!
No, it's not Lu Ming, he's now...
"Hello Xiao Jiao, I'm Lu Qiangdong."
"Lu Qiangdong? How do you call it that? ”
"Isn't that a bad name? Strong and ...... Dongxing buys. ”
"Oops! Lu Ming! You scoundrel! What's the matter with you? ”
Gu Xiaojiao, she was happy at this time, she really saw the man in her heart, that Lu Ming, he is now Lu Qiangdong.
This one...
Well, actually, there is no need to explain this stalk, there is really no need to explain.
Dongxinggou, Lu Qiangdong, Gu Xiaojiao, Tsinghua, these things together, who still doesn't understand?
Combined with the one that Gu Xiaojiao's father said before...... My daughter is only 12 years old!
It's a big slot!
The laughter of the fans in this episode is definitely more than Xu Zheng's most skilled employee.
One counts as one, and they all laugh until their stomachs hurt.
It's simple, it's a super stalk, and it's just so good to play.
The most special thing is that this big stalk is particularly reasonable, extremely reasonable.
Because Lu Ming has seen the characteristics of this era in 2018, and there is also that product placement, Dongxing Buy, he didn't do real estate, he went to do online shopping, in 1999, this is no problem at all, you know, this is the beginning of the Taobao system.
So, all this ...... It's extremely reasonable, and it's especially in line with some of the things in "The Butterfly Effect".
"The Butterfly Effect" is actually a movie that Su Lun borrowed from, in this movie, once something changes in the past, then a huge amount of information will appear in the actor's mind, causing trauma to his brain.
Su Lun noticed this when he was writing the script, so Lu Shiyi would have those memories.
And now, it makes perfect sense, and moreover, there is no more question of trauma yet.
How good is that.
And, this last.
"My wife is the most beautiful in the world!"
"Yes, yes, my little Jiao is the most beautiful in the world!"
"Haha......"
This is Qiangdong and milk tea, oh no, Bai Shiqiu and Xiaojiao, oh no, it's not right, anyway, they are together without shame.
How nice, heartwarming, and funny.
The key is the reaction of the fans.
Su Lun felt that he bought too many tickets, and just such a game was enough.
Go home and sleep satisfied.
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