Xiao Wang, a young lecturer at Xucheng Comprehensive University, felt that ......

His own son is crazy.

At 9:20 in the morning, Wang's mother received a call from Xiao Wang, and Xiao Wang's voice on the phone was a little low: "Mom, I miss you......"

"Didn't you just go out in the morning, this stupid boy? What do you think of me? Wang Ma hummed and agreed to two sentences, and hung up the phone.

At 9:29, the phone rang again, and it was still the same sentence: "Mom, I miss you......"

"You kid, aren't you crazy, didn't you just call me?"

After more than ten minutes, the phone rang again: "Mom, I really miss you, I want to go home and see you......"

"You kid, you work hard at school, you have nothing to call, what kind of prank is this, isn't it? Isn't it? Don't bother me, my mother is watching TV at home! ”

I hung up the phone, this time for a long time, and at a little after ten o'clock, the request for a video call rang.

"Mom, I want to see you, I want to video with you, what about my dad? I miss my dad too......"

"Your dad? Your dad is still at work! How old are you, kid? Still so coquettish, okay okay, let you see ......"

After less than five minutes of video with his son, someone over there urged: "Okay, okay, hurry up and continue the class!" Don't waste time outside the house! ”

"Son, you better hurry up and go to class, you have to work hard when you go to work, and say something after work."

With a beep, Wang Ma cut off the video again.

Less than half an hour later, Wang's mother received a text message.

"Mom, I've been kidnapped, call the police!"

Wang's mother was so excited that she almost called the police directly.

But in the blink of an eye, it felt wrong.

My son was talking to him on the phone just now, how can I say that I was kidnapped?

Isn't this a liar?

Think the old lady is old, so it's easy to deceive? I'm not that kind of fool!

After a while, Wang's mother suddenly felt that something was wrong, so she quickly took out her mobile phone and called her son, but the phone didn't work.

I called my son's unit again, and my colleague picked it up and wondered, "Brother Wang? Brother Wang went out to give a lecture, and he has only been there for more than an hour. Kidnap? How can it be? No, don't worry, it must be a liar. Mmmmmmmm, when Brother Wang comes back, I'll ask him to call you back! ”

Wang Ma hung up the phone, washed the clothes, and was about to cook lunch, when the phone rang again.

"Mom, I've been kidnapped, save me, I miss you so much, Mom, I want to kill you, Mom, why don't you come to me, why do you ......" As soon as the phone was connected, his son's heart-rending voice rang.

"Bang", and the phone hung up again.

Wang's mother just came out of the bathroom with a basin of washed clothes, threw all the clothes on the ground with a snap, and then hurriedly called her husband: "Old man, old man, come back quickly, our son has been kidnapped!" ”

"Are you having nightmares?" The old man over there didn't believe it.

If you say you have been in a car accident, you have a sudden illness, or something, you may believe it.

But kidnapping?

Our small family family, where is there anything worth kidnapping?

"It must be some kind of joke made by young people nowadays, it's not like April Fool's Day or anything like that......"

"Are you so stupid? April Fool's Day is April, do you think it's April now? I don't care, my precious son has been kidnapped, I have to call the police anyway! ”

Wang's mother immediately dialed the police, and on the phone, the operator was surprised: "What? Is your son missing? How old is he? ”

Could it be a missing child?

"Twenty-seven? Uh......" The operator looked helpless: "Auntie, it's normal for adults to disappear for twenty-four hours, do you have any evidence that your son was kidnapped?" ”

"Do you have any other clues besides the phone?"

"If we can't prove it, I'm afraid we won't be able to file a case, so can you try to contact it again?"

Wang's mother hung up the phone and immediately began to call her son's phone again.

Fighting, suddenly through.

"Son, where the hell are you?"

"Mom, I'...... I'm fine...... I'm just joking with my friends......" A little trembling voice came from the other side, "Mom, don't worry, I'll be back soon......"

Wang's mother listened to her son's voice a little wrong, but after saying a few words, she heard her son say: "Let's not talk about it first, Mom, my friend called me." ”

Wang Ma vaguely heard the sound of a dog barking on the other side, and she was even more puzzled, and she barked a few times, but she had already hung up over there.

Now Wang's mother didn't have the heart to do anything else, and sat on the sofa all afternoon waiting for her son's call.

Occasionally, when the phone rang again, my son's voice became much calmer.

"Mom, I'll be back soon, don't worry."

Wang's mother was relieved.

What a joke this kid is making! It made my heart mess all afternoon!

When this kid comes back, I'll beat him up!"

Although she said that, after all, her son was the meat that fell from her mother's body, and Wang's mother still ran out to buy a lot of delicious food and prepare dinner.

At six o'clock, the old man came back from work, saw a table of good dishes, and wondered, "What day is today?" How do you eat so well? ”

"Why can't you eat well?" Wang's mother glared at her wife angrily, "Can't I miss my son?" ”

"Are you today......" My wife wanted to say something, but she couldn't help but shake her head.

"By the way, did you borrow any money?"

"Where can I borrow money, several of my colleagues, their children are all older, and they want to buy a house...... Alas...... Who knew that the down payment would be so high now......" The wife sat on the sofa and sighed, "What about the son, why hasn't he come back yet?" ”

"I just called and said I would ...... when I came back late in the evening."

The two of them were talking when they suddenly heard the sound of pulling out the key from outside the door.

The door opened, and Xiao Wang suddenly rushed in and hugged Wang's mother.

"Mom, I miss you! Woo woo woo, I miss you so much......"

Wang's mother: "Uh......"

Isn't this kid really stupid?

"Dad, I miss you too! I miss you so much, I miss you to death, I've been out there for so long, I miss you every day......"

"This child is really stupid......" was innocently held for a long time, and the old couple wondered.

"Child, I know that you have a lot of pressure to buy a house, don't worry, let's smash the pot and sell iron, and we will also help you pay the down payment......"

"Buying a house? What to buy a house? Xiao Wang was stunned.

"Didn't you have to pay for the house you saw last time?"

"The day after tomorrow? Hasn't it been a year? Xiao Wang suddenly froze, "Mom, what time is it today?" ”

After reading the calendar, Xiao Wang was really stunned.

What the hell is going on.

After a long, long time......

"Mom, don't worry, I've got money, it's almost enough." Xiao Wang took out his mobile phone, flipped to his account, and opened it to show Wang's mother, "Look." ”

Wang's mother looked at the account for a long time, and suddenly suddenly lifted Xiao Wang's clothes.

"Mom, what are you doing?"

"What about the kidneys? Are you going to sell your kidneys? Where's your kidney! ”

When Xiao Wang's house was in chaos, Zhao Min took Gao Crab to Xucheng Comprehensive University again.

"How many professors from the university are there, are there any who are studying medicine? yes, I'm going to work overtime at night! ”