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376 + 377 wolf, tiger, python, three points of the world + group to sell cute brush favorability

So far, there are only three beasts that have appeared in "Beastmaster Tribulation", Wolf King Steamed Bun, Giant Python Eggplant and White Tiger Vegetable Bun, this time Xiao Jingchen came to participate in "Truth or Dare", whether it is a think tank or the Bai family teenagers, both the think tank and the Bai family teenagers know that with the degree of pit in this show, they will definitely lead the topic to "Beastmaster Tribulation", as long as it is related to the national super-protected animals, if you are not careful, you will fall into the pit and not be able to come up, so think about it, everyone unanimously decided that at least one beastmaster should be let follow Xiao Jingchen.

Three beast kings, the wolf king is a mature and stable good "man", it is taciturn, not cute and not cute, although sometimes it will be a little black belly, but it is an authentic knight, and the nature of the wolf clan makes it like to hide in the dark, peeping into all possible crises and opportunities, so, let it stand in the spotlight, a little unreliable.

The opposite of it is the eggplant.

Eggplant has a bad personality, it is cute and cruel, and it always likes to do whatever it wants, even it doesn't know if it will suddenly do something angry and resentful in the next moment, based on its danger and indeterminacy, the Zhi Brain Group and the Bai family teenagers decisively ruled out the opportunity for it to go out to show, so, in the end, this big cake smashed on the vegetable bun that has always been only cleaned up.

Caibao does not belong to a complete mutant, and its IQ is not as high as that of the wolf king and eggplant, but it has been mixed together for so long, and it can be regarded as a human nature, not to mention anything else, at least it will not go crazy and bite people casually, and cause trouble for the sister paper, and it also knows that the opportunity is not easy to come by, as soon as it comes on stage, it will sell all kinds of cute and bright belly, watching it provoke the exclamation of the audience and the touch of the host's beauty, eggplant sauce is deeply jealous.

So, the eggplant classmate got rid of the caretaker and swam on the stage without hesitation, the original intention was to swear to the vegetable bag that he belonged to the owner, if it was usual, the vegetable bag would definitely retreat from the frenzied eggplant, but today is different, it is ordered to accompany the princess to appear, relying on the main silver support, it stalks the hair on the neck and the eggplant shouts.

As a result, the two swords were tense, and they were on the verge of exploding.

Then, the eggplant was out of anger!

If you don't fight for three days, you can go to the house to uncover the tiles, there is wood~!

Tete's undertuning|Teach~~!

"Hiss~~hiss~~~~hiss~~~~~" The eggplant fiercely expressed his unhappiness, spoke threateningly, and rushed towards the vegetable bag with a twist of his thick body, and the audience immediately sounded an exclamation, and the host Mei Yue involuntarily covered her mouth, hurriedly retreated, avoiding the beast disaster, and even did not forget to pull the "scared" Xiao Jingchen.

The eggplant rushed to the vegetable bag, and rolled it up with a fight, and the vegetable bag did not show weakness, it knew that the eggplant did not have the courage to hang itself in front of the main silver, so it can be said that it was truly fearless, and let the eggplant tie itself firmly, and the tiger's mouth was opened, and it bit directly towards the snake body that was tied to itself.

After so many years of evolution, the eggplant has become a completely mutated body, the strength of the flesh is comparable to bulletproof glass, the vegetable bag wants to bite through its flesh, and its teeth are decisively broken, but even if it can't cause substantial damage, it hurts to be gnawed by sharp tiger teeth~!

The pain made the eggplant crazy, stimulated its ferocity as a beast, "hiss~~~~~~~s" a curse spit out from the snake's mouth, the eggplant opened its bloody mouth, and the two sharp fangs bit down on the neck of the vegetable bag without hesitation, although it avoided the main artery, but the vegetable bag is not a mutant beast, the skin and flesh are very soft, if this bite is really bitten, the vegetable bag will be seriously injured, and the blood splash on the spot is certain.

Xiao Jingchen's eyes darkened, and he sipped his pink and tender mouth tightly, "Eggplant ......"

"Woo woo-" Xiao Jingchen's warning voice was covered by a wolf howl that pierced the sky, a black head wolf suddenly jumped out of the background, several ups and downs hit the giant python, the giant python and the white tiger that was rolled by it were knocked out, and fell to the ground, the giant python and the white tiger rolled on the spot, and immediately got up, the two movements were the same face to face and retreated, and at the same time vigilantly guarded against the head wolf, and the three fierce beasts formed a three-legged momentum.

The head wolf's front legs were straight, his hind legs were slightly bent, his hair was on his body, his eyes were fierce with a cold light, and he said "Woo woo-" as if he was reprimanding the two disobedient bad boys, but unfortunately, the two bad boys didn't seem to buy it.

The white tiger stood up, the cold cat's eyes swam between the head wolf and the giant python, and there was a low roar of "roar~~~" in his throat, and the body of the giant python circled into a circle and circle, putting on the most perfect defensive state, and the scene was tense again, and it was about to explode.

The hearts of the audience are all in their throats, and the sincerity of the three beast kings live PK gods and horses is too wonderful Youmu You, it's even more exaggerated than the computer stunts of the good house, you have wood, you can see a real brawl of the beast king with your own eyes, even if you feed the beast, it's worth it.

Compared with the eggplant and the wolf king who have experienced the catastrophe, the vegetable bun that has always been raised by humans is weaker after all, and the patience is a little worse, it is the first to attack, "roar-" A magnificent roar, it suddenly exerted its strength, and the whole tiger rushed towards the wolf king like an arrow from the string, the god horse is called the tiger and the wind, and the god horse is called the tiger down the mountain, at this moment, the momentum of the king of the forest has been raised to the extreme.

At the scene, all the audience, staff, and even the host and the aunt who swept the floor stared at the vigorous figure of the white tiger without blinking, for fear that they would miss something and regret it for life if they shook their eyelashes.

The idea of the vegetable bun is very beautiful - if it bites the eggplant and is decisively strangled, then it will be trapped by the eggplant and can't move, and the eggplant will not be able to move in order to trap it, then wouldn't it be cheaper to get the steamed bun fisherman, so they should decisively join forces to kill the steamed bun first, and then continue to pinch each other.

However, the idea is beautiful, but the reality is very tricky!

Caibao tiger pounces on the wolf king, but, it forgets, the wolf itself is not a hero who fights alone, but an unscrupulous hero for victory, steamed buns are not as huge as Caibao, and they will not be like the eggplant that two goods rely on their rough skin and thick meat like a tank rampage, in the face of Caibao's attack, it decisively twisted its waist, dodged it, and Caibao pounced, of course, as long as the IQ did not fall to the limit, you know that in this case, Caibao should immediately turn around and face the enemy, failure is not terrible, It is terrible to expose your back to the enemy.

Obviously, the IQ of the vegetable bag is barely maintained above zero for the time being, and as soon as the four claws hit the ground, it subconsciously stretched out the tips of its claws to grasp the ground to stabilize its body in order to turn around and face the enemy as quickly as possible.

However, normal people know that the floor of the studio hall is paved with tiles, and the characteristics of the tiles are Shenma?

Good sweeping, good dragging, no dust, to sum up in one sentence - slippery!!

The idea that the cabbage wants to grasp the ground with its claws to stabilize its body is true, but the question is, buddy, do you think your claws are diamonds, and you can scratch the tiles with a casual grab?? - So, the vegetable bag that failed to scratch the tile slipped decisively!

The huge inertia of the bite made its whole body rush forward uncontrollably, and the claws failed to grasp the ground, leaving only the meat pad pad wrapped around the paws, we all know how soft and pink the feline meat paw pad is, to sum up a sentence - the friction coefficient is too low!

So, everyone saw a big pile of white velvet tigers rushing directly to the wall like a stunned person, and hit a solid knot with a "bang-" sound.

"Wow~~~~" The audience's collective faces were painful and distorted, and they dubbed Huzi.

The vegetable bag fell to the ground, stunned for a while, and then shook his dizzy head and raised his head, his front paws raised to the ground, and he wanted to get up, but unfortunately, the meat pad was too slippery, and its head was still a little dizzy, its body shook, and the bottom of its claws slipped and fell down, this time its chin hit the back of the other paw, and its chin didn't hurt, but its claws hurt.

The vegetable bag shook its head again, raised its front paws and landed on the ground, in order to prevent it from slipping again, it subconsciously stretched out the tip of its claws to try to pick the tile floor, needless to say, the vegetable bag that had eaten a trench and did not grow wise decisively fell again, this time, it learned to be obedient - where it fell, where it lay down!

The white tiger blinked with big cat's eyes, looked at the main silver faintly, and said an aggrieved "woo~", which made the audience's hearts break ~~!

"It's so cute~~~~~, it's so cute, it's ~~~~~"

"Poor child, come here, my sister hurts you~~~"

"Wow~~~, I really want to raise one~~~!"

“…… Balabala ...... "The audience was boiling, and the vegetable buns were on fire.

"Hiss ~~~~~" eggplant is the guy who knows human feelings the most, it immediately felt the compassion and kindness swept in the audience, it shook its head, its neck was elongated little by little, half of its body stood up, and stared condescendingly at the cute vegetable bun without discipline.

Selling Meng Mu has something to do with it, but daring to sell Meng in front of the main silver to hook up with other human beings is simply looking for death.

The temper of the eggplant is not good.,But when you fight with the beasts, 99 is joking.,The remaining 1 is when you're joking with your childhood sweetheart's old "lover" wolf king steamed buns.,But basically every time the little clean dust that is intuition against the sky will be extinguished before the two move the real fire.。

Looking at the eggplant's gradually rising body and the cold and bloodthirsty vertical pupils, the vegetable bag knew that the girl had moved the real fire, so it decisively gave up selling cuteness, got up cautiously, made a big bend on its toes, avoided the frenzied eggplant, ran to Xiao Jingchen's side, and circled around her feet, and her furry body rubbed Xiao Jingchen's clothes with white hair.

The host Mei Yue immediately turned into star eyes, she was not afraid of vegetable bags, just as it was an older giant cat, touched the back of its neck, and said to Xiao Jingchen, "There is still a lot of recording time, why don't we sit down and continue to chat!" ”

Xiao Jingchen nodded, grabbed the big triangular ears of the vegetable bag, strode to the sofa, but did not sit down, just stared at the other two guys for a moment, the host saw that she was not sitting, a little strange, and looked at her gaze in confusion, but to the beast pupils of the wolf king and the vertical pupils of the giant python, the host's face turned slightly pale, and his body froze suddenly, not knowing what to do.

Not only her, but the audience also collectively held their breath, staring at Xiao Jingchen for a moment, if the turmoil of the Beastmaster was an intense and rapid experience like a roller coaster, then Xiao Jingchen's silence at the moment was like a hand, holding their hearts tightly and suffocating them.

And this kind of suffocation, the deepest feeling must be the two cute pets who face Xiao Jingchen's anger.

The wolf king was very calm at first, and gradually, it began to become restless, but, as a steady and calm good beast, it would not walk around restlessly, the wolf king stood up very calmly, the front legs were straight, the hind legs were slightly bent, the waist was pulled to the maximum and pressed down slightly, and the front paws stretched out a little into a plum blossom pile - Ya actually learned the husky steamed bun that stretched the waist of the second goods~~!

The wolf king stretched his waist, and a pair of ferocious beast eyes still seemed to be inadvertently slanting at Xiao Jingchen, no matter how calm and calm he was, he couldn't hide the weakness and flattery in his eyes.

Even the wolf king is soft, will the eggplant still die, it is much more shameless than the reserved wolf king, the thick body is rolled, the giant python twists the 8 characters of **, and the eyes YD slid towards Xiao Jingchen, seeing that Xiao Jingchen did not make a sound to stop himself, it immediately became fat, and slowly leaned against her body to go up and down, rolling her up in a circle, and finally, the jaw rested on Xiao Jingchen's shoulder, Chang Xinzi spit and vomited, and the snake's mouth grinned, revealing a big smile that was more hideous than eating people, The tip of the tail rubbed against Xiao Jingchen's calf.

Sure enough, snakes are the most undisciplined animals in the world~!

Xiao Jingchen made a face, ignoring the wolf king's weakness, ignoring the snake king's flattery, and ignoring the audience's exclamations and worries, she slowly but firmly pulled out her hand that was wrapped in eggplant, pointed to the side of the sofa and said, "Stay honest, dare to make trouble again, and go back and give you ten baths a day." ”

The eggplant shuddered, and snakes were supposed to like cold, damp places, but this mutant had a serious hate for water, and even more so for bathing.

The wolf king has already been lying on the side of the sofa, his entire belly is attached to the ground, his chin is pillowed with his front paws, and he is imitating husky steamed buns to sell cute~!

It's shameful to sell cuteness, Your Majesty the Wolf King~!

Eggplant secretly hated himself for being a step slower than the steamed bun, and he also honestly got down from Xiao Jingchen, twisted the figure 8 step by step, rested his head on the other end of the sofa, and flicked his tail but fell on the head of the steamed bun, that is to say, Ya is completely lying straight on the sofa feet, Xiao Jingchen wants to sit on the sofa, and the feet are forced to rest on it, if Xiao Jingchen puts his feet out a little and does not rest on it, then its cold body can just cling to the calf of the main silver ~\(≧▽≦)/~

Treacherous little snake! ——The wolf king squinted his eyes and disdainful, the wolf paw rubbed forward, the tip of the claw showed, and unceremoniously scratched the tip of the round snake tail that happened to be in front of his nose, the claws of the wolf king, who are also complete mutants, are not as soft as the claws of the vegetable bag, and if he scratches a few more times, the snake king will also have to break his skin and bones, so the snake king unceremoniously flicked his tail, the amplitude was very small, but it was like a whip and whipped it the wolf king's nose and paws.

The two guys secretly pinched in a panic, Xiao Jingchen couldn't see it, but the audience could see it clearly, even the host sitting opposite Xiao Jingchen could watch the scene, everyone couldn't help but smoke embarrassedly, these two guys who are like children You scratch me and I whip your tail Where is there still a little bit of the appearance of the beastmaster, especially the eyes that keep secretly looking at Xiao Jingchen's face, it's like two little kids who are fighting behind their backs and are afraid of being discovered by Ma Ma~!

"Poof-" I don't know who secretly laughed, but the others also laughed, and the atmosphere of the scene was relaxed, beautiful and peaceful, and it seemed that even the terrifying and hideous appearance of the giant python became cute.

Although Xiao Jingchen can't see the loving interaction between eggplant and steamed buns, her sense of hearing is so keen that she is against the sky, but because she has long been used to it at home, she doesn't feel strange at all.

The interview continued, a small half of the host's attention was hooked by three beasts, and the questions were not so sharp, Xiao Jingchen answered every question very seriously, whether it was the audience at the scene or the audience in front of the TV, she could really feel her sincerity, and unconsciously, the name "innocent" became more and more red and purple and black.

“…… Innocent, I'm curious, how did you raise such dangerous pets? Animals like tigers, pythons, and wolves that can eat people should have special domestication certificates, do you have them?! ”

"Hmm." Xiao Jingchen nodded, "I have a special domestication certificate, (Dad said) If I want, I can even raise dinosaurs." ”…… Dinosaurs are gods?

Sister paper wisely didn't say the last mentally retarded question, but the host Mei Yue was full of surprise, "Do you really have a special domestication certificate?" How did you get it? …… I've heard that this kind of domestication certificate is particularly difficult to get, right? ”

"I didn't take the test." Xiao Jingchen's head was tilted, his big eyes blinked, and he said seriously, "The coach who taught me to shoot helped me handle it." ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was quiet, and most of the people's attention was on the eggplant and steamed buns that were being pinched happily, and not many people were listening carefully to Xiao Jingchen's words, anyway, I could still watch the replay when I went back, no, the real beastmaster fight was not common even across the screen.

"I didn't take the test." Mei Yue was stunned, her first reaction was "shady", and her second reaction was "not right", the shooting instructor ???

Mei Yue hurriedly lowered her head, flipped through the host card, and suddenly realized, "You seem to have been a soldier, haven't you?" ”

"Hmm." Xiao Jingchen nodded.

"I was able to get a special domestication certificate without taking the exam, and I was able to train the man-eating beast so well, innocent, you answer me honestly, are you a special soldier?" Mei Yue looked at Xiao Jingchen with a serious face like an old pedant.

Xiao Jingchen nodded subconsciously, but his eyes suddenly widened, as if he was frightened by something, his little paws covered his mouth, shook his head vigorously, and said in a muffled voice, "(Dad said) I can't say it, it's confidential." "The Kirin base was originally a top state secret.

Xiao Jingchen means that he can't say that he is training at the Qilin base, but this kind of "confidentiality" represents too many things in the eyes of the audience and the host, and the brain supplement is terrible, it not only rationalizes the existence of the special domestication certificate for exemption from the examination, but also imagines a sister who has only participated in half of the special forces selection and training and returned home to imagine that she is an omnipotent senior special forces.

Mei Yue's eyes suddenly sparkled, "Then why did you retire from the army?" ”

Xiao Jingchen scratched his head in embarrassment, "(Dad said) This is also a secret, you can't say it." ”

The life of a soldier is a little far from normal people, especially the special forces are a mysterious existence, there is a saying - Thesecretmakesaoman, oman.

As a result, the innocent girl with secrets climbed to the top again and rose directly to become a Chinese goddess, and there is a trend of becoming more and more powerful!

Just when everyone's interest was at its highest, just as the host was about to make persistent efforts to dig out more secrets about Wuxie, he had been honestly lying on the side and watching the vegetable bag that the two bosses were fighting move, and it immediately attracted everyone's attention, including Mei Yue and Xiao Jingchen.

"Eh, something seems wrong with your pet, what is it for...... Be careful! Mei Yue was so frightened that she almost jumped up, because the big white tiger stood up and walked directly towards the audience with elegant cat steps.

Although the vegetable bag has been loved by the audience because of the previous sliding step collision incident, the tiger is a tiger after all, and it doesn't look like much from a distance, once it gets close to the ......, the momentum of the king of the forest is proper.

The girls and men in the front row were so frightened that they hid back, and some of them were even frightened and screamed, but after all, they are all good people in the new century and new era, and there are still most people who like to stimulate the timid and a little fat, and the scene is just a little chaotic, and this chaos has not affected the white tiger.

Cai Bao strolled to the edge of the stage, jumped easily, stepped on the chairs in the first row with two hind paws, and climbed on the back of the chairs in the second row with two front paws, facing a young girl of eighteen or nineteen years old in the third row who was exposed because the people in the front two rows were hiding behind.

The girl's face turned pale with fright, and she looked at the white tiger close at hand, trembling, and couldn't say a word.

The white tiger's fluffy head poked out, got into the girl's arms, opened its mouth, roared, took the small bag in her arms, turned around and jumped lightly and returned to the stage, it didn't go far, just lying on the edge of the stage, and the joints of the front paws were even drooping out of the stage.

Cai Bao bit the small backpack by himself, his sharp teeth tore the backpack apart like a cutting machine, the contents of the backpack fell all over the ground, and a fragrant smell of chicken wafted away, and when he saw the golden thing that fell in front of the claws of the vegetable bag, everyone was embarrassed - KFC!!

And not only are there golden fried spicy wings, but there are also buy-one-get-one-free roasted wings!!

The vegetable bun happily "roar~~~", lowered his head and rolled his tongue, wrapped the spicy wings into his mouth, and ate them on the spot, after eating the spicy wings and eating the roast wings, after eating the roasted wings and eating chicken rice, after eating the chicken rice and eating hamburgers, eating hard, it even gnawed the fries mixed with the packaging box, and finally, it hesitantly stared at the Coke sprinkled all over the ground, considering whether to eat it.

The ** White Tiger, who couldn't resist the temptation of food, finally couldn't help but lower his head and licked the black and shiny Coke, and then ......

"Roar~~~" It's really sour grandpa, woo~~~~, the teeth are going to fall ~~~~! RS