Chapter 212: Little Wimpy Kid
Nani, the Temple of Death, how can there be a little brat?
Everyone's heads are full of question marks......
The little kid who came from nowhere, sat in front of the monk, looked at the monk while drooling, and said flatteringly, "Dad, I want to eat." ”
Poof~ The audience laughed!
Yun Xin said, "This plot is developing too fast, some of them have already taken off their singles, and even have children." ”
Xu Banxian said, "Bald donkey, tsk, look at you as a decent gentleman, I can't imagine that you are not honest, the children are so old!" ”
Hu Siguan said, "Master, you not only have a high level of Buddhism, but you are also ahead of us in giving birth to children. ”
Aini said, "Little cutie, come, let my brother hug!" ”
Gu Feng said, "Hey, I thought that the master was the most normal one in this, but now it seems that no one in this is normal." ”
Xiaofeng said, "Can a monk still have children? ”
The baby said, "What's all the fuss about, I really haven't seen the turtle in the world, and the baby's girlfriend has a dozen." ”
The monk said, where did this child come from, why do you call me dad, I am still single, Amitabha, sinful and sinful.
"Daddy, I want to eat." Seeing that the monk was in a daze, the little kid pointed to the sweet potato in the monk's hand and said it again.
"Amitabha~" The monk handed the sweet potato that had been peeled in his hand to the little boy, "Eat it." ”
The little kid happily took the sweet potato and ate it in a big gulp.
Because I ate too quickly, I was choked in an instant.
"Ahem~" The little boy's choked little face turned red, he looked at the monk with tears in his eyes, and shouted in a milky voice, "Dad~, uncomfortable~, woo~"
The monk has never taken care of the child, and when he saw the little kid crying, he immediately panicked, so he hurriedly picked up a bottle of unboiled water, twisted it open, and then put it on the little kid's mouth, and whispered while feeding the water, "Good, drink water, you won't feel bad if you drink it." ”
As a result, the little kid grunted twice, and a bottle of water was done.
"Haha hiccup~delicious~Daddy's good~hehe~" The little fart was no longer uncomfortable, and began to dance again, but he just didn't have a long memory, and began to eat sweet potatoes again.
The monk was afraid that the little child would choke, so he hurriedly whispered, "Eat slowly, and don't be choked." ”
"Okay, listen to Dad~" The little kid really listened to the monk's words, and ate it in small bites, and what was particularly fun was that he ate two bites and asked the monk to feed him water.
Yun Xin and everyone sat on the side as a crowd of people eating melons, and gossiped while eating by the way.
Yun Xin, "The monk is suitable for being a super dad, and he can fight zombies and take care of children......"
Aini, "I really want to have such a cute milk baby, Gu Feng, when we go out, let's adopt one." ”
Gu Feng, "Okay." ”
Hu Siguan, "In the past, people showed affection, we ate dog food, but now, people show father-son love, we are still eating dog food." ”
Xu Banxian, "Although I feel that I shouldn't sit here as a melon eater now, I feel good to watch the bald donkey as a daddy, and a warm wind is blowing in the end." ”
Xiaofeng, "Aren't we treasure hunters?" Why do you sit here and eat snacks and watch people show off their father-son relationship? ”
Baby, "This group of people is funny!" Baby don't, I actually look at the relationship between father and son. ”
The little kid ate all the sweet potatoes in the monk's hand, but his little belly was not full, so he asked the monk for help, "Dad, I haven't eaten enough, I still want to eat!" ”
Finally, the monk who had little children in his eyes and heart finally remembered Yunxin, no, he remembered Yunxin and sweet potatoes.
So, he turned his head to Yun Xin and said, "Amitabha, female benefactor, can you give some sweet potatoes in almsgiving." ”
"No problem." For the sake of a harmonious and loving scene, Yun Xin of course has no problem, she raised her hands in approval.
Yun Xin took out a bunch of sweet potatoes from his carry-on space, put them in front of the monk, and then took the initiative to step aside.
The little kid looked at the sweet potato, then at Yun Xin, and suddenly shouted without being shocked, "Mom." ”
Belch......
Yun Xin had already felt strange stares from all around.
"Mom." The little kid shouted tentatively again.
Yun Xin had a look, not calling me, not calling me with an expression.
The little kid hesitated for a moment, walked to Yun Xin and stopped, then squatted, looked at Yun Xin's face and shouted, "Mom~"
"Ah~you~ You admit your mistake!" Yun Xin hurriedly waved his hand to indicate that it was not.
In the next second, Xu Banxian got up and walked towards the monk.
He pulled the monk's collar and gritted his teeth and asked, "Monk, brothers and wives can't be bullied, don't you know?" ”
The monk didn't know how to explain, and finally blurted out the four words he was used to saying, "Amitabha." ”
Xu Banxian was injured, I treat you as a brother, why don't you explain it to your brother, as a result, MMP, there is a sentence, Amitabha.
Heartache~
Xu Banxian's fist never went down.
The woman is unmarried, the man is not married, and Yun Xin is not my girlfriend yet, he is not qualified to accuse, Xu Banxian sighed in his heart, boss, don't worry, although I can't turn you into my woman, then I will become your most loyal partner.
People, you can't think nonsense, this no, there is no thing, it has become something.
No matter how Yun Xin explained, the little kid just thought she was his mother, and he couldn't move.
"Mom, hug!" The little kid spread his hands and looked at Yun Xin expectantly.
It's so cute, how can you bear to refuse?
Yun Xin held the little kid in her arms, warm and small, she was afraid that she would not hold it well and throw him down.
The monk looked at the little boy with a resentful face, and thought to himself, little cutie, don't you want a father?
Xu Banxian, who loves the house and Wu, "Little brat, I will cover you in the future, whoever dares to bully you, I will beat his ass for you." ”
The little kid looked at Xu Banxian's eyes with stars, and said in a milky voice, "Okay." ”
Aini raised his hand and said, "And me, if I feel uncomfortable in the future, I can find my uncle, who is a doctor and will see a doctor." ”
The little kid looked dazed and said, I don't understand.
Hu Siguan raised his hand and said, "Little brat, when you grow up, your uncle will teach you to shoot, and my brother is a sharpshooter!" ”
The little kid looked dazed, what is a gun.
Xiaofeng stood there quietly, looking at the little boy and showing a sweet smile.
"Brother, it's good-looking!" The little kid pointed to Xiaofeng and said in a milky voice.
Xiao Feng, who was named, turned red.
The baby said, I don't play with the little kids!
That's it, a group of people, around a child.
It seems that they have forgotten the purpose of their trip.
Xu Banxian touched his chin and thought for a while, then asked, "Did we forget something?" ”
Hu Siguan also woke up instantly, "Yes, we are here to find a baby." ”
The little ass asked in a milky voice, "How do you know my name is baby, why did you come to look for me?" ”
Everyone said that it was all a coincidence!
The little kid said confidently, "I don't believe that everything is a coincidence, you must have come to find me!" ”
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