In the freshman medical department of Laizhu University, the cow head and horse noodles were drunk until they cried bitterly.

Becoming a living study of medical drinking is far from being conquered by appearance.

Teachers and students observe the facial expressions of the horse's face and the bull's head, and then sit down in a notebook to take notes.

Due to the exaggerated facial features of the two faces, it is easy to spot abnormal changes.

"Brother Ma, studying is so scary, I want to go home, I don't drink anymore."

The cow head was lying in the hallway outside the class, drunk like mud.

Ma Mian was half-crouched against the wall, still holding a bottle with a second pot head in his hand.

"This thing, it's too top-notch. If we don't study, we will be eliminated, we will be in hell if we have a low education and low IQ, otherwise, we will go to heaven a long time ago. You see that the girls in the world are little fairies, and the men who go down to earth, except for Marshal Tianpeng, who are wrongly born, are all called little fairies. Look at our hell again, the women are called dead monsters, and the men are called dead ghosts! ”

"Are you alright?"

Li Xu handed the cow head and horse noodles, and a piece of pork jerky for each person.

They put it in their mouths and chewed and chewed, and it was very strong.

Now, my brain doesn't hurt, but my toothache changes.

The bull's head is reaching into its mouth, pulling off the shredded pork that has been stuffed between its teeth.

The horse struck the bull on the head and told him to get up from the ground.

"Do you really want to dedicate your life to medicine? Or, if you are particularly short of money, you will come to be a live auditor? ”

"The latter!"

Ma Mian didn't quite understand what Li Xu meant, but he just felt that the word "latter" was very classy.

Slowly got up against the wall, swaying his hand and holding the second pot head.

was snatched by Li Xu.

"This is too sinful, I suggest you don't, I used to help students beat chicken legs in the cafeteria, and it was easy."

……

In the gloomy corner of the cafeteria, there are cows and horses.

"Wow!"

A bowl of free soup was poured on Niu Tou's face, and he stretched out his head from time to time to lick his lips.

"Brother Niu, in the interview just now, it wasn't my brother who said you, it's too real, it's not good."

"Brother Ma, I'm a little sober. I didn't say anything. The man in charge asked if the big chicken leg would be eaten secretly, and I said not necessarily, it depends on the mood. ”

Walking past the bull head and horse face was Minglong.

He tugged at the two wings of a chicken, twisted the head very skillfully, and began to pluck the feathers.

"Hurry up, you're slow."

Minglong, who had just become proficient, was reprimanded by the canteen uncle again.

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Subsequently, Niu Tou Ma Mian was being blown away by the canteen uncle.

It seems that no one can do anything in his eyes, and the negative energy is bursting.

"Brother Ma, I really want to take him away."

"Don't make a fuss!"

Niu Tou and Ma Mian were scolded by the canteen uncle and fled.

Came to a large hidden tree and shook its trunk.

At the tip of a few branches, there was a father with Yue Yunyun, and a bottle of wine was gagged in his mouth.

"Brother Ma, he drinks very fast."

"Brother Niu, that's the red wine we picked up for the Hell Demon King. Beauty and beauty, you give him blind money. Ay! It seems that it is too difficult to work and study, so let's work hard first, maybe the Demon King of Hell can reincarnate us both

opportunities. ”

"Let go of my dad!"

The baby was on Yue Yunyun's shoulders, clasped her eyes with both hands, and stuffed her feet into her mouth.

"It's been discovered, run, Brother Niu."

Ma Mian didn't receive a response, turned around to look, and Niu Di and Yue Lao all disappeared from sight.

……

In hell, all the big and small ghosts are gathered, and the demon king is giving orders.

"Lao Yue, as an old woman, I asked you to marry my daughter to my son, you are holding the red line, you don't do it. I can't think of doing the tanuki for the prince, is it Jiang Hechang's head, or is it a football, I heard you tell me yourself. ”

"Father-in-law!"

Tai Mingzi came and was stopped by Niu Tou Ma Mian.

"Let me in, I don't want to rough you guys."

Tai Mingzi's eyes are in hell, blazing, illuminating the road ahead.

"My aunt is here!"

"Who? Is your daughter married? ”

The Hell Demon King did not receive the invitation from Yue Lao, and it was completely unclear when Yue Yunyun would get married.

Flipping left and right on Yue Lao's body, he finally saw the appearance of the invitation.

A blue starry sky with dots of stars.

"Aren't you married yet?"

"I didn't inform you last time for the wedding, I'm really sorry."

Because Yue Lao often serves as a matchmaker and participates in wedding banquets, he can drink more than bull head and horse noodles.

The two of them were crooked, and even one of Tai Mingzi's arms couldn't stop them.

"Tai Mingzi?"

With a single green eye, the Demon King of Hell looked at the name of the groom on the invitation.

"Okay, you, Old Yue. You yourself swore a poisonous oath in front of the Jade Emperor, you will never help your daughter for welfare, you find a Tai Mingzi, that is the largest powerful family in the universe, and in the future, if your family says it, I will report you now. ”

In fact, it is for this reason that Yue Lao chooses to live quietly.

However, their daughters Yue Yunyun and Tai Mingzi, since they got married, have often been uneven.

It's been a long time since I didn't have a wedding.

This time, Yue Lao went out and fought once.

He knew that many people were concerned about his position, and he was idle and respected.

Including the Hell Demon King, he also wants to work on the moon and often goes to see Chang'e.

"You have wronged me, old land! We each hold a position, the well water does not interfere with the river water, why do you want to harm me, Jiang Hechang He is the person my family Yunyun used to like, yes, but which father can see his daughter crying all day long. As for Tai Mingzi, I have always wanted my daughter to associate with him, but you don't know my family's temperament, can I control her? ”

"Lao Yue, look at the beauty of you, do you mean, you gave your daughter the creation that she married so well?"

"Demon King, I'm back!"

Meng Po pushed away Tai Mingzi in front of her and rushed straight to the side of the Hell Demon King.

"Meng Po, after you drank the soup, the memory of your past life is still there?"

"No, no, no! After all, the medicinal properties of the soup are too strong. Originally, I wanted to take a longer vacation, but there is one important thing I must tell you, Demon King......"

Meng Po made a kaleidoscope with both hands, put her mouth inside, and aimed it at the root of the Hell Demon King's ear.

"Discover Planet J?"

Meng Po hurriedly covered the mouth of the Hell Demon King.

"Demon King, no one can tell anyone about this, when the time comes, we will go directly to occupy it, and we won't have to live such a dark day......"

Tai Mingzi pushed Meng Po with his arm, thinking that he had the same force as Meng Po scolding him.

Meng Po was like a deflated football, jumping into the kitchen and smashing the cauldron of boiling soup.

Meng Po learned Sima Guang to smash the cylinder and was forced to destroy the iron rice bowl of her work.

"Bang!"

The movement in the kitchen was enough to resound throughout the hellish world.

"Demon King, it's not me, it's Tai Mingzi, he pushes me."

The splinters in the cauldron were dripping with juice.

The Hell Demon King felt his feet hot.

"No, I didn't boil water."

Fortunately, the Demon King of Hell was prescient, and Meng Po often sprinkled the soup whole.

He put on rain boots, and Tang He walked to the kitchen where Meng Po was.

The scene in front of him was something he never thought that the cauldron that had been hundreds of millions of years would be destroyed in one fell swoop.

After Tai Mingzi rescued Yue Lao, he came to the rear of the Hell Demon King.

"It's my fault, I admit it, my father-in-law was let go by me, and I admit it, but it's not his fault, Jiang Hechang is my buddy, I asked my father-in-law to replace Jiang Hechang's head with a football and hand it over to you. If you want to kill or scrape, you can do whatever you want. ”

Jiang Hechang took care of all of them, and they were full of flavor.

The Hell Demon King's single green eye bubbled out.

Meng Po rolled her eyelids upwards on the side, and accused Tai Mingzi vigorously.

"Enough!"

Tai Mingzi is not easy to mess with, as long as he is unhappy and no longer supplies light to the sun, everything will be dull.

Flowers and plants will all die out, the biological chain will gradually break down, and hell will be overcrowded.

The Demon King of Hell wants to be an idle official, no matter how many things and people he does.

In addition, he pretended to have amnesia for a period of time and understood it thoroughly.

Everyone or ghost has their own little ninety-nine in their hearts, and it is more difficult to make them completely obey one person than to ascend to the sky.

Maybe it will be able to convince the public.

"Tai Mingzi, this pot is old, I have always wanted to change it to a transparent one, and it is best to have a lamp inside, so that it is convenient for Meng Po to cook the soup at a glance."

Meng Po frowned, thinking that once it was replaced with a transparent one, the matter of the failure of the soup would soon be exposed.

"Transparent can't be loaded."

"Whew! ~”

Meng Po breathed a long sigh of relief.

"But I must make amends, so that I can put a wall lamp on hell, so that you can also enjoy the benefits that the light bulb brings to mankind, and it will not be in vain."

"Is that okay? We're all in hell with cataracts, save me with better eyes, and now we've become one-eyed dragons. ”

"How did you get your eyes?"

Tai Mingzi's concern to ask the Demon King of Hell provoked his bitter narration.

"It's not a bull head and a horse face, they brought back two toys, I had an unfortunate childhood, so I came to hell to be an official, I want to make up for my youthful frivolity, you look at my eyes, it's the end, curiosity kills the ghost!"

The Hell Demon King turned around, a handful of snot and tears, and Tai Mingzi behind him also showed sympathetic eyebrows.

"Bull head and horse face, there is more than enough success and more failure. Tai Mingzi said, install wall lamps in hell for us, let us also feel the atmosphere of heaven, and this matter will be handed over to the two of you. ”

The cow's head and horse noodles are no longer in hell, and the pork jerky that Li Xu gave them seems to be fused with wine in the stomach.

Hangover and greasy relief.

After sobering up, in order to make meritorious contributions to the crime, they went back to the world to arrest Han Miaomiao.

In fact, in order to live a leisurely life in his old age, the Demon King of Hell has agreed to exchange conditions with Tai's name.

"It's okay, I'll let my followers come to hell to install it, and you'll be fine."

"Tai Mingzi, what should I do in the world these days? Will it be dark again? ”

"No, I'll go back to the sun!"

"Your father-in-law said that you just got married to his daughter and separated?"

Tai Mingzi shrugged his shoulders, up and down.

He also didn't know how to live a married life.

"Yunyun, I'm going to make up my mind about this uncle, from now on, if you quarrel with him, it's your fault."

Yue Lao was on the stairs leading to the world, and her daughter was sitting on the land of the earth, and the baby above her head was scratching her eyebrows again.

Yue Yunyun's face was tense, but she smiled slightly.

(End of chapter)