131 From Fool to Immortal (Five Watches)
The plot of the TV series "Jianghu Killing" has almost a half-dime relationship with the online game of the same name of the investor, telling the story of the protagonist from a fatherless and motherless poor ** silk to a generation of heroes, interspersed with countless infatuated men and women's various entanglements, as well as various grievances and entanglements between the palace and the martial arts, the two TV series with a total of 80 episodes involve more than one character, but only two appear on the screen as children.
One is Shi Ruan, the founder of the hidden door played by An Qi, who has become a child due to his practice, in fact, the inner core is a obscene old man in his seventies and eighties, and this guy is also recognized as the world's number one master in martial arts, PS: The ultimate magic skills practiced by the protagonist come from this fabrication!!
The other child is Shi Lin's childhood sweetheart, Bai Li Yao, the landlord of Bai Mo Building, Bai Li Yao has become a child because of Shi Lin's involvement, but this sister is much purer than the old man, and she will never flirt with young handsome guys and beauties, she is cold and cold, and her only hobby is ...... Homicide!
Yes, you are mistaken, the role that Jingchen Sister Paper wants to play is a rejuvenating and murderous perverted mother-in-law, o(โฏโกโฐ)o
Silly Dad, are you sure your girl can really play it???
Well, the stupid dad was just blinded by the beautiful imagination of "the girl dressed up as a little girl in ancient costumes (focus)", and completely forgot to ask the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of this "little girl in ancient costume" to eat as a god, embarrassed~!
The director was originally reluctant to let Xiao Jingchen play a girl "in reverse", he originally wanted the screenwriter to replace Shi Bin's childhood sweetheart with a boy. Then the two Zhengtai can entangle and grind out seven or eight episodes of bloody plots, but unfortunately, he can't resist Bai Xijing, the stupid father is full of resentment towards his daughter's perception of his gender, how can he agree to let her play a boy, the only motivation for him to promise to let Xiao Jingchen play is to let his daughter pretend to be a girl without any resistance and rejection~!
Xiao Jingchen is a standard bun face, and Bai Li Yao is a peerless beauty with cold feelings...... Mini version!
Thereupon. Xiao Jingchen's face was greatly transformed by the makeup artist aunt, the fleshy face was weakened, the delicate little nose became more and more straight, the eyebrows and eyes were elongated, the wet little milk cat's glass eyes became the sparkling eyes of the Persian cat, the pink and tender little mouth was painted purple, and the big head wore a long black and shiny wig, and the wig was coiled up. The fine beads are entwined, a row of silver tassels hangs behind the ears, and two amethyst long earrings are sandwiched on the fleshy small earlobes, and then paired with a light gauze long skirt, it is simply fluttering, all kinds of cold and noble ah, there is wood~!
Of course. Ya smiled and went to the goof, the contrast between the cold and the two is too cute, there is wood, there is wood, there is wood~!!
When Xiao Jingchen dressed up and walked out, the audience was dead silent for ten seconds, Xu Linlang blinked in disbelief and blinked again, and opened his mouth tremblingly, his voice was full of uncertain temptation, "Jingchen??" โ
Xiao Jingchen turned his head decisively, pursed his lips and laughed out of two small dimples!
Bang Dong โ
I was scared by the contrast between the front and back~!
Bai Xijing was so moved that he almost burst into tears, this is the most ideal intimate little padded jacket in his mind. Girl. When can you really grow up like this, and the stupid father will be able to see the Buddha XD~!
An Qi looked at Xiao Jingchen dumbfounded, rubbing his little paws blindfolded, and opened them. Stunned for two seconds, continue to rub and rub, and then open the ......
Director Tie Ying was stunned by this unexpected surprise, he dragged a person on the spot, and said, "Call the person surnamed Zhang and tell them that they don't need to come, Lao Tzu doesn't have so much time to accommodate their schedule, and Lao Tzu has found a better little actor to replace her." โ
The man easily woke up from the cold and noble of Xiao Jingchen, nodded busily, and hid to the side to make a phone call.
Xiao Jingchen's image is unexpectedly suitable for the role, Director Tie Ying seems to have been beaten with chicken blood, he is so happy that he is about to faint, and he is most afraid of filming film and television dramas? - Animals, water, and children, because these three things are not controlled by manpower at all, especially children, who will cry if they are not careful, and you can't scold or fight, and it is very easy to delay the progress.
Thinking of this, Director Tie Ying couldn't help but feel a little uneasy, he seemed to have forgotten that this temporary "anti-string brother" was a layman, and he had never acted at all, how should this be done? In case the performance smashed ......, he would have pushed the professional girl star over there~T~T~!
Tie Ying slapped his mouth vaguely, it was so fast!
Anyway, let's try it first, maybe this "anti-string brother" can explode another surprise~
However, the wish is very full, and the reality is very skinny - Director Tie Ying called Xiao Jingchen over and patiently told her about the play, this scene is to shoot the picture of Baili Yao and Shi Ran playing when they were children, both of them are martial arts wizards, and they must not play like ordinary children, Bai Li Yao needs to climb to the tree and use the green grapes to play with the back of Shi Rin's head who is sitting on a stone bench reading a book.
Of course, the tree that the martial arts master climbed in his childhood is naturally tall and strong, and the trunk is straight, until there is no fork below the canopy, it is impossible for a seven- or eight-year-old child to climb it by himself, not to mention that Xiaojingchen is also short, and even the standard of seven or eight years old is not enough, and the place where the stone bridle sits is very close to the big tree, but in terms of the strength of the child, whether the small fruit can be thrown out of the canopy range has to be hit"? "However, this kind of technical problem can be compensated for later with storyboards and stunts, and the most important thing now is to let Xiao Jingchen understand this scene.
As a result, ......, Director Tie Ying said that his mouth was dry and his gums were bloody, and Xiao Jingchen still looked up at him ignorantly, this kind of cute expression was matched with that cold and noble face...... Director Tie Ying felt very painful.
"What the hell didn't you understand?" Director Tie Ying endured his manic temper, suppressed his roar, and asked angrily.
Xiao Jingchen blinked his eyes and said very sincerely, "I understand everything." โ
Director Tie Ying: "......"
The scene was once again in the streets. It's just looking at the embarrassed expression on the bandit director's face and laughing until he hangs~!
Director Tie Ying shook his hand fiercely and roared, "Xu Linlang, you come and tell her, if you don't understand, go back and eat yourself." โ
Xu Linlang: "......" She was also shot while lying down, there is wood, tears~
Xu Linlang squatted in front of Xiao Jingchen, constantly organizing words in his mind, and after feeling that it was not good, he disassembled and reorganized. Dismantled and regrouped, and so on, she was silent for nearly a minute and then convinced that she could not speak more clearly than the director, so the poor Xu Meizhi who was lying on the gun had no choice but to turn her eyes to Bai Xijing ...... for help, stupid father, there should be a way!
Bai Xijing hugged his arms and supported his chin with one hand, vaguely covering the irrepressible smile at the corner of his mouth. Sure enough, the little padded jacket is the most cute.
Receiving Xu Linlang's begging gaze, seeing that Director Tie Ying was so angry that he was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage, and the stupid father finally came over with a conscience, everyone couldn't help but look at this father, wanting to see how he wanted to make the cute "son" make the "performance" that the director needed. Even Director Tie Ying couldn't help but be curious, staring at Bai Xijing for a moment.
As a result, Bai Xijing just walked to Xiao Jingchen's side, then picked up the small green fruit on the plate and put it in Xiao Jingchen's paws, and said, "Wait a minute, as soon as this uncle shouts, you will jump to that tree at the speed of carrying water on the mountain, hit Xiao Wan's head with this fruit, and then hide in the canopy." It's like you're teasing those little monkeys in the mountains. Do you understand? โ
Xiao Jingchen blinked his eyes blankly, digested what his stupid father said, and then nodded, and said in a milky voice. "Understood."
Bai Xijing touched Xiao Jingchen's face, which looked a lot thinner because of the magical makeup, "Good~!" โ
Director Tie Ying was dumbfounded: "That's fine??" "Where's Wia? What about the standing position in the canopy? What about security? What about storyboards? Don't you need to say anything special?
Bai Xi nodded and smiled, "That's fine, okay, you'll know if you try it." โ
Director Tie Ying looked at Bai Xijing suspiciously, and then at Xiao Jingchen, who was full of cuteness, waved his claws like a broken jar, "Everyone is in place." โ
The staff were all busy, Anqi sat on the stone bench, holding a book in his hand and facing away from the tree, after the makeup artist touched up his makeup, the idlers and others dispersed, and the camera lens only showed Anqi and the big tree sitting on the stone bench.
"Good." Director Tie Ying finally looked at Xiao Jingchen next to him, who seemed to be completely out of condition, rolled his copper bell eyes, and roared, "Let's go!!" โ
As soon as the voice fell, Xiao Jingchen, who was stunned like a wood carving, suddenly moved, she ran to the bottom of the big tree at a speed that definitely did not meet the speed of a normal child, kicked hard under her feet, and suddenly jumped up, her little feet stepped on the smooth and vertical trunk, as if she was walking on the ground, and instantly jumped into the canopy, her little head poked out, and her delicate makeup brought out a bit of terrifying beauty because of the agility in the cat's eyes, and for a while people couldn't take their eyes off it at all.
Xiao Jingchen's little paws lifted "whoosh-poof-" A fruit the size of a green ti shot out from the canopy, hitting the back of Anqi's head, Anqi threw away the book with a painful "ouch~" and turned his head, staring at the little beauty in the canopy with tears, her sad and tearful eyes were full of resentment, but unfortunately, the little beauty had already hid back in the canopy, and could only hear a few childish and crisp laughter.
๏ผ?????????
There was a dead silence!!
Ten seconds later, Xiao Jingchen poked his head out of the canopy again, and said in a daze, "Dad, can I come down?" โ
As if the moment Cinderella's magic disappeared, the fairy with a compelling aura turned back into a cute two goods, and everyone on the scene reacted instantly, covering their faces in disbelief, looking at the stupid head hanging on the canopy in amazement, and constantly replaying in their minds-
The plot scene just now...... It's amazing, there is wood~!
Director Tie Ying woke up from his stunned moment, he jumped up violently, and smashed the photographer's shoulder excitedly, "Quick, quick, look at the shooting effect just now, perfect and perfect, too perfect, not only is Baili Yao's performance perfect, but Shi Ran's reaction is also too in place, it is simply a direct poke at the red heart, there is wood~!" โ
Stone bridle - Anqi: "......" silently covered the back of his head with tears streaming down his face, he was not acting at all, it really hurts~~~!