Chapter 102: Indulge yourself and be excellent
"I don't think it's right."
Zhang Yusen felt that this idea was extremely unreliable.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Yuqing's slender fingers tapped the tabletop and questioned, "Does the eldest brother feel that his charm can't ......?"
"Of course not!" Zhang Yusen shouted loudly.
"Why is that?"
Zhang Yusen rolled his fingers around his clothes, and said, "I'm afraid of her, I'm afraid that she will really like me by then, what if I often ask me if she is beautiful?" ”
Zhang Yuqing had a headache, the cow had not yet arrived, and Zhang Yusen had already begun to fantasize about how to make the beef, and the taste would be better.
The typical one hasn't learned to walk yet, and is thinking about flying.
"Then you answer Beauty."
What a simple question, and it's worth worrying about?
"That's not going to work." Zhang Yusen leaned forward, "If I answer like this, I will definitely be beaten." ”
Hu Dajing will definitely pull his ears and yell, you perfunctory, dishonest guy!
"Then you will answer honestly."
"That's even worse." Zhang Yusen shook his head again and again and waved his hand.
Hu Dajing didn't count in his heart, and this honest answer was equivalent to washing his neck and waiting for her to go under the knife.
Zhang Yuqing was a little irritable in her heart, and knocked on the table in a hurry.
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, you just answer ambiguously, and answer implicitly."
"Never."
When the time comes, Hu Dajing, who is carried away by his charm, will definitely be full of suspicions, thinking that he is empathetic and not in love, what should he do when the time comes?
Since ancient times, women have loved to embarrass women.
In this short period of time, Zhang Yusen has derived countless unrealistic ideas.
Zhang Yuqing looked at Zhang Yusen, who was frowning and swaying from side to side, and pointed out the key point of the problem with a sharp point: "I think the problem with the eldest brother is that he doesn't read much books, but he thinks a lot." ”
Zhang Yusen was speechless.
"Can the eldest brother accept this idea?"
It seems that Zhang Yusen is still too lightly frozen.
Zhang Yusen held his head and thought, this is not a question of acceptability, nor is it a question of her own charm, but Hu Dajing's heart is as indestructible as her fist.
When will I be able to cover a flower? When will this stubborn stone explode into a flower?
There is still a long way to go.
"If you can accept it, we will continue to talk in detail, if you can't accept it, then go back to sleep."
Zhang Yuqing looked impatient.
He swore that this was the last time to meddle in his affairs, even if Zhang Yusen was beaten to death by Hu Dajing in front of him in the future, he would pretend to turn a blind eye.
"I can take it." Zhang Yusen thought about it for a long time, and finally made a decision.
Sooner or later, I'm going to burp anyway.
Before the burp, do a vigorous career, even after the burp, not to mention that it can go down in history, at least someone will remember.
"Well, since you can accept it, let me state first, when the time comes, you can't like her first."
Zhang Yusen slapped the table with both hands, stood up, and said seriously and seriously, "Zhang Yuqing, you can beat me and scold me, you can do anything, but you can't insult me!" ”
Zhang Yuqing swallowed her saliva, "That's good." ”
Zhang Yusen took advantage of the fact that the stool was still not cold and hurriedly sat down.
There was once such a beautiful, charismatic, talented and virtuous young talent, who held the sword of love and justice and confronted the female Tyrannosaurus rex alone.
Although the young man who slays the dragon was eventually burned to ashes by the fire spewed by the female evil dragon, he did not become an evil dragon.
Die without regrets.
"What do you think I'm going to do? How do you get her attention? ”
This is the biggest headache of the moment.
"You used to have a good relationship, so does she have anything she likes or cares about?"
Zhang Yusen racked his brains to recall, "At that time, in addition to beating people, that is, beating people, there was also where there was excitement, there was her." ”
Zhang Yuqing gave him an eye knife, "What does she like?" For example, rouge, novelty gadgets......"
Zhang Yusen shook his head, not sure, "She probably doesn't like what you said, but it's possible to use sticks, swords, and axes." ”
The problem is that he hasn't seen Hu Dajing play with sticks, swords and axes, and he doesn't know if she likes it or not.
Zhang Yuqing sent another eye knife: "You guys are a fake parent, right?" ”
It's good that I have played since I was a child, and I have the blessing of a marriage contract, so I don't know anything.
"The words of the matchmaker, the order of the parents, I can't help it!" Zhang Yusen hugged his head and howled.
When he got engaged, he was still pouting his ass and lying on the ground playing with mud.
Ah Weng happily picked him up at that time, and his beautiful hair rubbed his face tickling, "Sen'er, you will have a lady in the future, are you happy?" ”
Zhang Yusen drooled, "Is the lady delicious?" ”
He was young and ignorant, and he was so alive and dead.
"Think about it again, does Hu Sanniang have anything you like?"
If it is human, it will be happy and sad, and if not, it means that he is most likely not human.
Hu Yusen almost thought about it, and then shook his head, "I really don't know, but I know what Jiaojiao likes." ”
Zhang Yuqing felt so tired, "Let's put Jiaojiao back first, now is not the time to discuss her." ”
Zhang Yusen suddenly looked like a deflated toad.
"That's it, what Hu Dajing likes, it's not too late to understand this slowly in the future."
Zhang Yuqing looked at Zhang Yusen, who had a fight between his head and the ripe ears of wheat, and he couldn't bear it.
"You want a girl to be completely obsessed with you and crazy about you, first of all, you have to be excellent."
Zhang Yusen immediately raised his head and said complacently, "I think I'm good enough, how can I be good?" ”
If you indulge yourself like this, your life will be very lonely.
Zhang Yuqing finally couldn't bear it anymore, "Big brother, don't blame the younger brother for being disrespectful, on appearance, please find a bronze mirror now, take a photo carefully, it will tell you the answer, on talent and learning, do not require you to improvise poems, write chapters, quote scriptures, at least side scriptures, can you read the scriptures well?" ”
"I ......"
"What are you?" Zhang Yuqing's handsome face was cloudy, "Appearance and talent, none of them are outstanding, and they are still complacent, they want to eat swan meat with a toad, and they want the little ladies to secretly promise you, how can there be such a good thing in the world?" ”
Zhang Yusen was scolded like a younger brother, and he was immediately speechless, and his original intention to refute was also put away.
Because Zhang Yuqing's madness is really justified and beautiful.
After Zhang Yuqing's anger was almost gone, Zhang Yusen said weakly, "Then how can I become excellent?" ”
Zhang Yuqing's anger suddenly rose again, "If Ah Weng and Ah Dad hear this sentence from the eldest brother, I am afraid they will be extremely sad." ”
It's like a lump of mud that can't hold up the wall.
"Please also ask the second brother to show the way." Zhang Yusen humbly asked for advice.
"The bright road is there, take the Jinshi."
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