Chapter 33: Unlucky?
Noticing Li Sichen's abnormal behavior, Zeng Yi couldn't help but be curious, and asked, "Brother Chen, why are you not paying attention to eating?"
Li Sichen picked up the steamed buns on the plate, dipped them in the vegetable soup and ate them in a big gulp, and replied: "Look at which direction the bad luck will come from, is there a way to resolve it." ”
While saying this, his vigilance did not lower at all, and he still kept looking around.
"Brother Chen, the chicken thighs have already been eaten, and it will be meaningless to pretend again. Zeng Yi obviously didn't believe in the saying that eating chicken legs would be unlucky, raised his head and looked around, and suddenly realized: "Ah, I know, are you looking at beautiful women? A lot of people from other schools want to come to our school to find a girlfriend!"
"I didn't look at the beautiful women. Li Sichen hurriedly clarified for himself.
"Okay, don't deny it, we're all boys, I still don't know what's in your heart? If the girls wear cool dresses in the hot summer, the river breeze blows again...... That beautiful scenery can really make people bleed!" Zeng Yi smiled, how obscene and obscene.
Get.
Li Sichen rolled his eyes, and didn't want to talk to Zeng Yi at all.
Because he knew that no matter what he said, he would be misunderstood by Zeng Yi and taken to the ditch. This fat man has no other skills, and the crooked building misunderstands others, which is absolutely first-class!
Although he was silent, Zeng Yi didn't care, and still said to himself: "Hey, Brother Chen, look, those sisters look good." Wow...... They were coming towards us. It's a pity that there are no empty seats next to us, otherwise, it would be a pleasure to sit and eat with these beauties. ”
Li Sichen hurriedly twisted his head to the side, and almost didn't write on his face, 'I don't know the person next to me'.
At the same time, the sisters that Zeng Yi said in his mouth also came closer.
After coughing, Zeng Yi put away the lewd smile on his face and replaced it with a precarious expression. Even the devouring of food slowed down a lot at this moment.
Obviously, he wanted to make a good impression on these girls. Fortunately, there is no knife and fork in his dinner plate, otherwise he would definitely take out the panache of eating Western food and use the knife and fork to deal with the spicy chicken in the dinner plate......
Zeng Yi's behavior made Li Sichen cry and laugh, he leaned into Zeng Yi's ear and whispered: "Don't pretend, you have to pretend to be stupid." ”
"What do you mean?" Zeng Yi was stunned and didn't quite understand.
Li Sichen explained: "What else does it mean? If you pretend to be stupid, you will become a ****! Don't you see that the people around you are secretly laughing at you? Dude, to be honest, you are not suitable for this strict style." It's good to take the comic route, don't transform. ”
"Well, what you said makes sense, and I don't think I'm very suitable for this kind of strict style. Zeng Yi nodded, and actually agreed with Li Sichen's suggestion.
Just as the two were talking to each other, the beautiful girls also walked to them with dinner plates, but they didn't stop, but walked towards the empty seats behind. However, I don't know if the floor of the cafeteria is too slippery, or for some other reason, the girl who was close to Li Sichen suddenly mixed garlic under her feet and fell crookedly.
Although with the help of friends and classmates around her, this girl did not fall to the ground. But the dinner plate she was holding in her hand flew out, and by coincidence, it landed on Li Sichen. The food served inside immediately spilled Li Sichen's body.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry ......"
Seeing that she was in trouble, the girl was very nervous, and hurriedly apologized to Li Sichen.
Li Sichen was quite calm, reached out and took off a lettuce leaf stuck to his face, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, while sighing helplessly: "Hey, I still haven't avoided it!"
What he said was that he couldn't escape the bad luck caused by eating chicken legs. But the girl didn't know, and thought he was talking about not avoiding the food he accidentally spilled. Quickly apologized again: "I'm sorry, I was really careless." I didn't know what was going on just now, but I suddenly slipped a little. Otherwise, the food won't be spilled on you......"
Instead of being angry with her, Li Sichen waved his hand and comforted: "It's okay, classmate, I don't blame you." It's a catastrophe, a catastrophe caused by chicken legs. Even if you hadn't spilled food on me, I would have been out of luck. ”
Immediately, he turned his head to Zeng Yi, who was dumbfounded, and said, "How about it, I said that you would be unlucky if you eat chicken legs, but you still don't believe it, and now it's come true, right?"
His words not only did not resolve the tension in the girl's heart, but made her even more uneasy.
"It's over, this guy can't be a brain problem, right? I spilled the food on him, and he actually said it was because of the chicken legs. Where's the chicken leg on my plate? However, I've only heard that people are stupid when they get hit hard in the head, and I haven't heard that they can be stupid when they are splashed with food......."
Just when the girl was wondering, Zeng Yi spoke: "Brother Chen, this is ...... Is this really caused by chicken legs?"
"Why did this fat man mention chicken legs too?"
Li Sichen didn't know that in this girl's mind, he had been classified into the category of 'mentally disabled'. Seeing that Zeng Yi was still suspicious, he replied angrily: "Otherwise, do you think I look like an unlucky person?"
"!" Zeng Yi couldn't help but burst out with a foul mouth, and exclaimed: "I only learned today that dishes such as daring to love oranges and moon cakes and potato roasted spicy strips are not dark dishes at all. This chicken leg is the first dark dish in the school cafeteria! No, this is no ordinary chicken leg anymore, this is a curse chicken leg!"
"That ......" The girl didn't understand what these two people were saying at all, and after hesitating for a moment, she still spoke: "This classmate, I see that your whole body has been soiled by the food." Otherwise, you go to our dormitory, take off your coat, and I'll wash it for you and dry it with a blow-dryer. ”
Although she didn't know what was going on with the chicken legs that Li Sichen and Zeng Yi were talking about, she knew that the food on Li Sichen's body was accidentally spilled by her. The oil stains on the face are easy to solve, but if the stains on the coat are not washed quickly, they will leave marks.
Since this incident started because of her, then she has the obligation to help Li Sichen wash his coat, otherwise her conscience will not go.
"No need. Li Sichen waved his hand and declined.
"Yes, yes. Don't worry, I'll be washing your clothes soon, and I won't be able to miss your afternoon class. "The girl is also a temperamental person, and she believes that the mistakes she has made must be made up for by herself. Without saying a word, he just dragged Li Sichen and left.
Before leaving, she did not forget to tell her good sister in the same dormitory: "Hello, help me pack a meal and go back to the dormitory." ”
“ok。 The girl who was called Concubine agreed, and at the same time couldn't help but glance at Li Sichen more, and muttered enviously in her heart: "This kid is so handsome, I didn't expect that Mo Ke was actually a blessing in disguise, so he got in touch with a handsome guy...... Well, this method can be learned from in the future!"
Zeng Yi was also stunned by this series of accidents, and it took him a long time before he came back to his senses, and exclaimed: "Is this Nima unlucky? What are you kidding? This is obviously peach blossom luck, it's Yanfu, okay! Damn, why don't I have such luck? I entered the girls' dormitory! I was still dragged in by a beautiful woman! It's so enviable! Brother Chen, Brother Chen, you are simply too awesome!"
And at this moment, Li Sichen had already been dragged out of the cafeteria by Mo Ke.
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