Chapter Forty-Six: The Spoon and Plate of the Cafeteria Float in the Air
Outside the gate of Laizhu University, a man looks like a wild man, wearing slanted shoulder fur.
Fur knee pads on knees and wrists, fur hats on the head, and fur on the feet as shoes.
The teeth are white and the eyes are white, except for these two, the rest are all brown.
"Hachi, Hachi!"
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Smack......
After a series of "Return My Soul Soul Fist", Niu Ruifei was knocked to the ground.
"Ah Fei, where have you been? Do you know how anxious I was, and I almost contacted your grandmother. ”
Minglong picked up the chrysanthemum on the ground again.
Plug the fallen petals back in.
It was a return gift from the principal.
In layman's terms, give him a return.
I shook my hands, and I was a little numb.
"Brother Long!!"
Niu Ruifei got up from the ground, hugged Minglong's legs, and kissed him vigorously.
"Brother Long, if I don't change into this costume, I won't be able to escape!"
"Where have you been?"
Minglong looked at Niu Ruifei's gray face, and was almost taken away for research as a real "alien".
"Primeval Forest, I came back and passed by a shopping mall, where the big screen outside happened to show wild people, and everyone removed the advertisement and apologized to me."
Niu Ruifei has red marks on his wrists, and at first glance, the chain is tied as a dog.
His eyes were bloodshot and bloodshot, as if he had been overly frightened.
……
In the campus playground, a father and daughter are having a barbecue.
The school has old shelves, and some branches have been placed underneath.
"Squeak!"
The rat knew it was about to die, and struggled violently.
Huddle together and scratch each other's backs.
"Dad, don't you need to use the fire too much?"
Yi Miaohan stepped on roller skating, holding a fan.
"I'm choking to death!"
"If I don't need me, I'll go back to studying, Dad!"
"Yi Miaohan, remove that thing from your feet first, I don't want to see you fall all over the ground looking for teeth."
"Yikes!!"
As soon as his father's words fell, Yi Miaohan cooperated to make a difficult dog to eat.
One foot against the buttocks and one foot into the nostrils.
"Are you alright?"
Kan Kai put his arm around Yi Miaohan's waist, ready to help her up.
"You put it down for me!"
Yi Miaohan's father gave an order, Kan Kai suddenly let go, and Yi Miaohan fell to the ground again.
"It hurts!!"
Yi Miaohan's father took a string of blackened mice in his hand and handed it to Kankai.
"Take it back and eat it! Don't pester my daughter in the future, she doesn't fall in love, she focuses on studying. ”
Yi Miaohan's father dragged his daughter up and landed on both feet.
"Uncle, you misunderstood. But thank you! ”
Kan Kai snorted and laughed, and was just about to bite the barbecue in his hand, when his face instantly distorted.
……
In the dormitory on the first floor of the girls, Shu Ya loves to fall into bed to rest.
In the bedroom on the top floor, she was tortured by Tang Xiaoping a lot, especially the wake-up service.
If you want to ask how you feel, it's like having cramps when you're swimming the happiest and losing weight when you're eating the happiest.
In addition, Lan Lan's spirit is abnormal, and she also wants to pursue Jiang, which makes Shu Yaai angry and dare not speak.
I had to pretend to be strong.
Now, she is completely relaxed and lying flat, on all fours, without restraint!
Refreshing!
"Squeak!"
The rat spirit appeared, very big, and was crawling towards Shu Yaai.
The quilt was raised, and Shu Ya loved to be pressed and turned over.
"Squeak!!"
The rat was planted with its head on the ground.
The door is open!
Yi Miaohan saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly squatted down.
Amused the big mouse and told it a big reason.
Shu Yaai, who was in a daze, felt that Yi Miaohan was talking to someone.
"Ahh
A mouse of the same height as Yi Miaohan had already stood up.
The front foot was on Yi Miaohan's shoulder, and the other front foot wiped tears.
"I'm not dreaming, am I?"
When Yi Miaohan rubbed her eyes vigorously and opened them again.
I saw Yi Miaohan lying on the edge of her bed alone, and everything seemed to go back to the past.
There was no longer a pungent smell in the house, except for Shu Yaai's athlete's foot.
……
In the principal's office, Uncle Huang was reading a book and reading the newspaper, and there was a photo of the earth dog on the table.
"Who doesn't knock on the door? Which class? ”
Uncle Huang pressed the frame down and raised his eyelids.
"Headmaster? Are you well? ”
Uncle Huang was surprised, took the photo down, and hid it in his hand.
"Xiao Huang, hard work, is anything happening these days?"
Accompanying the headmaster was his nephew, with his head held high, proud, and his cold eyes shot over.
"Yes, principal, you are not in good health, sit and listen!"
The nephew sat down in the chair first, his forearms intertwined with each other, as if he was listening to a lecture.
The headmaster tilted his neck and weakly told him to get up.
"Headmaster, you're participating in the International Wormhole Tire, and the dormitory supervisor is coming for you."
"Her daughter got married, and I already followed the ceremony, is there anything else?"
The posthumous photo behind Uncle Huang fell out, with a dog's face on the ground, and a template behind it.
"There is a female classmate who wants to change to a dormitory. I didn't write a guarantee, I didn't agree. ”
"Xiao Huang, well done! There's nothing else to do, you can go out first......"
"Headmaster, the inexplicable death of my son, you must put it on the agenda, it depends on me."
"Don't mention the dog again, it's you who broke the school rules and regulations first. The finance will lend you the expenses during this time. ”
The principal gave Uncle Huang a gesture to leave, and the nephew looked up, nostrils looking at people, and looked murderous.
"For your sake, you've reused me for years. Headmaster, I won't talk about this anymore. But Laizhu University has been really strange recently, there are two moons in the sky, and one is still missing a mouth......"
The principal looked at Uncle Huang with strange eyes.
It's like a twist, ravaged by the headmaster's sight and turned over and over.
"Xiao Huang, your work, it's not that no one reacts to me. Inefficiency, honorable retirement should be grateful. ”
The principal gave his nephew a look, but he could only stand up.
The nephew's two or five eyes can receive it normally without leakage.
"Headmaster, it's true......"
The nephew was pointing at Uncle Huang with his chin and moved to the door.
"Xiao Huang, please stay calm at all times. Bad rumors damage the reputation of our school. Lan Lan was sent to a psychiatric hospital. Xiao Huang, you know, right? ”
The principal's words ordered Uncle Huang to go out obediently.
After the nephew returned, the principal studied the problem alone.
When he was sick, the rich students didn't visit him.
He didn't forget any of them.
If there is a slight difference, all demerits will be handled.
……
In the cafeteria, spoon plates are drifting upward.
"Huh?"
The canteen uncle stepped up, turned around a few times, and finally got down.
"Don't do that!"
Jiang Hechang dragged Yue Yunyun out and took her arm with his hand, which made many girls jealous.
"Jiang Hechang, can I call you Lao Jiang now?"
Yue Yunyun raised her eyebrows mischievously, squinted her eyes, and formed a slit.
"Get out of the way!!"
Yi Miaohan passed between Jiang Hechang and Yue Yunyun, standing crookedly on the skateboard.
Shaking from side to side, his arms spread, he has pushed Yue Yunyun out for a long distance.
She didn't mean to, she really couldn't touch her feet.
After helping Jiang Hechang's chest muscles, it stabilized a little.
Immediately afterwards, it was violently and leisurely.
"Yi Miaohan! Jump down, the wall ahead! ”
Moon Yun pouted, and the wall was advanced.
"Bang!"
"It hurts!!"
Yi Miaohan was hit with a big bag on her head, and when she looked up, it was air.
"Yi Miaohan, it's good that you stopped in time and almost hit the wall, which will cause a concussion."
"Who are you?"
Yi Miaohan saw that Shu Yaai was a little ghostly, tilted her head, and was still like this.
"Yi Miaohan! Don't play stupid with me, you obviously brought back that jade pendant last time. ”
Shu Ya loves to teach Yi Miaohan to skateboard under the guise of the key set of her words.
Yi Miaohan's head buzzed, as if the genes in her brain were being restructured.
When she got up, she was so full of energy that she didn't know where to sprinkle it.
"Exam results are announced, fast forward to class!"
Minglong passed by the two of them and laughed at Yi Miaohan.
Subsequently, Niu Ruifei also entered the classroom.
Yi Miaohan put the skateboard on the sole of her feet, kept panting and did not lift the table, waiting for the results.
Where four fingers knocked on the table, she cut out four small pits.
"Now, I'll announce the results of the last quiz!"
"Teacher, are we taking math exams?"
Yi Miaohan stood in the aisle, asking questions.
The head teacher was stunned, since the beginning of school, Yi Miaohan has not answered a question.
The pick of the bunch!
"Yi Miaohan, sit down, it's not physics!"
Shu Yaai's eyes, when she bypassed Jiang Hechang, couldn't help but peek at it.
Just when Yue Yunyun saw her, who turned around, she blew on Shu Yaai again.
Shu Yaai put her hands on the table, like a strong man, and propped her butt away from the seat.
Yue Yunyun's shoulders were buckled inward, and she held back a smile.
"Yi Miaohan, you stood up just right, the teacher issued you a progress badge, although you failed this time, but you scored 46 points, your personal best score, keep up the good work! Live up to your dad who accompanied you to study the other day. ”
"Accompaniment? My dad was spying on me at school! ”
Yi Miaohan couldn't help but speak her heart, usually these are her whispered words.
Today, he said it loudly and proudly.
Yi Miaohan hurriedly covered her mouth with her hands, and looked at the front and back doors with her head.
Without his father to follow, he refused to give up.
The students began to laugh loudly, and the most exaggerated moon rhyme was out of breath.
Jiang Hechang patted Yueyunyun's trembling back, "Don't make trouble!" ”
I saw that Yi Miaohan's skateboard on the soles of her feet suddenly flew and floated above the head of the homeroom teacher.
The head teacher went on stage, but the skateboard fell heavily.
"Ahh
The head teacher's face was smashed with two wheel prints, and his nose was covered with ash.
"Yi Miaohan, you dare to throw me with a skateboard? Give me back the progress badge, and I'll go tell the principal now. ”
The head teacher picked up the skateboard and threw it on the lectern.
"Bang!"
The whole class woke up from the laughter, as if they understood that things had been made bigger.
The eyes dodged the head teacher's fiery eyes, pretending not to see anything.
The head teacher ran to the door in a huff, but he couldn't get out anyway.
It was as if there was an arbitrary door, blocking every way for the head teacher to go, except for returning to the podium.
"Good! Then I'll forgive you once, Yi Miaohan-san. I understand that you may be too excited to fly your skateboard out and not bring it to class in the future! ”
The head teacher, who was still in a rage, broke two pieces of chalk from the chalk box.
Quickly threw herself at Yi Miaohan, and Yi Miaohan, who finally came to her senses, was confused.
Before she could close her eyes, the chalk froze in front of her.
Turning to Minglong and Niu Ruifei, they dodged to the side.
The chalk head rebounded straight and returned to the homeroom teacher's chalk box.
Suddenly, the colored chalk was like lice, drilling into the scalp of the head teacher.