Chapter 9 Palm Leaves Wrap the Body
"In the primeval forest, there lives such a group of wild people, who choose to replace ...... with leaves without covering their bodies"
Outside the mall, advertisements are playing.
A palm tree is shaking.
"Excuse me, what do you want to buy?"
A shop with a large number of men welcomed a special guest.
He put up the large leaves of the palm tree and covered the nakedness.
Attracted the special attention of the clerk, hiding in the counter, holding the walkie-talkie, "Urgent notice!" Urgent notice! There is a man who has been preliminarily judged to be a primitive tribal savage, please turn off the big screen temporarily. ”
The clerk with a distorted expression stood up and changed his face to face in seconds.
"Excuse me, what do you want to buy?"
"Excuse me, what do you want to buy?"
"Sir, you're laughing, I'm going to ask you again."
"Sir, you're laughing, I'm going to ask you again."
"Wait a minute!"
"Wait a minute!"
The clerk squatted inside the counter again, holding the walkie-talkie, "Pay attention!" Just now the man began to affect the normal business of my store, which may be related to advertising, cut out and say ugly words about their hair. ”
By the time the clerk stood up on one knee, the store was in complete chaos.
This special guest is everywhere learning how to speak.
Specially pulled the razor that men bought, shaving their own hair.
"Shop No. 1, call security! Call security. ”
"You can't take it indiscriminately, it's something that people pay for."
The clerk maintained order in the store and cleared the safe passage to facilitate the rapid evacuation.
"Whose bag is this? Don't forget to take it, I apologize for the inconvenience caused to everyone, in order to make up for everyone's mental damage, I will apply with the mall, where you buy men's products in my store today, you will be 5% off. ”
The clerk shouted for a long time, and only this special guest pressed the bag and stood in front of her.
I can't bear to look at it in my attire.
"Sir, is this yours?"
The clerk saw stacks of red bills spilling out of the cracked zipper.
The mouth immediately turned to the walkie-talkie, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" All alarms are dismissed! ”
The clerk helped him pick up dozens of bills that had fallen on the ground and stuffed them into his pocket.
"Sir, how can I help you?"
This special guest no longer learns to speak, as if after a while, he has learned a lot of rules.
"Is there a razor?"
The clerk took a look at his dress in the green environment, and his face was also fully covered, thinking that he was acting, pretending to be funny.
"The razor is not enough, you have to use a razor, this is the best one in our mall, the stars are using it, you see how it looks......"
"How much?"
"The price is 20,000, today we are 5% off, only 1 ......"
The special guest dug up 10 stacks and threw them to the clerk.
“100000?”
The clerk began to look around for the camera in an exaggerated manner.
"Excuse me, sir, what show are you participating in?"
The special guest threw out a few more stacks of bills.
The billboard outside the mall began to broadcast the midday news.
"Play the latest information below, in the primeval forest of our city, there is a male deceased, 45 years old. According to his wife, before his death, the deceased went to a remote jade factory with 5 million cash and was unfortunately killed. A mother and daughter at the scene are suspected of committing a major crime and have now been controlled by the police. ”
The clerk stared at him, dumbfounded, and sluggish.
"Look at it!"
Several security guards, who received part of the intercom, realized it and rushed into the store.
"That's him, take him away."
The clerk used his body to block the front.
"He's a guest, a big customer, a big customer!"