Chapter 275: Day

Both Zhang Wei and Luo Yuanhao tried hard not to interrupt the story of Xiang Dongliu, after all, this story is so fascinating! And let the two of them think of the small intestine of pigs, and there are hundreds of millions of speculations......

I only heard Xiang Dongliu continue: "So, this 'grown-up' bear child, after 'Ritian' and 'Ridi', chose to go to the swimming pool to start his 'Rishui' plan. ”

Hearing this, Luo Yuanhao and Xiang Dongliu had different opinions, Sancai, aren't they heaven and earth? It shouldn't be a day...... What's that?

Xiang Dongliu said that people don't follow this path at all, and they want to come out at all. Or maybe you act on the valuable advice provided by that brother!

Zhang Wei humbly asked for advice again: "What is the day and the earth? ”

Xiang Dongliu said that he was also a shallow learner, and this deed was a mountain and a mountain high, and he could only bow to the wind.

Luo Yuanhao asked the point: "Then is there any inevitable connection between this pig's small intestine and his daily water plan?" ”

"Of course." Xiang Dongliu took it for granted, "You may not know that the little boy holds his breath for three minutes every time and masturbates underwater, gaining a huge sense of accomplishment." All kinds of details in this are naturally incomprehensible to us normal people. Therefore, I will not go into details. ”

However, the little boy was still not satisfied with the status quo, wanted to pursue excitement, and took the clothes of the young lady...... Belch... Ahem...... Finally, he was caught by his elders and beaten half to death. ”

But one day, the boy stole the young lady's clothes and came to the pool. With his strong ability to hold his breath, with the help of a sack, he sealed the drainage channel under the pool, leaving only the drainage outlet on the side wall. It is said that this can increase the suction power of the sidewall drain and make people fly into the sky. ”

"Well, the rest of the process is kind of disgusting, and I can't really put it into words...... Anyway, the bear child is having a good time, and his ass is sucked by the drain! ”

"But he's going to breathe, and then he wants to go back to the water, but what if his ass gets sucked? He struggled, and then the intestines in his stomach were sucked out of the **......"

When Xiang Dongliu said this, the three of them were dumbfounded, and they couldn't help but think of what was going on with the pig's small intestine.

Zhang Wei, who had the most fragile nerves, spit it out on his knees, and Luo Yuanhao also felt his stomach tumbling upside down. Xiang Dongliu didn't have any, but when he saw Zhang Wei's appearance, he also whined and spit out a mouthful of sour water.

At this time, Li Zijie, who had already taken a shower and came out after changing her clothes, saw that the three big men all looked sick and stomachy, and they couldn't help but be a little unable to react.

Zhang Wei's breathing was extremely difficult, but he still reluctantly said: "I found that I... Ever since doing live streaming... Since the show, I have taken my life... I've vomited everything I should have vomited. ”

Li Zijie regained her coldness, broke a little arrogantly, and said to the swimming pool: "How's the situation?" Something cleaned up? ”

Tang Fangling stood behind Li Zijie and looked at Luo Yuanhao with some contempt, afraid that Luo Yuanhao's eyes would look at her again, as if Luo Yuanhao's eyes had a perspective function and could see through her clothes.

"This pool can't be used, and it can't be cleaned a hundred times." Luo Yuanhao said.

"Why? You don't clean up, is there a reason? ”

Luo Yuanhao ignored the girls and asked Xiang Dongliu, "And then?" Is this guy dead? ”

Xiang Dongliu said mysteriously: "I lived for 3 months before I died." Heard...... After he died, the house began to be haunted frequently! ”

"Ahh Several girls were frightened by Xiang Dongliu and hugged each other all of a sudden. Although they still didn't understand what the situation was, it had just happened unpleasantly, and now they had heard of dead people and haunted people, which made their fragile little nerves unbearable.

The girls are very scared of exciting things, and at the same time they are very excited. Especially Li Zijie, she always wanted to see if there was really something.

Perhaps because of Li Zijie's insistence, the three men looked around near the pool, but they never saw anything. It's as if that piece of "pig's small intestine" has disappeared forever!

Zhang Wei suddenly asked: "Then this pig's small intestine, isn't it pig's?" ”

"I said you don't pretend to be confused." Xiang Dongliu was somewhat dissatisfied. Turning around, he motioned for the girls to hurry back.

The girls were still very obedient when the men really made serious expressions and walked away obediently.

Xiang Dongliu suddenly opened his mind: "You say, this...... In the video we've seen, could it be that this kid is messing around? ”

Zhang Wei said: "According to my judgment and Luo Yuanhao's judgment, this transparent guy is in his early seventies at one meter tall, how tall are you talking about this bear child who has just entered junior high school?" ”

Xiang Dongliu said with a serious face: "It's hard to say, today's children are well nourished and grow fast." ”

Luo Yuanhao thought for a while: "There is indeed this possibility, why don't you confirm it?" ”

Xiang Dongliu said, "Don't you, right? Disturbed him several times. It's not too early, either, tomorrow? ”

Several people nodded and agreed.

After thinking about it, the three of them decided to put the water out of the pool, and then take back all the lights and sounds, and hurry to sleep, or it will be midnight in the blink of an eye.

When he came to the bedroom, Luo Yuanhao found that Zhang Wei's things had been moved away and went to sleep in a room with Xiang Dongliu.

Luo Yuanhao reacted immediately, could it be that tonight, there is really a girl who wants to sleep in the same room with him? Even if it wasn't for sleeping in a bed, his heart was pounding. He hurriedly looked around, and the girl didn't bring anything over, huh? Are you waiting for me to help?

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and he couldn't suppress the smile on his face, so he pretended to be calm and walked out the door. Before she could reach the girl's door, she heard a conversation like a yellow bird.

The door of one of the rooms was not closed, and the voices of the three girls came out, which happened to be the problem that Luo Yuanhao was concerned about. Two of the girls were squeezing, and the other girl hurried over to sleep with the other as she had said at the beginning. The one who was squeezed was the short-haired girl, who was obviously lying in bed and not leaving, playing all kinds of tricks, or saying that people are more secure and safer.

Well, if you don't come, you won't come, I'm more comfortable alone. Luo Yuanhao's Ah Q spirit played a full role, and he told himself that if that girl came over, he was afraid that he would not be able to sleep well all night, and the quality of sleep would greatly affect his state of fighting zombies.

He turned around and went back to his room, then took two cushions for shoes and set a sleeping area for the two wolfhounds.

There is a carpet in the bedroom itself, but Luo Yuanhao has always been well-behaved, and the two wolf dogs sleep more peacefully. And this carpet, Luo Yuanhao stretched out his hand and touched it, and felt that even if he slept on it, it was comfortable enough, let alone in bed?

Luo Yuanhao's bedroom was the first to turn off the lights. Less than three minutes after he turned off the lights, the two wolfhounds became alert at the same time, pricking up their ears and spinning from side to side. After a while, they lay down to rest again.

In the pool, after about two hours of automatic draining, the pool finally bottomed out.

The "pig intestine" finally had nothing to hide, and with the last flow of water, it flowed to the drainage area, and it seemed to squirm a little, and then disappeared.