Chapter 27 Don't use your brains if your IQ is not high

Throughout Laizhu University, there is an orderly melody of "jingling".

"Brother Long! That's Miaohan, she teased me. They were going to take me to the headmaster's table, but luckily the headmaster was sitting there. ”

Minglong walked back and forth in the bedroom, for fear that the construction workers who installed the password door would hit his drawer.

"Brother Long, fortunately you are in the dormitory, I will still eat with you in the future, and Yi Miaohan will pester you."

"Smack!"

Niu Ruifei hugged Minglong's navel.

It seems that the "cooing" here can give him a full sense of security.

He leaned on his head with Minglong's hands, pouting his ass.

"Brother Long, you won't be like Brother Hechang, abandon me and go to the principal's office, right? No! No! Hold me tight and don't let go! ”

Niu Ruifei's yoga asana, although he is a little tired, don't be scared and paralyzed.

"Brother Long!"

Never getting a reply, Niu Ruifei raised his eyelids and faced Minglong's nose.

"Ahh

Niu Ruifei bounced up in an instant, and just landed in the area he was most afraid of.

In fact, this is just his one-man show.

But it made the construction workers pay attention to the quick-drying mud.

"The ground is uneven, and it looks like a small workshop on the side of the road."

Subsequently, the construction crew carried out a rearrangement.

"The door is installed, the original password is written here for you, if you change it, press and hold 1."

However, no one in the dormitory listened.

……

In the principal's office, a boy is standing in the middle, it is the principal's nephew, who loves to learn.

"Next week, he will return to his alma mater as an outstanding graduate."

The principal's nephew was slumped, and when he was at school, no one was willing to take care of it.

"He'll give you some math skills. Tomorrow, you will represent the school and participate in the annual city-wide mathematics Olympiad. ”

The principal handed his nephew a look of trust, but still received disdainful feedback.

"This question, do it!"

"Very well, you have to help each other."

The principal, dressed in Polo short sleeves, walked out of the office and wanted to pay the construction team for the renovation.

Feeling a chill, I went back inside.

Holding the coat hanging on the hanger, he found that Jiang Hechang was instructing his nephew to do the problem.

The nephew showed a modesty that he had never been able to do before.

……

The first-year boys' dormitory building is radiating unparalleled praise.

"Brother Long, look at this rich decoration, the crystal chandelier is super shiny. I didn't expect the principal to treat Brother He Chang so favorably. ”

Minglong pushed Niu Ruifei's back away and walked straight to the bathroom.

The room is full of white walls, except for the bed is a bookcase.

Disillusioned!

"Brother Long! Don't you take a shower in the morning and evening? Wait for Brother Chang to come back and you will wash it! I don't want to be alone, you accompany me! ”

Niu Ruifei held an incandescent lamp in one hand and knocked on the bathroom door with the other.

It seems to have found a job to forget about fear for a while.

Minglong came out with a large bag of hair.

Subsequently, a packet of sashimi is pulled out of it.

"I bought it for you."

Niu Ruifei patted off the hair on the fish's head and returned it to Minglong, his stomach churning.

"Brother Long, you still eat, the fish is your relative. Free stuff, I don't eat it, I'm afraid of being taken away. Maybe Meng Po didn't make soup, and developed a new variety. ”

"Goo!"

Minglong's stomach reminded him again that he hadn't eaten anything at noon.

He picked up the sashimi and took a few bites, choking on the fishy astringency.

Keep your eyes on the drawer.

"Brother Long, I was scared when I was a child, there is a way to alleviate it, will you help me?"

"It's scary to touch the hair!"

Minglong stretched out his hand unconcernedly, but he didn't touch Niu Ruifei's head.

"Ahh

Minglong's waist was once again surrounded by Niu Rui's frisbee, this time in the back.

"Ah Fei, hurry up and come down for me! I count to three, 1! ”

"Brother Long, let me lie on your back for a while, I'm afraid! To ride a big horse. ”

“2!”

Niu Ruifei saw that this trick was primitive, and played a new trick.

"Brother Long, I'm installing a light bulb."

Niu Ruifei flew his legs and crossed the neck of the dragon.

Rotate the incandescent lamp in your hand without stopping.

“3!”

"Spider!"

The creature that Niu Ruifei yelled at was something that Minglong's scalp was numb except for ghosts.

Niu Ruifei really didn't let it go, and his ass was clutched tightly until the light bulb was fully installed.

"Bang!"

There was a loud bang in the refilled void, as if it had been violently struck.

Minglong's body suddenly left the ground, and Niu Ruifei turned his head down and fell to the ground.

"It's gone!"

Minglong frantically opened the cabinet door with the key, and then stood up with the drawer in his hands.

"Brother Long, did you hear that?"

Niu Ruifei, who got up from the ground, wanted to get up and grabbed Minglong's belly, but Minglong ran towards the outside of the dormitory.

"Brother Long, don't leave me!"

Niu Ruifei didn't catch up with Minglong.

In the afternoon, all the cells and blood shook slightly, and I went to other classes for self-study.

……

Minglong ran around the perimeter of the school several times, as if he had inexhaustible strength in his body.

Finally, in the gap between the construction workers carrying the money and coming out, Minglong, who ran back to the school gate again, lay on the ground and blocked their footsteps.

"Wait a minute!"

"Classmate, forgot the door password? It can be re-modified, press and hold 1. ”

"Your hands and feet are not clean, no wonder the principal said you should watch things in the dormitory."

The construction workers were insulted inexplicably and almost went berserk.

"Classmate, what did you lose? You can look for it, we are professional. ”

"Hair, my brother's. I don't eat at noon and stay in my bedroom because I'm afraid you'll touch my cabinet. ”

"If memory serves, you're the student who has been watching us from beginning to end, do you think we have a chance to take it?"

"Then who knows if you will drop the bag again, I can compensate you for the toilet paper. But the cement in my woven bag was taken from you. Or will the construction team give students light bulbs at will? Engage in public welfare for the whole society? ”

Fortunately, the headmaster showed up in time to avoid a vicious battle.

Minglong immediately jumped up and hid to the side.

……

In the evening, in the girl's dormitory, the two girlfriends have separate brain circuits and are chatting about different topics.

"Yaai, you said that Niu Ruifei didn't come in the afternoon, will he go to buy lottery tickets again?"

Yi Miaohan sat on Yaai's lap and failed to get her attention.

Instead, he kicked Yi Miaohan out.

"Jiang Hechang, I didn't come in the afternoon, where are you making up for classes and studying secretly?"

Shu Yaai saw a boy riding a bicycle through the glass and quickly passing through the girls' dormitory.

Followed by a lot of handsome men and beautiful girls.

"Yi Miaohan, do you think we should join a club too?"

Yi Miaohan had already gotten up and sat on Shu Yaai's chair.

Holding Hello Kitty in his arms, with the remaining melon seeds in his mouth, his eyes staring at the cover of Shu Ya's love book.

Grinning!

"Don't move!"

Shu Yaai was so excited that the book and the chair were taken away together.

Yi Miaohan's buttocks hung in the air for a while, and then she reacted before falling to the ground.

Shu Ya loves to be a thief and took away "Mysterious 18 Months".

I'm worried that the cheats for solving the case inside will make Yi Miaohan clear.

The jade pendant returned is a fake drop, and the one that used to be worth more than 100 million yuan.

Now, Shu Yaai still remembers clearly, and later identified that time.

Disappointed and regretted.

"This piece has no luster, if there is, it will become Li Ka-shing."

Shu Yaai took the former jade in her hand, and clearly saw the crystal clear sunlight from the window and into her palm.

She just felt like glass.

Now, there are two paths in front of Shu Yaai, first, follow the pace of Jiang Hechang and study hard, and second, find the true jade.

The latter is perhaps even more important to her.

However, no one can replace the former!

"Yi Miaohan!"

"What?"

"Angry?"

"Humph!"

"Yi Miaohan, you can do me a favor!"

"Yaai, do you have any empathy, kicked me on the ground, pulled the chair away, and didn't show me the book."

When Yi Miaohan was chattering, Shu Yaai put the homework book for tomorrow that had been written under her nose.

……

From the school gate, on the way to the dormitory, Minglong was so sad that he sobbed.

It was treasured by my mother, and my brother's newborn hair.

Later, when my brother got lost, my mother regarded it as the only one, and she didn't care about Minglong, and she would often look at that strand of fetal hair.

My mother's eyes were always moist, and the doctor said that this was not good for the body.

Minglong thought of pulling a few hairs from his hair and putting them back.

The younger brother took the fetal hair in his hand, looking for his traces.

Unexpectedly, when it was placed in the bedroom, it would disappear.

The construction worker is right, who will not take the money and steal the fetal hair, unless the person's hairline is receding.

Therefore, Minglong thought of Niu Ruifei.

Minglong stepped up his pace and rushed back to the bedroom.

"To change the password, press 1."

Minglong couldn't remember the string of numbers on the paper at all, so he simply re-handled it.

“1。”

After pressing, simply change it to 1111111.

But the door did not respond.

Minglong did not finish all the tutorials behind the construction personnel.

And that's just the most basic.

You will also need to enter your original password.

The door is open!

Jiang Hechang took a piece of paper and walked out of the bedroom.

Minglong poked his head and saw a series of red numbers in the dense code.

8888888。

"Bang!"

This self-unlocking is like opening a champagne shell.

"It's so simple, who can't decipher this thing. Jiang Hechang, have you seen Ah Fei? ”

Although it is not difficult, Jiang Hechang's appearance on the paper seems to have finished the mystery of the world.

Jiang Hechang walked straight to the stairs, while Minglong took out the telephone.

"Drag what? He didn't answer when asked, and I had to sweep the floor every day. If you shave and shave your head in class, even if you are familiar with the principal, you have to be criticized......"

"Brother Long, are you sure it's my phone?"

The phone vibrate, and Niu Ruifei woke up.

Keep looking at the screen, as if someone can pop up on the other side.

"Last time, he must have pretended, just to scare us, it's really bad, or should he be kicked out......"

Minglong seems to have found a target for venting from the loss of his brother's fetal hair.

"Brother Long, don't forget your probation, don't be impulsive. IQ is not as high as others, so don't use your brain. Even if it is done and he is driven away, the principal is not happy and will definitely expel you. If you don't get it right, bring in the police, and the principal will have to persuade you to quit for the sake of honor. It is said that Yi Miaohan and Shu Yaai, when they reported to the false police, they were counted as disrupting the normal order of the school and were warned! ”

Niu Ruifei and Brother Long had a private conversation, mixed with the fine information.

"Brother Long, by the way, you let me drive at night, and we won't let me enter Laizhu University. When I drove back to the park, your car was sealed, I removed it, and I went back to return it. ”