Chapter 242 Q version of mahjong (II)
Chapter 242 Q version of mahjong (II)
(Asking for two tickets, it's too ugly on the books...... It doesn't take much. It's okay to have a few of them, dear friends, support the next heart...... )
"Size?" Hearing Li Qin say this, Xiao Xiao almost laughed and turned his back on his anger, this is a good way to play......
However, at this time, she and Wu Huihuan had not rested well, so they did not rush over. Seeing that Li Qin and Jiang Zhixuan were like ants on a hot pot, they still didn't know the essentials after two or three laps around a table of eight immortals. The two women simply pulled out a stool and sat down, and continued to enjoy the Western view.
After a few more turns, Li Qin was furious, grabbed a few mahjong tiles and threw them into a loud noise. On the contrary, Jiang Zhixuan seems to have seen some doorways, but the doorways he saw were indeed inspired by Li Qin-the wrong inspiration. I only heard him wave his hand at Li Qin triumphantly, and then pressed down:
"Zihua, don't be impatient, I think I probably know how to play! Come, you do as I say, put back the mahjong tiles you are holding, and then draw thirty-six cards from the direction you are in......" Jiang Zhixuan said as he began to draw cards from them.
Li Qin also stopped turning when he heard this. According to what Jiang Zhixuan said, he drew thirty-six mahjong tiles from in front of him and stacked them vertically upwards until he had six layers, and then he was a little unstable in his upward direction. Looking at the mahjong tiles piled up in front of him, Li Qinhu asked with a face:
"Brother-in-law, what's next?"
The mahjong in front of Jiang Zhixuan was very similar to the mahjong of later generations, and he piled up thirty-six mahjong into two layers, and almost reached the edge of the Eight Immortals table at both ends. Looking at the hill in front of Li Qin, Jiang Zhixuan chuckled: "You pile up so high, it will be over if it collapses." Come, now let's turn over our own cards one by one......" Jiang Zhixuan said that he first turned over the first card in front of him, which was a 30,000 card, Li Qin did as Jiang Zhixuan said, and carefully turned over the top mahjong card, and the result was 90,000. The faces of the two of them changed suddenly, Jiang Zhixuan frowned, and Li Qin smiled:
"Hahaha, brother-in-law, I'm older than you! You've lost this one......"
Jiang Zhixuan was not convinced, shook his head and prepared to open the second one. Li Qin hurriedly stopped: "Slow, I won the last one, I should open this one first!" As he spoke, he opened the second card, which was a 60,000 card. The largest pair of mahjong is 90,000, and Li Qin turned out a 60,000 piece, which is already very good. smiled triumphantly at the moment, and raised his head to Jiang Zhixuan with some provocation: "Brother-in-law, it's your turn, open!" ”
Jiang Zhixuan smiled: "This one will definitely win you." As he spoke, he turned over the second card. He really won, because this one turned him out of an eighty thousand. The faces of the two of them suddenly reversed, the smile on Li Qin's face ran to Jiang Zhixuan's face, and Jiang Zhixuan's bitter gourd face was transferred to Li Qin......
Wu Huihuan next to him was also gradually attracted, stood up and leaned over to the table to watch. Jiang Zhixuan saw that someone was watching, the smile on his face narrowed a little, only to see him cough lightly, and then clear his throat and said:
"That...... I won the last one, and this time I should start first, right? Fewer words"
"Let's open, let's open, but it's just a win, and we're now tied!" Li Qin waved his hand impatiently.
Jiang Zhixuan didn't care about him, and solemnly and slowly opened the third card, and the result was a two-of-a-kind, Jiang Zhixuan secretly screamed bad luck, and immediately became bitter again. Li Qin was overjoyed, and shouted at first glance: "Hahaha, brother-in-law." Your official is so big, how can you be so small? "I silently thought in my heart, 'Little Look, I won't win you this time?' Then he quickly opened the third card on his side, but when he saw his card, he and Jiang Zhixuan were both stunned......
Xiaoxiao was buried in sorting out the hem of her dress at this time, and when she moved the stool, she seemed to stain the moon-white dress on her body. Hearing that there was no movement on the edge of the table, he couldn't help but subconsciously raise his head to take a look, and saw the faces of the three people, and after a while, he heard Li Qin's idiotic voice:
"Sister, how do you count this bird?" As he spoke, he shook the side of the mahjong tile in his hand in front of Xiaoxiao. Xiao looked at it, and almost laughed again, it turned out that what Li Qin was holding in his hand was a "chicken......
"Aren't the two Jinshi masters quite capable? Guess for yourself! Haha......" Xiaoxiao covered her stomach and smiled backwards and ......
"Dether!" Jiang Zhixuan and Li Qin scolded secretly at the same time, and then turned their heads and ignored him. After Li Qin's eyes purred twice, he suddenly said to Jiang Zhixuan with a hint of a treacherous smile on his face:
"Brother-in-law, I have a ......"
Jiang Zhixuan was taken aback, and then came to his senses and scolded 'rudeness' before he spoke: "Say it quickly!" ”
Li Qin smiled proudly: "Brother-in-law, look, the card in your hand looks like two little crooked insects, uh, just like the earthworm used for fishing." And the little brother is a bird, birds eat insects, right? Less wordsSo, this little brother won. Assignment ...... Ha ha! ”
Jiang Zhixuan didn't want to admit defeat in such a daze, and when he heard the words, he quibbled on the spot: "Nonsense, you are obviously a chicken!" ”
Li Qin slapped his thigh: "That's right, chickens also eat insects, uh...... And earthworms! ”
Jiang Zhixuan was almost choked, but when he thought about it, he shook his head in frustration and admitted defeat calmly. Then the two went on to flop, and laughter and smiles passed from one to the other. After tossing around for a while, turning over all 36 cards. Jiang Zhixuan felt a little bored, if it was a simple comparison of size, it would be too boring. Even ordinary pai gow or dice can do it, so why spend thousands of dollars to toss such a pair of expensive ivory mahjong?
Xiaoxiao felt that she was about to collapse, but her thoughts were strikingly similar to her husband's thoughts at this time: the sky, nearly three thousand pairs of ivory mahjong, they actually used to compare the size. I couldn't stand it anymore, so Xiao Xiao rolled up her sleeves and moved the stool sitting under her to the edge of the table, then sat down and looked at the three of them, pointing in three directions:
"One person, sit down for me!"
In this era, there is absolute respect for teachers and education, and the three students dare not slack off at all. Quickly found a direction and sat down. The direction of sitting is also ingenious, Xiaoxiao and her husband sit opposite each other, and Li Qin and Wu Huihuan sit opposite each other.
After sitting down, Xiao Xiaodang first stretched out a pair of white jade hands and grabbed a handful of mahjong to rub around on the table. While rubbing, he called to everyone: "Do what I do!" The three of them hurriedly stretched out their hands, grabbed the mahjong and began to rub it, the movements were slow and stiff, which made Xiaoxiao a little can't help laughing.
After rubbing for a while, Xiao Xiao stopped and began to build cards, while asking the three of them to do the same. At this time, Jiang Zhixuan's eyes began to shine, and he asked tentatively, "Madam" >. Fang Cai is also a card for the husband, how? Being a husband is still a bit of a talent, right? Fewer words"
Xiao Xiao glared at him angrily: "It's not a good thing to have talent in entertainment and play, the truth of playthings losing their minds, my husband understands, oh ......?" ”
Jiang Zhixuan hurriedly sat down: "Understand, please madam" > rest assured, the husband will never indulge in mahjong tiles!" ”
Xiao nodded approvingly: "Well, good! Then he lowered his head and continued to concentrate on building mahjong, and there was a faint trance in his mind, feeling that this time and space were a little out of order! Oh my God, a person who was born in the eighties of the twentieth century, is now sitting in the Hangzhou Thorn History Yamen during the Zhenguan period and playing mahjong? It's ridiculous......
At the end of the brick, there is one card left on the table. Xiao Xiao looked at it, and it was really the younger brother who was always in trouble, and the mahjong tile in front of him was obviously single, but he didn't reach out to build the one that was vacant on the table. The little moaned: "Fool! Then throw him the single mahjong tile and let him build it.
Now that the Great Wall has been built, the next step is to roll the dice. But Xiaoxiao looked around the table, but didn't see the dice. Xiaoxiao remembered that he drew the dice, and specially noted that the six sides of the two dice should be carved in turn, how could there be?
Li Qin saw that the old lady was looking around, as if she was looking for something, so he asked, "Old sister, what are you looking for?" What's next? ”
Xiaoxiao had already bent down to open the mahjong box to see if there was anything inside, and when he heard Li Qin ask, he looked up and asked the two of them who were the first to toss: "Looking for the dice, there are two small dice, used to throw, have you seen it?" ”
"Uh......" Li Qin let out a sigh when he heard this, and then hesitantly took out two cubes from his sleeves, which were small sieves, and seeing that the three of them were looking at him with burning eyes, Li Qin said with some embarrassment:
"I saw that these two dice were different from other mahjong tiles, and I thought they were extra leftovers after making mahjong. Seeing that it was quite interestingly carved, I wanted to stay as a souvenir, hehe......" said as he smiled at the three people who were glaring at him......
"Bring it to you!" Xiaoxiao snatched the dice from his hand and glared at him: "You like to do it, and you have to fight with the tiger head...... as if he suddenly remembered something: "It seems that the reason why the tiger head is like this, I'm afraid most of it is due to your uncle, I have to thank you......"
Li Qin didn't care, salivated and pretended: "Family, sister, brother-in-law, you don't have to be too polite...... so angry that Xiao Xiao almost hit him with a dice......
After that, Xiaoxiao taught everyone how to roll dice, how to identify directions, how to take cards, how to cut and jump cards, and the rules of mahjong and so on. However, just now I came into contact with such a complicated thing, and it was a person to teach three people, and it was very laborious for Xiaoxiao to teach, but everyone still only understood half of it......
After less than two laps, several old men and women finished bathing and changing, and they all came out of the backyard. When I got to the main hall, I didn't see the four people, and I heard a faint sound of rattling in the flower hall, and the five old people took the three little babies and looked for them all the way. As soon as they saw that the four of them had already started fighting, several old people immediately became interested, one person in one direction, standing behind the four of them and preparing to study!
After playing four rounds, Xiaoxiao won eight, which is really interesting. After the ninth hand had been laid and the dice were rolled, he turned around and saw his mother standing right behind him, so he stood up and gave way:
"Mother, come, you sit down and fight, let Hui Huan teach you, she has the highest talent, and she has almost learned!"
Mrs. Li's > was a little cramped, and she waved her hand again and again: "It's better for you to fight, take a look at the ...... for your mother."
Xiao Xiaoyan smiled and forcibly pressed the mother down: "Mother, you just sit down, today is the Chinese New Year's Eve, my daughter has to go and call the people to prepare the New Year's dinner." Even if it's not in my hometown, I still have to fulfill my filial piety......"
Hearing her say this, Mrs. Li "> embarrassed to keep her any longer." So he sat down according to his words, and at the same time beckoned to Wu Huihuan and said, "Huan'er, you come down, let the Jiang family's aunt beat, you come to teach your mother, ouch, there are so many circles, what is this?" ”
Wu Huihuan smiled sweetly at her: "Obey!" Then he stood up and pulled Aunt Jiang to sit down. In the face of such a fresh thing, Aunt Jiang looked even more cramped and nervous, and after sitting down, her hands and feet trembled, and she didn't move this or that, so she had to cast a glance at Xiaoxiao for help. Xiaoxiao turned around and wanted to leave, but when he saw this, he stopped, walked to Aunt Jiang's side, and said softly: "Auntie, don't be nervous, in fact, mahjong cards are very simple, as long as you understand the rules, you can play cards casually!" ”
At this time, Mrs. Li of the upper family "> played a "chicken", and Xiaoxiao told Aunt Jiang that she could reach out and draw cards again. Aunt Jiang stretched out her hand to draw cards as she said, but she heard Li Qin suddenly shout: "Touch!" Aunt Jiang's hand trembled and quickly retracted. Then I heard Li Qincha's whirring voice: "Mother is mother, she is so good to the child that she has nothing to say, the child is almost a heavenly beard, there is more than this pair of birds, and the mother called over, wahahaha...... "The laughter was extremely rampant, and the result was only 'haha' a few times and then stopped abruptly, it turned out that Mrs. Li "> saw that Aunt Jiang was frightened, and she stood up angrily and hooked her body and gave him a head:
"It's not calm at all, look at the ...... that scares your aunt of the Jiang family"
Aunt Jiang on the side said repeatedly: "It's okay, it's okay, don't blame Qin Xianggong, mother-in-law" >, it's me who is too nervous......"
Uncle Jiang on the side was actually itching for a long time, and when he saw this scene, he yelled at Aunt Jiang fiercely: "Look at your little bit of interest, get up, let me come!" As he spoke, he reached out and pulled Aunt Jiang from the stool to the side, squeezing herself into the middle. But as soon as he sat down, he didn't know what to do, and also looked at Xiaoxiao with a look of help. Aunt Jiang seized the opportunity to fight back: "I also said that I am not a virtuous ......."
At this time, Jiang Zhixuan also stood up, gave up Jiang Erbo to his place, and said the same:
"Second uncle, you can play me, my hand is a real Tianhu, just waiting for a winning card......", Jiang Erbo is quite open, and he doesn't just play by himself. Instead, he turned around and greeted his wife who had been with him for decades," > said:
"Old woman, come, you also come and sit next to me, study well, and after we go back, our family can have a table......"
Aunt Jiang's face suddenly bloomed with chrysanthemums, and she sat next to Jiang Erbo with great interest, holding Jiang Erbo's arm with one hand, and asked Jiang Zhixuan about the rules of mahjong tiles with a smile! This scene fell in Aunt Jiang's eyes, and a trace of gloom flashed on her face......
The eldest aunt's expression fell neatly in Xiaoxiao's eyes. Xiao Xin also followed Yidi, she knew why the relationship between Uncle Jiang and the eldest aunt was so tense. Because the eldest aunt has never given birth to a son for Uncle Jiang, although she has given birth to several, they are all daughters. In the words of this era, it is the last one.
According to common sense, Uncle Jiang has a reason to divorce his aunt. Although in the end, for some reason, Uncle Jiang did not do this, but he has always been very irritable with his aunt. scolded loudly at every turn, when she was young, her aunt felt guilty, and she had always swallowed her anger and did not dare to have the slightest disobedience; But as she got older and older, and most of her daughters and sons-in-law were also close to the eldest aunt, the eldest aunt had confidence, so she gradually began to resist and struggle, and often quarreled with Uncle Jiang, which led to the smell of gunpowder between the old couple getting stronger and stronger......
Fortunately, the uncle and the aunt attach great importance to the little ones and are willing to listen to the little ones. So it has always been peaceful, at this time, Xiaoxiao saw the gloomy expression on the face of the eldest aunt, so he said:
"Aunt, my nephew and daughter-in-law are going to the kitchen to organize the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner with the next people, there are some rules in the old house, my nephew doesn't remember it very well, can you please go with my nephew?" Don't worry, this mahjong nephew will definitely teach you! And you're guaranteed to be better than any of them! ”
Uncle Jiang had already concentrated on it, he didn't see the gloomy expression on the face of his wife who had been with him for decades, and when he heard Xiaoxiao say this, he hurriedly poked his aunt lightly with his elbow:
"Go and do it, help the little one. When you are done, after you finish Chinese New Year's Eve meal, I will give you the place, and when I learn it, I can teach you ......" said and shook his head and said: "I just don't know if you can learn to ...... so clumsy" and then shouted: "Xuan'er, how should I play this card?" Come and help me take a look, oh, don't patronize your second uncle, I'm also your uncle, or is it a big one......"
Aunt Jiang stood up angrily when she heard this: "Look at people in the crack of the door, I'll learn to show you tonight!" As he spoke, he turned around and said to Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao, let's go!" ”
Xiaoxiao was speechless for a while, looked at Jiang Zhixuan, and saw him running back and forth on both sides of the eldest uncle and the second uncle, he laughed in his heart, walked to Li Qin's side and grabbed his ear, and Li Qin stood up with grinning teeth and shouted:
"Oh, old lady, what are you doing? I'm about to win, you let it go...... Ouch, lighter...... It hurts ......."
Xiaoxiao didn't bother to pay attention to him: "Give way to the second aunt, there is a lack of fire in the kitchen, you come with me......"
Li Qin's face suddenly became bitter: "What are you kidding?" There are thirty or forty subordinates in your house...... "The body involuntarily followed Xiaoxiao, and one of his ears was still holding in Xiaoxiao's hand......
Second Aunt Jiang finally sat down on the table as she wished, and everyone could still hear Li Qin's crying cry from afar:
"Oh my God...... I'm about to win............! ”
Chapter 242 Q version of mahjong (down, to the website.)