Chapter 52 Criticism by Name at the School Assembly
In the women's dormitory of Laizhu University, Yi Miaohan is stopping a burrito and giving it to the baby.
"Wow!"
Yi Miaohan and Shu Yaai looked at each other, and the baby's eyes were spicy after taking off their clothes.
Brown skin, push your legs upwards.
Shu Yaai silently returned to the bed and lay on her stomach, while Yi Miaohan rolled a piece of braised pork into it.
"Yaai, can you help him change his diaper?"
"Anyway, he's a boy, we'll see it."
Yi Miaohan brought the burrito to the baby's mouth, but she couldn't stuff it into it anyway.
"It's too big! Take it! ”
Shu Yaai breaks the braised pork into small pieces and kneads the wraps.
"Yaai, you are so powerful, then the baby will be handed over to you, I will go to learn from the master."
"Come back! Yi Miaohan, this is what you want to take, if you leave, I will send him to the detention center. ”
"I know that the kind-hearted Yaai will not be so cruel, watching us separate, you can't bear it, hehe."
"Don't do this with me! Yi Miaohan, you see if I dare. ”
……
In the corridor of the boys' dormitory, there was a cry of a baby.
"Master!!"
Yi Miaohan dragged her family to study, which was touching.
"Brother Hechang, you go out with her to learn, Yi Miaohan's tricks are renovated quickly, and no one understands her head."
Niu Ruifei has been avoiding the zipper intentionally or unintentionally since he saw the clue of the zipper.
If it weren't for the same dormitory, I was afraid that stealing chickens would not make me lose rice.
Niu Ruifei had already reported Jiang Hechang.
In the key news, there is no mention of a bounty for capture.
"That's it, Jiang Hechang, you take Aunt Yi to find a random place, as long as you don't have a bedroom, I will memorize words, and I have to dictate to the doorman tomorrow, I didn't expect him to love learning so much, okay! As long as he doesn't tell the principal about me selling you hair. ”
"You sell me hair?"
Jiang Hechang did not authorize Minglong, but handed it over to Yi Miaohan for exclusive management.
"Master! I'll send you money! ”
The door is open!
Niu Ruifei stood by the door, staring blankly at a brown paper envelope.
"This is the money I earned from selling my hair, I took out more than half of it, and I'll leave this to you, Master continue!"
Yi Miaohan threw forward, and the doll almost jumped out of her arms.
Instead, he "giggled" and laughed non-stop.
Baby music has a kind of magic that is transmitted to the people around them.
After a happy moment, Minglong took the headphones and continued to memorize the words.
Niu Ruifei didn't see anything, and lay on the window.
Looking at the moon in the sky, the phone does not leave the hand.
Waiting for the second moon to appear, he quickly took pictures and sold them to the newspaper.
"Whose child?"
Jiang Hechang asked very clearly, but his heart was not strong.
"Orphans picked up, in the primeval forest."
It wasn't.
But after being taken away by Yi Miaohan and Shu Yaai, the savage's parents were arrested for research and really became an orphan.
"Go to the playground, I'll teach you to learn!"
"I just climbed out of my dorm window!"
Yi Miaohan said and said, and sat up for Jiang Hechang to demonstrate.
The baby caught Niu Ruifei's nose with both feet, and his eyes were clenched with both hands.
"Ahh I can't see! ”
The second moon flashed in the sky, and Niu Ruifei was about to be afraid, but he encountered an accident.
Yi Miaohan got out of the crack.
He is agile and has practiced many times in the dormitory at first glance.
Then, the baby was lifted from Niu Ruifei's head.
Niu Ruifei hurriedly took out his mobile phone to take pictures of the sky, but it was just some landscape paintings.
Jiang and Chang were wearing pants of the same length and a coat later, and went out from the boys' building.
"Lao Jiang, the clothes are just right on you."
Yi Miaohan suddenly realized that Yue Yunyun went to the mall, but she was actually buying something for Jiang Hechang.
For the sake of Shu Yaai's happiness, she decided to take the master over quietly.
was pushed to the corner by Yue Yunyun, and her footsteps moved on the ground.
The back of the child in her arms also leaned against the wall with Yi Miaohan.
"Lao Jiang, are you still going to our house today? The decoration style has changed again, and the middle of the villa is a flower market, no longer a swimming pool. ”
Yi Miaohan rushed over quickly and squeezed between the two of them.
"Master, I won't help you sell your hair in the future, I'll be a mother!"
Jiang Hechang's graceful face passed through a trace of folds.
"The child is yours?"
"Mom~Mi!"
The baby used the two hands that grabbed Niu Ruifei's eyes and grabbed Yi Miaohan's chest.
"She's probably hungry, I'll breastfeed her."
Yi Miaohan lifted her clothes and took out a hot bottle.
When he looked up again, Jiang Hechang and Yue Yunyun had disappeared.
"Let me go down, or I'll jump out of the car."
Jiang Hechang was sitting in the co-pilot, and the moon rhyme of driving, made an emergency turn, and did not go to the sky.
"I'm not good at it now, Lao Jiang."
Yue Yunyun pouted, waiting for a kiss.
Jiang Hechang had already gotten out of the car and walked alone towards the flowers.
Red Rose and Purple Jasmine, perhaps their planet, can be relocated here as a whole.
"Lao Jiang, do you feel embarrassed that I sell spring cakes, aren't you a girl who likes to struggle to make money?"
Yue Yunyun stepped down from the sports car of the fans, and the spring cakes on the back cover fell to the ground.
"I really don't understand what's good about the human world, you still have to take a driver's license to drive, dare me to spend millions to buy a sports car, and I can only drive it in the campus playground to play."
Yue Yunyun seems to be full of resentment and can't spread it.
Jiang Hechang was walking towards the depths of the flowers, and his hand gently brushed away the flowers and plants that covered his vision.
There is a cave that can be entered and exited, and it is just like an adult who laughs, and if you bend down slightly, you can play in it.
"Lao Jiang, it turns out that you like excitement, come on!"
Yue Yunyun walked on her legs first, and it was dark inside.
She had something wrapped around her feet, and she threw it out of the hole.
It's a pair of trousers, a camel-colored double-breasted tweed coat,
Jiang Hechang draped it on his body, tore off what he was wearing, and returned it to Yue Yunyun.
"Lao Jiang, I can't see anything, where is this? I'd better get out! ”
Suddenly, a beam of light from inside the cave illuminated the front.
It is the proprietress of the attached restaurant.
"Come out, come out!"
The proprietress recognized Jiang Hechang, who was the guy who went to the restaurant to cut his hair.
"The big pipe is a children's toy, you adults come out, don't break it."
"Where is the end?"
Yue Yunyun pointed to the inside of her mouth, where there seemed to be a little shining.
"It's still flowers!"
The proprietress shined a flashlight on Zhaojiang and Chang's hair.
"Half an inch? It's time to cut it again! It's still the old rule, braised lion's head, 10,000 yuan to pick it up once, knives and scissors, after you left last time, didn't I stop business for a while, and I had all the tools ready. Our family converted half of the noodles into a barbershop. ”
The gesture of the proprietress is to want Jiang Hechang to go over.
"No need, my boyfriend and I are dating, I hope you don't bother."
"That's okay, braised lion's head, do you want takeout?"
……
Burrito Moon, Moon Yunyun is lying alone in the flowers.
"Yunyun, you've been down for too long, and you should have had enough."
When her father came to Yue Yunyun's side, she was distressed.
While hugging her, the room was remotely controlled.
In fact, my father has been here many times before, and he is very familiar with every mechanism.
"I want to be the best spring cake king on the planet."
Yue Yunyun was talking in her dreams, looking unconvinced, and her face was flushed.
"Why bother? Isn't it good to be your little fairy? ”
Her father carried Yue Yunyun to the bed and helped her cover the quilt tightly.
The thick spring cakes and meat dishes prepared for her were put on the table together.
Enough for her to eat for a month.
Then, the father slowly walked out of the room with the remote control in his hand.
"Bang!"
The transparent gate falls all around, and the roof of the shed is closed.
Where you can see, there are locks.
Yue Yunyun was locked inside, she could shout, but she couldn't hear her outside.
"Yunyun, Dad is for your good, the Hell Demon King is looking for Jiang Hechang, and he can't escape. I don't want to hitch you up. ”
One by one, the dark clouds drifted outside, completely covering the second moon palace.
……
The next day, a big event happened at Laizhu University.
is more terrifying than the news that Yue Yunyun has lost contact one after another.
The girls in the school couldn't believe it, and many fainted.
The odds of a guy taking the opportunity to pick up a girlfriend are not small.
"Next, I announce that Jiang Hechang and Yi Miaohan were anonymously reported. Outside the wedding venue of the dormitory manager Xiaomi's daughter, the two of them violated the school spirit and caused trouble in a public place. made a tricycle aunt fall to the ground. Subsequently, he refused to pay compensation and had an extremely bad attitude. Giving a major demerit ......"
Minglong had just finished teaching the janitor English words, and on the way back, he saw that the atmosphere in the playground was particularly serious.
The headmaster was standing on the newly built platform, unsteady on his feet and talking about punishment.
Among them, Yi Miaohan, who received a warning from the school once due to false police reports. If you make another mistake, you will be expelled from the school. The decision was to stay on probation ......"
"Yi Miaohan, what kind of behavior do you have with Jiang Hechang?"
Shu Yaai couldn't believe that the cute and simple Yi Miaohan in front of her would be a green tea behind her.
"Yaai, the principal blames me, it's Kankai and his girlfriend. And the last time the Hulk happened, I read that right, it was the jade pendant that changed, and the little animal told me......"
"Shut up! Yi Miaohan, I never knew that you were this kind of person, and you once went to find Yu Pei alone for yourself and didn't tell you, guilty? Hehe, now that I think about it, it's ridiculous. Can you make up something more exaggerated? ”
"Yaai, I know that you went behind my back to find the jade pendant, I went to the primeval forest, the little animal said. But you're my best friend, and as I said, I won't be angry if you lie to me. Yaai, can you also believe me, I definitely didn't do anything to be sorry for you, I am helping you chase Master, you see. ”
Yi Miaohan took out a small notebook from his trouser pocket, which was densely recorded, full of Jiang Hechang's whereabouts.
"Enough, right? Yi Miaohan, are you still acting? ”
Shu Ya loved to look at it, so she pulled the book over and tore it to pieces.
Then, throw it on the ground.
Yi Miaohan picked them up and put them together piece by piece.
The last few pages, the math problem of counting the head and legs, were also ripped off.
"I said that your grades have improved so quickly, and you have received a unique cheat, and you are right. Yi Miaohan, you are smarter than me, you have a set of flirtatious, don't talk about girlfriends, the boys I like, you rob them, what else can't you do. Yes! I see, you're not going to be in the league with those monsters, or you'll know I'm in the forest? Is it the game you laid out? ”